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[QUOTE=Global Surfer]Cheapest option is street walkers in Diera. I have heard stories for AED 100 but you can certainly get one for AED 200. Quality obviously is poor.
If you are interested in the clubs you should be able to get ST from AED 200. 300 from Panorama and York.
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I would advise against deira streetwalkers unless you want to essentially jack yourself off in them in 5 minutes for 50 bucks.
Stick to AMPs and panorama on weekday afternoons.
Cultivate regulars.
For some fun and growth, pick up tourists dancing.
Have fun.
-PH
I have searched the forums for a couple of hours now but can find no listings concerning anything girl-wise in Jumeirah. I will be staying there for a week or so in a few weeks in a hotel somewhere on the beach (probably Hilton or Sheraton Jumeirah Beach) but can find no reference to clubs or bars with wg's in this area.
Is it completely dead? I have always stayed near the airport before, and have mainly visited Ab Dabs recently.
I did visit the area once, years ago, for dinner and it just seemed like a big plastic toursit trap. But even they sometimes have girls!
Any clues appreciated.
Thanks,
J.
[QUOTE=Johnsue; 1107296]I have searched the forums for a couple of hours now but can find no listings concerning anything girl-wise in Jumeirah. I will be staying there for a week or so in a few weeks in a hotel somewhere on the beach (probably Hilton or Sheraton Jumeirah Beach) but can find no reference to clubs or bars with wg's in this area.
Is it completely dead? I have always stayed near the airport before, and have mainly visited Ab Dabs recently.
I did visit the area once, years ago, for dinner and it just seemed like a big plastic toursit trap. But even they sometimes have girls!
Any clues appreciated.
Thanks,
J. [/QUOTE]The sports bar downstairs in the Sheraton always has some regulars usually like 6 Ethios and 2 or 3 CIS's, Whatever it is that floats your boat, I have always found it worth my while to take a Taxi to the Rattlesnake to pick up something of higher quality at a better price. The Jumeirah Beach Lurkers are wayyyyy over priced because of the location.
[QUOTE=Attitude1001; 1105957]HPV. A trend indeed! :P
Thanks buddy. All in all pretty sound advice.
Attitude[/QUOTE]
perhaps not so many delights, but here's my post regarding a thai massage place in the marina area.
acting on information received from a fellow poster, i wandered down to location x this afternoon for a massage and to see what else might happen. intel suggested the place was legit and that anything extra was purely delivered on a freelance basis.
the reception was a bit dark and dingy, and unwelcoming, the receptionist. who wasn't a bad looker. said 'one hour? ' to which i replied 'ok' and paid the 200 she asked for. i actually imagined that i might have been given a menu to screen with various treatments, and i did see a printed sheet on the counter top, which all it probably said was 'massage 1hr and massage 1. 5hr'. so this was the first sign that it could be a naughty place.
got led into the first room on the right in a long corridor; the room was smaller than the box room you get in those quaint english semi detached houses and loud landscapes painted on the wall. mattress was on the floor and the room was brightly lit. i was given no instructions, just a hangar on the wall and a towel on the mattress. i stripped off, kept my shreddies on but also put a towel around me.
masseuse came in and smiled revealing dark grey metal braces over yellow teeth. whether she was a 2/10 or 8/10 – at this point, i had zoned out on that particular detail.
so massage commences. 'where you fwom' blah blah, and after two minutes she suggested i took off towel and, then immediately after she suggested i remove shreddies too. i didn't mind, even with a 'semi on' and her looking at me the whole time as i disrobed. i've never been to a massage place where you are completely nude – not even a towel or plastic boxers; nothing! so this was second sign that it could be a naughty place.
massage was just ok – like the ones you get from your missus; she clearly isn't a trained masseuse – not just lacking in touch, but also them things that masseuses do like crack your back and make your fingers click. she was trying, but they weren't working out for her.
my head was buried in a sheet that smelt of laundry that was left to stay damp too long before drying. i also noticed that there was lots of chat coming from reception, and loudish western pop music. being the first door closest to reception, you would here the others walking past the door – tap tap tap on the floor. certainly not the place to come if you want quiet and to relax.
during the massage she was making precise but sporadic contact with nether regions, which was nice, but i noticed that the 'little general' wasn't fully standing to attention – rising a bit and then flagging. then she told me to turn over and at this point i noticed a cut out panel in the door with window film over it. seriously you have to have balls to lie down in a fully lit room with tackle out and a peep hole for anyone to look in.
massage progressed slowly, and then the best bit she sat in between my legs and spread them out a bit and started massaging both inner thighs at the same time which felt good, and my chopper was rock hard and had trebled in size. where her head was positioned i really thought that any second she was going to start giving me a good gobble, but it didn't happen. she then sat on the side of me and started massaging my chest, and chopper went all floppy. as the hour was nearly over – i stopped being bothered about whether i would get a tug job or not, and as i brought out exactly 400, i decided a decent meal might be a good shout.
massage was over, and then she asked if i wanted 'special' and when i said ok, she replied 'one hundred'. intel suggested the 'gift' was 200 – so i was kinda delighted that i would only be paying 100, and also meaning i would have enough left on me to have tea at jonny rockets afterwards.
tug job was fast and furious, but because i hadn't had a good massage and was looking at the window in the door, i was tense and not relaxed. after 2 or 3 mins i looked up at her, and i couldn't believe it – she was looking up at the ceiling as she was delivering the hj. jesus – i must be repulsive to look at if the person providing the service would rather endure neck-strain looking at the ceiling, rather than looking at me. operation terminated by me at 0:55 mins. as i was getting dressed she waited in the room all that time and even had her eyes closed and yawned for a bit. poor girl was tired and clearly doesn't enjoy the work.
as i walked out through reception, the receptionist didn't even say 'thank-you, come again', she was just texting someone. as i opened the door from the dark dingy reception to the bright outdoors and busy street in front of me, i had a surreal moment and thought 'gothca' weirdly satisfied about knowing something.
whilst the experience wasn't great and perhaps the report is like one of many other below par experiences, i'm basically looking to provide local intel. this is a 'cut to the chase' sort of place. if you don't want a nice relaxing massage with essential oils, and are basically after a straight in, tug, cum, clean up and out . and are happy to pay between 300-400, well here it is!
pm me for info. i am also interested in receiving info on nice amp place with happy and smiling girls who enjoy banter and enjoy their work too.
happy new year,
gron
If you are booked at any of these hotels, you will be having plenty of inhouse action,
Besides the hotel clubs, The WALK (kind of sea view prominade) at JBR (jumeriah beach residences) have plenty of street action after sunset.
Good luck.
[QUOTE=Johnsue; 1107296]I have searched the forums for a couple of hours now but can find no listings concerning anything girl-wise in Jumeirah. I will be staying there for a week or so in a few weeks in a hotel somewhere on the beach (probably Hilton or Sheraton Jumeirah Beach) but can find no reference to clubs or bars with wg's in this area.
Is it completely dead? I have always stayed near the airport before, and have mainly visited Ab Dabs recently.
I did visit the area once, years ago, for dinner and it just seemed like a big plastic toursit trap. But even they sometimes have girls!
Any clues appreciated.
Thanks,
J. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Killa P;1107346]The sports bar downstairs in the Sheraton always has some regulars usually like 6 Ethios and 2 or 3 CIS's, Whatever it is that floats your boat, I have always found it worth my while to take a Taxi to the Rattlesnake to pick up something of higher quality at a better price. The Jumeirah Beach Lurkers are way over priced because of the location.[/QUOTE]Thanks Killa,
I will have a look at Rattlesnake. I also understand that Panorama is not too far away.
J.
[QUOTE=Seskey; 1107609]The WALK (kind of sea view prominade) at JBR (jumeriah beach residences) have plenty of street action after sunset.
Good luck. [/QUOTE]Seriously? I live here, so could you give me some tips please?
Fellow Mongers,
Wishing you all a happy new year, bestowed with lots of best pussies, around the globe.
Will be reaching SeaView hotel by 2am, what will be appox LT rate for a Filipino by that time? 500. 700 DHr or less?
Hope experienced seniers will through some light on it, happy new year to all of you.
No recent reports, so time for the Shooter's contribution.
The Shooter hit the joint at 4pm. Dangerously exposed in broad daylight, he waited in the car until the gate opened then scuttled inside. No sign of LE or lookie-lous.
The line-up comprised 5 bikini-clad babes. All pretty hot, difficult to choose. Therefore he adopted the monger's equivalent of Occam's Razor: when in doubt pick the one with the biggest tits. She hopped off the high heels to reveal a very short Chinese with big tits. Not fat but quite chunky. Nice face. Lisa by name.
In the room and disposed of the dh120- house fee. The Shooter stripped off and sat on the sofa to wait. Lisa came back and removed her TWO bras. Sadly these were padded up and the humungous tits became merely decent sized. Ah well, see'est la vie, still a decent bod.
The Shooter had not visited the joint for about 3 months So he was subjected to the newbie shakedown hustle. The Shooter stuck at dh200 for a good 5 minutes, then fuck it offered another dh100 for good performance.
She started with a BJ on the sofa. Nice long one. 6/10 for technique and 9/10 for artistic merit. Pretty little face looking up at him and cute lips wrapped around his dick. The sitting position yields a better view. A younger man would have shot his bolt.
Stood her up to suck on her titties and finger her pussy. Nice, very nice. She had good auto-response: the nipples harden and the pussy dampens when touched. Over to the bed for some long, long, long 69 action. Licking the pussy and gripping the ass, while the titties bounce up & down on his stomach. Paradise.
Finally switched to shagging mode. She had excellent pussy control. The Shooter essayed a few positions then increased the pace to finish in missionary at the 50 minutes mark. Overall a good experience. Only downside: no kissing. With some girls this requires multiple visits.
[QUOTE=Double Shooter; 1108227]No recent reports, so time for the Shooter's contribution.
The Shooter hit the joint at 4pm. Dangerously exposed in broad daylight, he waited in the car until the gate opened then scuttled inside. No sign of LE or lookie-lous.
The line-up comprised 5 bikini-clad babes. All pretty hot, difficult to choose. Therefore he adopted the monger's equivalent of Occam's Razor: when in doubt pick the one with the biggest tits. She hopped off the high heels to reveal a very short Chinese with big tits. Not fat but quite chunky. Nice face. Lisa by name.
In the room and disposed of the dh120- house fee. The Shooter stripped off and sat on the sofa to wait. Lisa came back and removed her TWO bras. Sadly these were padded up and the humungous tits became merely decent sized. Ah well, see'est la vie, still a decent bod.
The Shooter had not visited the joint for about 3 months So he was subjected to the newbie shakedown hustle. The Shooter stuck at dh200 for a good 5 minutes, then fuck it offered another dh100 for good performance.
She started with a BJ on the sofa. Nice long one. 6/10 for technique and 9/10 for artistic merit. Pretty little face looking up at him and cute lips wrapped around his dick. The sitting position yields a better view. A younger man would have shot his bolt.
Stood her up to suck on her titties and finger her pussy. Nice, very nice. She had good auto-response: the nipples harden and the pussy dampens when touched. Over to the bed for some long, long, long 69 action. Licking the pussy and gripping the ass, while the titties bounce up & down on his stomach. Paradise.
Finally switched to shagging mode. She had excellent pussy control. The Shooter essayed a few positions then increased the pace to finish in missionary at the 50 minutes mark. Overall a good experience. Only downside: no kissing. With some girls this requires multiple visits. [/QUOTE]Where can I find the location? Any info on AMP's in New Dubai? (JBR, Marina, JLT.). Cheers
[QUOTE=Seskey; 1107609]If you are booked at any of these hotels, you will be having plenty of inhouse action,
Besides the hotel clubs, The WALK (kind of sea view prominade) at JBR (jumeriah beach residences) have plenty of street action after sunset.
Good luck. [/QUOTE]Thank you Seskey!
This is exactly the sort of info. I was looking for! I will report back!
J.
Happy New Year my friend. You know some of us young uns can hold on to our bolts :P
Have you made it back to the old al wasl AMP?
P.S. You need to get The Accountant out to start the new year right.
[QUOTE=Double Shooter; 1108227]She started with a BJ on the sofa. Nice long one. 6/10 for technique and 9/10 for artistic merit. Pretty little face looking up at him and cute lips wrapped around his dick. The sitting position yields a better view. A younger man would have shot his bolt.
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