Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Starchildxxx; 1257925]Whattup Windex Man!

Yo. I had the same concerns as you when I first heard about this place. Keep in mind it was Cats from Rio who told me about this place. Playas you prob kicked it with in Rio. Rest assured you'll feel right at home.

They definitely feeling Brothas down here. Soooooo much ass out here. And I was raised during the " Help era of 2006 till it closed ". So my standards were very high! I kick it mainly in the Discos, Lucifers, Walking St, Mixx, Insomnia, and Flexx!

You will definitely feel a " Help " vibe from those spots. And their Free! No entrance fee. And those are just the Discos! Bro, you got about a billion other spots to check out from Go-Go's, Massage Parlors (or Soapies) , side bars, Beach Road. , Walking St.

I guarantee you'll won't be " standing outside BORED at the Balcony Club "

I'm headn down there next mn. End of April for about a week. Then in early Dec for my 2 wk. Christmas Jump Off![/QUOTE]Don't get me started on all the bullshit going on in Rio right now. High airline prices from Atlanta, Horrible exchange rate, club HELP is gone, Balcony is boring and the women are full of shit (150. 200 USD for all night. What you smoking?) , the Beach hoes are gone, Meia Pattaca restaurant full of families now instead of working girls and mongerers, high hotel rooms, and on top of all that, in my favorite club (4x4) , the women now have to wear clothing and can't walk around in g strings and bikini wear anymore! BLASPHEMY! That was the final straw man!

Yeah, your response is saying the words that I like to hear. It's definitely helpful to hear guys who have done the mecca of ass which is Brazil, give high praises to Thailand. It absolutely made my decision a whole lot easier to make. So long Rio, I have a STRONG feeling that after my November trip, I'll never see Brazil again. LOL! I'm just ticked that it took me this long to give Thailand a chance. Always was interested in a possible trip to the Phillipines, but Thailand was never an option. Oh well, hopefully better late than never.

[QUOTE=Keeniu;1258986]How do you find 'friends'? What is a workable 'duration'? I would be very happy to have a 'friend' for about 10 days. But I can't think why a BG would go for this, as they are very money orientated, or could earn more not changing their routine, especially if they are at least attractive. When I have tried this is is always (7*1500 + 7 * BF).[/QUOTE]I have taken several from Soi 6. 500 BF and negoitate with the girl. I pay usually 1500-2k a day. The great thing about it is you can take a test drive. Fuck her at the bar then negotiate for LT if you like her.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1259179]I have taken several from Soi 6. 500 BF and negoitate with the girl. I pay usually 1500-2k a day. The great thing about it is you can take a test drive. Fuck her at the bar then negotiate for LT if you like her.[/QUOTE]Exactly what I did. Talked her into coming over to my hotel the next morning for a round or two. We had a blast. Great girl.

[QUOTE=Hatguy;1259186]Exactly what I did. Talked her into coming over to my hotel the next morning for a round or two. We had a blast. Great girl.[/QUOTE]Awesome man. Glad you know like some of us what you are actually doing.

[QUOTE=Bonker04; 1255351]Thats a great idea! Pity I won't be in town for a couple of weeks. If your thinking of repeating this I would certainly attend if I'm around!

Have a great lunch![/QUOTE]Me too! I plan on being in area on 4/4 to 4/16, let me know if you are going to repeat!

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1259179]I have taken several from Soi 6. 500 BF and negoitate with the girl. I pay usually 1500-2k a day. The great thing about it is you can take a test drive. Fuck her at the bar then negotiate for LT if you like her.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but that test drive is 1000 bht, and is not included if you take her long time, so then your looking at a further 1, 500, possibly 2, 000 depending on your negotiating skills.

[QUOTE=Keeniu;1258986]How do you find 'friends'? What is a workable 'duration'? I would be very happy to have a 'friend' for about 10 days. But I can't think why a BG would go for this, as they are very money orientated, or could earn more not changing their routine, especially if they are at least attractive. When I have tried this is is always (7*1500 + 7 * BF).[/QUOTE]Of course people are very money oriented when you drop in and leave out just as fast. But I live here so it works a little different for me than for someone who only comes to visit a short time and the girl is never going to see them again. One friend who I met on Tagged last year came over the other night. She works at a bar and she also has a boyfriend. She taught me a new word the other night. The word is kik. It means a person who is just fucking another person on a regular basis with no money, no going out together, and no strings attached. She said since I didn't want to be a boyfriend because boyfriends have to take care of women and send them money then I can only be kik. It works for me. Ever since I have been going up to women asking if I can be their kik.

As for chicks who I meet in the disco or somewhere that I give money to then the first night is 1000. Not a satang more. I met a very special girl in the disco two nights ago. I will talk about it in another report. But she asked me how much. I told her 1000. She declined. I saw her last night and wrote my number on a napkin and told her to call me when she wants. She saw the light not even an hour later. She just left my place an hour ago (now it is 3pm). When I see her again I will move her down to 700 per night and eventually 500.

[QUOTE=The Windex Man;1259095]Don't get me started on all the bullshit going on in Rio right now. Horrible exchange rate, club HELP is gone, Balcony is boring and the women are full of shit (150. 200 USD for all night. What you smoking?) , the Beach hoes are gone, Meia Pattaca restaurant full of families now instead of working girls and mongerers, high hotel rooms,[/QUOTE]That is exactly why I moved from Rio to Pattaya. My rent more than doubled because of the exchange rate alone.

[QUOTE=The Windex Man;1259095]Always was interested in a possible trip to the Phillipines, but Thailand was never an option. Oh well, hopefully better late than never.[/QUOTE]You might want to check out the Philippines for a couple of days while you are over this way. A RT ticket on Tiger (SEAir) will only cost you about $120 from BKK. Beware though because they charge extra for baggage. I think the first 15kg is US$15, then every kg after that is like US$20. I used them coming back from the Philippines a couple of weeks ago. There were people at that ticket counter who were hot under the collar. I guess they didn't read the fine print. I had my scuba gear with me so of course I read the fine print when I was purchasing the ticket and prepaid US$30 for the sports equipment option. When the lady saw my bag was 25kg she said you have to pay extra. I said bull shit and showed her my ticket.

[QUOTE=The Windex Man; 1259095]Don't get me started on all the bullshit going on in Rio right now. High airline prices from Atlanta, Horrible exchange rate, club HELP is gone, Balcony is boring and the women are full of shit (150. 200 USD for all night. What you smoking?) , the Beach hoes are gone, Meia Pattaca restaurant full of families now instead of working girls and mongerers, high hotel rooms, and on top of all that, in my favorite club (4x4) , the women now have to wear clothing and can't walk around in g strings and bikini wear anymore! BLASPHEMY! That was the final straw man!

Yeah, your response is saying the words that I like to hear. It's definitely helpful to hear guys who have done the mecca of ass which is Brazil, give high praises to Thailand. It absolutely made my decision a whole lot easier to make. So long Rio, I have a STRONG feeling that after my November trip, I'll never see Brazil again. LOL! I'm just ticked that it took me this long to give Thailand a chance. Always was interested in a possible trip to the Phillipines, but Thailand was never an option. Oh well, hopefully better late than never.[/QUOTE]LOL Too funny! Beach hoes gone and the final straw, no more girls walking around the club in g strings.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1258093]It's very easy to get a girlfriend here. Ask any of the girls and they will tell you the difference between a customer and a boyfriend. A customer pays per episode. A boyfriend regularly sends money so that the girl can stay home or find work in something other than the sex industry. (I've heard a monthly stipend anywhere from 10,000 to 30,000 baht being sufficient.) I prefer to be a friend, which means I fuck when I want and give money when I want and how much I think I should give them (generally 1000 for the first night and 500 for each additional night plus meals.) I let them come lay up in my comfortable bed and soak up A/C and watch TV and even feed them if they want to eat.[/QUOTE]I can't understand why guys would send money, if lets say they go back to the United Kingdom or something. I've heard most of these girls end up with multiple sponsors anyway and some will keep doing regular business also, so its not exclusive anyway, therefore it seems you're system makes far more sense.

[QUOTE=Leggy11;1259307]For me it's more of a Gig round and not kik which is more as in kick a ball to me. As per your understanding, more or less a 'Free Fuck Buddy, ' I have to disagree. For many the term relates to friends and has has nothing to do with fucking. Maybe in time you will come to have a better understanding and remember that in Thailand the same word can mean many things.[/QUOTE]I'm not claiming to be a master of the language. I'm just relaying how the term was explained and spelled to me by a native speaker right after I got through laying up in her.

About an hour ago I was out with a wingman and he asked me how well I knew Thai. I told him well enough to be able to fuck a non-pro. That was the end of that.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1259302]As for chicks who I meet in the disco or somewhere that I give money to then the first night is 1000. Not a satang more. I met a very special girl in the disco two nights ago. I will talk about it in another report. But she asked me how much. I told her 1000. She declined. She just left my place an hour ago (now it is 3pm). When I see her again I will move her down to 700 per night and eventually 500.[/QUOTE]ROFL! When I saw this, I just burst out laughing. Yes, this is how you do it man!

[QUOTE=Western787;1259342]I can't understand why guys would send money, if lets say they go back to the United Kingdom or something. I've heard most of these girls end up with multiple sponsors anyway and some will keep doing regular business also, so its not exclusive anyway, therefore it seems you're system makes far more sense.[/QUOTE]I can't understand it my damn self brother. The other night I picked up a girl who looks like Salma Hayek. I really had no idea she looked like her until we got to my place. I have known her for quite sometime, I have exchanged phone numbers with her, but had never taken her home. She informed me that she has known me for 2 years. She said she had a boyfriend but he knows she goes with guys. I take that it's an Arabic guy from the name on the texts between them. He had written and I was writing back acting like I was her. She complained about the phone saying she did not like it (iPhone 4S). I said well why in the hell did you buy it? She said her boyfriend made her get that one. A fucking 23000 baht phone. Guys are passing out money to hookers like they have an endless supply of it. Maybe they do, but I definitely don't.

[QUOTE=Leggy11;1259307]For me it's more of a Gig round and not kik which is more as in kick a ball to me. As per your understanding, more or less a 'Free Fuck Buddy, ' I have to disagree. For many the term relates to friends and has has nothing to do with fucking. Maybe in time you will come to have a better understanding and remember that in Thailand the same word can mean many things.[/QUOTE]It is pronounced neither "kik" nor "gig" but "gik" and it means "partner for casual sex; fuck-buddy". In the latin alphabet it is rendered "kik" but the first sound is less harsh than our "k".

See:

[url]http://www.thai-language.com/id/141986#def3[/url]

BTW, the sample sentences at that site are hilarious!

A gik is certainly not a friend or a lover: that translates to "faaen" or "pheuuan" or "mit" in Thai. (

[url]http://www.thai-language.com[/url]

[url]http://www.thai-language.com/id/131193/id/131221[/url]

[url]http://www.thai-language.com/id/133223[/url]

)

[QUOTE=Leggy11;1259417]There are non-pros in Pattaya? Sounds like you've cracked it then. Well done.[/QUOTE]Most "non-pros" in Pattaya that people talk about are girls who say they aren't pros (part timers / liars) or ex-pros. Every thai girl knows the score in Pattaya and will tell guys what she wants them to believe.