Nice score FHB and nice read.
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Nice score FHB and nice read.
Haha I will take that as compliment on my personal grooming. I always knew that those dhs30 haircuts in jebel ali weren't the worst in the world! Maybe time now to splash out a bit at Grosvenor House although I doubt they are as good as the cut I used to get in Toni and Guy Covent Garden. I may aswell whilst I still have all my own hair and plenty of it, unlike some other people I could mention!
Am now looking to switch jobs and will have frequent recruitment trips to the Phillipines specifically written into my contract. Am also likely to visit in november to pursue another business venture.
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]As if you need any tips GS..I know you are closet lover of such infomation :D
And..when are you next going to be on a buisness trip to PI as your tour guide awaits and has just back from some R&R (see the pictures PI Photo gallery plus accessorioes :D). BTW, Mama Tess said hi...;)[/QUOTE]
She called at 8:00pm and she said we should meet at the mall and go from there to my hotel. She only agreed to come to my hotel when I assured her that I have reserved a classy room in a quite hotel where we do not have to pass by the reception.
So Jimmy
Which Hotel?
Dear Greek Niko and Friends,
I trust you are doing well and having fun.
As usual and as always, when we talk details, names, contacts and specifics, we use the PM. When we talk about general information we post in the public.
Not only this is according to the Forum good practices but perhaps it is the most convenient and safest methods and practices for all the players on the field.
I have sent you the details to your PM.
Take Care and Have Fun.
Cheers,
Jimmy
[QUOTE=Greek Niko]She called at 8:00pm and she said we should meet at the mall and go from there to my hotel. She only agreed to come to my hotel when I assured her that I have reserved a classy room in a quite hotel where we do not have to pass by the reception.
So Jimmy
Which Hotel?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Free Happy Bird]Although I like all of the above however, my fantasy is to taste a real native pussy; a pussy that is pure native from these shores and who is purely from this land[/QUOTE]As much as I would the story below to be true, it reads like a Mills & Boon novel, and the risk of reprisals can't be worth the moments of pleasure, if you catch my drift. I am sure that some lucky fvckers are smashing the local pussy, but this reads like BS to me?
[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]As much as I would the story below to be true, it reads like a Mills & Boon novel, and the risk of reprisals can't be worth the moments of pleasure, if you catch my drift. I am sure that some lucky fvckers are smashing the local pussy, but this reads like BS to me?[/QUOTE]
haha, I was thinking the same. Either FHB is a true master of the arts or he's aiming for the literature nobel price in fiction.
[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]As much as I would the story below to be true, it reads like a Mills & Boon novel, and the risk of reprisals can't be worth the moments of pleasure, if you catch my drift. I am sure that some lucky fvckers are smashing the local pussy, but this reads like BS to me?[/QUOTE]Mills and Boon. My grandma had a huge collection of those and I'm sure I never came across one that featured an "ass-cock".
In my relatively short and inexperienced monger life, compared to some others here, I've heard of (and lived through) some pretty strange experiences, so I shall give our friend Jimmy the benefit of the doubt.
He is not doing any harm with his report, but if there are others that are foolish enough to try and follow his example without first working to acquire his obviously MASSIVE ninja skills. May the Lord have mercy on their souls.
This is not a path for us mere mortals. This is for true shadow warriors only.
And as everyone knows. You cannot just 'become' ninja. You have to be BORN ninja. Sure. You can work hard to be ninja-like. Or ninja-esque. But it's not the same thing. Not even close.
There is a reason that Jimmy does not have even one hair on his body. NINJA!. Death is swift, silent and apparently. Aerodynamic as well.
Now. I'm off to a newish venue that I heard about recently and I am in the mood for mischief. Only problem is that my wingman tonight has a reputation for being a complete wimp. Can't shake him off since its his birthday and he is depressed because his girlfriend left him for some dude she met in a MALL of all places!
Come to think of it, she was way too hot for him anyway and I knew it would end in tears.
Anyways. If its a good night, I will be sure to post a full report soonish.
Buenas noches amigos!
WB
[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]As much as I would the story below to be true, it reads like a Mills & Boon novel, and the risk of reprisals can't be worth the moments of pleasure, if you catch my drift. I am sure that some lucky fvckers are smashing the local pussy, but this reads like BS to me?[/QUOTE]Jackson mate, if you're going to moderate/edit my posts, at least make them accurate! Needless to say, the first line should read "As much as I would like the story below to be true..."
Cheersthanksbye
[QUOTE=GroinStrain]Haha I will take that as compliment on my personal grooming. I always knew that those dhs30 haircuts in jebel ali weren't the worst in the world! Maybe time now to splash out a bit at Grosvenor House although I doubt they are as good as the cut I used to get in Toni and Guy Covent Garden. I may aswell whilst I still have all my own hair and plenty of it, unlike some other people I could mention!
Am now looking to switch jobs and will have frequent recruitment trips to the Phillipines specifically written into my contract. Am also likely to visit in november to pursue another business venture.[/QUOTE]
GS
As the guy who cuts my hair(well shaves it very quickly LOL) says to me...."Roger, those with lots of hair have less testosterone, so they cant get it up as much as the bald guys....."" :D Even a simple hair cut/shave turns to my favourite subject :)
November...interesting as I will be there as well, methinks we should PM and coordinate dates..and this time get all the interviews done in one day and have the other 4 for playtime...dont worry your moral guidance counsellor will make sure you dont slip from the straight and narrow (well his definition of straight and narrow :))
Horatio, you're such a doubter --
You've never bought a "native" lady red shoes in the Dubai Mall and kissed her feet whilst in the shoe store? The locals love behavior like this.
You've never exhibited your collection of sex toys as a "icebreaker" for a shy girl? The uninitiated might think this would scare off a shy maiden but actually a young lady's most common reaction to viewing an extensive collection is to want to be shaved in the shower.
Tsk, tsk.
Oh well, you may have been too busy to realize that there is Dubai hotel info section where, gulp, people discuss hotels by their names. In fact if you bother you could find the lat-lon coordinates for those driving with a GPS.
So, you can either discuss the hotel or not, that is your choice. But calling that best practice is pure, unadultered bullshit.
[QUOTE=Free Happy Bird]Dear Greek Niko and Friends,
I trust you are doing well and having fun.
As usual and as always, when we talk details, names, contacts and specifics, we use the PM. When we talk about general information we post in the public.
Not only this is according to the Forum good practices but perhaps it is the most convenient and safest methods and practices for all the players on the field.
I have sent you the details to your PM.
Take Care and Have Fun.
Cheers,
Jimmy[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cons68]Oh well, you may have been too busy to realize that there is Dubai hotel info section where, gulp, people discuss hotels by their names. In fact if you bother you could find the lat-lon coordinates for those driving with a GPS.
So, you can either discuss the hotel or not, that is your choice. But calling that best practice is pure, unadultered bullshit.[/QUOTE]OK Cons68 point well taken , but he was doing so good posting here why not continue.
J. Many thanks I will try it out.
Someone finally calls an ace, an ace.
LOL. Maybe he is looking for a booker or a pulitzer
[QUOTE=Cons68]Oh well, you may have been too busy to realize that there is Dubai hotel info section where, gulp, people discuss hotels by their names. In fact if you bother you could find the lat-lon coordinates for those driving with a GPS.
So, you can either discuss the hotel or not, that is your choice. But calling that best practice is pure, unadultered bullshit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213]
There is a reason that Jimmy does not have even one hair on his body. [/QUOTE]
Prepubescent?
[QUOTE=Cybram]Someone finally calls an ace, an ace.
LOL. Maybe he is looking for a booker or a pulitzer[/QUOTE]
Please note that I pass no judgment on the literary qualities of the report nor his accuracy (or lack of). I have my views, and honestly they are probably easy to guess, but I think this whole thing not worth of my sarcasm. Thank you very much :)
[QUOTE=Greek Niko]OK Cons68 point well taken , but he was doing so good posting here why not continue.
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Nothing prevents him from posting his adventures. I only call bullshit on his claim that hotels are never discussed. That is not only factually wrong but I consider a little bit of "in your face".
The rest I could not care less. If he gets a hard on writing and people enjoy reading it, I guess that is OK.
I actually made an effort to read the quite long posts, they provide no information neither on prices nor venues nor specific providers not even the status of the hotel. They are so devoid of any useful content, knowledge, or information that if he were charging a six figures price tag for them I would suspect he is one of the partners of my old consulting firm.
But again forum is slow these days and I will not be a useful, active, and debauched contributor again until next quarter, inshallah
Hey fellow sportsmen,
Quick update, had a recent business trip to Dxb and so I decided to come in a day early for the weekend and catch up with the action along with a friend.
We booked a 2 bedroom suite at Shangri-La, had a a decent rate specially room (apartment really) is very spacious and allows us quite a bit of mokey business.
Started of the night hunt at sea view, first time for me to explore these grounds, Friday night, place is packed, ratio is probably 70:30 and collection isn't great, mainly Chinese, Africans and Filipinas with lots of hi whats your name were you from sales pitches. A shy and boobelious pinay is sitting on the side and avoiding the crowds, she has a pretty face, curvatious, and carries a nice set along with her. We exchange several glances but she keeps to her friends. Eventually my friend ends up chatting with a petit Pinay and her friend, they ask for 500 and want to be paid upfront before even leaving. I tell them to forget it, deal goes south.
We decide to leave, but before we do, I walked up to the shy one, had a small ice breaker chat with her and exchanged numbers. Lets call her E for now.
We left and moved onto Primier as the night was closing up and wanted fertile grounds. Place is again packed with an even worse ratio, probably 80:20. My friend makes his round and I make mine, he eventually spots a compact size Chinese, and closes the deal with her. I dont find anything I like until my friends girl calls a friend of hers, lets just call her M, who turns out to be a very hot well racked curvy in the right places sex freak. We close the deal and head home.
The sex was fantastic, she came 4 times that evening and f****d me in all different positions, angles and altitudes. The same was done again early morning and another quicky before she left mid day. She was truly into sex and did not attempt to pull any oscars on me, just very wild about it. Unfortunately my friend did not have such a good time.
Next day, E and I start exchanging texts, and continue to do so over the following few days, at which point we agree to meet up on my last night.
She was a true GFE. All sense of the word. She kissed passionately. She hugged warmly, snuggled like she wanted warmth, and made love like a lover. And in the morning she did the same before I ran off to a 9am meeting.
Both I believe are going to be a repeat, depending on the mood.