Berlin

[QUOTE=Bobo.fr;3031185]I don't have the pretention to recommend. I'm just afraid that now.

- the brothel above average would be Royal [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3592-Berlin-Royal[/URL].

- the (slightly under) average brothels would be.

Salon Prestige [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3587-Berlin-Salon-Prestige-(Prestige)[/URL].

New Van Kampen [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3594-Berlin-Van-Kampen-(VK)[/URL].

Gina Tango Rosa [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3629-Berlin-Gina-s-Tango-Rosa-(GTR)[/URL].[/QUOTE]Months ago, closer to the start of the year I think, someone stopped at 3 bordellos en route to Artemis. I don't think he found much but the methodology of walking in and then out let him experience first hand what was "on the buffet line". Two are in the same greater area of Artemis. That seemed like the way to plan the evening rather than hope the website is accurate If I find the report. I'll repost (it may be in the Artemis forum for all I remember).

Any experiences with or thoughts about this place (seems expensive): [URL]https://newvankampen.berlin/[/URL].

[QUOTE=TheCane;3031241]Any experiences with or thoughts about this place (seems expensive): [URL]https://newvankampen.berlin/[/URL].[/QUOTE]It is, especially for what it is, and has for Ninja weird vibe. Girls also seem to leave, more than others. Polnische girls [URL]sb98.info [/URL]around the corner kind of chaotic but can be good value.

Today I decided to try out a bordello. I had never done that in Germany before. In Berlin, usually I would just go to Artemis several days in a row at different times of day until I got my fill. But this time I chose to do something different, especially since my first night back in Berlin proved that Artemis no longer is what it used to be talent wise. I ordered an Uber and arrived at Royal Bordello around 2 pm in the afternoon. I pushed the button outside and was buzzed in. The place is located on the second floor, and I had to remember that's the third floor in my country where the ground floor is 1, but is 0 in Germany and many other countries (I will never accept this LOL).

So, I get up there, and an old German lady is waiting for me with the door cracked open. Upon entering, she ushered me into a little sitting room and said she spoke a bit of English. She explained that there were two charges, one to rent a room and one for the girl. The cost of the room depended on how much time I wanted. For one hour the cost was 100 euros, and for the girl it would be the same as the cost for the room, or 200 euros total. Cash only. I had a seat, and with that she went to get the girls to have them present themselves. Three came out, with two of them being 6's and the third a 7. None of them caught my fancy.

I asked the lady if there were only three girls available. She said there were more in house, 4 more to be exact, but that they were all busy with other clients. For some reason, I didn't feel like she was telling the truth, and that three was all she had on a Monday afternoon. My suspicion that she was lying was bolstered when I asked if I might be able to wait a bit to see some of the other girls later who were supposedly busy. Her answer was no, that I needed to make a choice if I wanted to stay. And with that, I amicably chose to leave. I had not eaten yet, and decided to treat myself for a meal at a Chinese restaurant I saw across the street.

I satisfied my hunger with a tasty dinner of won ton soup, a cucumber salad, and crispy duck with vegetables and rice. To drink, I had a glass of water and a bitter lemon soft drink. And for dessert an ice cream and bananas concoction. Now you guys are probably wondering if The Cane has lost his mind! Who cares right? Well, I go into the details of my dinner to emphasize that it was the most exciting part of my day LOL! Yes, I would rather be eating puss and ass, but it's just not going down. It's not happening! I'm ready to spend some money. I'm ready to fuck! But I'm not seeing quality talent! I'm nearly two weeks into this voyage, having gone to 10 different establishments in 3 cities, and I've fucked a grand total of 3 girls. [B]Three[/B]!

This is bad guys. This is bad. This is [B]dire[/B] my brothers. This is easily shaping up to be my worst mongering trip to Germany ever, and one of the worst of all times for me. I finished up my meal and paid 36 plus euros for it plus tip. A lot better than the nonsense I paid to experience Artemis just the night before. I caught an Uber back to my hotel, whereupon my arrival, I prepared this dreadful field report. As I rode along the way, I took simple pleasure in the fact that the sun was finally shining in Germany again. It's not over until it's over! There's still tomorrow. And I got a lot of more! I got a lot of more! I got a lot of more to go! The sun is shining, and there's always tomorrow!

[QUOTE=TheCane;3031901]Today I decided to try out a bordello. I had never done that in Germany before. [/QUOTE]1. You have to call ahead, see who is available and when. Not to book; just to know to time visit. Always.

2. Doubt Hausmutti was lying; probably knew others busy for 30+ minutes and did not want monger hanging around.

3. Ginas Tango Rosa (Steglitz), or Prestige (Halensee) better alternatives, certainly better prices. Maybe also [url]Fuchs-34.de[/url] in Mitte. All taste things. New Herrenhaus expensive, but option.

4. Try massage alternatives: Sensual Massage (Wilmersdorf) very flexible on extras; Wolke7, Idyll also.

5. Try BerlinIntim, especially Newcomer page (lots of young analitas ;) ), or Omello (more MILFy), or Kaufmich websites for indies. Yes more work, but good options. Ninja theory that some girls prefer more control, less crowds and microbes, since Covid.

6. There are weak days. There are stronger days. Everywhere.

7. Yes -as almost all DE threads say, scene has changed. Must be like Marines: adapt.

8. You can always find work as tour and restaurant guide.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;3032024]Doubt Hausmutti was lying; probably knew others busy for 30+ minutes and did not want monger hanging around. As almost all DE threads say, scene has changed. Must be like Marines: adapt. You can always find work as tour and restaurant guide.[/QUOTE]It's rare for me to visit an establishment where a monger who isn't quite ready to make a choice can't have a seat and maybe a drink and see who else is on the menu later. Being required to choose an ugly or leave is less than "the Royal treatment" if you ask me. And yes, this is my first time back in Germany since COVID, and I am experiencing first hand the serious decline in the quality of the sex scene in FKKLand. I have spent more money on Uber fares and club admission charges than I have on actually fucking! At least I didn't have to pay an admission charge to enter Royal Bordello. My adaptation shall be to not return to Germany anytime soon in favor of "hitting other beaches". And thanks for the career advice, but I'm comfortably and happily retired!

So, today I decided to try a massage place here in Berlin. Initially, I was going to sample another bordello, but they really aren't my thing, and never have been. But, massages are, and I routinely make them a part of the deal at the FKKs. I did some online research, starting with the massage parlors that Nooky Ninja suggested, and was close to settling on Sensual Massage. But when I started to read the reviews, I found a lot of bad ones! Girls who don't know what they're doing and really shouldn't be there, a "massage" that was so poor it was a ripoff, stolen money, etc. With this, I decided to strike Sensual Massage and take a chance on an establishment I read about that seemed to have mostly good reviews overtime. That would be Ekstasse Massage.

Opening time was Noon, and I arrived by Uber around 12:30 pm. I rang the bell and was buzzed in, then walked up to the first floor where I had to ring yet another bell. A cute, non-German looking girl opened the door and confirmed I was in the right place. From there she took me to a room that looked pretty nice. The outside appearance of the entire building itself looked kind of dumpy, but on the inside it was actually OK. I was interested in an hour-long massage, and the girl said the total cost would be 120 euros (60 for the room and 60 for the girl) with a handjob included (she didn't say it but I assumed extras were available for more). I asked if nuru massages were available and she looked kind of confused at first, then gave me an unconvincing "yes". She then left the room and said next the girls would come in to present themselves.

Then after just a few minutes [B]one[/B] ugly, washed up, over the hill, German woman just shy of being a 100% certified hag walks into the room and she introduces herself! With her fucking FUPA (fat upper pussy area)! She said that she was the only one available who could do a nuru massage. So I'm thinking to myself, "You have to be fucking kidding me right? They never show you a hag on their websites do they? There's no way this old biddy is touching me"! I said to the hag, "Well, there are other girls who do other types of massages right? I don't have to have a nuru massage. I would like to see everyone who is available". She replied, "Yes, there are 6 other girls, but they all have appointments. If you don't want to go with me then maybe you can come back later".

Now I'm thinking, "If there were 6 other girls who all had appointments, then why did the one acting as the hostess at the beginning tell me that the girl ([B]s[/B]) would present themselves for my choice decision? And then only this ugly old hag walks in"? Well fuck this noise! I'm out of here! Where have all the pretty girls gone? Where are they now? Especially the ones who were butt fucking for cash? COVID hit and they all left and they mostly all never came back! This is grim! This is so grim! Look, if I lived in Berlin, I could find and establish my spots. But as a tourist with limited time and money, it's not cost effective to go running all over town trying out this place and that. That's why the FKKs were so great. If you came to Germany and stuck with the mainline FKKs, as long as you had some money, you were going to have a good time. Well, not anymore!

I took an Uber back to my hotel, then had a nice three course lunch at a nearby German restaurant (I'll spare you the gritty details this time LOL). As I rode in the Uber, I took note that the sun had disappeared in Berlin again. Even that simple pleasure proved to be fleeting. Three days down in the German capital. One more to go. I hope it's not three strikes and you're out!

[QUOTE=TheCane;3032053]So, today I decided to try a massage place here in Berlin.[/QUOTE]Ninja suggested Sensual only because famously "flexible".

Still think Ginas-Tango-Rosa bordello in Steglitz pretty safe bet, with chance to view parade first. [URL]https://ginas-tango-rosa.de/heute/[/URL]

If you want better massage with slight chance of extras depending on girl and mood, but attractive staff with decent skills, try.

1. [URL]paris-no5.de[/URL]

2. [URL]ameliya.de[/URL]

Angelhands-Spa, Wolke7, Idyll can be ok but notch below.

Just check availability and call first, after look at websites.

Friends any cheap prices for 20-30 Euros or even cheap prices in Frankfurt or anywhere in Germany for a quick Release?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3032053]So, today I decided to try a massage place here in Berlin. Initially, I was going to sample another bordello, but they really aren't my thing, and never have been. But, massages are, and I routinely make them a part of the deal at the FKKs. I did some online research, starting with the massage parlors that Nooky Ninja suggested, and was close to settling on Sensual Massage. But when I started to read the reviews, I found a lot of bad ones! Girls who don't know what they're doing and really shouldn't be there, a "massage" that was so poor it was a ripoff, stolen money, etc. With this, I decided to strike Sensual Massage and take a chance on an establishment I read about that seemed to have mostly good reviews overtime. That would be Ekstasse Massage.

[/QUOTE]Berlin has more massage places than MOST of the German cities. Maria's massage in Mitte can have a good lineup. 6's 7's and a occasoinal 8. Most with extras.

There are 2 famous Tantra places. Now I'm familiar with Tantra sex / massage for the US, and it doesn't automatically mean only HJ, but in Germany it 'seems' that's the formal definition. Why am I not surprised the Germans would have formal definitions even for sex acts. But that said, the two massage places that specialize in tantra has high marks for beautiful girls. Faces are shown on the websites. Lusthaus has reviews. Possibly too late to save your trip. But that's my info.

And I really like your food reviews. You know on Lusthaus, even if the guys had one amazing acrobatic sex with dozens of extras, they often report on the food and the choices.

To contribute something more positive:

Satisfying meeting with Mia in a small hotel in Charlottenburg. She ist a travelling profi, contact via a telephone agent. Pictures are correct, Mia speaks english well. She lacks a bit at own initiative, but responds very well to your wishes and intentions. She really takes care of you. Price was 120 E / h + decent extras on offer. I was satisfied. Repetition planned before she leaves.

[URL]https://www.omello.de/modelle/004517.php[/URL]

[QUOTE=Tintin1;3032283]Berlin has more massage places than MOST of the German cities. Maria's massage in Mitte can have a good lineup. 6's 7's and a occasoinal 8. Most with extras.

There are 2 famous Tantra places. Now I'm familiar with Tantra sex / massage for the US, and it doesn't automatically mean only HJ, but in Germany it 'seems' that's the formal definition. Why am I not surprised the Germans would have formal definitions even for sex acts. But that said, the two massage places that specialize in tantra has high marks for beautiful girls. Faces are shown on the websites. Lusthaus has reviews. Possibly too late to save your trip. But that's my info.

And I really like your food reviews. You know on Lusthaus, even if the guys had one amazing acrobatic sex with dozens of extras, they often report on the food and the choices.[/QUOTE]Which are the two famous tantra places you mention here? I have been to Journeywiyhin and Khashima. The latter I think has an edge over the former in terms of appearance and comfort. But in my experience it's a random draw with which lady you end up with. Interested to hear our experience.

[QUOTE=Leroy1969;3031141]I have had 3 bordello experiences. Only one was actually good, and that was down at GTR. GTR is a bit of a journey.

In 2019 I went to Maison the'envie. It was near where I was staying. I had an awful experience.

This trip Club Amar was near me. My experience there was laughable.

What bordellos do you recommend? What ladies?

I am 2 for 2 with escorts from Kauf Mich. These 2 ladies were awesome.

I had an amazing experience down on beblingen, at Sakura FKK. I will try Artemis next time I am in Berlin.

I have had enough bad experiences, that I am kind of gun shy about anyone, or anywhere that is not reviewed.[/QUOTE]Tbh when place are giving bad experience and asking 250 EU for it its your duty to never go back there anymore. Price are so high in Germany I don't thing I will have the guts to travel there someday.

Ninja get some PMs about "good" options in Berlin. Good excuse to talk about recommendations & help. Options covered here since years, and Charlie123 report "The Berlin Sex Scene" still best single overview ever on main Germany thread, at bottom. A few clubs and bordellos closed but still most useful starting point.

Beyond this, no way around doing homework. Visit websites, call ahead to check available on given day and time (almost all have enough English in house). Most up to date info on local "lusthaus" website, mostly in German. This is Bible here. Can be translated. Worth look.

Beyond this, recommendations almost useless. Everything is chemistry and taste. Everything. What work for Ninja may not for other (or other way around).

Scene is changing here: getting more expensive, some classic apartments closing, AI photos, etc. Means more work upfront.

For those asking help. Best to ask here and be specific: what kind of experience, age, look, cost, etc. And let community weigh in. Example, Ginas Tango Rosa best for MILFs and more choices, moderate prices. New Herenhaus, more expensive, S&M offered, a little younger. Royal, among youngest and most expensive. But only vague general. Indies e. G. On BerlinIntim increasingly young, Latina or EE. Kaufmich or Omello or Erotik Markt. Age and origin all over the place. Piefke reports on eastern scene very useful.

But in end, only taste and chemistry matter (within budget) and advice somewhat useless. No way around homework preparation.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;3034783]Ninja get some PMs about "good" options in Berlin. Good excuse to talk about recommendations & help. Options covered here since years, and Charlie123 report "The Berlin Sex Scene" still best single overview ever on main Germany thread, at bottom. A few clubs and bordellos closed but still most useful starting point.

Beyond this, no way around doing homework. Visit websites, call ahead to check available on given day and time (almost all have enough English in house). Most up to date info on local "Lusthaus" website, mostly in German. This is Bible here. Can be translated. Worth look.

But in end, only taste and chemistry matter (within budget) and advice somewhat useless. No way around homework preparation.[/QUOTE]There are kind of 3 tiers of apartment bordellos. Higher, and middle tier mentioned last post. Could also include Prestige (Halensee). But lines get blurry going downmarket (Monas, Aston, Aller45, Stella, Maria Rot, Europasalon, Flair). Even so, diamonds in the rough sometimes. BerlinIntim has list (but not up to date) [URL]https://www.berlinintim.de/clubs-bordelle-berlin.html[/URL] . Also Rotlicht. But always good to verify pictures-Yandex (maybe best) or Google Image/Lens. More work but save lots of wasted time running around.