Managua

"abq" and i made had plans to attack managua and started the day at 0730. this was to be his first excursion from the "friendly confines" of granada to the "gulley side." toasting on that 7-year rum we listened to music greats like eric clapton, carlos santana, mc leozinho, and then he became exposed. van morrison was suggested which was a reference to posts earlier by chocha monger.

you're a lurker! simple eye contact was made to indicate that i know that he knows that he is a lurker and i am "me loaf."

this gentleman stated that i should have more hoes than santa clause because i'm living in the mansion of 3,000 sq. feet as a bachelor; i'm super-handsome; i'm a millionare in cordobas; and i possess language fluency and intelligence. "abq" is correct.

arriving in managua we went to metrocentro mall. i "spit game" at two (2) chicas to no avail. i presented my "social card" to the girls for future communication.

my "social card" is simply a two-sided business card in the languages of english and spanish. they state my social telephone number and social email. presenting the "social card" is the easiest transference of contact information and produces results. so many results are yielded that i can't handle all of the phone calls i receive.

we arrived at an old neighborhood location and shared tragos with some amigas. "drdewman's" favorite model was present and sends you a hello: she was disapointed that "drdewman" reads meat loaf posts and therefore does not western union her any money. after a toast we changed locales.

location #2 was enjoyable as i shared conversation with an ex-employee. she helped me recruit new employees and "vouched" that i am a "buen jefe." after a bottle of rum we departed.

in route to the next location, "abq" attempted to get inside of my head. he stated that i, "me loaf" should "play in my sandbox." associate with my peers is what he referred. search and find a "real woman" to compliment me since i'm a real man. this is true, but i do not want to date / live in the usa. in latin america, regardless of country, it's harder to find your peers when successful 'cause it's a "closed community."

we played a little "stick ball" on the streets with the unemployeed and under-employeed.

location #3 was pleasurable as i "called out" an ex-employee from 2007. i "called out" this "hood rat" 'cause when she came to my home in 2007 and we shared social activities this hoe was spitting on my floor. yes, in nicaragua the girls spit like major league baseball players! it's unattractive watching girls spit, but especially disgusting when i, the host, must clean-up the mess. it got even worse in 2007 when she went to the bathroom. i informed her that i'm north american and we dispose of our toilet paper within the inodoro. nonetheless, she stayed nicaragua and threw the "shit stained paper" onto the floor becuase my bathrooms do not have a garbage can. in latin america, if you have a garbage can in the bathroom the populace will dispose of the paper in the waste basket and not toilet. the aroma is strong; the ambiance is ugly; and it's stupid. they claim the pipes for toilets are only 3-inches in diameter and therefore cannot process toilet paper. after these two signs of "uncooth" behaivor, she became my enemy.

i developed friendship with a "thick and rich" chavala as she sat upon my lap like santa clause. "abq" stated that i "like 'em big" which i do. i prefer my girls to have 1-tire and a phat a*s. i like meat so when we cuddle i have something to hold onto to. that skinny sh*t gets "no play" from the player.

at location #3 they attempted to fleece another gringo rolling solo, but i defused the situation. they attempted to charge him us $120 vs. us $8. the gringo gave me a us $5 propina for "protecting his interests."

location #4 was graced with my presence. a costena who's developed admiration of "a player" was present. i talked and joked with the girls as we listened to jamaican dancehall reggae.

as part of the tour, we went to el mercado oriental.

location #5 was and is a real dive. i was in search of "thicker than smuckers jelly," but she wasn't there. i saw a "clucker" from 2008 who gives "tres platos" as an appetizer.

location #6 was ayi-ayi. "xdreds" ex-companera was present: my "arch enemy" and i shared "mean muggin'" and middle fingers. the mother of "next baby" was present and we conversed about her getting pregnant by me. she needs another baby for the household entertainment. she had some good p*ssy; her tittie milk was delicious; and she's a nice person. i like her: i told her to get on the program and she will. from within her purse she presented my "social card" that was given to her months earlier.

after 10-hours of managua adventures, "abq" and i, "me loaf" returned to the "friendly confines."

[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]2. Vale Todo in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano. How is that? Same setup as Diamonds? I just promise carne negro and besos negros and they good. And the Barrio? Should I take my piece with me?[/QUOTE]Come on Meatloaf! You the king of Nicaragua livin' high off the hog and we just lookin for some scraps from the table dawg!

Just toss us a little scrap man. We hungry. Just a little bite for the little guy.

Vale Todo? Information brotha, this place is to write about Information!

[b]isg senior member[/b] and i have known one another for some time. [b]isg senior member[/b] is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. [b]isg senior member[/b] enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for [b]isg senior member[/b] to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!

i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for [b]isg senior member[/b] i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, [b]isg senior member[/b] can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."

"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.

[b]safe & close to home[/b]

meeting [b]isg senior member[/b] in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good [b]isg senior member[/b] he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.

for days [b]isg senior member[/b] attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)

(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)

leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the [b]isg senior member[/b] to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)

boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. [b]isg senior member[/b] was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future [b]international sex guide[/b] posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from [b]isg senior member.[/b]

por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.

pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.

having survived the bathroom's pool of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], i returned to our table. [b]isg senior member[/b] asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.

at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."

with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, [b]isg senior member[/b] slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.

in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.

the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed this location.

as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.

[b]gulley side:[/b][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf8l9icxbu&feature=related[/url]

driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. [b]isg senior member[/b] is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)

not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)

transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!

¡god bless america!

departing the car, [b]isg senior member[/b] double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)

overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, [b]isg senior member[/b] entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.

these hoes attempted to separate [b]isg senior member[/b] from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of [b]isg senior member[/b] were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. [b]isg senior member,[/b] gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!

i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!

"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of [b]isg senior member.[/b]

watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url]. running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url], she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)

i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of [b]isg senior member.[/b]

getting "charged-up" from the attention received, [b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.

the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)

as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with [b]isg senior member[/b] and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.

to "double-check" his money, [b]isg senior member,[/b] went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed [b]isg senior member[/b] into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting [b]isg senior member[/b] with his bodily functions.

knowing that [b]isg senior member[/b] wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.

(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)

while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b] so he could [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]! [b]isg senior member[/b] placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.

in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, meat loaf.

[b]isg senior member[/b] returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.

[b]isg senior member[/b] was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!

i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.

to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." [b]isg senior member[/b] was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.

as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!

[b]isg senior member[/b] began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!

meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was [b]isg senior member[/b]!

meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b]!

meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! [url]http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm[/url]

with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, [b]isg senior member[/b] had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of [b]isg senior member[/b] were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.

pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of [b]isg senior member[/b]. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of [b]isg senior member's[/b] left-foot!

butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of [b]isg senior member.[/b] it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."

when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....

[b]isg senior member[/b] went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
[b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.

two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking [b]isg senior member's[/b] d*ck for lessons and instruction.

[b]the spinner[/b] had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by [b]isg senior member[/b] saying, "oooh!"

[b]big chops[/b] attempted to fight with [b]the spinner[/b] for turn at sucking d*ck.

in my opinion, [b]the spinner[/b] had better delivery in sucking d*ck than [b]big chops[/b].

after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) [b]isg senior member[/b] and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with [b]the spinner[/b] i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the [b]the spinner[/b] as to offer employment. [b]the spinner[/b] is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?

[b]the spinner[b] offered [b]isg senior member[/b] a 1-on-1, but [b]isg senior member[/b] was drained of leche! i offered to pay for [b]isg senior member[/b], but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.

[b]the spinner[/b] and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.

with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.

departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!

[b]isg senior member[/b] shared conversation with [b]big chops[/b] who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. [b]isg senior member[/b] obtained the contact information.

the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.

[b]isg senior member[/b] got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) [b]isg senior member[/b] spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!

[b]gringo-friendly confines[/b]

upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. [b]isg senior member[/b] saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.

i shared conversation with the staple, while [b]isg senior member[/b] was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.

1-hour later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.

40-minutes later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.

entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.

this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for [b]isg senior member[/b] who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed [b]isg senior member[/b] to experience the "gulley side."

[b]advisory:[/b] it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."

* this was a long report. *

Have had mixed results in Managua. In 2004, picked up a SG off of Masaya and took her back to the hotel next to the metroplaza. No chica fee. 2006 hooked up with a nica I met in Idem in SJO, who just happened to be taking a vacation back to MGA when I was going to be there. Had a nice few days, which led to other trips back to MGA to see her. When she married another trick and came to the US, I see he when she can get away from her esposo bobo and our schedules meet. So, I have little knowledge of the mongering scene here.

I have avoided the Elite and Diamond on Massaya, as I detest clip joints, but have done a quick recon of Fenix in the past, only to be disappointed by the talent.

On this trip, I walked up Massaya, was not impressed by any of the SG's. Besides, the last thing I need is to be picked up by the local cops with a m!nor. They were professional, now, they work for Ortega.

I had checked out Solid Gold in 2004, and this time, they had one of the dancers standing outside. Her name was Hennesse (yes, like the drink) and she was pretty (about an 8) so I stopped and talked. I asked to look inside for free and they let me do so. There were no other customers, the place wasn't bad looking and there were 6's and 7's, and a couple of other 8's beside Hennessee. They quoted $10 for the 2-drink minimum and something outrageous for time with a provider. When I scowled at the doorman, he said the price was negotiable.

I said I'd return with my credit card, and I did a while later. I had a couple of orange juices, standing by the well lit spot by the bar. In addition to the tall curvy brunnette Hennesse, there was a spinner (about 5', about 100lbs) named Rachel with smallish breasts in a bra that was doing more push-ups than a Marine in boot camp, a killer smile you could see from across the club, and spankable butt. But Alejandra hovered around me and would not leave until it was time for her to dance.

When Alejandra left, I couldn't get Hennessee's attention, but Rachel did catch me in the tractor beam of her smile. We got acquainted. She quoted $150 for a ST in the backrooms, which I did not check out, and $230 for 2 hours in my hotel. Too much, I insisted, I get superfine bionic Colombians in PTY in Golden Times for just $84 in house. AND...it was my birthday. She came down to $180 for 2 hours. When did the clock start? When she signed out. She had 2 hours and 10 minutes to get signed back in. I figured I had time for two pops, she was easily PTY-GT quality, and it was almost GT pricing.

We got back to the intercon via cab pretty quickly as it was just a klick up the hill. No chica fee, the front desk just kept her cedula. In the room, she was very giggly, shy, and nervous. I ran a bubble bath and she asked for a few minutes to shave down there. She was expecting me to pounce once we got in the room and wasn't so used to a gentleman monger. We took a nice bath, which would cost me later, but which got her to relax.

She started with a short CBJ, which I insisted on her extending and then she went to cowgirl. Nice, but then I wanted to finish with spoons. We relaxed a bit, but then with 50 minutes remaining, she insisted on getting dressed so she could beat the deadline and avoid the multa. I felt ripped off - we had negotiated "dos polvos" - but she was worried about getting docked for not getting back in time. She left with 20 minutes left on the dealine. I gave her cabfare to go to work and return, as she promised she would return after she got off work, but you just KNOW that didn't happen. Should not have wasted those 15 minutes in the bath. Should have insisted on a shower and scheduled the bath between the two sessions.

It was a good session, but expensive. The next evening, I decided to even it out by visiting Fenix. I had gone to the metroplaza to make phone calls, but the one cybercafe was out of commission. (There used to be two). I was directed to one outside and across the street. In for a penny, in for a pound, and when I finished by calls, I kept walking to Fenix.

Was disappointed in the past by the staff, but this time, the place was well layed out, better lit, and I caught the overlap between the evening and afternoon shifts. Watching porn on 5 big screen must have inspired me, so I chatted up Monica, a plausible strawberry blonde dye job with golden skin. Her red teddy, blonde hair, and golden skin made a nice combination. Turns out she does tours in Panama working Gruta Azul. Not exactly Habano's quality, but pretty close. I also spotted Valeria, a taller and even more voluptuous evening shift gal who reminded me of Ava Gardner, who gossiped with her friends before transforming to work clothes and make up.

How much? C400. Hmmm....that's just $10 for 30 minutes. There was no cover. I decided to take both for half an hour. Hell, that was 1/10 of what I paid the night before. The economics of the proposal was appealling. $190 and $5 cabfare for a single 9, versus $20 for two 7's or 8's?

Room was very rustic, but there was a shower, and there were huge mirrors on the walls and ceiling. Nice big bed. Three towels. I showered quickly. Valeria liked the butt. She gave it an approving spank. I clenched and invited her to punch it...again, but harder...no harder next time while I imagined Mr. T ripping off Eddie Murphy's dick by squinching his butt cheeks, ala "Delirious". I didn't talk up Valeria before we pulled her into the room, but she was really getting into it. Long story short, Monica gave me a CBJ, then they switched so Valeria could give me a CBJ, then I decided I needed to pound Monica while I made her big breasts shake like a Jello mold. Monica fed me her breasts and licked my ears while I watched the two of them in the ceiling mirror. I felt the orgasm express coming, so decided this is so much fun, I'll fnish before the 30 minutes were up. Didn't want to switch partners and switch condoms and bring the train to a stop. We finished 5 minutes before the knock on the door came. No request for tips, and I fended off a request for drinks. As Eddie Murhpy said, "What a bargain! What a bargain for me."

So, two nites, two pops, three chicas and it all averaged out to $70 per chica.

What should I do tonight? It is my last in MGA for a while....

Last night in MGA. Decided to check out Cuetos and Good Times. Just a short ride from Metroplaza (?) Multiplaza(?) at the bottom of the hotel hill on Calle Masaya.

Good Times was up and running. Paid, got in, and checked the place out. There is a two tier system. "Ficha" girls and "feature" girls. In other words, the "buy me drinkie" girls and the dancers. Dancers cost more for TLN, $200 vs $100 but both can be had for a short time in house. The rooms are rustic, but a little better than Fenix. Showers and a couple of big mirrors.

Spent an hour bouncing back and forth between Good Times and Cueto. Cuetos needed to get their act together. GT was up and running, Cueto's girls were running late and trickling in one a time to report to work. Cueto need to remove their pole and dance stage and put their girls to sweat on treadmills, which would be much more entertaining that interacting with this fat camp masquerading as a titty bar. Either I have been getting too much pussy lately or the Cueto girls could survive a month on a desert island without fear of starving. And, oh yeah, for the first hour after opening, the wait staff outnumbers the girls almost 3-to-1 and they want you start buying drinks.

At GT, some of the dancers were quite talented at dancing and very easy on the eyes. Even the ficha girls were not bad to look at. Not PTY Habanos or Bodeguita or Miami Club quality, but getting there. Melissa was fun to watch on the pole - she was what passes for an MGA 8 quality spinner. But I could not get her attention after she finished her set.

No big deal. I went with a very tall, buxom "blonde" with golden skin. On the stage, her lightened hair, white outfit, and skin just a couple shades lighter than her hair made for a nice combo. Her dance moves were pretty good, too. We went and great session. CBJ, but other wise she was very passionate and came in doggie. The mirrors were great, and watching her medium sized boobs bounce in spoons was memorable. If only I could remember her name. Priscilla? Monica? No matter. She is easy to pick out when you see her dance. Cost, 350 Cordobas and a she did get me to give her another 100 for a beer before we went to the room. If I had just given her a 50 Cordoba pre-propina, it would have been better. Divide 400 by 20 and you get $20. "What a bargain for me..." She liked my moves, complemented my skills. Seems the local clients are not nice, are really rough and have no idea what turns a woman on.

Did not even remember to see the club on the other side of GT. What is it called? El Salvodoreano? Did I miss much? Or is it another Cueto?

Went to Fenix on the way home. It was a busy Friday night. I would regret it the next day when I got to KF in ELS, but I got in another pop. There was a cute brunette with a face like Envy Mi the porn star who is either cast as a Latina or an Asian, depending on whether the DVD is titled a variation on either "Latina Sluts" or "Asian Sluts", and I just needed to have that face bounce up and down my knob even though she was carrying a subcompact car-sized spare tire. C200 for 30 minutes and she really needed those two orgasms I gave her. Rooms are run down but do have showers (albeit made of pieces of PVC pipe). Fenix gets the job down if you are willing to lower your standards. It is conveniently located and if you can't find someone you want to do, come back on a different shift.

Does anyone have any information about the Euro Hotel. I belive it is right next to Plaza Enter Mall.

I have seen it....nice clean, looking place with a pool....but I need to know about the rates there.
They have a website in Spanish...but nothing for rates or reservations - that I can see.
If you know about this hotel, or have stayed there - any info would help.

Steve

Been thru Managua several times. Still looking for that one place that does have steam room, clean towels and choice of massage girls that, more or less, know what they are doing. Happy endings optional. Someone direct me.

Nica Bound

Last time I was in Managua I found a brand new - yet to be opened Spa which was just a few doors down from Pharaoh's Casino .

Matter of fact I met a young local Nico who was working there as the assistant to the owner. He had been born and raised in Nicaragua, but had lived and been schooled in the USA. He spoke perfect English.

They were working on having the Spa opened in a couple of weeks....and that was about a year ago.
According to him - at the time - the Spa and Massage Spot was going to be legit....and the plan was not to have any sexo at the place....merely a place to get an oriental type massage and spa treatments.

So I have not actually been to the place since it opened, and they may have changed the theme of the place by now and are into onsite P-4-P gals by now...or perhaps it is still a regular non-sexual spa.

Whatever the case....the spa looked like it was going to be very nice and new and looked like a good place to go - when the work was finished.

It is located about 1 1/2 blocks South (Sur) from Pharaoh Casino on the same side of the street. It was going to be named -' Japanese Spa ' or something similar.

Hope you can find it, and that it will "work" for you.

I will be in Managua on Wed. evening 9/23/09 and will go by there, check it out, and then will post an update to this information with it's name, services, and exact location.

Steve

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Let's see, 1 1/2 blocks south of Pharoah's would put it directly on top of the TGIF. Would give a whole new meaning to the Friday Happy Hour !

Steve, check it out and let us know. Thanks.

Nica Bound -

Hopefully I will be into Managua this Thur. 9/24/09

(I have a standby plane ticket ( buddy pass from my brother - a retired Delta Capitan )and am having to wait to get down there. Delta flights only run to Managua from Atlanta - 4 days a week)

I will go by the spa when I arrive, will check it out, and report back with the address and other particulars.

That Oriental Spa is near the Hundyai dealership on the Masaya Highway, towards the lake from the Pharaohs casino, the opposite direction of Fridays. I have been in it, and nothing was working quite right so I left. No women were allowed in the spa areas, or so I was told, and the massage areas are basically open.

The only two steam rooms I know about in Managua are in the Terraza Club, very private, and the hotel Camino Real by the airport. Massage is available at the CR, but I doubt any happy endings or anything of the like there and you have to be registered guest.

this shit was as funny as the dave chapppelle show, i can't wait to share it with my boyz!


[quote=meat loaf][b]isg senior member[/b] and i have known one another for some time. [b]isg senior member[/b] is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. [b]isg senior member[/b] enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for [b]isg senior member[/b] to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!

i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for [b]isg senior member[/b] i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, [b]isg senior member[/b] can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."

"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.

[b]safe & close to home[/b]

meeting [b]isg senior member[/b] in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good [b]isg senior member[/b] he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.

for days [b]isg senior member[/b] attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)

(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)

leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the [b]isg senior member[/b] to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)

boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. [b]isg senior member[/b] was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future [b]international sex guide[/b] posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from [b]isg senior member.[/b]

por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.

pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.

having survived the bathroom's pool of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], i returned to our table. [b]isg senior member[/b] asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.

at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."

with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, [b]isg senior member[/b] slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.

in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.

the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed this location.

as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.

[b]gulley side:[/b][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf8l9icxbu&feature=related[/url]

driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. [b]isg senior member[/b] is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)

not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)

transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!

¡god bless america!

departing the car, [b]isg senior member[/b] double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)

overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, [b]isg senior member[/b] entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.

these hoes attempted to separate [b]isg senior member[/b] from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of [b]isg senior member[/b] were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. [b]isg senior member,[/b] gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!

i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!

"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of [b]isg senior member.[/b]

watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url]. running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url], she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)

i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of [b]isg senior member.[/b]

getting "charged-up" from the attention received, [b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.

the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)

as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with [b]isg senior member[/b] and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.

to "double-check" his money, [b]isg senior member,[/b] went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed [b]isg senior member[/b] into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting [b]isg senior member[/b] with his bodily functions.

knowing that [b]isg senior member[/b] wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.

(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)

while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b] so he could [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]! [b]isg senior member[/b] placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.

in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, meat loaf.

[b]isg senior member[/b] returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.

[b]isg senior member[/b] was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!

i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.

to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." [b]isg senior member[/b] was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.

as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!

[b]isg senior member[/b] began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!

meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was [b]isg senior member[/b]!

meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b]!

meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! [url]http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm[/url]

with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, [b]isg senior member[/b] had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of [b]isg senior member[/b] were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.

pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of [b]isg senior member[/b]. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of [b]isg senior member's[/b] left-foot!

butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of [b]isg senior member.[/b] it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."

when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....

[b]isg senior member[/b] went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
[b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.

two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking [b]isg senior member's[/b] d*ck for lessons and instruction.

[b]the spinner[/b] had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by [b]isg senior member[/b] saying, "oooh!"

[b]big chops[/b] attempted to fight with [b]the spinner[/b] for turn at sucking d*ck.

in my opinion, [b]the spinner[/b] had better delivery in sucking d*ck than [b]big chops[/b].

after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) [b]isg senior member[/b] and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with [b]the spinner[/b] i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the [b]the spinner[/b] as to offer employment. [b]the spinner[/b] is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?

[b]the spinner[b] offered [b]isg senior member[/b] a 1-on-1, but [b]isg senior member[/b] was drained of leche! i offered to pay for [b]isg senior member[/b], but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.

[b]the spinner[/b] and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.

with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.

departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!

[b]isg senior member[/b] shared conversation with [b]big chops[/b] who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. [b]isg senior member[/b] obtained the contact information.

the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.

[b]isg senior member[/b] got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) [b]isg senior member[/b] spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!

[b]gringo-friendly confines[/b]

upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. [b]isg senior member[/b] saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.

i shared conversation with the staple, while [b]isg senior member[/b] was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.

1-hour later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.

40-minutes later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.

entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.

this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for [b]isg senior member[/b] who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed [b]isg senior member[/b] to experience the "gulley side."

[b]advisory:[/b] it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."

* this was a long report. *[/quote]

Returning to the streets of Managua, I witnessed political graffiti on every single block! No Joke.

It's as if someone bought thousands of metric tons worth of black spray paint; disbursed the spray paint cans to any and everyone; and they began practicing their penmanship.

Those not accustom to the Nicaraguan and / or Managua train of thought will certainly find the "fresh" graffiti not appealing and intimidating.

Last week I returned to "el capital" (ie. Managua).

Desirous of some Black meat, I went to the Black brothel. Horrible it was. Not one fat, sloppy, ugly Costena was present. After a beer, we departed.

At location #2, we entered. The putas (ie. hookers) were emotionless as I entered. The guys were emotionless as I entered. Why? 'Cause they know I work those hoes for a full 60-minutes. Why? 'Cause those chavalos palmados (ie. broke a*s guys) were no longer special.

Grabbing some plastic chairs we sat and I ordered Flor de Cana rum con rojita (ie. rum and red soda- Meat Loaf special).

Calling over my "next baby momma'," she arrived. As we conversed I squeezed her muffin. As my dedos (ie. fingers) gripped her clit, I began to feel the wetness. As with all fish, I smell my freshness.

We entered the room for 3,600 minutes. She sucked the loaf and washed my d*ck with her tongue as if it were a 200-thread count washcloth. I beat the p*ssy! I gave her two (2) polvos (ie. nutts.)

I left the room naked with d*ck danglin' to the floor! The cashier opened-up her mouth in shock and lust. I returned as to not incite a riot.

Back at the table my flunky had consumed the entire bottle of rum. He's palmado. (He attempts to fleece Meat Loaf for a living. He got his a*s beat "gangster style" for stealing US $12 from me and telling me "woe is me stories" spanning 4-weeks. He, Nicaraguan, took kindness for weakness.)

As we consumed a second-bottle of rum, on my tab, I conversed with some other hookers. "Chubby Checker" looked good and we entered the room for 3,600 minutes. "Chubby Checker" takes "clase turca" (ie. good, nice d*ck) seriously. She performed more acrobatics than Romanian gymnasts. I gave her dos polvos (ie. two nutts.)

A third chavala (ie. girl) was in lust for her polvos, but had to attend to her ninos. Another "clucker" from months past wanted to admire the f*ck skills of Meat Loaf, but fled the scene with aforementioned chavala.

4 nutts, 2 girls: What you hittin'?

Slim Thug: "Turn Me On" [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2akUeGm_ypk&feature=related[/URL]

Back in Managua, I found myself.

Sipping "Meat Loaf Special" I conversed with a carnal (ie. brother.) Scoping which sl*t was to earn my nutts was my activity.

Stumbling upon my old-employee, I grabbed her. We said pleasantries. I instructed her to enter the bedroom as she attempted to decline. I picked her up and carried her to the bedroom. She derobed. I derobed.

Entering the p*ssy I remembered our months of everyday sex. We conversed as I gave her the "deep stroke." Ouch, oooh, ahhh were her comments.

Flipping her to doggy-style I noticed her third eye winking at me: With saliva I lubricated her anus. She stated, "me duele" (ie. it hurts.) Why does it hurt was my response / question. Has she been providing "tres platos" (ie. oral, vaginal, anal sex) to others? Nonetheless, she offered it for the next polvera (ie. f*ck session.)

I gave her dos polvos.

Back at the tables talking sh*t to la gente (ie. other customers), I sat. I witnessed an old f*ck piece from months prior. We entered the room upon sight.

I attempted to f*ck her properly, but my Meat Loaf was drained from 11 nutts being spent within 36-hours.

[B]She said, "Meat Loaf f*ck me!"[/B] I'm trying: I don't quit was my response. Te encanta esta turca (ie. you really like this d*ck) was my question? Si, es grueso, largo y rico (ie. yes, it's thick, wide, and good) was her answer. Si, es la verdad (ie. that's true) was my response.

I flipped her doggy style and witnessed her third eye which she enjoys. D*ckless, like most of you ISG lurkers, was Meat Loaf.

We exchange new contact information and scheduled her visit to the mansion.

Who are you f*cking? R-Kelly & T-Pain: "I'm a Flirt: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2f3cuUXXRs&feature=related[/URL]