General Reports

[QUOTE=Allover;2204719]Arrived here today for one week. I was looking for some day time activities other than Soi 6 and came across this article. Despite my many visits to Pattaya, I haven't done a lot of the things on this list. I thought I would share the list with you. Sorry if someone posted this previously.

[URL]https://www.thethailandlife.com/things-to-do-in-pattaya[/URL][/QUOTE]On my first trip to Pattaya I looked at something similar but I found personally that having sex with the girls, drinking, eating and sleeping filled my days for the week. LOL. But if I was going for longer than 1 week I would definitely visit some of the places on that list.

[QUOTE=SunSmacks;2204680]Hi,

Will Thailand be dead for mongering next week with the King's b'day?[/QUOTE]I concur with Banana Boi on this. One or two day bar closures only mean there are fewer bars open to sit and drink alcohol. They do not put an end to girls needing to pay their rent, phone bill and maintenance on their boyfriend's motorcycle. Therefore, mongering goes on unabated.

The only reason I'm chiming in to repeat his response is to add elements like rain and heat to this principle. I am often asked by overseas friends who are primarily interested in mongering if this or that month is a good time to visit Thailand or should be avoided due to expected rain or heat.

I tell them I have lived here through a half dozen Rainy Seasons and Hot Seasons and I honestly cannot think of a single day when the rain was so heavy for so long or it was so hot outside that I could not go into a bar, restaurant or walk within 15 minutes of my lower Sukhumvit area apartment and be presented with a buffet line of mongering opportunities whose deals can only be sweetened by the fact that they are offered under slightly more duress and urgency than if all things in nature, bar openings and so-called high season were perfect.

Now, that doesn't mean that 2018 or 2019 can't and won't go down in history as The Year of the Great Thailand Floods and we all had to take refuge on rooftops for a week or whatever. No one can accurately predict such a thing. Just that I have not experienced any event in the past 6 straight years that would put more than a momentary crimp in anyone's plan to go out and monger well.

Thanks for the replies guys. If Jakarta babes don't keep me I'll head over next week and post a report.

[QUOTE=Bushes;2204759]So what Tmobile speed can you get? If you are on the ground.[/QUOTE]I am in Pattaya now. I can't test my speed because I temporarily suspended my TMo account while I am gone to save some money.

With the warm tea and cool gel?

Give the BJ girl a breath mint and a cup of tea? Works for me.

[QUOTE=Jboon;2207168]With the warm tea and cool gel?[/QUOTE].

Hah, better than nothing. But a far cry from a true ice and fire blowjob. Best damn feeling ever.

[QUOTE=Wimble;2207440]Give the BJ girl a breath mint and a cup of tea? Works for me..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jboon;2207581]Hah, better than nothing. But a far cry from a true ice and fire blowjob. Best damn feeling ever.[/QUOTE]Pat Benatar had a song about that, but I've never tried it.

If you love your showers golden make sure you get yours from a clean source or you could lose an eye or more like this Aussie.

[URL]https://pattayaone.news/en/aussie-man-goes-blind-after-stripper-pees-in-his-eye/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jboon;2207168]Anybody know where to get a fire and ice blowjob in Thailand?
With the warm tea and cool gel?With the warm tea and cool gel?[/QUOTE]Yeah, #1. Macau & #2. Geylang (Chinese houses). Fire and Ice is a Chinese thing.

Hot tea / water and then ice water. Nataree used to have it. You could try the other big houses on Ratchadapisek.

[QUOTE=Jboon;2207168]With the warm tea and cool gel?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wimble;2207440]Give the BJ girl a breath mint and a cup of tea? Works for me.

.[/QUOTE]You like that? One of my little dating site girls, a blowjob dreamgirl really, pulled that on me about a month ago. She popped a Halls breath mint, took a sip of her tea and then gave me a BJ. The breath mint created a painful stinging sensation on my dick that the tea could not wash away throughout the whole damn uncomfortable experience. I didn't have the heart to stop her effort to be creative entirely. All it took was that one hit with the breath mint to turn an otherwise dream blowjob into a stinging, first somewhat warm and then a cold stinging disappointment. I had been looking forward to her blowjob for hours. I endured it and worked hard to finish, something I have never had to do with this girl. Work hard to finish, I mean.

Afterwards I had to confess it was not a great idea, honey, and please don't ever do that breath mint thing again.

I actually liked mine. Could be your girl chose the Ultra Intense Mint Flavor Explosion. LOL.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2207997]Afterwards I had to confess it was not a great idea, honey, and please don't ever do that breath mint thing again.[/QUOTE]

Hah,

I've never had the mint thing before. It sounds. Interesting. Definitely worth a try, minus the flavor explosion.

The girl I used. To see years ago, it was just a warm tea, and then a gel. The gel was cool / cold. I don't know what kind or where she got it from. And it was not "mint". Just the physical snesation of hit and cold. Maybe ice cubes would work as well, or cold water. But seriously that gel stuff. It was just fucking perfect. I'm telling you guys, if you have not had it before, just know there is an experience out there like no other!

[QUOTE=Wimble;2208018]I actually liked mine. Could be your girl chose the Ultra Intense Mint Flavor Explosion. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Bummer that place is gone then, but thanks for the advice. I'm sure I will try at least a couple of them. I don't mind paying a premium for the real deal. In my experience, totally worth it.

[QUOTE=Kajos;2207973]Hot tea / water and then ice water. Nataree used to have it. You could try the other big houses on Ratchadapisek.[/QUOTE]