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Biden Drone Strike Accidentally Kills Terrorist Leader Instead Of Car Full OfChildren
KABUL — Biden is demanding answers after a precision drone strike in Afghanistan actually killed a real terrorist leader named Ayman al-Zawahiri instead of a car full of innocent children, as is tradition.
"Come on, folks, we all know what drone strikes are for," said the angry President to an LOL Surprise Doll he mistook for a member of the press. "We conduct drone strikes to kill civilians in the Middle East in hopes of stirring up multigenerational hatred for the USA Which will lead to endless war and help feed the military-industrial complex! How on earth did this actual terrorist get caught up in the mix?
Sources in the CIA revealed they briefly deviated from the standard procedure of killing innocents with Hellfire missiles to kill a terrorist, as Biden's poll numbers are down and people like it when presidents kill terrorists.
"The death of this austere religious scholar, while tragic, could produce a 3 to 4 point bump in Biden's approval ratings in time for the midterms," said Fitch Biggenslimes, a columnist for the Washington Post. "That's what really matters here. ".
Government officials assured the president they will return to their normal business of blowing up chai tea cafes and busses full of aid workers this week.
UPDATE: New reports confirm Ayman al-Zawahiri is still alive and the precision strike actually killed a busload of orphans.
I don't recall Biden saying that
Nor have I seen a clip of Biden saying it sourced from FUX News and the like.
Where do you imagine you saw and heard it?
[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2726773]Yeah, there were hundreds of articles about dozens of phone calls to poison control. I am surprised you dumb Dems did not impeach Trump over that.
And you are complaining about that? I thought you wanted all Trump's amoral, racist, and evil supporters dead. Maybe now you should not impeach Trump but give him a medal. Can you make up your mind about why Trump is evil?
By the way, where are all the articles about people who died from Covid after Biden said you could not get it if vaccinated? Where are those hundreds of articles?
When a Republican talks, words mean things. When a Democrat talks, what does the word words mean? Does that not depend on what your definition of is is?[/QUOTE]There are tons of videos showing Trump repeatedly assuring the world that his Trump's Pandemic virus "will go away without a vaccine" as well as the one of him being deadly serious that the injection of disinfectant (bleach) to cure it ought to be looked into instead.
Have you got a link for Biden saying, "you can not get Covid if you are vaccinated"?
More Americans Suffering from the Cruelty of RethugliKKKants
Legendary comedian, Jon Stewart, blasts the GOP/QOP Senate members w/r to a bill they blocked and stalled, that provides healthcare to [B]veterans who've suffered long-term illness from the burn pits[/B] from their service. Not long after, Mr. Stewart's drubbing, GOP/QOP Senate members do an about-face, with their tails tucked between their legs.
[QUOTE] ... In the days since the GOP stalled the bill, Stewart was unflinching. He went in front of cameras on Thursday to express what many Americans were feeling. Regarding Republicans about-face on the bill, Stewart said he was used to the ‘hypocrisy,’ ‘lies’ and ‘cowardice’ of politicians, [b]but I am not used to the cruelty.[/b] [/QUOTE][URL]https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/08/01/jon-stewart-veterans-burn-pits-gop-cruelty/[/URL]
On the flip-side, it was said, the Dems could stand to take notes, from Jon Stewart, when it came to Republican cruelty. Couldn't agree more...kkkk!
This is what happens when your head is buried in the sand
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2727152]So now that it can no longer be hidden or denied that there were eyewitnesses willing to come forth and testify under oath as to what actually took place in the famous or rather infamous limo ride, Woke Marxist propaganda agents must set to work trashing the two secret service agent's character and credibility so that their sworn testimony can be called into question on Marxist media outlets. The 2 agents have not even testified yet, but the Marxists are already attacking them. It seems very Soviet Union to me. The two secret service agents are lucky they have not been shipped off to the Aleutian Islands.
Of course, we must believe the Party's witness and her 2nd or 3rd hand, hearsay, testimony because woman never lie for political gain or personal reasons except when they accuse Woke politicians of misconduct. But for those of us who have not yet been forced to become card carrying members of the Woke Marxist New Democrat Party, an interesting question remains: who told her about what happened on the Limo ride? Another third person who saw nothing or someone actually in the Limo? But I guess this is just a trivial, unimportant question for party loyalists like yourself since we common folk are expected to shut up, fall in line, and follow the party's directive Soviet Style.
You are back on my ignore list, poncho.[/QUOTE]As usual, you are misrepresenting "hearsay". Again. You have been told several times what hearsay is, what it isn't and when hearsay can be accepted. You are been provided with sources from a legal perspective. Yet you refuse to listen, evidently preferring to bury your head in the sand and raise it only to listed to FUX Snooze. Repeating a lie often enough does not make it the truth, regardless of what Goebbles or the Mango Mussolini said.
Furthermore, you have refused to acknowledge that any sane person would speak up [B]immediately[/B] when they are party to a lie being told. And by "party", I mean when they are present in the room while the lie was told. Did Bobby Engle [B]immediately dispute[/B] Ornato's recounting of what happened in the SUV? Nope. Any sane person would. I would. You would. But not Engle. No siree. Not Ornato. No siree. What they did was wait until after Hutchinson's testimony to dispute what was said. Hogwash. Those are [B]not[/B] the actions of someone who is blameless. Someone who is blameless would [B]immediately refute a falsehood[/B].
Again with the "woke" term. When will you realize that the opposite of "woke" is "asleep". Evidently, RethugliKKKants prefer to go through life asleep at the switch.
The inequity and unsustainabiity of equality
This is a superb discussion (by 2 USANs) on equality.
First the present the case for equality, then they expose it for the myth that it is. And finally the present what an alternative and better world would look like, particularly for the USA but also for the whole world.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ly4w_FHf_Q[/URL]