Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Evil Penivel; 1274854]That's totally untrue, a figment of your imagination. I am neither a professional blogger nor have I never owned any bar or other business anywhere in Thailand. I don't have any financial interests or income-producing activities at all in Thailand. I've never tried to drum up business for any bar. I'm doubtful that is even possible via the ISG and other boards.

Just out of curiosity, and to test your credibility, what bar what do you think I own?

Evil[/QUOTE]Your affiliated with a struggling walking street bar, you have posted over 2000 posts on another forum owned by the said bar, almost all your reports try and promote the said bar or others in its buddy network in Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp; 1274170]Thank you for reporting, good to know to avoid Pattaya (or at least beach road) during those times. One of the best ways to kill a good nightlife area is to thoroughly smother it with a busy market. Just look at Patpong. Few months ago Beach Road was virtually shut down for 3 days because of the stupid stalls.

I wonder if there is a calendar of these events anywhere online?[/QUOTE]During low season on Beach Road late night, are there just as many FL's hanging out there or less?

[QUOTE=Western787;1274952]During low season on Beach Road late night, are there just as many FL's hanging out there or less?[/QUOTE]The Thai Bureau of Census Studies has determined that there are 78% FLs in low season compared with high season. However when I counted I thought it was 81%.

[QUOTE=Mouse1;1275493]The Thai Bureau of Census Studies has determined that there are 78% FLs in low season compared with high season. However when I counted I thought it was 81%.[/QUOTE]Mouse,

The reason for this common discrepancy may well be that you included the area between Soi 7. 1/2. And 7. 3/4.

Generally the Bureau does NOT include this little known and underrated area (during the Summer months.)

However, I believe your figure to be a rather more accurate depiction of the Coconut Bar Cutie Ratio!

ENJOY,

Hotman.

[QUOTE=LuvnLatinas; 1274597][B]Rina. Friend of a friend[/B]

Met up with a girl named Rina (not sure of the spelling) through a friend. Cute, long dark haired spinner type. She loved to laugh and appeared to be having a good time just hanging out. It wasn't long before were chatting up a storm. Good english but swears like the proverbial sailor! Had me almost falling out of my chair I was laughing so hard! She sealed the deal in my mind when she leaned in and gave me a quick, light kiss. Man I have not felt lips that soft in quite some time and I knew I had to find out if they felt that good on other parts of my body! I can assure you they most certainly did &61514; ! She definitely knew what she was doing and how to please. I would definitely do a repeat performance with her.[/QUOTE][B]Som – Love Teen Massage[/B].

[url]http://www.love-teen.net/home.php[/url]

Took a walk down Soi 6 and the place seemed lifeless. Didn't feel the luv at all. No 'handsome man', nothing. I wondered if I lost my sex appeal. Hahaha. Maybe too early as it was only around 1:30. 2pm.

Wandered around and ended up at Teen Dream Massage. Entered the place and after talking to the mamasan I decided on the Thai Massage and Ball Massage. 1.5 hours for $500 baht. The mamasan then called the girls in and I saw this cute thing with a big smile on her face. I turned to the mamasan and told her the girl was the one for me. We headed upstairs to the room and she told me her name was Som. She does look like her pic on the website but she has dyed her hair a dark blonde / light brown. I can't tell from the pic if her body matches as the pic doesn't link to a larger one. She does have a very nice body though, slim, a little bit of a flared a$$, and nice little titties.

The room was nice and clean, not large but had a shower, bed, ac, and music system.

A quick shower to wash off the sweat after walking around and I was on the bed for the massage. The massage left a lot to be desired but it wasn't like that was my reason for being there. It was more of a 'kneading' type of massage rather than a 'rub-down' type. The after massage was great however. Som enjoys her work and it was only a few licks later that she was pulling my face into her puss and grinding away. If you like a girl with a set of pussy lips she is the girl for you. Nice, prominent, but not hanging 6 inches either. Her BBBJ was good, not mechanical at all, and she kept going until I stopped her. A quatro, missionary, side by side, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, were all tried and successfully accomplished. No anal but otherwise a deeeelighful time with Som and I left with a smile on my face.

500 for room and massage. 1500 for 'special', and I gave her 100 tip for the great service.

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[QUOTE=LuvnLatinas; 1276069][B]Som – Love Teen Massage[/B].

[url]http://www.love-teen.net/home.php[/url]

Took a walk down Soi 6 and the place seemed lifeless. Didn't feel the luv at all. No 'handsome man', nothing. I wondered if I lost my sex appeal. Hahaha. Maybe too early as it was only around 1:30. 2pm.

Wandered around and ended up at Teen Dream Massage. Entered the place and after talking to the mamasan I decided on the Thai Massage and Ball Massage. 1.5 hours for $500 baht. The mamasan then called the girls in and I saw this cute thing with a big smile on her face. I turned to the mamasan and told her the girl was the one for me. We headed upstairs to the room and she told me her name was Som. She does look like her pic on the website but she has dyed her hair a dark blonde / light brown. I can't tell from the pic if her body matches as the pic doesn't link to a larger one. She does have a very nice body though, slim, a little bit of a flared a$$, and nice little titties.

The room was nice and clean, not large but had a shower, bed, ac, and music system.

A quick shower to wash off the sweat after walking around and I was on the bed for the massage. The massage left a lot to be desired but it wasn't like that was my reason for being there. It was more of a 'kneading' type of massage rather than a 'rub-down' type. The after massage was great however. Som enjoys her work and it was only a few licks later that she was pulling my face into her puss and grinding away. If you like a girl with a set of pussy lips she is the girl for you. Nice, prominent, but not hanging 6 inches either. Her BBBJ was good, not mechanical at all, and she kept going until I stopped her. A quatro, missionary, side by side, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, were all tried and successfully accomplished. No anal but otherwise a deeeelighful time with Som and I left with a smile on my face.

500 for room and massage. 1500 for 'special', and I gave her 100 tip for the great service.[/QUOTE]Laos – Sabai Dee MP.

Decided it was a Sabai MP day (Thursday). It has been awhile since I tried Sabai Dee MP so that was my destination. A short baht bus ride and I was there. It seems my sex appeal is back! Lots of girlies waving and smiling from the fishbowl. LOL.

Checking out the fishbowl I saw a sexy looking, short haired girl, which shocked me as I usually prefer longer hair on a girl. I did peruse the other girls but kept coming back to the girl with short hair. I asked the papasan about BBBJ and he said 'all girls do' but after reading some other reports I made sure to ask the girl as well. I told the papasan that I wanted the short haired girl, #163. While he went to get the mic and tell her, she looked back at me, pointed to herself and mouthed 'me? ' I nodded and she started to exit the fishbowl as the papasan did his thing on the mic. He then took me to the cashier to pay for the session. 1800 baht plus drinks. The girl came up and immediately grabbed my hand, told me her name was Laos, and asked for mine. I told her and asked her about BBBJ and was told 'for me no problem'.

Laos looked good in and out of her clothes. Short, dark, curly hair, little titties, slim waist, with a very nice ass that jutted out from her waist. A Thai bunda Away we went upstairs to the room which was clean, decent sized bed, bath area etc. Everything you would expect in a soapy MP. Laos started things in the bath area and then came over and undressed me. The usual soapy experience was had and we moved to the bed afterwards. Not a great kisser but a good cocksucker she was! Much more important! Enthusiastic, tongue everywhere, very enjoyable. Slapped on a condom and had her climb aboard, then ran through the paces. She preferred me being on top and she started biting my chest and shoulders adding to the sensations my mind was already trying to process. I was feeling no pain afterwards and was weak-kneed as she lead me back to the tub and cleaned me up.

1800 for the massage and girl. 100 tip = a good time for me!

As I was leaving I saw another fishbowl area and went to have a look. The papasan there said the girls were 'VIP Superstars' and prices were 2000 or 2200 depending on color of disk with her number. I asked what the difference was he said they were better looking / better bodies than other girls. I checked out the girl and they were in normal, sexy, clothes they would wear for a night on the town. There were a number of very good looking girls I would like to try so I will be going back.

[QUOTE=Sangkid;1276293]100 tip. You big spender you.[/QUOTE]We're not going to start competing on size of tip now, are we? I don't think a tip is necessary in these places, so 100Bht is a nice gesture and is fine in my books.

[QUOTE=Sangkid;1276293]100 tip. You big spender you. Not a bad report. Are you getting them edited before going live these days?[/QUOTE]Just how many reports have you had deleted by the Administrator for being argumentative? And the few remaining are pretty worthless. I'm sorry I bothered to respond to your last post.

[QUOTE=LuvnLatinas; 1276069][url]http://www.love-teen.net/home.php[/url]

We headed upstairs to the room and she told me her name was Som. She does look like her pic on the website but she has dyed her hair a dark blonde / light brown. I see[/QUOTE]I did not find any SOM on the link of girls on the site!

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora;1276524]I did not find any SOM on the link of girls on the site![/QUOTE]Sorry about that. It should have been Dream Teen Massage in Pattaya not Love Teen in Bangkok. No idea why I mixed them up. I won't be in BKK until next week.

[url]http://www.dream-teen-pattaya.com/ladies.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora;1276524]I did not find any SOM on the link of girls on the site![/QUOTE]That is because I assume LL gave the wrong link to a parlor in BKK called Love Teen. Google Teen Dream Massage Pattaya and you will find the place LL reported on. (Good report LL, except for the misdirection.)

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[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Just throwing a couple of thoughts out there. After 20 years in Pattaya I'm entitled to a few thoughts about how it really is now and how it was.

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[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo;1276635]That is because I assume LL gave the wrong link to a parlor in BKK called Love Teen. Google Teen Dream Massage Pattaya and you will find the place LL reported on. (Good report LL, except for the misdirection.)[/QUOTE]Yes you are right. I went through the other site and found the said girl.

Thanks.