2012 Adventures in Pattaya
I was in Pattaya in early March. My original game plan was to hit my favorite Go Go's (Baccara, Airport, Supergirls, Heaven's Above, and What's up) on my first night, size things up and see how far I got until I found my honey. I found her in What's Up Go Go. God I hate this bar! But I loved this girl. I was walking around the main stage in What's Up and then I saw her. In a flash of a second I knew I wanted her. She was a stunner. She smiled at me and I asked her over for a drink.
After her dance set she came over and we got acquainted. She passed the audition and I wanted to bar fine right away. She then informed of the bar's 2000bt before 1am bar fine condition and 1000bt barfine after 1am. She also told me she wanted 4000bt LT or 2000bt ST. I don't know which shocked me more, the huge bar fine, the 1am condition or her steep ST / LT prices. But, I was so taken with her good looks, that I was ready to take the plunge, even before the 1am Bar fine. It was around 10pm and I did not want to wait to get it on with this girl, but she stopped me and said to just wait to 1. So I hung around and enjoyed the show as my bar bill grew and grew. My girl always had to leave to do her dance set, but she always came back to hold hands, talk, and have me buy her more drinks. At one point in the evening there was a lesbian show. My girl informed it was fake. After midnight the bar really started to get going with lots of new customers arriving. I guess everybody knows about the 1am bar fine. I rationalized to myself that this was just one night and she was the hottest girl I had seen so far in all of the other Go Go's I had been to earlier. So I thought I would indulge myself this one time. After all it was my first night back in Pat since 2010. I had just arrived after spending 18 days in the Phiippines. Ha!
Around 12:45 my girl asked if I wanted to bar fine her now. I said yes and paid the humongous bar tab plus her bar fine and tip (the 4000bt LT). It was outrageous. She changed and off we went to my hotel. At the hotel she was shy and wanted separate showers. We got into bed and I noticed for the first time that she had very small 'A" cup breasts – surfboard tities. Everything else about her was 8* out of 10* model quality. She gave me a 5* BBBJ – nothing to write home about, but nothing to complain about and then I mounted her and we shagged. I wish I could say I did not dig it, but I did. She really turned me on in bed. She knew the secret of the pussy muscle technique. Few girls know about this or have mastered it. My first experience with this technique was in East Spa in Macau when a Chinese Super Model worked her pussy magic on me a few years back. OMG! Since then, I can count on one hand the number of girls that have performed this on my cock and still leave a few fingers not counted. My What's Up 'Agency' Go Go girl was an expert at it. She squeezed her pussy muscle around my dick, then relax it, then squeezed it again, and she did not let up. It was not long before I climaxed. We snuggled and then cleaned up. Then went to sleep. In the morning she told me she had to leave early (10am). I was not happy not getting wakeup sex, but she told me she wanted to meet me later around 3pm for lunch and another shag so I decided to play it cool and see what happens. I was not optimistic about things and I was ready to write her off and the crazy expensive bar of hers too. But damn, she texted me a few times in the early afternoon and then met at Central mall for lunch before we went back to my room for an afternoon pussy squeeze shag. Around 6 she told me she had to leave to do a few chores and get ready for work. She asked if I was going to come by her place. I told her I would, but not until 11 or so. I told her I would bar fine her again and she should wait for me. I was hooked. She told me she would wait, but I must not come too late. I placed 1000bt tip for the afternoon shag in her purse and she left.
I hit more Go Go's early in the evening. I really dug this girl, but I am usually a butterfly and rarely do repeats. She was definitely repeat quality, but I hated the What's Up business plan and the huge expense it entailed with drinks, bar fine, and tip. I also disliked the late bar fine BS. When I see a girl I want, I want her now not a few hours later. This is a very bad trend in Pattaya, but What's Up Go Go remains a very popular bar despite this policy. But, that's why I told her I would come by late; in order to cut down on the bar bill and also because I really wanted to see if some other girl somewhere else could attract me as much as this girl did. The short answer was no. I really had a thing for this particular girl. I can't explain it, but it was like I was being hit by lightning or something. I dug this girl and wanted her again. I could not get her out of my mind. By the way, while bar hopping I checked out Fahrenheit bar down the Soi. After What's Up, I would say this bar had some of the best looking Pattaya Go Go girls I saw this trip. I bought a drink for one girl I thought was very sexy and she was friendly too, so I thought why not bar fine her now and break free from the spell that was drawing back to What's Up. Well, Fahrenheit Go Go has adopted this same business plan too. The Ridiculous high bar fine until 1am, then just the very expensive 1000bt bar fine at 1. I told the Fahrenheit girl I might be back, but after I left I headed straight to What's Up. It was now around midnight. Some guy was eyeing my girl dancing and he was asking her if she wanted a drink. As soon as she saw me she smiled. I walked up to her and pointed to an empty table to the side of the stage where I wanted her to join me. She nodded her head. The guy looked at me and said something like you lucky bastard. I smiled. Ok that was night number 2. Same as night number one only this time I took her out for dinner before we went back to my room. We showered together this time and I played with her pointy nipples. In bed She asked if I would take her from behind and she again used her pussy muscle squeeze on me. I did not last too long. But this time we shagged again in the late morning around 11am before she took off. We texted back and forth and met at the Garden mall top floor for lunch at around 3. She asked if it was ok if she brought along a girlfriend. I said sure. After lunch she asked if I wanted to go bowling. I have not bowled in years, but said ok. I give her points for trying to make our daytime get together's like a date. The three of us bowled two games. The girls were not very good. They threw a lot of gutter balls. I was out of condition and blew a lot of shots, but my 2nd game was 140 or something. After bowling, we said goodbye to her girlfriend and went back to my room for a quickie. It was nearly 6 when she said goodbye. She asked if I was coming by the bar. I said yes. I gave her 1000bt tip. And yes I was definitely gaga over this girl and I knew it. But in all my years in mongering in Thailand, I had never felt this way about a bar girl before. It felt good even though I knew it was costing me a good deal of money. I gave her a nickname: the future Mrs. Natty Bumpo (joke).
Well I was in Pat for 3 more nights and I took her every night. We would also hook up every afternoon for late lunch. She always came up with something date like for us to do after lunch and before our afternoon shag. At night, I would drop by her bar early around 9, say hi and tell her I would be back later. Then I would go out and about. She would ask me where I went. I just said I liked to walk around. I kept checking the other Walking Street Go Go's, had drinks there and would talk to a few girls. I cruised beach road looking at the FL's and talked to a couple of cute ones hanging out. I went up to the Soi Metro area too. On my last afternoon in Pat, around 4pm, I was alone. I walked over to Devil's Den and asked to see Maggie. Maggie seemed real nice, so I scheduled a 90 minute outcall at my room with her for 4:30pm. Maggie was great. Funny thing, she has a flat chest too. But the thing about Maggie besides the fact that she was very pretty and that she was not the future Mrs. Natty Bumpo (joke) ; was she has this beautiful pussy. I mean a really beautiful lipped pussy. She was giving me a BBBJ and vibrating my ass at the same time when she caught me admiring it. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said yes. So she moved into 69 position and I dove in. I loved it. Anyway, after Maggie left, I cleaned up a little and relaxed. But I did not clean up enough! Later I went to What's UP and since it was my last night in Pat, I spent most of the night there. A lot of the other girls were getting used to my visits. They all knew who I was bar fining. I was getting a lot of looks, smiles and flirting from some very pretty girls. Much more than when I first walked into the joint 5 nights ago. I bought a couple of the girls that I liked drinks, but I did not try to pick any of them up. The future Ms. Natty Bumpo (joke) was still the hottest girl I had seen in the town and she was ok with me being friendly with some of the other girls. Knowing it was my last night in town, she arranged it so we could leave the bar at 12:30 (bar fine 1000bt). We had dinner at one of the fancy restaurants on the water and went back to my place. She went into the bathroom and came out with the shower cap that Maggie had used in her hand. She asked if I had been with another girl. I said of course not. She then said well why is this used shower cap here. I said the maid must have overlooked it. She said maids don't overlook such things. I knew I was caught, but I also knew never to admit to anything. I just repeated myself and asked if she wanted me to call room service and get another shower cap. Wisely, she let it go and put Maggie's shower cap on and took her shower. Neither one of us mentioned it again. The farewell sex was great. I slept until 11 when the phone rang from the front desk announcing Mr. Kreuk's driver was at the hotel ready to take me to BKK. We quickly showered and got dressed. Then we walked hand in hand to the lobby. She waited to the side while I paid my bill. Than we said our fond farewells.
This was a first for me. I had never been so stuck on a Thai bar girl before. I really dug her. I tried to find other girls in Pat, but until I got to Bangkok, it was like she had a spell on me. In BKK, I was able to break the spell and get back to punting. But, a couple of days before I left Pat, she told me she was planning to come up to BKK to see her mom. I told her to call me when she was coming. I was in BKK for 2 weeks. About a week after I left Pat, I get a text; she is going to be in BKK tonight. I text her back that she should call me when she arrives and come straight to my hotel. Around 1:30am I get a call. I ask her where she is. She says she is standing right outside my hotel room. I open the door and there she is. Reunion sex – yes it is better than makeup sex. We slept late. I took her out for lunch. Afterwards I ask her what she wanted to do. She said she wanted to get a massage and asked if I want to come along. She knows a real good place. So off we go. I got to admit it was a great legitimate massage and there we were holding hands on separate tables getting massaged together. It was fun. That was one of the things about her. She always thought of things for us to do in the afternoon aside from shagging. She acted like a real girlfriend. After the massage, I put her in a taxi. I put 2000bt in her purse. I told her it was for the taxi. In all our time together, I never saw her check the tips I would give her. Around 6pm I get a text that she is with her girlfriend who is leaving for Singapore. (Note: these girls including my girl are 'agency girls'. That is one of the reasons everything is so expensive in bars like What's Up. The agency get's a cut of the revenue.) She texts: do I want to get together around 1am? I tell her no, I am tired. I will see her tomorrow. And instead I go to Baccara BKK and guess what? I run into a girl I had shagged from my 2011trip. She recognizes me first and comes over to my table and just smiles. She is very cute, but it takes me a few seconds to recognize her. Then it is like meeting an old girl friend you haven't seen in a long time. Yada Yada Yada – I spent the night with Miss Baccara BKK (600bt bar fine plus 2000bt). The spell is wearing off. Around noon I get a text from the future Mrs. Natty Bumpo (joke) , She going to see her mom. Do I want to get together tonight around 10pm? She is going back to Pat the next day. I text back yes, I miss you baby. Around 11pm she arrives at my hotel and we spend the night. It was great. I still love her, but I was glad she was going back to Pat. There is just too much quality booty in BKK for me to be with one girl. We say our goodbyes again and off she goes. I still had nearly a week left in BKK and believe me I made the most of it. Then I flew off to Macau for 5 nights on the way to HKG and home, but that is another report or two or three.
Anyway, I am back in the USA now. All in all this was the best Asia trip I have ever had and I have been doing Asia (Thailand in particular since '89). The future Ms. Natty Bumpo (joke) and I are Yahoo Messaging each other and I am also in contact with a couple of other outstanding keepers I met on this trip. I got lucky and have arranged my business affairs so that I will be back in Asia in October. I will be travelling to Jakarta, Batam, Macau and Thailand. In regards to the future Ms. Natty Bumpo (joke) , I told her I wanted to take her to Ko Chang for a few day's holiday and she is up for it. So the adventures of Natty Bumpo continues.
One other little adventure
There was one other little adventure worth mentioning while I was in Pattaya. After the future Ms. Natty left my room one morning, I walked the entire stretch of Beach Road to the north end of Pattaya bay. It was around noon when I reached Soi 6 on my way back. I had nothing better to do so I took a detour down Soi 6 to 2nd Road. I knew it was way too early for any serious entertainment, but I wanted to see how the Soi looked still asleep in the early afternoon. As walked to 2nd Road I passed a massage shop. A 40 something year old women said Hello, and tried to pull me into her place. I resisted and broke free. Then I continued my walk to 2nd Road. A couple of girls outside of Up 2 You bar beckoned me over. I told them it was too early. They made some jokes and laughed. When I reached 2nd Road, I turned around and headed back to the ocean. The massage lady was still hanging out in front of her massage place as I passed. It is called Nataly of Massage. For some reason I stopped and we talked a little. Her English was not very good. She asked me / begged me to come in and get a massage. To my surprise two thoughts came in my mind almost at the same time. The 1st thought was, why not get a massage. The sign in the window said Thai Massage 200bt and I had nothing better to do until later in the afternoon. My 2nd thought was more an awareness that the massage would probably evolve into something naughty and even though I had no sexual attraction for this massage lady, the idea of just laying back and getting a hand job seemed like a good way to pass the time. So I let the lady, her name is Poo, drag me into her shop. I never asked about a happy ending. I was ok with however things might have turned out.
There were 3 or 4 lounge chairs in the front parlor room, but Poo still holding my arm led me upstairs to a bedroom on the 2nd floor facing the street. There were two mattresses on the floor. She asked me to take off my clothes and then she led me to a bathroom where she rinsed me with a hand held showerhead. I lathered up and she rinsed me off good. She handed me a towel and led me back to the bedroom. She placed some clean towels on the bare mattresses and asked me to lie down on my back. I was naked. She started massaging my left leg. She knew about body leverage and various stretching techniques. The leg massage was not bad, in fact it was very good. Anyway as she worked her way up my left leg, I pretty much knew what was going to happen when she got to my thighs. And sure enough, she let her arm touch my dick from time to time as she massaged my inner thigh. Naturally, I started to get hard. She giggled at what she had accomplished and asked if I wanted a hand job. I said yes. I never asked about the price. She lubed me up and started to give me a very good hand job. At some point I sat up and asked if she would take off her top. Like I said, she was a 40 something year old Thai women. She was not ugly, but I was definitely not attracted to her sexually at all. Her tits sagged a bit and her nipples had that babies dined here look. I just laid back passively and let her give me the hand job. After a while, she asked if I wanted a blowjob. I said sure and she wiped me off and started up. Her BBBJ was very good. I could not imagine a greater contrast between the young, beautiful, What's Up Go Go girl, the future Mrs. Natty and Poo the massage lady. Anyway it was not long before I felt a climax building. I told Poo her BJ was turning me on and that I was going to cum. I don't know if she understood my words, but I am pretty sure she understood the tone in my voice. But she kept on sucking and I came in her mouth. She continued never letting up until she got it all and then she spat it out on a towel. Then she moved up towards me and wanted to kiss, but I declined the advance. She took my rejection in stride and started massaging my right leg.
After a while, she asked me to turn over on my stomach. She continued the leg massage using all these leverage points and stuff and again I thought it was a very good massage. When she got to my ass, to my surprise and enjoyment, she dove right in. She had great technique with her tongue and licked deep and as far as it would go. I lifted my ass up so she could get the best angle. It was a very, very good rim job and I was getting hard again. After 4 or 5 minutes, I guess who knows, she asked me to turn over again. She giggled when she saw my hard on. The hour massage was over. She asked me if I wanted another hour, but I said no thanks, maybe tomorrow. I got up and she helped me get dressed. Then she put her bra and top on. I reached in my pocket and gave her 200bt for the massage and 100bt extra for the BBBJ, CIM and RIM job. She smiled and was very happy with my tip. All in all, it was the greatest cheap sex I ever had! 100bt! But then again, in the immortal words of Billy Clinton, ' I did not have sex with that women. '
We walked arm in arm down the stairs. There were now three farang customers in the massage parlor getting foot massages. I told Poo how much I liked the massage. She gave me a card with the shop's name and phone number, I will repeat it here, Nataly of Massage. I wrote down her name so I would not forget it. I said goodbye and walked out into the hot sun. It was a little after 1pm. I walked back a long Beach Road so relaxed and without a thought in my head. I smiled at a few of the FL's hanging around for a customer and declined their offers with a smile. I made it back to the Marriott and jumped in the pool.
Pattaya: is there any place on Earth like Pattaya. I don't think so. Around 3:30, I met Mrs. Natty for lunch. Afterwards we went window shopping and she suggested getting a manicure together at her favorite place. At first I thought it was a dumb idea, but then I went along with. My toenails needed some work. The service was great. You just can't get the kind of personal attention back in the states. Manicure / pedicure with 2 technicians working separately on each of us for an hour ran 900bt, I think. It was getting late by the time we were through so we said goodbye, no afternoon session, but I told her I would stop by What's Up around 9 and bar fine her later at the usual hour.
