Manila

[quote=tally wacker; 1309706]no sir you are in the philippines and you have made a driving infraction and we will need to issue you a ticket and confirep001e your driver's license until it's paid. wtf? they had my driver's license in their hands at this point. i just wanted to get to my destination. i only had about 500p on me since i left what was in my pocket with my gf. i asked the police if i could just pay the ticket now.

their response was ah ok sir it will be 2500p if you want to pay it now. i did not have it plus i was pissed off. i said to them fuck it just give me the ticket and take my license. my license needed to be renewed anyways and i told them that and i could get a new license when returned to usa. they looked at me very confused. sir are you sure you want you license confirep001ed? yes sure just take it i don't care i said.

they went to the back of the car and talked for a minute then came back and said oh sir we will let you go now. there are cameras here and we would never take your money in the street as we don't want any trouble. i took my license back and told them they are free to go now. they said ok thank you sir.[/quote]always always always keep a copy of your driving licence in your car. so when you are stopped for "swerving " (thats what changing lanes is referred to. go figureat) , you give them the copy. tell them, if they want to issue a ticket all the details are on the driving licence copy. it confuses the hell out of them, as they are soooo used to patient filipinos meekly giving up the licence.

once they have hold of your licence (in all cases, except yours) , then you aint getting it back without some cheese. the 2500 quoted is very high. usually i try for p500, but sometimes can't do anything for less than a blue note.

oh and for all potential drivers in phils. make sure your gf is wearing a seatbelt. the mmda crocodiles (local term for the bastards) love to catch you for that infraction. and be a gentlemen and help the girl to put on her seatbelt. most of them haven't a clue about how it works or where it goes.

and if your gf really slams the door as she's leaving your car, its normal. every single one of my girls slams the car door really hard. i try to tell them it will shut with a little push. but no, its always slammed so hard the rivets and my teeth shake in unison. nice report tw.

Ha! I once blew through a toll booth outside Angeles / Olangapo and watched the redlights disappear in my rear view mirror. A long time ago Smokey and the Bandit in the PI!

[QUOTE=IFRpilot99; 1309915]500 will normally do it. Locals pay about 200.

Me I don't stop for them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=D Cups;1310191]Ha! I once blew through a toll booth outside Angeles / Olangapo and watched the redlights disappear in my rear view mirror. A long time ago Smokey and the Bandit in the PI![/QUOTE]I have a few funny stories too about knocking over the wooden toll barriers, after too much drink, incorrect braking, or the barrier not going up as I approached it.

A toll booth security operator pulled a gun on me, demanding that I stop to pay for the barrier. Many funny stories. I'm sure I'm not the only one, as last trip, I noticed that the barriers have a notice on them saying " damage to barrier wil cost motorist X000 pesos.

[QUOTE=FreebieFan; 1310061]Oh and for all potential drivers in Phils. Make sure your gf is wearing a seatbelt. The MMDA crocodiles (local term for the bastards) love to catch you for that infraction. And be a gentlemen and help the girl to put on her seatbelt. Most of them haven't a clue about how it works or where it goes.[/QUOTE]Is this ever an issue for taxi pax? The taxis I see I do't always get a belt.

Hahaha don't the women in every country slam the door like that?

[QUOTE=FreebieFan;1310061]And if your gf really slams the door as she's leaving your car, its normal. Every single one of my girls slams the car door really hard. I try to tell them it will shut with a little push. But no, its always slammed so hard the rivets and my teeth shake in unison. Nice report TW.[/QUOTE]

While on the topic of drinking, driving and doing stupid things in the Philippines here's what happened to me while visiting my gf's family in their province.

That day we drove many hours and arrived late evening. After eating some roadside chicken and drinking a few of those big redhorse bottles of beer we decided to go see the family that night instead of waiting until morning. It was about 10PM and the roads outside of the town were narrow and not well lit. The last turn was on to a dirt road with an irrigation channel on one side and an embankment on the other. I asked my gf if any cars ever drive on the road and she said yes so I continued. It was pitch black and the beer was making me feel good. As I drove down that road we came upon a large cow tied up and sleeping in our path. We could not turn around and I don't think I could have backed up with no light on that narrow road.

We were laughing and having fun as we approached the cow. I was taking in the fun and excitement of the experience. My gf was giggling and had no ideas what to do. As the headlights were directly on the cow I decided to just inch up on it and figured it would just get up and move over. The cow got up and moved to the side toward the canal opposite from the post it was tied to. It was a big fucking cow! We were in a little nissan sentra and the back of the cow stood taller than the roof of the car.

I don't think the cow has seen many cars because it got spooked as we past it and started bucking into the car and gave the car a few hard kicks. No shit! The cow was so big and heavy it rocked the car and there was some loud thuds as it kicked the side of the car. We were stunned and freaking out but still laughing. There was not much room between the car and the edge of the canal. All of a sudden the cow bucked its self off into the water landing with its back hitting the water first and there was a huge splash sound. We could not see much after this because it was very dark. It was just silent after that. All I could think about was that cow drowning in the water with that rope around its neck. I pulled a little farther up and stopped the car next to a little house and a light came on. Shit I might have just killed some guy's cow and he is going to be pissed.

A man came out of that house and my gf opened her door and jumped out and started talking to him in tagalog. It was her Dad LOL. Shit I think I just killed her Dads cow. I got out of the car and I could see that cow standing on the bank across the other side of the canal. I guess they swim. The Dad and Brother rounded up the cow and tied it up again.

Great entrance ha.

Oh I got laid that night too.

The photos below are from the next morning.

[QUOTE=FreebieFan; 1310394]I have a few funny stories too about knocking over the wooden toll barriers, after too much drink, incorrect braking, or the barrier not going up as I approached it.

A toll booth security operator pulled a gun on me, demanding that I stop to pay for the barrier. Many funny stories. I'm sure I'm not the only one, as last trip, I noticed that the barriers have a notice on them saying " damage to barrier wil cost motorist X000 pesos.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BrainDrain;1310434]Is this ever an issue for taxi pax? The taxis I see I do't always get a belt.[/QUOTE]It only holds for front seat passengers.

The seat belt law is not yet extended to back seat passengers so it is unlikely that your date will be in the front seat of the taxi with you in the back.

In FFs example, he is driving and she is in the passenger seat beside him. Each person has a hand on different sticks.

[QUOTE=Tally Wacker;1310494]As I drove down that road we came upon a large cow tied up and sleeping in our path. I don't think the cow has seen many cars because it got spooked as we past it and started bucking into the car and gave the car a few hard kicks. No shit! The cow was so big and heavy it rocked the car and there was some loud thuds as it kicked the side of the car.[/QUOTE]The "cow" is a water buffalo, similar to the brahma bull, the kind that they ride in rodeos for 8 seconds. You were lucky that it didn't kick the car into the canal!

[QUOTE=Red Kilt;1310539]In FFs example, he is driving and she is in the passenger seat beside him. Each person has a hand on different sticks.[/QUOTE]In the 101 things to do before you pass, list, it should include getting a BJ driving down Edsa. Have had it many times, both daytime and night time and always good fun. The passengers in the buses passing arent sure what they are seeing, but they all take a look. Tiniting of course obscures some of the action.

One very energetic gal once once leaned forward to get more of my dick in her mouth and her shoulder accidently put the car in neutral. My brain was concentrating on the action I was gettting so I really had a hard time understanding why we werent moving any more.

[QUOTE=Rodwint2;1310723]The "cow" is a water buffalo, similar to the brahma bull, the kind that they ride in rodeos for 8 seconds. You were lucky that it didn't kick the car into the canal![/QUOTE]If the "cow" TW encountered at night was the same animal tied near the road in photos 5 and 6 from the next day, it is not a water buffalo; it is of an indigenous strain of Philippine cattle, raised for meat, milk, and sometimes field work. This particular one will not be producing much milk, as it was born with a pair of Rocky Mountain oysters between its legs, which may or may not still be intact. The photo below is of a "water buffalo," known in the Philippines as a carabao and used primarily as a beast of burden. The animal in TW's photo 7, on the other hand, is a filly with considerable milk-producing potential.

Guys I know not all of us keep to the topic of sex and mongering, but the discussion of driving and cows should continue in [url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?1001-General-Info[/url] General info.

Correct Skip. I was offered to take a ride on a water buffalo they had out in the fields somewhere and its probably better that never happened.

[QUOTE=Skip Kost;1310776]If the "cow" TW encountered at night was the same animal tied near the road in photos 5 and 6 from the next day, it is not a water buffalo; it is of an indigenous strain of Philippine cattle, raised for meat, milk, and sometimes field work. This particular one will not be producing much milk, as it was born with a pair of Rocky Mountain oysters between its legs, which may or may not still be intact. The photo below is of a "water buffalo," known in the Philippines as a carabao and used primarily as a beast of burden. The animal in TW's photo 7, on the other hand, is a filly with considerable milk-producing potential.[/QUOTE]

Got lonely over in the pg chit chat thread ha? LOL.

[QUOTE=Frenzy3; 1310787]Guys I know not all of us keep to the topic of sex and mongering, but the discussion of driving and cows should continue in.

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?1001-General-Info[/url]

General info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Frenzy3; 1310787]Guys I know not all of us keep to the topic of sex and mongering, but the discussion of driving and cows should continue in.

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?1001-General-Info[/url]

General info.[/QUOTE]It was an interesting story, and was well placed. He was with a girl, and was going to meet girls folks and get laid in the process.

Even the dearly departed Daddy Warbucks (before your time ). Had interesting stories about his driving trips and the adventures that occurred on his way to finding puss or going home from a pussy encounter. More interesting reports please TW, and it really doesn't matter where you choose to post them. We all look at all the sections anyway.

[QUOTE=FreebieFan; 1310806]It was an interesting story, and was well placed. He was with a girl, and was going to meet girls folks and get laid in the process.

Even the dearly departed Daddy Warbucks (before your time ). Had interesting stories about his driving trips and the adventures that occurred on his way to finding puss or going home from a pussy encounter. More interesting reports please TW, and it really doesn't matter where you choose to post them. We all look at all the sections anyway.[/QUOTE]I liked the story too. Its also interesting that he did that considering most of us here would advise against going to meet the folks. TW more insights on that if you don't mind. How were you received by the oldies, did they look at you funny when you left for the night with their daughter? Any requests for handouts?