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[QUOTE=Western787;1543415]I don't really quite understand all negative responses either. Seems to me you made what should have been considered a joke in regard to getting a cook, and she either didn't understand it or found no humor in it. As for giving them personal info? Why should anybody have to do that? Been in Bangkok only 6 days? Many working girls claim that. These girls, especially bar girls who get to practice on many Farangs each day, often are highly skilled button pushers but will back off a target once the target reads them. In your case, the girl doesn't seem that bright actually.[/QUOTE]It's just a game you've got to play and Eric didn't play it very well. He could have just said his name was Julius Caesar and he was in the military hardware business and yes of course she could be his wife. She wouldn't have had a clue what he was talking about but would have felt happy nonetheless. Having said that the girl should have given him better service and not let her personal feelings get in the way.

Was in Som's Haven last night. Was more like a happening bar. Way too many people sitting and drinking with the girls. Ended up with Hoi. Odd name. She was good. Anyway that likes lactating chicks, she's one. Her kid is 2 but milk still flowing.

[QUOTE=Bangala; 1543442]Do you remember View ex Snow White and Eden, she is now in Isaan but she will be back!

Have a look at her presentation:

[url]http://view-rattanaporn.tumblr.com[/url][/QUOTE]. Very interesting. She seems to be a swinger.

[QUOTE=Bangala; 1543442]Do you remember View ex Snow White and Eden, she is now in Isaan but she will be back!

Have a look at her presentation:

[url]http://view-rattanaporn.tumblr.com[/url][/QUOTE]Wow, very enterprising from View. I'd like to see more girls produce sites like that.

[QUOTE=Bangala; 1543442]Do you remember View ex Snow White and Eden, she is now in Isaan but she will be back!

Have a look at her presentation:

[url]http://view-rattanaporn.tumblr.com[/url][/QUOTE]Under the loop showing a woman getting fucked by three guys, two dicks in the pussy and one in the ass, she writes,"I want try." Gentlemen, we need three volunteers.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1543651]Under the loop showing a woman getting fucked by three guys, two dicks in the pussy and one in the ass, she writes,"I want try." Gentlemen, we need three volunteers.[/QUOTE]Great images of View herself too. Sexy girl and funny comments.

The images of things getting a little brown are a bit gross though.

[QUOTE=*****man; 1543653]Great images of View herself too. Sexy girl and funny comments.

The images of things getting a little brown are a bit gross though.[/QUOTE]Perhaps nothing is gross to her. Seems like anything goes with this lady. Unfortunately she won't be back until August / September. Is she serious about trying a triple penetration or is that just a tease?

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[QUOTE=Pita123;1543584]Was in Som's Haven last night. Was more like a happening bar. Way too many people sitting and drinking with the girls. Ended up with Hoi. Odd name. She was good. Anyway that likes lactating chicks, she's one. Her kid is 2 but milk still flowing.[/QUOTE]Yes an odd name Hoi. Normally with rising tone means "shell fish" or snail. Falling tone means hanging or saggy.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1543725]Yes an odd name Hoi. Normally with rising tone means "shell fish" or snail.[/QUOTE]Also slang for vagina.

[QUOTE=Bangala; 1543442]Do you remember View ex Snow White and Eden, she is now in Isaan but she will be back!

Have a look at her presentation:

[url]http://view-rattanaporn.tumblr.com[/url][/QUOTE]This link worked about 8 hours ago. Now it doesn't. Tumbler may have found it too risque.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1543790]This link worked about 8 hours ago. Now it doesn't. Tumbler may have found it too risque.[/QUOTE]Tumblr doesn't remove "risque" content. There's plenty of porn on tumblr so there must be another reason.

After having a good cry upon learning of Mild's absence, I called Mango back and secured a booking with Prae, who was actually my first choice, above Mild, last visit, but unavailable then. She's a cutie, a couple unfortunate (in my opinion only) tats, but they are amply compensated for by the nice, soft, squishy boobs.

After the shower she asked if I wanted boom-boom first, or the massage. Dumb question. I was instantly on my back. Decent oral work with a lot of ball-playing, then it was condom time. This proved to be a let-down, both emotionally and physically, but it was not the lovely Prae's fault. My organ has a real dislike of those things – too tight. This isn't a boast that I'm bigger than a telephone pole, just that what little is there is very sensitive, I guess. I should probably wear condoms when I'm in training for my visits (who knows where that hand has been?) , but frankly I don't think that would make any difference: Due to excessive training I've developed a grip that can crush rocks (make sure you pick the gravel out before resuming training) , so even a truck inner tube would have no effect.

But enough about me. Maybe too much. Prae quickly switched back to the blow-and-tug mode and made decent use of her mammary assets, though not as much as I would have liked.

She soon gave up on the oral altogether and we wiped out the better part of a bottle of baby oil. The noise thing is funny. She is a little over the top in the moaning department. This continues even into the hand-job. That was both a little distracting and a lot funny. Really? You're going to climax while giving a hand job?

Eventually things came to a satisfactory and disaster-film quantity conclusion. After a roll of tissue and substantial shower time she was back for the massage. I must not have properly expressed my desires here, figuring that, 'I want your tits squished against me so hard that I get nipple-shaped bruises' lacked a certain class, or, more accurately, that her English was marginal enough that I might get the my own nipples beaten black and blue with a shoe or something. So the massage was just that: A massage. I don't know if it was any good because I pretty much loathe massages.

With 20 minutes to go I suddenly felt a reawakening under me. I was going to try for seconds! More baby oil. More moaning. I tried to help but now my hand wasn't good enough for it anymore. It really wanted squished boobies, but did not get them. Eventually the grim fact that time was running out get the better of me and I called it quits. Still, just trying for seconds is a tribute to Prae – often finishing firsts is a challenge in itself.

I tried to tip her heavily in the room and had a bit of a confused shock: Did we always pay the 600 + the 1500 to the cashier? I may be mistaken. I recall just giving her the room fee after tipping the girl separately. I feel kind of bad: I kept trying to give her the tip and she gallantly held out. When I finally got the message and paid downstairs I gave her something extra nonetheless, so hopefully she was adequately compensated.

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss; 1542734]In the room she said "you look so interesting, it's your eyes" and asked me to spell my name, if I was married, what I field worked in, and what company I worked for. I smelled a rat. I gave fake answers to the first three and point-blank refused to answer the last one. I would certainly not disclose such private information to a masseuse. This is the kind of girl who thinks Farangs are stupid enough to fall in love with massage parlor girls. Well, statistically she may be right, but she'd fallen on the wrong guy. I don't want to be stalked.

I answered "No, I'll hire a Thai cook instead, it's much cheaper". She made the face of not understanding what I was talking about, so I clarified: "Marriage is very expensive". For some reason, that completely killed the good vibe between us.

But I couldn't care less to make her come against her will, so I just shot my load in her.

No tip for Noon, and no repeat business from me, as you can guess![/QUOTE]Geesh, some people just don't understand it's a game. When they say "You hansum man", myself, anyway, I'm always a bit skeptical. "You look so interesting, it's your eyes" a nice, refreshing difference (though I wouldn't necessarily believe that either). Or, maybe, the NSA, having been restricted in their ability to tap phone data, is going back to basic human intel to develop contacts...

You know, while it might SEEM a job interview, it's actually NOT. You don't have to answer truthfully. She very well could have learned those questions as ice breakers; certainly, for me, anyway, makes a nice change from the standard worldwide wg litany of "where you come from?, what's your name?, how long you stay [i]fill in city[/i]?". (All intel gathering questions, respectively: "how big is your wallet / how much risk are you?, better than calling you "You", and can I charge you tourist price or resident price?) I seriously doubt she was going to discuss the advantages / disadvantages of your field, nor ask you for a reference when she applies to your company.

For a LONG time, I've used a historical nickname that a wg gave me; just makes it easier to remember (and, back in the OLD days, some gogo girls, hanging around outside, might be so uncool to call out your name as you walk past, regardless of who you're with. Having a fake persona just makes plausible deniability so much easier.) Just the other day, I found it easier to spell my "name" as the lady in question was having a hard time with understanding the subtle differences with other similar (well to her, anyway) names, though I often use the historical reference to make it easier. In Thailand, I'm always married to a Thai lady, always responding "have to be careful, don't want her to feed the ducks" (Thai equivalent of Lorena Bobbit - Google is your friend). "But maybe [i]me noi? [/i]" (Thai for a 2nd wife). She'll most likely find it amusing, though your Thai wife will NOT. Back in the old days when gogo girls actually preferred long time, would often ask her to take me to a Thai restaurant, one of her choice. Great way to find some really fun places, where you're the only falang there, people all around you offering food off of their order.

Certainly if you're looking for a simple [i]receptacle[/i], you handled in perfectly, putting her in her place, but if you want to have a bit of fun, then some friendly banter goes a LONG way, as does, with some anyway, a bit of MUTUAL foreplay. Just consider your own repetitious job: who are you going to give better service to, the 'shutup, do your job, get it done' customer, or the one who treats you like a person?

The plus side? With so MANY assholes around, just showing a little bit of friendliness and 'khun jai dee' gets you so much.

[QUOTE=Bartchamdo;1543305]Your neighbor was probably just trying to be friendly. Not nosy. When a Thai asks you "Where are you going?" or "Have you eaten yet?" it's just a polite greeting. The answer isn't that important. It's the Thai way of saying "How are you?" or "What's happening?"[/QUOTE]Of course, if your neighbor is a tout, the "where you going?" probably a loaded question, but otherwise, perhaps not.

While everyone, including you, has their own agenda, not all are devious as you point out. You can respond without giving up any meaningful info.