San Salvador

In a previous message, someone wrote that they thought Monteverde - which is in the Gorge on the may out of Santa Tecla on the road to Santa Ana - had closed down. There are certainly signs up saying it is for sale and it looks a bit like its closed from the outside, but I went there the other day in the afternoon and had a great time with an attractive 18 year old called Diana, for 20 bucks.

...who said I thought it was closed, so your report was welcome news. Let's hear from some more of you!

Went to Club Blue over the weekend. Not too bad considering it was election weekend and alcohol ceased to be served after midnight Thursday until
Monday. All types available, even a three month pregnant chica who wanted $140 for 4 hours at the hotel or $80 for 2 hours. Usual $40 for 30/45 minutes at the premises.

The club is located on the ground floor of a high rise on the Plaza del Mundo circle near the Novo hotel. Tato says that on regular nights about 25/30 chicas on the premises.Worth a try if you like the loud music strip club environment.

Run...don't walk...to El Salvador.

...Lorenzo! Most of the spinners in Guate (and many of the fat ones, too) are Salvadoreñas, anyway, but once they cross into Guate, they are less their own boss and out of their comfort zone.

Get an afternoon delight at Kiss Fresh and request Juli. Tell her Miguel sent you. Buy her what she wants and give her a big kiss for me. If you don't like her looks, tell her that she should make some recommendations based on what you want. Check it out (phone, photos, address, etc. at [url]http://www.kissfresh.com.sv/index.htm[/url]

If you sit at the bar, you can survey the scene and chat w/o enduring the contrived "line up and meet and greet" unless that's you're thing. Spend some time there (it closes at 7 PM, but opens at 9 AM, and I've been there that early.

I know that Andrea does it all, including anal, but I don't like her looks, altho I've had her.

I'm temporarily out of commission in a US hospital...nothing to do w/ mongering!

I've lived throughout CA and ES is the best. The Chapines are secretive and scared; the Catrachas are lazy; the Ticas are confused and it all goes back to the unresolved war; the Ticas are snotty and think their "kitty-cats" don't stink. The "Guanacas", on the other hand, are generally open, honest, hard-working, innovative, grateful and deserving.

EXAMPLE: Years ago my dad came down w/ some state politicians, one of whom wanted to go to a cathouse, so I took him, and he fell "in lust" w/ one at a now defunct place. So, I negotiated cuz he wanted her back at his expensive hotel. We had to pay prior to pulling her, however. He gets to the hotel and security won't let her in and runs her off, so he goes dejectedly to his room figuring she's got a great excuse to skip w/ the bucks. A few minutes later, he hears a tapping at his door. She's found a back way up to keep her end of the deal. Typical. BTW, he missed the outbound flight in the AM cuz she had him deep inside her when the airline shuttle left him!!

Have fun!

this is the latest report on lorenzo's 30-day mongering tour of central america. i am now in san salvador; el salvador is the 3rd country i've visited of the 7 i will ultimately visit. i have earlier reports on belize and guatemala if anyone is interested.

i arrived in san salvador last night but was too tired to do anything but have dinner and go to bed (alone). today i started the serious mongering at full speed. forearmed with 25mg of cialis (which i find much better than viagra because it not only lasts longer but gives me a much firmer erection), i decided to follow cpteasy's sage advice and head for kiss fresh. cpteasy, you will be happy to know that i followed your advice to the letter and asked for juli. actually her name is julissa (not sure of spelling). i told her miguel recommended her, and she gave a clear sign of recognition: "ah, si, miguel." i then bought her a cerveza and got down to negotiating, not about price but for what i wanted. i have learned from experience always to do this because i have been disappointed in the past. i said i wanted dfk, bbbj, daty, and cfs, to all of which she readily agreed. she also agreed to cim if it became necessary. the prices at kf for one girl are set: 1/2 hour $24, 45 minutes $30, 1 hour $38. i opted for an hour, as i always do.unbelievably cheap! kf actually has a menu, with prices if you want 2, 3, or more girls, and prices for more than 1 man with various combinations of girls. the menu states that all services include oral stimulation and vaginal entry in multiple positions.

cpteasy, i couldn't thank you more for the recommendation. julissa was a great sexual experience. i would rate her a 7.5 in the looks department. she is pretty with a light brown complexion, not quite a morena, ample strokable and suckable natural breasts, beautiful ass, and completely shaved pussy. she merits a 10 in sexual skills/performance, about which i will elaborate in a minute. where she falls down is in the personality department, but wtf, you can't have everything. she is rather bland and expressionless, shows little emotion or enthusiasm, has what shrinks call a blunted affect. but who cares, when she's such a great fuck?

after i had paid and before we got down to serious sex, she made me stand up, but a bucket of water under my genitals, handed me a bottle of liquid soap, and had me wash cock and balls quite thoroughly. that out of the way, we got down to sex. she didn't disappoint me in any way. she gave me her full tongue, and our tongues intertwined for a while. i then proceeded to stroke and suck her beautiful boobs, then went further south for some daty. i started licking and sucking her shaved pussy, and while i was doing so inserted my index and midle fingers into her pussy palm up and moved my fingers in the beckoning motion in an attempt to massage ger g-spot. she seemed to respond to this stroking and oral stimulation, which also got me rock hard. i then lay on my back and let her pleasure me. she began sucking, and sucking, and sucking--man, can that girl suck a cock! when i was ready to start fucking, i had brought my own condom, one of the trojan super thin non-latex ones. she put the condom on me, and we began fucking in the reverse cowgirl position. after a few thrusts we established a perfect rhythm, me thrusting up and her moving her pussy down and grinding it into my pelvis. great sex; with the thin condom it was almost like doing it bareback. after a while i had a great orgasm, and she let me stay inside her after i came to pump a few more times because i was still hard. when the time was up she very unceremoniously left without a goodbye and let me get back downstairs by myself. great sex, but not exactly a charmer.

after going back downstairs and resting for a bit, i was debating with myself as to whether i was up for another round. i decided to give it a try and asked for andrea, cpteasy's other recommendation. however, she apparently no longer works there and must not have in quite a while, because no one recognized the name. however, another chica, a tall morena who had very indian features, whose name turned out to be alejandra, caught my eye. because she carries herself in such a self-assured manner, at first i thought she was one of the managers, but fortunately for me she wasn't. we went through the same negotiations that i did with julissa, and she agreed to everything, so i booked an hour. up in the room it was the same genital wash, bowl under the balls, but this time she washed me. alejandra is a full-blooded indian, which is a first for me, never having fucked an indian before. she is tall, i would guess about 5'10", dark, this, smallish breasts all natural, beautiful shapely ass, largely shaved pussy with just a straight line of hair above the crack. we started out with dfk, then breast stroking and sucking, daty with finger probe, bbbj--great sucking skills, the equal of julissa--and then cfs in reverse cowgirl position. about halfway through our fucking i went soft, largely because i had just come so recently, so i took the rubber off and let her get me hard again with her mouth, which we then completed when she let me cim. alejandra: looks 7, skills/performance 10, personality 9. i would recommend her most highly.

i will be in ss 3 more days and at this point am undecided as to whether to go back to kf or try one ofthe other places frequently mentioned here. wtf, why not do both?

lorenzo

To assure your appreciation of SAL please visit both the Bird's Nest and Topless clubs. I feel that you will not be disappointed.

It is critical that you negotiate the prices. For example, at the Bird's Nest the price of two hours at the hotel was requested, to which the chica responded $120. When I told ner that was a joke, she asked how much I was willing to pay, to which I replied $60. To that she agreed, so I elected to take two to the hotel. During the hours the club is closed you can arrange two hours at your hotel for $50.

Thanks for your reports and good luck.

Lorenzo

Nice report. I especially like the Indian girl. I LOVE that golden skin!!
I am currenly in Guatemala City for a couple of days, and will be heading to San Salvador via Pullmantur bus, got busines in San Sal for a few days, and hope to hit one of the places that have been mentioned.

Today I decided on the spur of the moment to go back to Kiss Fresh, but the cabbie I flagged down had never heard of it, and I hadn't brought the address with me. So, since we were near the Intercontinental, I asked him to take me to Okole's. After stopping once to ask for directions, we finally found it. It is advertised in front as a barber/beauty shop, and in fact there are a couple of barber chairs inside.

Man, what a letdown after KF. All I saw inside were a few ugly, piggy, listless looking chicas lounging around. Okole's had a menu just like KF: $22 for 1/2 hour, $26 for 1/2 hour including oral stimulation and multiple positions, and $40 for an hour. There were only 2 chicas who were even passable, but neither was attractive. I picked the least unattractive one, opted for an hour, and went into a barely furnished room, although this didn't surprise me. We did then genital wash, which seems to be obligatory in ES. When she undressed it got even worse; she must have been wearing some kind of girdle that sucked in her gut, because when she got naked a big flabby gut popped out, complete with wrinkles--yuch! So I figured I may as well make the most of a bad situation. We DFKed a bit, then I let her do a BBBJ, at which I must admit she was pretty good, and got me rock hard. This led to her putting my own condom on me and proceeding to fucking in reverse cowgirl, my favorite position, but she wasn't nearly as good at it as the two I had yesterday at KF. I asked if I could CIM and she said no, so I withdrew from her, let her suck me a bit, then jerk me off till I came. Afterward, the pig had the nerve to ask me for a propina, which I refused. The pig's name in Tania, but she told me that her real name is Veronica, and that she would come to my hotel. Yeah, right! Looks 4, sexual skills 6, personality 4.

Some people have reported positively on Okole's, but my experience there was totally negative. I would recommend avoiding thisplace, Tomorrow is my last full day in ES, so it will be back to KF. Sorry I don't have time to visit all the places recommended.

Lorenzo

This will be my final report from El Salvador, since tomorrow I will be moving on to Honduras. Nothing new to report; today, not wanting to risk another disappointment, I went back to Kiss Fresh and the lovely and sexy Alejandra. More of the same, all quite enjoyable: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS, ending with CIM. You can't go wrong with Alejandra.

Since I am doing my own very unscientific survey of Western Hemisphere mongering sites and wish to provide useful information when I can, here is my summing up of what I think of El Salvador. These comments are intended for those who have never been here and are debating as to whether or not to come, and not to veteran ES mongers. I will admit that my opinions are based on a very small sample--three girls in two clubs--so please don't flame me about that. As I said, I am not writing this for the benefit of the experienced ES monger,

My overall impression of ES is favorable, and I think it would be an excellent beginning mongering spot. I say this because, first of all, ES is very inexpensive, and I'm not just talking about pussy. (My next two destinations are Honduras and Nicaragua, so I think I'll be going to other inexpensive places as well.) But let's start with the cost of pussy. In the two places I went, the cost of 1/2 hour in a private room, with guaranteed oral and multiple position vaginal, was $24 and $26 respectively, and for an hour was $38 and $40. Compare this with Guatemala City, where in the better clubs 1/2 hour is $78 and one hour is $156. So ES costs about 1/3 of GC for 1/2 hour and about 1/4 of GC for a full hour. So this represents a pretty good bargain.

Sticking with the issue of costs, I am staying at the Intercontinental, a 5 star hotel by anyone's standards, and I am paying $89 a night. This same hotel would be at least $300-400 in a large international city. Food is cheap as well, especially if you avoid the American chains and eat at local places, called pupuserias, where you can get a very filling and tasty meal for $3 or less. Looking in the local paper, I see that movies are generally less than $3, and even as little as $1.75, depending on when you go. So ES is an excellent place to come and monger, especially if you are young and in an entry level job, or are otherwise on a limited budget. If you live in the US, it is also relatively easy to get to.

Second point: the girls I was with were all very skilled sexually. DFK and BBBJ seem to be the norm, and all the ones I was with had excellent kissing and sucking skills. They are enthusiastic fuckers as well, and they all seem to enjoy sex; if they are faking, they are doing an excellent job.

Now to the negative: the quality of girls is not high. I didn't see a single knockout or head turner, although a minority of the girls are reasonably attractive and have pleasant personalities. But the majority are skanks, and a few are outright pigs. I got the impression that there is no selectivity at all on the part of the management of these places when it comes to hiring, and they will probably hire anyone who walks through the door. So don't come here expecting a bevy of Latin beauties; they just aren't here. I suppose I should admit my biases here: I am a veteran Rio de Janeiro monger, and I suppose I have been spoiled by the quality of the girls there, where--and I am not exaggerating--girls who are as luscious as Angelina Jolie, or Jennifer Lopez, or Halle Berry are quite easy to come by. And you just won't find that quality of girl in ES.

Another factor: the quality of the rooms where you do your fucking is seedy at best and outright grungy at worst. I doubt that they change the covers on these beds, so you risk the possibility of picking up crab lice from a previous customer.

So ES leaves a bit to be desired, but when you consider the cost-benefit ratio, it's not a bad mongering site at all. Hope this helps.

Lorenzo

I wrote you a long response to your first (excellent) report. Sorry about Julissa's lack of personality...perhaps you just don't have my charm because I've always found her talkative and interesting. Perhaps it's because at my age I'm interested in someone more quiet and subtle than Alejandra. Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself and that I was able to help.

I suspect your final summary is a pretty accurate one. I've been to BA but did not mongering; however I didn't notice Angelina or Jennifer on the streets, altho the photos in the BA and Rio sections have some breathtaking women. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder because the stereotypical movie star/beauty queen is just not my type. I was once married to a Miss Mississippi and it was a painful experience.

Anyway, for my tastes, I see breathtaking girls all over the country. Granted...they are generally short, morena and with a little padding on the curves. Perhpas because I've lived here so long, my concept of beauty has mutated into this type of woman. Perhaps because I've crossed some brdiges in isolated rural areas and looked down and seen topless young women with shining long back hair bathing nude and laughing, and knowing their living conditions I have a lot of respect for them...we have so much and need Prozac while they have so little and can laugh and smile in the face of adversity.

Regardless, it was a pleasure to have you in our fair country and good luck in your future travels. Teguce (where I lived for several years) is a dump and the reports reflect it...you'll find the same type/quality of girls there as in San Salvador, except lazy. The north coast is more Salvadoran and more dangerous. Be particularly careful (but not timid) in SPS and La Ceiba. They both, as many coastal or near coastal cities, have an amazing amalgamation of genes which create some beauties of all shades. You shuld find prces </= El Salvador.

Nicaragua I know less about but will be in Grenada from April 2-8, altho at a conference w/ few, if any chances, for mongering. The reports are not encouraging.

I'm sorry my other message got lost in cyberspace because I suggest a few "campo" places for some real down and dirty.

Buen viaje...the ole Cpt. Easy

Hi everybody,

Today I went to KF and ask for Adamaris. She was so great that I spend a couple of hours with her. I will recomend her to anyone great skills. I want to go back and try another girl, any suggestion? Here I leave some pictures of her.

I am thinking of coming down to ES from the US. My buddy and I were planning to go back to Thailand, but it doesn't look good as we only have 3-5 days off from work. We are a little spoiled with the honeys of SE Asia, but we know you get what you pay for and neither of us have ever been to Central America. I love latinas and have had great times in Germany and Puerto Rico, but I want to soak in the whole experience. So..

1) is there outcall available or is it strictly back room club lovin?
2) is there a SW scene and is it safe?
3) what the average "out the door" price for a chica USD (entry,drinks,lovin)

Thanks in advance for your input

DA

Why not take a look at Lorezenzo's reports on his 5-6 day trip, mongering through each of the CA countries. Or read more of the posts cuz the info is there. Briefly,

There's call-in but I don't know where. Most of the back room places have take out service, which is even better, IMHO, cuz you see what you're getting. And you can usually get a number during your first visit and have off-hours call-in afterwards. There is a SW scene but it borders on a part of town in which you don't want to be and is heavily populated w/trannies as well.

Depending on where you go: Entry is $3-5 and usually includes a beer for you. Girl drinks are $3+. Girl prices are usually $30-50 in the back room depending on for how long/how many girls/how many guys, etc. Outcall could be from $50+

Cpt. Easy

We expect reports.

This will be a summary of my recent month long mongering trip through all 7 Central American countries. I plan to post this report on the forums of all of these countries: Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama. As some of you know, I have alraedy posted several reports for each of the individual countries, some lengthy, some sketchy because there wasn't much to report. The responses to my reports were overwhelmingly positive, and I want to thank all the guys right now who posted positive responses on the threads and who sent me PMs. I got at least 10 PMs, all of them supportive, and I am grateful for these. A small number of negative responses were posted, all of them on the Honduras and Nicaragua forums. This was probably because I was less than enthusiastic about these countries, and some mongers apparently felt that I had insulted their favorite haunts. Now I am not an especially thin-skinned guy and can take my lumps, but I thought these few responses were surprisingly vicious. The posters seemed to feel the need to attack me personally. They seem to have no conception of the fact that reasonable people can have differing opinions on the same subject and still be civil to each other. I made it quite clear in each of my posts that it was my first time in CA and that I was taking this mongering trip largely out of curiosity to see how the mongering situation was in some countries I had never been to before. I made it clear, and want to make it clear now, that my reports are not intended for the veteran CA monger but for those, like myself, who are veteran mongers but who are new to this area, or at least some of the countries, and to this extent they may be helpful to some. If that isn't the case, well you can always ignore it and move on. But the negative posters just couldn't grasp this. They couldn't grasp why someone who is in a city for the first time might prefer to pay $55 to an escort service to have a chica come directly to his room for some excellent sex, rather than attempt to guide a brain dead taxi driver through the slums of Managua to find a hole in the wall massage parlor where he can get laid for $10. They seem to be unable to grasp that my time and my convenience are worth money too. These doofuses seem to exemplify Oscar Wilde's definition of a cynic as someone who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. But I guess some people will always be terminally stupid.

Anyway, on to mongering. First I want to make a few observations about visiting CA, based on my trips through these 7 countries, that some might find helpful:

1) With the exception of Costa Rica, the taxi drivers in CA seem NEVER to have change--NEVER. So you will be well advised, early in your stay in a country, to stock up on the country's smallest paper currency unit.
2) The taxi drivers in Guatemala City and Managua are the dumbest in the world--and I've been all over the world. In GC, always have the address written down. In Managua you can't even do this, because there aren't any addresses! By contrast, the San Jose taxi drivers seem smart and helpful.
3) Even top of the line hotels may not have all the amenities you might expect. For example, I didn't once see an English langauage newspaper in the 6 Spanish speaking countries; I guess they've never heard of the International Herald Tribune. This is surprising, because it can be found all over South America. What is even more surprising is that it is often hard to find newspapers even in Spanish; the Holiday Inn in Guatemala City had no newspapers at all. Similarly, if you need toothpaste or deodorant, don't expect your hotel to have it; you'll probably have to go to a tienda.
4) You will need to have some knowledge of Spanish--period. This is especially true in El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua.
5) I found Central Americans to be exceptionally warm, friendly, and helpful during my trip. I even had the manager of a Guatemala City restaurant drive me back to my hotel when I couldn't find a taxi. I didn't meet a single nasty person. But read on.
6) In all of these countries, watch your back. Your physical safety comes first. If you don't know an area, don't assume it's safe. Take a taxi from door to door, even for short distances. Take only official taxis, and except in Managua, don't get in a taxi if another passenger is in it. (In Managua, taxis are routinely shared.)

Now on to my comparative country ratings. In evaluating the countries comparatively, I took the following factors into consideration: the ease of getting pussy; the quality of the girls, i.e., physical attractiveness, without considering their expertise; the quality of the sexual experience, which means the sexual skills of the girls, physical attractiveness aside; and price. For the record, I had sex in all 7 countries, 11 girls, 14 encounters (3 of them repeats, obviously). I'll make comments on each of these factors for each country, and then I'll give each country a rating from 1 through 10. What am I using as my paradigms? Well, I'm a veteran Rio de Janeiro monger, and to me Rio is the pussy capital of the world, so Rio would get a 10: easily available sex, beautiful girls who are highly skilled sexually, and reasonable prices (although Rio has gotten more expensive lately). Bangkok would get a 9.75, only because Thai girls are not always good kissers. As for a 1, I've never experienced a 1, but it would be something like what I imagine a conservative Moslem country to be: a place where getting laid is difficult or impossible, and might even be dangerous. So those are the parameters, and herewith the individual country summaries.

BELIZE: There is only one reliable place to get laid in Belize, which is Raul's Rose Garden near the Belize City airport. An hour with a bored chica or Belizean girl resulting in lackluster sex will cost about US$75. A few posters say they have gotten connections to girls from taxi drivers, but I had no luck with this. OVERALL RATING: 2.

GUATEMALA: Guatemala City has the highest concentration of quality chicas in all of CA, approaching but not equaling the termas in Rio. They are also very skilled sexually and I had them do everything I asked. However, it is also the most expensive. In the two best clubs, the rates are US$78 for 1/2 hour and US$156 for an hour, fixed by the club, not negotiable. There are cheaper places, but the quality of girls is nowhere near as high. Avoid the Club Elite; it's a ripoff for people on expense accounts and gullible tourists. OVERALL RATING: 8

EL SALVADOR: This country is CA's hidden gem. Pussy is readily available, All the girls I was with are quite skilled sexually, and DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS seem to be the norm. CIM was no problem. And it's incredibly cheap! There is a slight variation in the prices at the clubs, but the average is about US$25 for 1/2 hour and US$40 for an hour. So what's the drawback? Simple: the quality of the girls is not high. There are some attractive honeys available if you look, but the majority of the girls in the houses are skanks, and some are outright pigs. But as I said, the good ones are there if you look--really look. On the San Salvador thread, Cpteasy's posts are quite informative. OVERALL RATING: 8.5

HONDURAS: A wretched country; if Honduras has any redeeming qualities, I didn't see any. Don't come here for mongering. If you must come here, I suppose you can find something. You'll probably fare better in San Pedro Sula than Tegucigalpa. On the SPS thread, Ford's posts are pretty good. As for Tegucigalpa, forget it. It's easier to get laid in North Korea than Tegucigalpa. (If you think I'm exaggerating, I'm not: read my post from the North Korea forum: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=400531&postcount=44[/url].) All I could manage to get was a hand job. As far as I could tell from the Tegucigalpa thread, that's all that anyone got. I read every single post on this thread and didn't find a single person who got laid or even got a blow job. OVERALL RATING: 1.5

NICARAGUA: Not quite as wretched as Honduras, but close. At least Leon is interesting as a tourist attraction, and I have heard Granada is too. Managua is a chaotic city where the streets don't even have names. Your best bet for mongering is to call an escort service in the Yellow Pages and hope for the best. I had good results from Bellamaris; cost US$55. OVERALL RATING: 4

COSTA RICA: Costa Rica, especially San Jose, is one of the best documented forums on this website, so I don't need to say a lot. Pussy is readily available, all over the place actually. The girls are uniformly good in bed, DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS the norm. Prices are reasonable; I never paid more than US$60 for an hour. Quality of girls overall is so so. There are some very attractive ones available, but a large number of skanks as well. Your best bet for finding quality chicas is the Sportsmens Lodge. What keeps me from giving CR a 10 is the fact that San Jose just isn't a very interesting city, so there's not much to do but monger. The tourist attractions lie elsewhere in the country. OVERALL RATING: 9

PANAMA: I didn't give Panama the attention it deserves, largely because I was doing tourist things like a canal boat ride, and I was recovering from being sick. I only mongered at one place, River Club, where I got a beautiful chica who was lousy in bed. Cost $US80 cash, $85 credit card. But pussy seems readily available, and I assume that what I paid was representative. But my rating will have to be tentative because of my limited mongering there, so I am basing it largely on other mongers reports as well as my own experience. OVERALL RATING: 7

So there it is. I hope some mongers will find this helpful. If you have experiences to add, please share them. Let's help maintain what should be the fraternal nature of this forum.

Lorenzo

I will be in San Salvador on May 22-24 and will be staying at teh Intercontinental. I don't spk Spanish and would like suggestions for MP that would be english friendly and possibly close o the hotel. Other sugegstions would also be appreicated.

Thx,

Diver59