Poor experiences for first timer
So I don't want this to be a gripe post, maybe I'm just a newbie to Korea (a veteran monger from Bangkok). Also I'm white so my experiences here wouldn't be as good as Asians. So I have tried most of the reviewed places and they were all pretty bad.
1. Jinju massage. Massage was good, sexual services were bad. The women were both fat. The massage lady was 50+, or at least well past menopause, and overweight. Nothing at all like a "MILF" in their 30's, as mentioned in other very positive reviews. And her service was nothing sensual as alluded in other reviews. It was just going from stage to stage. There was a regular massage, a sensual fingertip portion, immediately cut off abruptly as she left the room to get towels to bury me in. Then a weird prostate massage and ball juggling phase, followed by her calling in the handjob / blowjob girl. Girl arrives, old masseuse quickly leaves. Girl arriving is overweight too. Not obese, but lots of baby fat and hard tits with the natural part drooping off slightly. She takes her top off, gets the cat bath over with quickly and almost immediately transitions to BBBJ. Not a good BJ. It was fast and rather mechanical. Probably trying to get me off as soon as possible. She position herself at the end of the massage table. So I sit up to grope her tits, as is supposed to be standard service here (based on every review). And she doesn't like this, tells me to lay back down, and proceeds to stop her blowjob and jerks me off with a technique to get me to cum as soon as possible (fast hand pumping and putting as much strokes on the head). Now, the staff were all nice though, and welcoming. All of the staff, including the girls. But my reviews is objective here and taking into account the most important aspects, the sexual service. And it is lacking in both looks and sexual service. There were 3 guys right ahead of me and 1 guy behind me, so 5 guys walked in around the same time. They may have been a bad idea to go at 6 PM on Saturday.
2. VIP-MVP. This girl was quite big (tall, broad shoulders) and fat. Her only saving grace was her age, probably 24. Her lift nipple had a large / unusual mole on it, making her look like she had 2 nipples on her left boob. This is definitely worth mentioning as their girl quality has some land mines in it. She came into the room after I buzzed her in, immediately started and ended a 30 second cat bath and began a BBBJ. This goes on for about 2 minutes, then she pulls a condom out and gestures me to do missionary. I simply couldn't get off, she was nothing to look at. She was very big and about 25 pounds from being obese. Despite changing to other positions, nothing. I probably fucked her for 30-40 minutes and she eventually had enough and motions to her wrist to indicate time is up. She offered HJ but I declined.
3. Cheonho redlight district, 11:30 PM, Sunday Night. So again, I'm white, and also 6 foot, look swedish. I was wearing a hoodie which concealed my race for a few seconds. But once they knew I was white, I was invisible, or "bye bye". They were eagerly opening the door well ahead of me, but later saw I was white and no deal. Only 1 shop out of 15-20 would agree to service me. The girls were not the worst looking, but not the best. Maybe 5/10 compared to other girls in this red light district, for that night. The ajuma ushered me into the back quickly. I asked her if I could pick, I couldn't. She brought a single girl out and indicated that was the girl I would do. This girl didn't seem too happy or eager about when she approached. Just kind of an awkward reaction from her so I decided to bail. At another booth, one girl I liked, I waved to her. She waved back and smiled. So I proceeded to go in, but when the Ajuma saw me entering (she didn't see me waving) I was asked to leave quickly.
In short. The 2 massage places in gangnam both had fatties. I know some might not get the fat ones (and may have great reports about the attractive ones), but the fact that those landmines are sitting there and there is a 1/4, 1/3 or 1/2 chance you're going to hit it, that's pretty bad quality in my book. They have fatties on staff, and not being able to pick the women, that's really bad value. And Cheonho isn't really a viable option if you are not at least Asian.
Getting a little better, went to Belle
So I went to Belle. I'll start with the positive: this wasn't an absolute loss like the other places (women too fat / ugly). This girl was really just my type actually: thick / athletic all over and is 26. Despite being thick boned, she had a somewhat flatter abby stomach and decent, natural breasts. I saw 2 other girls in the hallway though. One was quite heavy / overweight (so you might get unlucky here as well), but the other was very classic, slim young Korean beauty. Had a V shape face and was young, decent body.
So finally, at least I have something I can feasible work with (the thick boned, 26 year old). Now onto the bad: 40 out of 50 minutes, and the first 35 minutes was a very, very boring massage. She just did the most non-sensual, and plain boring massage. The boredom and uneventfulness of this really was a turn off. Towards the latter half, she kept alternating between my lower legs and lower back after she ran out of places to massage. This went on for awhile. She then finally moved onto about 20 seconds of sensual light touching massage. But sadly her light touch skills are pretty bad. She then gave me a 2-3 minute cat bath, and asked me to turn over. Resumed cat bath, pulled down the top half of her dress to reveal her tits (not down to underwear like other reviews) and moved onto BBBJ. This went on for about 1 minute and she moves onto the handjob. This was pretty good actually, well just initially. The lube that they use is top notch so they are managed well. And her technique started out really good (no mindless and crazy hand pumping that is so common at jack shacks and massage joints). But because she spent so much damn time on a really boring massage, after about 30 seconds of HJ a knock on the door and it's time to go soon. So she starts pumping at the tip to get me to cum and of course, I do within about 30 seconds. Also she focused on nipple sucking and just keeping her head down as much as possible, no GFE or kissing at all. Very sub-standard service in my book.
So despite blowing quite a big load, I still feel like I have blue balls after going there. It must have been just less than 1 minute of decent handjob and that was it. I think that because they know I'm just a tourist, that they're better off doing as little work as possible. I see this attempt to do little to no work in Thailand all the time with the tourists there. But since I live and frequent the joints there, the girls don't give me the tourist trap service / prices. I think I need to lie and tell them that I am going to move to Seoul so that I get better service.
Thai massage with he, and so on
Fellow mongers, I am always looking for Thai or Chinese places with he or more.
Today I went to a Thai massage place across from Dongdaemun Design Plaza (here: [URL]http://dmaps.kr/3vhyg[/URL]).
Good massage for 90 minutes, from a lovely Chi-Thai girl with an awesome rack. I had a good view down her cleavage when she was giving me the footwash at the start. She speaks some English. She's been in Korea for 5 years, working at that place for 2. We talked during the massage, I thought we had a good rapport building up. But sadly a 90 min massage was all I got. At no point was there a hint that I could offer a little tip for some hand play. It was just, thanks very much, the massage is finished, would you like some tea. I was so disappointed not to see some more of those big boobies.
Guys, if you like me are looking for a Thai or Chinese massage ++, do not go there. Only worth going if you want a 1. 5 hour massage for 60 k but you go home and tug yourself off.
If you have had a different experience there, I want to know about it.
And can SOMEBODY please point me in the right direction? Over the last year I have tried several Chinese and Thai massage places over Seoul, each time striking out. The only place I got FS was MVP-VIP in Gangnam. But that was without even a hint at a real massage.
HELP!