Managua

[QUOTE=RobertInMiami]I have been coming to Cueto Club since about 1992. I was there when it opened with a dirt floor and butt ugly hoes. Over the years it has gotten slightly better, but all in all it is still a piece of crap. Yesterday was the first time I have gone to Good Times and was fairly impressed. It is the closest to an American strip bar, with a good assortment of girls averaging sixes and sevens with a couple of eights and maybe a nine among the lot.

The cool thing about Good Times is the novel idea of having a cutout hole on top of the strip pole through which the girls arrive on stage. It is sort of like the old batman animated series, or a fireman's pole. It is funny because you will be looking around to see where the next girl is coming from, and all of the sudden there she is. There are a couple of enterprising girls who actually climb back up the pole and do a custom change during the middle of their set.

The entrance fee to Good Times is C$30 compared to Cueto's C$10, but it feels very safe and the quality of the chicas is way better. Frost beer, which is new and very good, costs C$30 as well. The only problem I had was there was a pungent smell of either old beer or day old puke, which I could not get used to.....I also did not get the price of the chicas as I had to return to my hotel.[/QUOTE]

Wow, since 1992. I was still waiting to grow pelitos in 1992. This just goes to show how putear is a profession.

Victoria Frost is a new beer product that has been on the street for 6 months. They also have regular Victoria. The company is really marketing the Frost to compete with Tona. Brava never gained market share.

Great report and welcome back home, "Robert in Managua."

Two Saturdays ago I went to Club Azul. This is a Salvadoreno franchise of lower quality than their predecessor. A local dive where you must get searched to enter and view porno on the television screens.

I saw a few "stank hoes" that I knows and drank a liter.

To my surprise was a morena with no arms! Yes, both arms were amupated in the mid-forearm area.

She was slender and looked classy in her white dress.

She took my order for the liter of beer and two (2) glasses. She came back carrying the liter of beer and two glasses.

Curious as to her personality, I wanted to invite her to converse. Unfortunately, some other patron "rented" her for the hour. Contrary to predjudice, this patron was not drunk nor was he a vagobundo: He as a "normal" guy.

What girl needs arms when they have a (1) mouth for chupadas and to apply the condom, (2) a vagina to receive the meat, and (3) a salida (ie. exit) that handles inbound and outbound traffic?

She must have BIG confidence to be a "working girl" with no arms. Then again, she has no choice in her physical appearance.

This was the first-time in my 17 years of "clubbing" that I have witnessed such a thing. The only other time close was in Mexico where I witnessed a midget stripper, and her money was taller than she is!

I went to the old neighborhood and said what's up to the homies. Lots of handshakes and lots of hugs were given and received. While in the cut, I stopped by the house of "thick as smuckers jelly." For those avid readers of Meat Loaf posts you may remember the story of "pimp slappin'."

Rehash: In 2007, this "clucker (ie. chicken head) stole, ran a fast one for C$500. I was holding about C$25,000 in my pockets. I pulled out the money and told the cantina "aint gonna' be no stealin' nothin' from me." My running buddy from Russia said to calm down before I get jacked. I slapped the girl with my pimp hand! The owner kicked me out of the cantina. I went and retrieved the equalizer along with the ski mask. We had a discussion at about 2 a.m. She learned her role. This was in the early days of Meat Loaf in Managua and you must let the 'hood know how you get down in the #1 Spanish-speaking Ghetto of Latin America.

"Thick as Smuckers Jelly" is a ghetto-girl and ghetto-girls are the same worldwide. They communicate with strength. Being a Gringo, just like you, makes people think that they can "get over" on you 'cause "you're rich" and will run back to the USA ASAP.
I educate the populace that this is not my situation and therefore they know we must live together.

I've always liked "Thick as Smuckers Jelly" and she most certainly can be my #2 girl. And I told her this the other day when at her home. She was happy and surprised to see me. We talked and I took control!

I grabbed her and told her that I wanted to "knock that p*ssy out of the box." Just like that. No romance. No food and drinks. Just 100% dick is what I offered.

I cruched her p*ssy a few times over the past three years so she knew and knows how I'm laying pipe.

With the house half-empty, we went to her bedroom. We exchanged some spit. And I derobed her. All of the meat looked good. Thick legs. Juicy a*s. Hairy pussy. Swole titties. Big nipples. Firm arms and shoulders. Clase Carne tiene ella (ie. she has some nice meat.)

I broke her spine with long-dong! I was knee-deep in the p*ssy for about 1.5 hours. She was trying to bullsh*t with "do this, do that," but I told her to shut the f*ck up and take this d*ck. She did and was wider coast-to-coast. She gained 1 orgasm for herself and I gave her two nutts. I told her that I'll stop by again soon and that she needs to be in my house taking the d*ck all day, everyday. She liked what she heard.

Conclusion: She likes a man to take control and exhibit strength. Our relationship with her jacking me for C$500 made me obligated to show force otherwise I wouldn't gain her respect. I gained her respect by taking the p*ssy. Hopefully she won't get stupid and will "get in where she fits in" and she'll become my #2 girl. I always did like her!

I went shopping today, plus got a haircut - very satisfied. I called up my old taxi driver buddy and we he came to my hotel and picked me up at 6.
He took me to a joint in Malago called club girls. It turned out to be a hostess strip bar, but it was early so there were only 2 girls... my buddy checked the prices for me, but I wasn't interested in either of the 2 girls.
We left for Fridays to grab a bite. After food we strolled Zona Rosa for chicas. I wanted an all-nighter. There was a blonde one that looked really young from far, but passed the age test once we got closer. Unfortunately she wasn't interested in all nighter. SW prices were 300/pop and 800 for all night. (all prices in local currency.)
We then went to Good Time night club and watched girls over a beer. GT girls were quoting 500/pop. I thought the GT girls were similar qualities with SWs except they have better outfits, so I decided to go back to ZR to stroll for SW.
Don't get me wrong, general SW quality isn't as good as the GT girls, but with patience you will come across one that has similar quality as the GT girls. I found Corina (tall and dark complexion with short black hair) and we agreed on 700 all night. I wasn't alarmed with the sudden drop in price, and thought I got a good deal.
At the hotel she asked for money up front. For me 700 isn't a significant sum of money, so I just gave it to her. After money changed hands I then found out that, as Corina pointed out, the money negotiation was for massage all-nighter, no sexo! Obviously I realized immediately I've beed had. I thought about kicking her out right away, but decided I would get her to massage me all night instead (evil grin). She proceeded to give me a massage and surprisingly her fingers are really strong and she could really be in the massage business. I was hoping for a happy ending, but obviously that wasn't going to happen. I almost fell asleep during the massage. I was somewhat tired and she was quite good. Before the massage began, I locked my wallet.
After the first set of massage we sat in bed and watched tv for a while. She said she wanted a beer, but I said no. She called her friend to bring her 4 beers. Btw, she said her friend would give me sexo at no charge, but I really didn't trust her any more at that time, so I said no.
After some tv and there was a good boxing match that we finished watching, I asked her to massage again. She started to massage again. After massage for another while, she realized that she wasn't going to get any money out of me and started to make excuses to leave. At this point, I had her company for 2 hours already. I wasn't going to stop her, but I managed to check her handbag for any items that belonged to me, and I checked my wallet and all the money was still there and I let her go.
So I think next time I will not give her money until all the clothes are off.

I live and learn,
Alex

Today is Saturday. I met up with my driver buddy. After withdrawing some cordobas from the atm, we went to Good Time (sic) again.
Surprisingly today's price is better than yesterday's (Friday)! Good Time is what N. Americans called the full-service strip club. c30 to enter and beer is c30. Today's (Saturday) price to have sex with the dancers is c350, yesterday was c500 (may be yesterday's was a gringo price). I think the atmosphere is much more intimate when the dancers also do full service. If you want to warm up first then buy the girls a drink and you get lap dance at your couch. Full touching is allowed during lap dance, with the clothes on. I can see that a lot more is tolerated here. When the dancer get off the stage, I saw one guy grabbed her tit and he got away with it. Back in N. America, this would have let to expulson from the club.
There was a LOT of drama at Good Time. I saw a dancer had a fight with her boyfriend. It appeared to me he wasn't too happy with her occupation - which is bs, of course. So she was really upset, and got up to argue with her bf several times, all this while she was giving lap dance to another guy. The club was packed tonight and there was a crowd standing around the stage. I guess some pushing and shoving started a fight and I saw 2 guys duked it out. They threw punches to each other for at least 30 seconds (which is a long time when in a fist fight) and almost immediately after someone smashed a bottle I saw security put a chokehold on the guys to stop the fight.
After several beers we left for strolling around centro for chicas again. I'm 95% sure that there is at least 1 TV SW. Many SWs between the Hilton Princess and the Lafise clock tower. Strange that price went down again today. Yesterday I was quoted c350, but today the first price was c200. This time around I made sure that the price was for sexo to avoid yesterday's mistake. White girl with blonde hair by the name of Carmen. c200 for service at my hotel, plus $2 for taxi. Not a bad deal.

Alex

july 19 is the independance day of the sandanista (fsln) revolution aginst the gran imperialista, usa!

30th anniversary of the revolution, july 19, 2009.

today is a day of 100% anti-gringo sentiment. songs, speeches by presidents of communist and socialist nations, and jubilation is today.

with the populace drinking caballito, mombacho, ron plata, flor de cana, centenario, tona, victoria, and whatever other beverage is available much "mob action" is possible.

location: plaza fe en carretera norte. the area where all of the government buildings are located.

caution: those that look gringo should stay away due the volatility of mob action, especially if you don't speak spanish. those that have a little more skin color and speak spanish may venture, but again, mob action is the rule of the day. it only takes 1-fool to ignite the crowd!

the events of honduras makes today an even more volatile day of anti-gringo sentiment. memories of yesterday are celebrated and shared. encouragement and encitement for another revolution to take place to "regain" honduras will be heavily marketed!

see you on the streets with guado in hand. you aint ready for nicaragua!

tomorrow, july 20, 2009, will be volatile in the metrocentro / uca / carretera masaya area as protestors will be present. guns, lanzamordelos, chizas, rocks, stones, and other weapons will be used by the "mob." last year, a television reporter was shot! again, gringos should stay clear! with all of the energy being built throughout the day and well into the night the "mob" changes locations.

lanzamordelo is a bazooka-type weapon that shoots grenades or firework ammunitions. it is the easiest weapon to obtain and used in street fights. you can shoot it from afar and hit your target, possibly. no license is required since it is used for fireworks and church celebrations. it makes a huge explosion when fired. this is the weapon with no criminal liability.

Yesterday's celebration was rather tame compared to years prior. It stopped early when normally it goes well into the night. Tambien, Chavez no estaba.

[B]Coffin[/B]
In the crowd walked some revolutionaries carrying a coffin with the words, "Death to those that stole Honduras." The crowd liked it!

[B]Viva Sandino[/B]
On loud speakers is the gritaso, ¡Viva Sandino! This always excites the crowd and was played less than normal.

[B]Alexis Arguello[/B]
Homage was paid to Alexis during the celebration.

[B]Nobel Peace Prize[/B]
A Nicaraguan, Mayan Indian, was given the Nobel Peace Prize for something and she took the stage to talk against colonialism.

[B]¡Viva ALBA![/B]
All ALBA countries broadcasted the celebration on their television stations.

[B]Bombs & Clocks[/B]
On points of historical reference and facts are confirmed with the sound of bombs echoeing on the loudspeakers.

To get the point across, clocks rang indicating that the time is ticking.

It's cool!

[B]Daniel Ortega's Song[/B]
The Commandante Presidente Daniel Ortega has a song that is played for the crowd. It's a cool song.

Again, the 30th anniversary was rather tame compared to years prior.

[quote] Nobel Peace Prize
A Nicaraguan, Mayan Indian, was given the Nobel Peace Prize for something and she took the stage to talk against colonialism. [/quote]

Rigoberta Menchú Tum
The Nobel Peace Prize 1992

She's from Guatemala. We can be a little touchy about that :-)

[url]http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/1992/tum-bio.html[/url]

Took that trip to the gutter from the tranquil community of Granada. I miss the grime and crime! As when a youth, the suburban commute is / was tiring.

I hit the street and boarded a city bus. My name rings the streets of Managua. By "hook or crook" you're getting shook! While on the bus some carnales (ie. brothers) made a few comments about the 'hood to test my "street credibility." They must have known me 'cause I knocked it out as I do la panachoa (ie. p*ssy.)

Dropped anchor at a water hole. Some novatos (ie. rookies) appeared with "hate in their hearts." I told the fool my name, "Meat Loaf." He said it didn't matter if I Manuelito, Migelito o Fulanito. I slapped that fool in the mouth with a left-backhand. His buddie tried to raise-up and I pointed at him to grab some bench. Security ran-up to diffuse the situation. These fools were trying to "high sight" (ie. show off.) They talked trash about making moves on the outside. 2-on-1 aint sh*t: I'm coming out of Mexico where it's always at least 3- 5 versus 1. LOL.

Made a few rounds. Said what's up to the homies. Heard my name ring out like the clock tower at la Basilica. Talked to a neighborhood businessperson generating US $200,000 in annual sales. Made contact with a "shawty" and went to her 'hood. Con cuete legal we ventured into the "ladron zone." Said what's up the "moms" and "los ninos." Broke the mom off with 5-bara (ie. C$500) for comida. "Shawty" grabbed some clothes and returned to la Cd. Sultana (ie. Granada.) with a player.

While rolling around the city I compared the difference in ambiance between Cd. Granada y Cd. Managua and it's night-and-day. Anyone with intelligence would choose / prefer Granada. Those that reside in Managua do so for lack of economic mobility!

Now that I've left hotel cristo rey, I can freely comment without fear of retribution - not that they can read English anyways, but that's besides the point.
The economic downturn must have hit the hotel as well. When I was there in January there was this short cheerful lady at the frontdesk, but she's no longer there. I think the owner's daughter replaced her.
When I was there last week, maintenance was being down on the courtyard ceremic tiles and there was so much hammering which started as early as 7am!!! Fortunately when I returned this week, the reno was finished.
The hot water didn't work. The in-room safety deposit box didn't work. The a/c worked, but I noticed that staff made a habit of going into my room while I was out and turned off the a/c - hey I wanted my a/c on all the time so that the bug will stay away, I didn't forget to turn it off, it was on for a reason. The energy-safer lights were not bright enough to read my travel guide book. Honestly I would never have stayed in this hotel if it wasn't SO CLOSE to Fenix. I was charged $46/night and compared this with the hotel Alhambra I stayed in Granada at $55/night, the latter was so much better.
Fenix was good. Just a 3 minute walk from hotel Cristo Rey, which is safe to do before 11 o'clock in the evening. Drinks are c$50 each. Lady drinks are c$100 each, but don't bother with that. Quickies are still c$200 each for 30 minutes at a time. There were a few 7's or 8's and for that kind of money, it's a steal. Also I managed to negotiate anal for c$100 more, which is about $5!
Before I left for Leon, I talked one of the Fenix girls into companying me. But on the day of travel, she never showed out - darn!
There was a Catherine Zeta Jones look-alike which I nailed twice. She looked so cold out on the lounge chairs, but worked really hard once dispatched to a room.
Don't walk back to hotel CR. Take a cab instead - just $1.

Alex

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13]Now that I've left hotel cristo rey, I can freely comment without fear of retribution - not that they can read English anyways, but that's besides the point.
The economic downturn must have hit the hotel as well. When I was there in January there was this short cheerful lady at the frontdesk, but she's no longer there. I think the owner's daughter replaced her.
When I was there last week, maintenance was being down on the courtyard ceremic tiles and there was so much hammering which started as early as 7am!!! Fortunately when I returned this week, the reno was finished.
The hot water didn't work. The in-room safety deposit box didn't work. The a/c worked, but I noticed that staff made a habit of going into my room while I was out and turned off the a/c - hey I wanted my a/c on all the time so that the bug will stay away, I didn't forget to turn it off, it was on for a reason. The energy-safer lights were not bright enough to read my travel guide book. Honestly I would never have stayed in this hotel if it wasn't SO CLOSE to Fenix. I was charged $46/night and compared this with the hotel Alhambra I stayed in Granada at $55/night, the latter was so much better.
Fenix was good. Just a 3 minute walk from hotel Cristo Rey, which is safe to do before 11 o'clock in the evening. Drinks are c$50 each. Lady drinks are c$100 each, but don't bother with that. Quickies are still c$200 each for 30 minutes at a time. There were a few 7's or 8's and for that kind of money, it's a steal. Also I managed to negotiate anal for c$100 more, which is about $5!
Before I left for Leon, I talked one of the Fenix girls into companying me. But on the day of travel, she never showed out - darn!
There was a Catherine Zeta Jones look-alike which I nailed twice. She looked so cold out on the lounge chairs, but worked really hard once dispatched to a room.
Don't walk back to hotel CR. Take a cab instead - just $1.

Alex[/QUOTE]

They know who "Meat Loaf" is although I've never been there or met anyone representing the hotel. How is this possible? My many postings on [B]ISG[/B] have increased and attracted business to the hotel. And these "Meat Loaf" fans talk about "Meat Loaf" being the reason for their presence. LOL.

Anal should be US $0 if you're d*cknig the girl down properly: When hitting that p*ssy doggy-style or 4x4 spread the cheeks open. If she's winking at you with her third eye then "it's open season." Spit onto the eye! Rub the saliva into and around her "dookie shoot." Slide a thumb into the bum. If she doesn't start squirming enter the abyss. If she starts squirming tell her to calm the f*ck down: "I'm in control of this p*ssy, B*tch!"

After all, p*ssy is free: She didn't pay anything to put the p*ssy on the shelves or inventory so why should you pay. D*ck is free and a lot cleaner. D*ck doesn't bleed, have puss, smell, and other medical issues like C*nts. Gross.

Hey Meatloaf can you help out a brotha here?

Where is the best place to go for the hot p*ssy in Managua? Give it to me straight dawg!

[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]Hey Meatloaf can you help out a brotha here?

Where is the best place to go for the hot p*ssy in Managua? Give it to me straight dawg![/QUOTE]

The hoes are starving at Vale Todo!

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]The hoes are starving at Vale Todo! [/QUOTE]Vale Todo? . C'mon man!

I've been reading left and right and up and down on this forum and I haven't seen a thing about 'Vale Todo'. How do I get there? Is it in a seedy neighborhood? Do I need to speak Spanish (I'm just kiddin' dawg, I read your posts and I know I'm the target and all that)

Throw us a bone here dawg! We are starving!

Thank you kindly in advance brotha Loaf!

[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]Vale Todo? . C'mon man!

I've been reading left and right and up and down on this forum and I haven't seen a thing about 'Vale Todo'. How do I get there? Is it in a seedy neighborhood? Do I need to speak Spanish (I'm just kiddin' dawg, I read your posts and I know I'm the target and all that)

Throw us a bone here dawg! We are starving!

Thank you kindly in advance brotha Loaf![/QUOTE]

I correct the Vale Todo location and recommend "Diamonds" across the street from MetroCentro Mall.

Yeah, it's a little pricey, but quality p*ssy charges quality prices!

Vale Todo is located in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano and is known by all taxi drivers.