The lady doth protest too much, methinks
We used to have another member who used to constantly boast and drone on about how young and hansum' he was and how he never paid for sex and only went with regular dates. I used to wonder why the hell he bothered to join a (mostly) paid sex forum and why he was so insecure that he felt the urge to constantly bore us all with all the pointless, self-affirming braggadocio? We got the message first time, young Lothario, or in the immortal words of Right Said Fred:
And I'm too sexy for your party.
Too sexy for your party.
No way I'm disco dancing