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[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I correct the Vale Todo location and recommend "Diamonds" across the street from MetroCentro Mall.
Yeah, it's a little pricey, but quality p*ssy charges quality prices!
Vale Todo is located in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano and is known by all taxi drivers.[/QUOTE]How much are they gonna ask from me at those 2 places?
Do you think they'd give a bro a discount for 'carne negro'?
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]How much are they gonna ask from me at those 2 places?
Do you think they'd give a bro a discount for 'carne negro'?[/QUOTE]
I don't penny-pinch when it comes to pinching p*ssies!
US $100 cada polvo.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I don't penny-pinch when it comes to pinching p*ssies!
US $100 cada polvo.[/QUOTE]100 doughnuts US! Is that for the weekend or for the whole week?
'Don't penny pinch' C'mon maaaaaaan!!!!!!!! Where did I read this morning that money don't fall from the sky? I think that was coming from you.
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]100 doughnuts US! Is that for the weekend or for the whole week?
'Don't penny pinch' C'mon maaaaaaan!!!!!!!! Where did I read this morning that money don't fall from the sky? I think that was coming from you.[/QUOTE]
Ok, "Kapitan Kreme,"
US $100 per hour on-site.
Suggestion: Drink you beer. Don't buy the hoes no beer. Talk and grope them instead. Get their contact information for home delivery at a discount.
'Dem b*tches straight hungry, wardie!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Ok, "Kapitan Kreme,"
US $100 per hour on-site.
Suggestion: Drink you beer. Don't buy the hoes no beer. Talk and grope them instead. Get their contact information for home delivery at a discount.
'Dem b*tches straight hungry, wardie![/QUOTE]I will definitely do all that.
But just let me know one thing. It's a myth or no? ."Descuento para la carne negra"
Mr. Kreme
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]I will definitely do all that.
But just let me know one thing. It's a myth or no? ."Descuento para la carne negra"
Mr. Kreme[/QUOTE]
"Kapitan Kreme,"
No. No hay descuento para la carne negra pero las mujeres encantan las besas negras.
Las mujeres quieren un caballo!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]"Kapitan Kreme,"
No. No hay descuento para la carne negra pero las mujeres encantan las besas negras.
Las mujeres quieren un caballo![/QUOTE]So no discount. But they should be happy if I'm a caballo (=caballero???) and I have the carne negra and besas negra.
Meatloaf you are such a playa!
With warmest regards,
"Kapitan Kreme"
(Not too sure why you put my name in parenthesis. Maybe you know it's not the real name on my passport. Damn!!!)
[quote=kapitan kreme]so no discount. but they should be happy if i'm a caballo (=caballero???) and i have the carne negra and besas negra.
meatloaf you are such a playa!
with warmest regards,
"kapitan kreme"
(not too sure why you put my name in parenthesis. maybe you know it's not the real name on my passport. damn!!!)[/quote]
parenthesis because it's a name / alias.
i'm a playa' that has been warming the bench for about 6-weeks. and now i have "peer pressure" 'cause the "biggest player in nicaragua," is coming to pick-up some money and has guided me in the local scene with contacts and encouragement. you know who you are.
they'll be happy that you are a caballo!
they will be happy if you don't share the carne negra: nicas are extremely jealous.
they will be happy if you enjoy besas negras.
they will be happier if you call "meat loaf" to handle the job properly! guaranteed.
Hey KK, do you know what besos negros (not besas negras as "besos" is a masculine noun) are? Hint: it has nothing to do with your skin color! I think your homey is fucken wichyu.
¡Ji ji ja ja!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Hey KK, do you know what besos negros (not besas negras as "besos" is a masculine noun) are? Hint: it has nothing to do with your skin color! I think your homey is fucken wichyu.
¡Ji ji ja ja![/QUOTE]That's why I wrote 'para dar o para recibir'. I don't give no besos negros. I can take'em but no kissy-kissy afterwards. Go wash yo' mouth out a couple times!
I know it's not besa. I was just writin' faster than I think.
And Meatloaf fuckenwitme! I know he wouldn't do that. Meatloaf is the MAN!
Kapitan (or 'Kaptian')
I'm down with brown but not that kinda brown ja ja
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]That's why I wrote 'para dar o para recibir'. I don't give no besos negros. I can take'em but no kissy-kissy afterwards. Go wash yo' mouth out a couple times!
I know it's not besa. I was just writin' faster than I think.
And Meatloaf fuckenwitme! I know he wouldn't do that. Meatloaf is the MAN!
Kapitan (or 'Kaptian')[/QUOTE]
Hours and hours of internet porn has turned me into an anal conosuier (ie. mispelled.) My first target is doggy style to view how her dookie-shoot looks. All of my screan savers are culos. I smell the culo. I finger the culo. And maybe if I'm hungry some peanuts will do. Hey, let's share a beer or marijuana cigarrette some time. LOL.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Hours and hours of internet porn has turned me into an anal conosuier (ie. Mispelled.) My first target is doggy style to view how her dookie-shoot looks. All of my screan savers are culos. I smell the culo. I finger the culo. And maybe if I'm hungry some peanuts will do. Hey, let's share a beer or marijuana cigarrette some time. LOL.[/QUOTE]Peanuts! Man, that is nasty. You gave me some nightmares dawg. I don't even eat it from the front end, much less out the dumpster. In fact unless she's workin it real good, I won't even suck no titty. But she best be ready when I bust a nut! I don't like to waste no good nut.
But let me get it straight.
1. Try out Diamonds across the street from MetroCento Mall. Grope' them & sweet talk them for some takeout cause it's expensive in house. I think in house is only for playas like meatloaf who drop the Alexanders. Me, I might drop some Abrahams, that's about it. He was my favorite prez anyhow after the man in house now.
2. Vale Todo in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano. How is that? Same setup as Diamonds? I just promise carne negro and besos negros and they good. And the Barrio? Should I take my piece with me?
3. All else fails contact the man: MEATLOAF!
Any other suggestions.
With most sincerest regards,
Mista Kreme
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Hours and hours of internet porn has turned me into an anal conosuier (ie. mispelled.) My first target is doggy style to view how her dookie-shoot looks. All of my screan savers are culos. I smell the culo. I finger the culo. And maybe if I'm hungry some peanuts will do. Hey, let's share a beer or marijuana cigarrette some time. LOL.[/QUOTE]
Thanks a lot Meat Loaf! I spewed my coffee all over the computer when I read this. :eek:
Here is a rendition of Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" to set the mood for your anal activities. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SP60n9v2YM[/url]
I've written about this topic several times since 2007- Nicaraguans say they want a job, but ........
So, I resided in Managua for three (3) years and built much fame! If you think I'm famous on ISG, imagine in person.
In the "old neighborhood," I held the most change! On the streets, I held the most change! Throughout the circuit, I kept my pockets swole. Everyone knows it which is why I had so many hoes at my alchante (ie. house.)
I informed / advertised to the hoes that I was offering "sex employee" status / live-in opportunity with negotiable salary. Everyone knew and applied when I was in Managua, but these lazy a*s hoes (ie. Nicaraguans) don't want to commute to Granada.
In Nicaragua, you must make it super easy and super convienent for both males and females in the employment arena. They really don't want to work and do so just as a distraction. Even worse, they want to "work" close to home.
Although I live in a mansion and they live in a studio apartment shared by mother, grandmother, and two ninos, they still don't arrive. Instead, they prefer to reside in their comfortable sqauler (mispelled.)
In Nicaragua, you must operate on the "Patron Platform." In Nicaragua, you can't be serious about too much if you are to stay sane.