Pattaya Reports

Pattaya Day 2.

Based on this good experience I decided to try a similar set up which is based just inside walking street and pitched up at the frog bar. I downed 3 or 4 beers then started talking to a really petite lady who looked like she had average sized, but very firm breasts. She did have false eye lashes which I have never liked but the rest of her was a sight to be admired.

The bar fine here was 500 bt and ST was 1, 500 which I could easily relate to as the ladies here were a good few notches above the previous nights offerings. The BBBJ was good but she needed a few pointers. Next I decided to lay her across the dressing table and bend her legs up near her armpits. She was surprisingly tight, didn't actually ask but guessed her age to be around mid twenties. I really enjoyed the rocking of the dressing table and her sensual moaning so spent quite a while in this position. Transferred her to the bed and put her in the doggy position on the edge of the bed and smashed her as I was standing up. I would have liked to pump her in this position a bit longer but I'm the wrong age for that type of bedroom gymnastics so I turned her over grabbed pert tits and pumped away as hard as I could. Have to say it was a great cum.

After showering and changing I went to Spanky's to watch a live gig around 10 pm It was a great bit of live music and I enjoyed it. A very cute lady asked if she could sit with me, I said she could but told her I was not interested in any bar fine, sat back and got pissed and told her I might be back the following evening. After getting really pissed I rolled out of the bar at around 2 A. M and made a determined beeline for my bed.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1248357]Pattaya Day 2.

Based on this good experience I decided to try a similar set up which is based just inside walking street and pitched up at the frog bar. I downed 3 or 4 beers then started talking to a really petite lady who looked like she had average sized, but very firm breasts. She did have false eye lashes which I have never liked but the rest of her was a sight to be admired.

The bar fine here was 500 bt and ST was 1, 500 which I could easily relate to as the ladies here were a good few notches above the previous nights offerings. The BBBJ was good but she needed a few pointers. Next I decided to lay her across the dressing table and bend her legs up near her armpits. She was surprisingly tight, didn't actually ask but guessed her age to be around mid twenties. I really enjoyed the rocking of the dressing table and her sensual moaning so spent quite a while in this position. Transferred her to the bed and put her in the doggy position on the edge of the bed and smashed her as I was standing up. I would have liked to pump her in this position a bit longer but I'm the wrong age for that type of bedroom gymnastics so I turned her over grabbed pert tits and pumped away as hard as I could. Have to say it was a great cum.

After showering and changing I went to Spanky's to watch a live gig around 10 pm It was a great bit of live music and I enjoyed it. A very cute lady asked if she could sit with me, I said she could but told her I was not interested in any bar fine, sat back and got pissed and told her I might be back the following evening. After getting really pissed I rolled out of the bar at around 2 A. M and made a determined beeline for my bed.[/QUOTE]You should tell that girl to come to BKK and have Fon at your shop teach her how to give a BBBJ. HAHAHA.

Hi fellas,

I posted a question on the Bangkok boards and it was suggested that I try my luck here. I'm off to Thailand for my first visit shortly and in amongst visits to some of the more flashy and famous bars / clubs, I'd like to seek out some of the really cheap, seedy and degrading elements of the PFP scene. I'm talking BJ bars, back alleys, unlit parks, stairwells, beaches, toilet blocks etc. I got a few tips for Bangkok but would love to hear your thoughts on places that fit this description in Pattaya. Someone mentioned a place called 'The Woods'?

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[QUOTE=Nekama; 1248522]Hi fellas,

I posted a question on the Bangkok boards and it was suggested that I try my luck here. I'm off to Thailand for my first visit shortly and in amongst visits to some of the more flashy and famous bars / clubs, I'd like to seek out some of the really cheap, seedy and degrading elements of the PFP scene. I'm talking BJ bars, back alleys, unlit parks, stairwells, beaches, toilet blocks etc. I got a few tips for Bangkok but would love to hear your thoughts on places that fit this description in Pattaya. Someone mentioned a place called 'The Woods'?[/QUOTE]It should still be there. Take the road to Jomtien, turn left at the trafiic light into Threprasit Road, which goes back towards Sukhumvit. Look for a sign that says "Hagone Condotel", turn left at this sign and about 75 metres in there are some fairly basic local joints, matresses on the floor upstairs etc, was 300 bht all in for FS. Look for windoes with blacked out curtains etc, karaoke joints claiming to be.

[QUOTE=Nekama; 1248522]Hi fellas,

I posted a question on the Bangkok boards and it was suggested that I try my luck here. I'm off to Thailand for my first visit shortly and in amongst visits to some of the more flashy and famous bars / clubs, I'd like to seek out some of the really cheap, seedy and degrading elements of the PFP scene. I'm talking BJ bars, back alleys, unlit parks, stairwells, beaches, toilet blocks etc. I got a few tips for Bangkok but would love to hear your thoughts on places that fit this description in Pattaya. Someone mentioned a place called 'The Woods'?[/QUOTE]I think Nekam would enjoy the Bush Babes. Some right scum there who will give a blow job from 100bt up.

Up the hill towards Jomtien, turn right before the tourist police. There are usually women there 24 hours a day.

[QUOTE=Nekama; 1248522]Hi fellas,

I posted a question on the Bangkok boards and it was suggested that I try my luck here. I'm off to Thailand for my first visit shortly and in amongst visits to some of the more flashy and famous bars / clubs, I'd like to seek out some of the really cheap, seedy and degrading elements of the PFP scene. I'm talking BJ bars, back alleys, unlit parks, stairwells, beaches, toilet blocks etc. I got a few tips for Bangkok but would love to hear your thoughts on places that fit this description in Pattaya. Someone mentioned a place called 'The Woods'?[/QUOTE]Walk down Soi 6 and Soi 8 at 6-8 am. Plenty of attractive girls (most are tall) there who will blow or fuck you in a rat infested alley. Very cheap too!

[quote=luvpuss;1248738]walk down soi 6 and soi 8 at 6-8 am. plenty of attractive girls (most are tall) there who will blow or fuck you in a rat infested alley. very cheap too![/quote]you are ridiculing the question by a misleading reply referring to ladyboys. this is dishonest and might plunge that person into physical harrasment. your aim is to imply that you are above those requested mongering scenes.

you seem to forget that in your own country, in bombay, the slums contains the filthiest largest brothels in the world catering to you guys for few rupees a bang.

The mainstream American media is making a big deal out of the fact that the Iranian BKK bombers spent some time beforehand in notoriously sexually decadent Pattaya "cavorting with prostitutes," as if that had something to do with their crimes.

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/thai-cops-iran-suspects-cavorted-prostitutes-082228077.html[/url]

Gee, I've been here for almost five years now cavorting with prostitutes, yet I've not once felt any urge to bomb Israelis in BKK, or commit any crimes at all, for that matter.

WTF? I guess liking pussy is bad and most people in the states think we are all bad for enjoying our hobby.

I'm sure the bombers enjoyed some Thai food while they were here too, but I doubt that had anything to do with the bombing either.

[QUOTE=Daddy07; 1248953]The mainstream American media is making a big deal out of the fact that the Iranian BKK bombers spent some time beforehand in notoriously sexually decadent Pattaya "cavorting with prostitutes," as if that had something to do with their crimes. WTF? I guess liking pussy is bad and most people in the states think we are all bad for enjoying our hobby.

I'm sure the bombers enjoyed some Thai food while they were here too, but I doubt that had anything to do with the bombing either.[/QUOTE]
It's that stuff they smoke in those sheeshas. ;)

What? Somebody call to check up on you?

And, come to think of it, didn't you tell me one time that you'd like to bomb the IRS?

[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1248979]And, come to think of it, didn't you tell me one time that you'd like to bomb the IRS?[/QUOTE]Hell no; I don't pay no stinkin' taxes.

You must be thinking about Rick Santorum's campaign headquarters.

I guess they knew what they were doing having some fun especially the one guy before got his leg and most likely his middle leg blown off.

LBM

[QUOTE=Daddy07; 1248984]Hell no; I don't pay no stinkin' taxes.

You must be thinking about Rick Santorum's campaign headquarters.[/QUOTE]Daddy is a Ron Paul supporter!

LBM

Pattaya Day 3.

The following day I decided to sleep through as much of my impending hangover as possible and didn't get up till 1 pm I roamed lazily around for much of the afternoon, bought a couple of shirts had a couple of beers with some friends and thought a late afternoon kip was on the cards. After showering and eating I felt like a new man and decided to head back to Spanky's as my thoughts kept drifting back to the very attractive lady I had sat with the night before.

I wandered in around 10:30 and was pleasantly surprised not only to see some people I knew already there but the good looking lady up dancing. She finished her stint and came across to sit next to me. Her English was good and I enjoyed having a conversation with her. After 2 or 3 beers I decided if I was going to ST her now was the time I. E before I had drunk too much.

It was the standard 700bt bar fine and 2, 000 to the lady. She wasted no time in jumping into the shower so I did the same. To my surprise she actually took her time with some sensual kissing for a good 5 or so minutes. She was pretty enough that I decided to give her head which seemed to surprise her. I have to say I get turned on by making these ladies moan, scream and then come to a shuddering orgasm.

When it came to the BJ she insisted on using a condom which is not as pleasant but I never cajole or bully the ladies into doing something they don't want to do. Bless her she seemed to try very hard to compensate for the fact it was condom on and sucked away like a maniac until I told her the performance was satisfactory. Was feeling not on top of the world by all the weekends antics so asked her to start on top, which she happily obliged.

Rather than trying to make me cum a. S. A. P she was concentrating on her own orgasm, which I had no problem with as this extends the whole experience. As you can guess the next position was doggy, but rather than remaining prone I leaned over her and grabbed one of her tits, which is another personal turn on for me. Her loud moans had a profound effect on me and I knew the end wasn't far away. To finish her off I turned her over and pounded away in the missionary position trying to think about oil rigs, jcb's and Margaret Thatcher in order to try to prolong the experience. This was to no avail and a couple of minutes later came to a shuddering orgasm. I thanked the lady, paid her with a tip, bade her farewell and crashed out a very happy man.

Regards,

BJ