Dubai Reports

Wow! I admire your restrain, you turned down 2 cute young ladies?

[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213]Had nothing planned for the weekend and was really liking the idea of camping on the couch and catching up on some TV shows, eating takeout and finally getting round to a new X Box game I bought months ago but haven't played yet.

Between work and my usual tomfoolery with young ladies, I haven't had much me time lately.

At around 7PM last night, I decided I was in the mood to cook dinner, so went off to the nearby Hypermarket to shop for some food.

Was trying to make a choice between rib-eye or fillet when I heard a female voice behind me say my name. In that typical excited high pitched girly way.

Turned around and saw two cute filipinas beaming at me.

Only problem was. I was pretty sure I've never met them before so it was strange they seemed to know who I was.

Anyway. After some chatting, it turns out that they both used to work out of Sea View and now have regular jobs in the nearby mall as sales girls in a department store.

When I asked how they knew my name, both giggled and the cuter one said "All the girls in seaview know you! " I do know many of the girls and the wait staff really well over there so this seemed possible. Filipinos love to gossip.

Apparently I have some sort of 'reputation' at sea view and word has gotten around that I am a 'nice guy' or whatever.

This is actually not a good thing. Too close to home and I can't have random girls coming up to me like this when Mr's WB is around.

No harm done since I was alone, but a bit awkward nonetheless.

Anyway, spent 5 minutes talking to them, and then tried to brush them off as politely as possible. They asked for my number and if I lived nearby.

Gave them my number and confirmed my location.

Both of them want to go out for drinks or come over to my place.

Told them I was busy and maybe some other time, picked up a rib-eye and went on my way.

One is a real cutey. Pretty face, nice smile and looked great with no makeup on. She was in shorts t-shirt and simple slippers and still managed to look hot.

Was very tempted and it would have been an easy score, but my gut feeling was to show restraint.

The other one is your average Burger King variety but I did notice that she seemed to have a very decent rack on her. But not really anything special.

Will see if I get any SMS's or calls from the cute one. And will have to make sure she comes alone without the friend tagging along like a third wheel.

Its strange I never noticed the cute one in sea view. Perhaps she was one of the gang that likes to hide in the corner.

Next time I'm in seaview I must remember to look around more.

Might go tonight actually.

WB[/QUOTE]

I ran into two very attractive Moroccan girls in Rattlesnakes a couple of weeks back. cannot guarantee that they will be there every night.

Stu Cazzo

[QUOTE=Amedonline]I'm coming to Dubai mid October, where I can Morroco girls?

And what is the prices?

Thanks for help.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Johnjohn Bob]Is this some kind of contest in Penthouse-style letter writing? How else to explain Cheeky and Happy Bird posts in such a short time span?

Is there a prize for the most unrealistic "experience" described in minute excruciating detail with the hero always being the Sex God and the world's most powerful Chick Magnet?

This all sounds to me like pure sexo-fiction.

I'm sure not all members will agree but, in my humble opinion, this board should be about exchanging information and real practical experiences for the benefit of this fine mongering community and not a Penthouse-like forum for posting fantasies from which only the author gets a hard on. Unless some of you are into it. Not that there's anything wrong with that

I appreciate long, funny FRs from senior members that obviously know the subject well but reading very long posts from the two Greatest Sex Gods cum World Most Accomplished Mongers who just happen to visit Dubai in the span of a few weeks is plainly boring.[/QUOTE]Chaps, we're all into the information sharing and FR are always much appreciated (and often provide a good chuckle), but FR's which border on some kind of romantic fiction and patently made up is just a waste of time.

To those posters who have written fiction or are tempted to write fiction, my message would be this. Remember that there are a lot of guys on here who have fvcked a lot of girls in a lot of fvcked up situations. That's why it's so easy to call BS on here - simply because we've all been there, seen it, done it and got the T-shirt.

Claiming to have stayed in the Broadway and that you had multiple orgy sessions with glamours which were arranged without you even having to leave your hotel because you met one hooker in reception at 7am (WTF?) who loved you fvcking her so much that she got all her mates over so you could fvck them too - one by one and then all together at the same time is not just unbelievable, it's RIDICULOUS.

Still, I do look forward to the pics, provided they're originals and not just downloaded off the internet. Enough already, on with the show!

Happy fvcking chaps!

Dear Mongers

I've searched a way back on the forum and this was the only post I could find with actual info, but it appears to be a liitle old. Can anyone explain or point me to some posts please with straightforward info ie addresses (taxi/googlemaps friendly), costs ST/LT, vfm, best times of day, routine. I'm only interested in p4p, not cruising malls for freebies. Many thanks.
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Here is a summary of venues that is based on a very old report. Every effort has been made to keep the information updated. Please feel free to amend or add your comments.

Premiere, Hyatt Regency, Entry 120
CIS, PRC, African
ST 700-1200 LT 1000-2000
Good quality but poor attitude

Ku Bu, Radison SAS, Entry Free
CIS,PRC,Arab,Afrcican
ST 800-1200 LT 1000-2000
Good quality, Nice attituce

Rattlesnake, Metropolitan Hotel, Entry 50
CIS, PRC, Arab (Lebanese), African in Parking lot
ST 500-800 LT 800-1500

Rockafellas, Regal Hotel
Entry CIS 75, ST 400-700 LT 500-1000. Attitude may not be nice

Jules, Hotel Le-meridian Near Airport, Entry 50
25°14'51.75"N 55°20'47.11"E
CIS, PRC
ST 400-700 LT 800-1200

Jockeys, Panarama Hotel, Entry 50, wth One Free Drink
25°15'17.81"N 55°17'35.74"E
CIS, PRC, Africans
ST 300-500 LT 500-800 Open Afternoon, Average quality, Nice attituce

Imprial Hotel, Rolla Street, Entry 50 wth One Free Drink
African, PRC, few CIS, Inidan
ST 300-500 LT 500-1000 Average quality

York Hotel, Entry 50 wth One Free Drink
African (recently load of Ethopian/Somalian), PRC, CIS (Most Central Aisans)
ST 200-400 LT 400-800 Cheap

Seaview, Seaview Hotel, 25°15'19.25"N 55°17'6.24"E
PRC, Philli, Few CIS, African
ST 400-700 LT 600-800 (suitable for Phili lovers)

Sheraton Diera, Basement
CIS, Africans
ST 400-600, LT 500-900 (average to good quality)

Sheraton Diera, Russian Club, First Floor
CIS, Arabs
ST 400-600 LT 500-1000
Used to have very good quality Newbie CIS. Now qulaity is poor


Following is based on Second Hand Information and Forum

Red Square Moscow Hotel
CIS, Turkish

TGIT, Astoria Hotel, Entry 35, 25°15'42.99"N 55°17'32.50"E
CIS, PRC, Africans
ST 400-500 LT 600-1000 Open in afternoon

Broadway Coffe Shop, Broadway Hotel, Entry 50
CIS, PRC
ST 400-700 LT 700-1000
Most will insist on using Hotel Room, Open in afternoon

Rumours, Ramada Hotel, 25°15'19.39"N 55°17'42.56"E
African,PRC,CIS
ST 400-700 LT 1000 Mostly waste of time

Nelson's Bar in Media Rotana Hotel Tecom area
CIS

Buddha Bar or Club 44 (both in Grosvenor House in the New Marina
A+ WG 2000+ LT

Ramee Royal near Maktoum Street, CIS PRC

Palm Hotel (Computer Street).
African (Ethiopian, Congolese, Cameroon)

Westin tuesdays, WG's very discree, MILF possible

Fairmont Hotel, High class wg

Scarletts, annex Emirates towers
West Europeans 1500+

Marco polo, Russian Club

Kasbah Club, (One and only Royal Meridien), Entry 50, few WG

Ratskys, Karama Hotel, PI

Cin Cin Bar, Hotel Fairmont, A few WGs and epxensive

Club 400, Hotel Fairmont, A few WGs and epxensive

Trader vics, Few CIS

Savage Garden, Capito Hotel, Some Wg

Rockwells, Capital Hotel, Some Wg

Music Room, Majestic Hotel

49’rs, Hawthorn Hotel, CIS

Beagles, Airport Millinium Hotel, CIS
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Boudoir Club Jumeira, Lebanese and Moroccan

Pomodora Restaurant, Le Meridien Mina Seyahi, Lebanese

City Star Hotel, Bur Duba, Belley dance, only a few cis

Zinc, Crowne Plaza, SZR, Few WGs and Discrete
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[quote=star oman]wow! i admire your restrain, you turned down 2 cute young ladies?[/quote]if it was only the really cute one, i would probably have invited her over for dinner and drinks.

i just wasn't feeling like entertaining both of them though.

i did get a couple of sms's from the cute one today. just the usual "how are you" type stuff so will see if i can manage to meet up with her during the week.

my feeling is that she will expect to get paid since she pretty much told me she was a former wg, but that's ok as long as its within reason.

she probably will not ask, but the expectation will be there and knowing how little sales girls get paid, i have no problem with it.

all that being said, even though she is cute, shes not cute enough to make want to really go after her. good to have as a backup plan or home delivery if i'm feeling too lazy to go out.

had a good afternoon session yesterday with a chinese home delivery i've had a couple of times before. always reliable service and gives a decent massage.

500 for 2 hours.

had fun experimenting on her with some new toys too. the look on her face when i turned the vibe up to full speed was priceless!
german tech at its finest!
told me she had never tried a vibrator before this, so i gave her one of the small bullet vibes and she was super happy with her 'present'.

last night i found myself with nothing to do so decided to check out the sports bar in ramada al barsha.

noticed some cis wg's and a group of filipinas fooling around on the pool table.
they might have been civilians, but were a slightly drunk and quite flirty. had a fun couple of games of pool, found out they work together in a well known hotel and liked this place because its ladies night every night and drinks were cheap for them.

all going well, and then one point, two guys came up to me and asked me if any of the 3 girls were available.
one girl overheard this, got extremely pissed off and said loud enough for most people in there to hear.... "i know you think we are all prostitutes but you can never afford us...pigs!"

umm..awkward!

now there were people staring, and the two guys were probably wishing the ground would open up and swallow them at that point and both started apologizing profusely providing mild amusement to the other patrons.

her other 2 friends calmed her down, but obviously... the 'fun' mood was ruined and we all decided it was time to call it a night. i put them in a cab and walked home since the weather was good.

might try this place again on a thursday or friday and see if theres more to it than meets the eye.

so my planned quiet weekend turned out to be slightly more eventful than expected. nice change from the usual though.

wb

Huh?
addresses? there are no addresses in DXB. Just tell the driver to go to the hotel. Most of these places are in hotels, if the driver starts bullshitting just get out and go to another one. Weakness is not rewarded in DXB, try to sound as you know where you are going or they will take you for a ride... As everywhere else and no, nowadays you can not flog the drivers anymore or so I have been told.


ST/LT I think you should read what you quote:
Premiere, Hyatt Regency, Entry 120

CIS, PRC, African
ST 700-1200 LT 1000-2000
Good quality but poor attitude
...

ST.. LT... the places with no info is because... there is no info! Not enough datapoints That also means that going there could be a hit or miss.


Best time of the day, you may be surprised but the best itme of the day is... at night. After 2230 things start to move, if you are hunting CIS then better after midnight or at least after 2330. Exceptions, Jockeys, good for early evening, Broadway (see report down, my experience there was not so amazing as I found most of the girls to be poorly motivated, ...) and maybe one or two more I forgot.

Routine? "You very handsome man. Do you want massage? How long have you been in DXB? Where do you stay?" I am sorry to disappoint you, but the level of English of most of these girls will certainly not allow you to discuss the influence of Hegel in post-war Europe... Actually with many of the chinese, specially if recently arrived it actually does not matter what you answer to their questions as long as you can make some articulate noises proving that you are human it will suffice.

So? i certainly do not understand your questions as you have the info in the message you quote. Well at least the price that is the only info that matters to cheap stingy bastards like me.

At some point there were some googlemaps,gps coordinates somewhere, but today, there are so many taxis that is nto worth bothering.

If you want to plan, then the only area where you can walk from one venue to another is the triangle of fun that as you can imagine has more than three points (I told you we are nto very intellectuals here in DXB) including York, Imperial, Regal, Panorama, Music Box and if you can walk 10-15 minutes, Seaview.

the rest they are more or less isolated and you need to budget maybe 30 minutes or more to reach them from another one. And taxi fares and entry tickets will start to add... still cheaper than freebies in the mall :)

AMP i have no clue, not my thing.

Enjoy DXB, and remember we are so poor here we have no addresses, only landmarks. So just tell the driver " take me to XXX hotel", or directly give the club name. They all know.The bastards, they know, of course they do.

And if you want to get more details, get any tourist guide. All hotels will be there.


[QUOTE=Christopherd]Dear Mongers

I've searched a way back on the forum and this was the only post I could find with actual info, but it appears to be a liitle old. Can anyone explain or point me to some posts please with straightforward info ie addresses (taxi/googlemaps friendly), costs ST/LT, vfm, best times of day, routine. I'm only interested in p4p, not cruising malls for freebies. Many thanks.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you are new to the ME... ok so let me explain you how this works here.

Alcohol is haram, it is forbidden. But of course in DXB you can pay and it is no longer haram, at least for infidels consumption (do nto even ask about the guys in funny white robes hitting the whiskey bottle) So the only places where alcohol can be sold for consumption are hotels as infidels are by defintion foreigners, and foreigner s should stayonly in hotels (you see the logic? good because it has no logic).
That means you can not have a club outside hotels (we actually had two but if i learnt something in University was to remove the data points that do nto fitt my theories)

So there seems to be a strong correlation between booze and hookers, do nto ask me why, but there is. So those dens of iniquity where these morally damaged-women try to meet with morally-damaged men like you and me to perform morally-damaging lewd acts need to be in hotels (as alcohol seems to be somehow involved in this chemical reaction as a catalyst)... so we have the following equation

Hooker requires alcohol
alcohol requites permit
permits are only granted to hotels

ergo hookers can be found only in hotels qed.

Again you have the AMP (but honestly if this is your first trip i would not consider them as being new to the scene will not help) and of course the pizza services... but if you wnat to go shopping youcan only do this in htoels.

Again, if this is your first trip remember you are no longer in UK/Brazil. Alcohol can suddenly become haram if you get arrested, for example, no hugging no kissing, no playing with the breast of the girl no fisting while in the taxi or the street. Or the club.

And no middle finger, specially not to locals.

Have fun.
[QUOTE=Christopherd]Dear Mongers

I've searched a way back on the forum and this was the only post I could find with actual info, but it appears to be a liitle old. Can anyone explain or point me to some posts please with straightforward info ie addresses (taxi/googlemaps friendly), costs ST/LT, vfm, best times of day, routine. I'm only interested in p4p, not cruising malls for freebies. Many thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cons68]



Enjoy DXB, and remember we are so poor here we have no addresses, only landmarks. So just tell the driver " take me to XXX hotel", or directly give the club name. They all know.The bastards, they know, of course they do.

[/QUOTE]

Everything said by Cons68. The only piece I would add being only a regular visitor to DXB myself, try to avoid if possible the weekend nights, i.e. Thu/Fri nights. There is an influx of punters living in less fortunate countries like Saudi or Kuwait and the M/F ratio is deteriorating. If you have the option, try Sunday or Monday nights, where you have a much better ratio which in turn also helps in negotiations.

[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213]
The other one is your average Burger King variety but I did notice that she seemed to have a very decent rack on her. But not really anything special.
WB[/QUOTE]

Just how bad is she. You know when I turn them down it's normally face down. hahaha

[QUOTE=Lostwodpun]Just how bad is she. You know when I turn them down it's normally face down. hahaha[/QUOTE]She actually had an attractive looking face, which is why at first glance I thought I had struck a small amount of gold.

After a closer look, somehow the proportions of the second girl were just not right for me. Plus she lacked confidence and I am really bored with the shy ones.

I'm not really too picky, and usually depends on the vibe, but I rarely go for the very short slightly chunky type (Think 4"10' and 50+ kilos). Too hobbit like if you know what I mean.

I have been known to go there on occasion simply out of curiosity and it is sometimes fun because the small chunky ones try so much harder to please than the taller fitter ones or even the small pretty spinners.

Anyway! Back to the Burger King girl and her very cute friend.

In a porno situation BK girl could be a 'fluffer' I guess. Has the right face for it.

The cute one could turn out to be a star in the making though. She has that glint in her eye that most winners have.

Anyways, have a 'date' with the cute one tomorrow since Wednesday is her day off. Obviously this means she wants to spend the night, and she is more than welcome to do so.

Downer is that she wants BK girl to tag along so I need to work on that.

Wants to go to a non Filipino bar for a change which is cool with me. Some food, drink, dancing and then I should be doing some burger flipping of my own just to keep with the metaphor.

Hopefully kobe beef rather than BK ground compressed cow parts bleached in amonia followed by loads of food colouring.

(Yes. I watched Food INC again recently)

WB

Hi to all,

Its been long time, I've shared anything on the forum so here is one. Me any my friend was getting horny this friday and started checking classified section and found one no. Called them and they asked us to come to near Panorama Hotel, Bur Dubai. We reached there. place is nice, atleast parking is not a problem. My friend selected one tall slim girl and I selected short slim girl. Her name if i can spell correctly is Mimi. Me and my friend has a wonderful experience and they completely exhausted us. It seems they were trained on similar pattern as me and my friend got similar service. No rush, smooth, calm and easy. Damage was AED 250 one hour.

[QUOTE=Christopherd]Dear Mongers

I've searched a way back on the forum and this was the only post I could find with actual info, but it appears to be a liitle old. Can anyone explain or point me to some posts please with straightforward info ie addresses (taxi/googlemaps friendly), costs ST/LT, vfm, best times of day, routine. I'm only interested in p4p, not cruising malls for freebies. Many thanks.[/QUOTE]

ST means short time usually 2 hours but may end up early
LT means full night but may end in 3-4 hours (usually with CIS)

Just tell the cab friver venue and the hotel name to get there

and if you want to avoid trouble please be discrete in middle east. Public bodies generally ignore what ever happens behid closed doors

Any possible hint to the contact details?

Was it Mimidubai as mentioned in the classifieds secion on this forum?

Thanks Xyz!

[QUOTE=Xyz Abcd2008]Hi to all,

Its been long time, I've shared anything on the forum so here is one. Me any my friend was getting horny this friday and started checking classified section and found one no. Called them and they asked us to come to near Panorama Hotel, Bur Dubai. We reached there. place is nice, atleast parking is not a problem. My friend selected one tall slim girl and I selected short slim girl. Her name if i can spell correctly is Mimi. Me and my friend has a wonderful experience and they completely exhausted us. It seems they were trained on similar pattern as me and my friend got similar service. No rush, smooth, calm and easy. Damage was AED 250 one hour.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cons68]Huh?

Addresses? there are no addresses in DXB.[/QUOTE]What do you think all those blue plates with names and numbers are for?

Every street corner, every (almost) building? Introduced some 15 year ago.

True, most of the people ignore them, but, for quite a while, taxis have no problem finding my place by an address.

[QUOTE=Cons68]Huh?

Addresses? there are no addresses in DXB. Weakness is not rewarded in DXB, try to sound as you know where you are going or they will take you for a ride. As everywhere else and no, nowadays you can not flog the drivers anymore or so I have been told.

Just fucking brilliant

Routine? "You very handsome man. Do you want massage? How long have you been in DXB? Where do you stay?" I am sorry to disappoint you, but the level of English of most of these girls will certainly not allow you to discuss the influence of Hegel in post-war Europe... Actually with many of the chinese, specially if recently arrived it actually does not matter what you answer to their questions as long as you can make some articulate noises proving that you are human it will suffice.

Another gem

So? I certainly do not understand your questions as you have the info in the message you quote. Well at least the price that is the only info that matters to cheap stingy bastards like me.

(I told you we are nto very intellectuals here in DXB)

Enjoy DXB, and remember we are so poor here we have no addresses, only landmarks. So just tell the driver " take me to XXX hotel", or directly give the club name. They all know.The bastards, they know, of course they do.[/QUOTE]Buddy,

Absolutely enjoyed reading your post,the descriptions are brilliant & so true,the chinese,the taxi drivers,weakness,you covered all of DXB in one post,reminded me of a book i read by Paul Theroux called "Saint Jack".

I will be in Dxb for 2 nights from the 27th Nov,to check out the action.

Cheers