Shanghai Has the Best HJ Joints in the World
Been mongering around the world and I've come to the conclusion that Shanghai has by far the best HJ AMP's in the world.
In Jakarta, you can have sex with the massage girls. In Saigon, the massage girls are super friendly. Thailand has lots of AMP's. But IMHO they're all kind of crap.
The bottom line: none of the girls I've gotten (and I've gotten plenty) in those AMP's actually know how to give a proper HJ.
Whereas in Shanghai, I've never gotten a HJ that was anything less than competent. And, in fact, most of the HJ's I've gotten have been amazing.
Years ago, half of this forum was dedicated to HJ joints like Peacock and Tertiary. As those places went under, talk of rub and' tugs all but disappeared on this forum. Which is a shame, because, as I said, Shanghai still has by far the best HJ joints in the world.
For the past few years, I've been going to two HJ chains: Spring and Garden. There are dozens of Spring Massages around town. They've become quite pricey (278 RMB for a session), so I've abandoned them for Garden. Garden Massage also used to be a large chain around town, but recently many of their branches closed down and opened under a different name. Or shut down altogether.
There's only one original Garden Massage left. It just went through a total renovation. And let me tell you: it's HJ heaven.
So let me talk up Garden, because, brothers, I've been having amazing orgasms at this place for a mere 200 RMB a pop (now 218 RMB) at the very capable hands of an endless supply of really cute spinners. Most HJ girls in Shanghai know how to handle a didi, but the girls at Garden seem to really take pride in their sword-wielding skills.
Procedure: walk in the front door and ask for an oil massage. Usher will bring you to your room (all recently renovated and really nice). Shower in room. Some rooms are bigger than others. Be sure to ask for a big one. Usher will ask if you already know a girl. If you don't, you can tell him your specifications (eg thin, big breasts, etc.). Unlike at other HJ joints, I've never been disappointed with the girl they've assigned me at this place. The girls here are all really cute.
OK, so girl comes in. You shower and then get on the massage table. You'll be asked: oil or powder massage. IMHO oil massages are way better, so I always get oil.
Girl starts with a back massage, then starts milking your didi from under. Some girls are better than others at this, but really, we're talking about different levels of awesomeness here.
Next comes the flip. Here at Garden, the girls will immediately start sucking your nipples while intensely cuddling up to you. Tightly. Heavy petting is standard. Extras available starting at 100 RMB. Different girls, different mileage (but, personally, I've never been offered anything beyond exposed breasts).
Meanwhile, you're getting a freaking' amazing HJ. I've never had a bad one here. Girls have all been very friendly and I've never left unsatisfied.
Location: Intersection of Xietu Rd. And North Shuangfeng Rd. Signs are all in Chinese (pinyin: Ya Dan). No English. Location is tricky because see this is where Xietu Rd. Forks in two. With the other half becoming Nandan Rd.
I guess the best directions are: stand at the corner of Tianyaoqiao Rd. And Xietu Rd. (be careful: not Nandan Rd.). Walk east on Xietu. There should be a big gated apartment complex on your left. Walk to the end of the block. Garden is across the street.
Enjoy this while it lasts, because who knows how long this'll last. These HJ joints have been dying like flies in recent years.
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Second Shanghai experience. Maria
My top choice recommended by experts for round two was unfortunately not to be due to unexpected 'natural causes'. Booked Maria largely on blind faith (and her photos). Easy to communicate with and set up appointment (answers her own phone). Good English. Showed up right on time. Was dressed in a nice dinner-type dress. She is tall (about 5'7" with a tight body, and elegant attractive businesswoman look. Very well proportioned for an Asian woman, nice figure eight, ample bosom, and grabbable butt.
The session: On the great side, she is one of the better kissers in the business, highly passionate and very good at it, and likes to DFK, a whole lot. Open to lots of stuff, save for greek and the 'weird stuff'. She really got into the session during FS, and I mean at an extreme level, got so loud that I was worried hotel security was going to knock on the door thinking I was killing someone. Smothering her with DFK helped a bit, but not much. She enjoyed so much that after we were done, she decided to hang out and and show one or two things about Shanghai. She was reluctant to leave eventually, but I had business to take care of. In between sessions she gave a massage, which turned out to be absolutely one of the two best I ever had anywhere, professional or otherwise. Because of her skill, I let her massage me for a full h. So had only 2 pops for the 2 h session. She gets very wet as well.
The not so great; her BBBJ was ordinary at best. I normally easily CIM with better than average skill. With her however, a whole day of BJ wouldn't have done the trick. I cut this part very short as a result. She also is more of a taker than a giver during FS, so if you are into taking charge and doing most of the work, you will enjoy her. I personally prefer taking the back seat some times. These minor issues partly explain why I took the long massage, which turned out to be an excellent move.
Overall, she knows hot make a man feel good and feel good about himself (about his skill in bed). However, people into dinner dates and social stuff would probably enjoy her a lot more than those into pop and go, based on her social skill and elegant looks.
Shanghai overall first impression
I am out already but really enjoyed my time here. It is unbelievable how easy it is to get good service here, if a bit pricey. Didn't get the chance to try the riskier (but apparently cheaper) avenues, but then I think I am getting too old for that style of operation. The doomsday scenarios I read a ton about on the Internet about scammers and touts were surprisingly far between and laughably unpolished in my opinion; easy to spot and dismiss. Maybe I was lucky, but I think I have experienced far meaner streets than anything I experienced here. Even tried going up and down Nanjing road, both day and night, weekend and weekday, nothing! Busy bus and train stations, crowded train rides around SH, nothing! Seedy-looking back streets, nothing!
Can't wait for my next assignment to Shanghai.
Haha so you are dog expert?
So she got so many tricks to make man happy? Which ones are her best?
[QUOTE=FiveAces;1780710]I really hate to be evil but: So you can teach an old dog new tricks then.[/QUOTE]
