Managua

un - f'ing - believable !!!!!

It looks like there was police arrest at Good Times:

[url]http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/60012[/url]

Any idea of why this happened?

[QUOTE=Iddfs]It looks like there was police arrest at Good Times:

[url]http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/60012[/url]

Any idea of why this happened?[/QUOTE]

Iddfs,

Good job reading the newspaper.

proxenetas / chivo / chulo = PIMPING.

Just like the USA and other G8, prostitution is ILLEGAL!

When you flaunt billboards around town stating, "The best girls at the cheapest price" you are GUARANTEED to attract the negative attention of everybody! When you place advertisements in newspapers, flyers, etcetera with that slogan you are guaranteed to attract negative attention.

Nicaragua has gone broke at the administrative level, and very business is getting hit in every town within the country for fines, bribes, multas, etcetera.

The customers and girls all go to jail to pay the fine and serve jail time. Come visit mongers, and bring your wallet for the fine.

Obviously, you cannot advertise in a blatant manner. Nicaragua is a country that advertises by word-of-mouth which is why unless you live here, you cannot win here!

The round-up is not over: Unless the owners know the customers you cannot enter the establishments!

Just like G8, the assets of the establishment will be auctioned off for government coffers.

Everyone is getting hit, especially tourists! Why? You have money GUARANTEED!

Mongers come to Nicaragua and you're placing your G8 life at jeopardy and your physical being at risk. Will you turn to prostitution within the jail for economic SURVIVAL?

[QUOTE=Iddfs]It looks like there was police arrest at Good Times:

[url]http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/60012[/url]

Any idea of why this happened?[/QUOTE]Well, to quote the article...

"...en ese lugar se están realizando actos sexuales remunerados..."

I know it's hard to believe that such things would really be happening there...I'm certainly SHOCKED to hear it!!

while indulging in adult beverages with a fellow-gringo at my granada mansion, i placed a chica nica on hold. the female and i had made plans for her visit this weekend with her two (2) ninos, but necessities required that i make the trek to the "non-gringo friendly confines"- managua. it's no secret that i dislike / am being tortured in granada, so i jumped on the opportunity to regress into urban latin america.

i telephoned the chica nica of three (3) years acquaintanceship and informed her of need to "come back home." we scheduled her to arrive at the granada mansion later in the evening.

fellow-gringo (ie. your peer) and i made the journey to managua. we went to make a purchase near the mercado oriental, but could not enter for safety concerns. with nicaragua being broke and crime escalating in managua it was in his best interest not to venture into mercado oriental. ("grand pollo" would go escorted by off-duty policeman when visiting mercado oriental.)

while making my purchase i created conversation with a chica nica who claimed she was the manager at said retail outlet. she stated her education in process was finance with aspirations of a master's degree. of course, i attempted to find common-ground based upon education, occupation, and musical entertainment. i asked for her contact information as to maintain contact and she attempted to give me her work number. she claimed that her cellphone was stolen from her at gun point. with my cellphone in hand, i told her that i didn't want any of her contact information if she were to give me a work number. she was amazed at my strength and how i "dissed" her. (latinas that attend the university, have aspirations, and maintain employment sometimes think that they are "above the crowd" so it's imperative that you slap them back to reality. in a few weeks i'll visit her and she'll act right at such time.)

your gringo peer and i attempted to board the inner-city bus to our social destination, but safety concerns thwarted that idea. instead, we jumped into a taxi.

at social location #1 we entered. admiration and praise was extended to i, meat loaf. we indulged in the "meat loaf special" and held light conversation. an amigo of three (3) years entered the establishment and further conversation was held. this senor nica inquired about granada having money, and i diffused that misconception! granada does not have any money: the average foreigner / tourist / gringo in granada is broke with far too many touting prior success in corporate america / corporate europe.

evidenced that granada is 100% illusion was fellow-gringo who i was financially sponsoring due to his lack of funds.

senor nica and i befriended some chicas nicas: one chica nica from la costa and the other was capitalina. senor nica received a manicure from the capitalina. fellow-gringo nursed his adult beverage, listened, and learned from the conversation(s) within earshot.

a chica nica friend of three (3) years expressed her interest in getting to know fellow-gringo. i invited her to sit down and converse with fellow-gringo. either it was the flor de cana, atmosphere of senor nica and meat loaf "macking" skills, or 100% confidence on his part but fellow-gringo "spit game" 100% in spanish to the chica nica. translation services of meat loaf were not offered nor provided. (i can't place the condom on his pecker so why should i translate.) chica nica interested in fellow-gringo was invited to visit the "gringo friendly confines," but will probably not arrive. although she's been present at many of meat loaf managua parties throughout the years, nobody wants to make that commute from managua to granada, including myself.

senor nica, fellow-gringo, and meat loaf departed location #1 and went to location #2. at the second establishment it was lleno (ie. jam-packed.) saw some "cluckers" from yesteryear and held limited conversation.

(fellow-gringo resides in the "gringo friendly confines" and therefore has 0% exposure to the "real nicaragua." the locations that the granada gringos claim as being "nica" are nowhere near the "real nicaragua." hence, fellow-gringo was getting a firsthand excursion of the "real nicaragua." communicae in 100% spanish; the lack of other gringos; the litter-strewn streets; uncontaminated chicas nicas; and chicos nicas of society was his environment(s.))

location #3 was a dive of frequent patronage. in search of a friend was our reason for the quest. within the compound was a "big haired" chavala with decent conversation and another white-skinned b*tch of no conversation. her skin was a beautiful milky white as if she were from scandinavia, but her lack of conversation dis-interested my lust for miscegenation.

location #4 was simply something to do.

back in granada, i was accosted by a chica nica who i befriended six (6) months prior. we shared conversation. i attempted to remember who she was / is and where i know her from. we made tentative plans to meet at 10 p.m. which i had no seriousness in upholding. upon reflection i remembered her as being a guest at my skinny-dipping party months prior and an applicant for co-habitation.

myself and fellow-gringo visited a gringo establishment where we attempted to befriend some "backpackers" in search of us $2 meals. had the "backpackers" possessed a personality they could have eaten a five (5) course meal at my mansion and upgraded from sleeping on the floor at the beared monkey for us $5 per night to an air conditioned bedroom with private bath, hot water, and king size bed. but they are / were too stupid as are all granada tourists.

i adjourned to the mansion to conduct telephone solicitations and entertain a guest.

(i guess this is what "stevewxly" wanted to experience (ie. tour guide) on his recent vacation, but it just didn't work out. he had way more fun in costa rica as you would too.)

[QUOTE=Hog Dog]Well, to quote the article...

"...en ese lugar se están realizando actos sexuales remunerados..."

I know it's hard to believe that such things would really be happening there...I'm certainly SHOCKED to hear it!![/QUOTE]
Are they kidding? Hell, all sex in Nicaragua can be classified as "actos sexuales remunerados." What's next? Arresting gringos pulling caballo for pussy?

not wanting to waste money "killing boredom" in granada, i, and retired gringo associate, headed to el capital. in granada, the granadinos will do and tell you every ill concerning managua as to not loose your economic power. a political legend of nicaragua who resides in managua attempted to dissuade my passion for managua, but i anit no "sucker a*s gringo" so he was met with "save the drama for your momma'."

my carnal and i arrived in managua and went to farmacia for some sidenifil. they didn't have none so we boarded the inner-city bus.

stopping at fenix at 0900 hours, we had an expensive beer for c$ 50. the ten (10) girls were putting on their masks.

we departed fenix and took another inner-city bus to the ghettoe where my name rings the block. we went to the farmacia and bought some sidenifil. i was all business and planned on "cruching three coochies." i bought 100mg and he bought 50mg. the vitamins were eaten.

we went to location #2. drinking meat loaf special we conversed about the energy of the ghettoe versus granada. after about 1-hour i took my ace into the room while my friend sat at the table. i crushed her coochie for 3,600 seconds. with the sidenifil i had an extre 2-inches in length and an extra 1.5 inches in girth. i pounded and pounded and pounded that p*ssy until she caught cramps and had to "tap out."

returning to the table, my associate told me of disgust and anger. why? i bought the guy a sidenifil, a bottle of rum, ten (10) twenty-year old prostitutes, and he had us $ 0 / c$ 0 in his pockets to spend. i invited to join me although he had no money.

so he was at the brothel with wood, drunk, and a slew of available and willing wh*res, but couldn't do anything due to his lack of money.

i didn't think about it until he told me, but that's cruel. it's cruel to take someone to the brothel, buy them viagra, get them drunk on rum, have p*ssy all around, and he has no money to rent a piece.

lots of laughs.

lucky lady #2 sat alongside a p.i.m.p. she was think and juicy. i marinaded the p*ssy with a foot massage, thigh rubs, and held her coochie like a hamburger. she didn't flinch and therefore i knew she was going to give me some good p*ssy.

we entered the room and "hit rock bottom!" i beat that p*ssy like a champ. she took a shower and i beat that p*ssy doggy style. for traction, i put on my gym shoes which allowed me to get on tippy-toes and pound that p*ssy with confidence. i had her "tapping out" after 3, 600 seconds. we exchanged contact information.

a few girls wanted to see the d*ck they've heard so much about. i dropped draw and showed what they've dreamed about since puberty, a real d*ck. something they can wrap their hands around; something they can tickle their tonsils; something they can play show-and-tell with; something they can massage / quench their sexual lusts.

we departed the location and went across town to a real ghettoe. some friends from years past were present. i said what's up. a few middle-aged hookers were attempting to fleece the retired-gringo, but i squashed that nonsense. a thick clucker approached me and i took her to the room. she showed me the power of her mouth by sucking the meat from a buffalo wing.

in the room the b*tch was giving a performance of moans, groans, and verbal accolades. my meat went down and i departed the room. i don't need some b*tch talking: i want to hear the b*tch breathing from having meat loaf up into her chest cavity.

we depart and go to another ghettoe location.

retired-gringo confirmed that if he were to socialize in managua he is confident that he'd be a victim to crime. he confirmed with words that my guidance is vital in exploring / living / survivng managua. and he's 100% correct.

luck lady #4 was a young "tenderoni" from last year. i took her virginity and wanted to see what she has learned since then. she had more blood on the sheets from mat loaf splitting her sphincter. she's popping that p*ssy, but still can't take meat loaf. she inquired about moving into my mansion with me.

retired-gringo bust two loads in a skinny b*tch with strong p*ssy. pure p*ssy she possess. bone-to-bone is what you get from her snatch, but without conversation she's a waste of meat loaf nutt.

gringo, your peer, wanted some more p*ssy, but his expense account was tapped.

just another day in the sexual life of meat loaf: 4 p*ssies, 3 nutts, and a lot of happy ladies. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq7nlevuwcs&feature=related[/url]

who are you fuckin'?

Political rallies are scheduled for this Saturday and many are advising Gringos to stay away from Managua. The spray paint sales have skyrocketed! The sales of fireworks (ie. ghettoe granades) have increased.

The campaign for President Daniel Ortega's third-presidential term, second democratically elected, in 2011 is underway. Remember that his first-term was taken by cuete during the 1970s.

Embassy travel advisories will most certainly increase during 2010.

Democracy is a beautiful thing especially when the leaders / marketers of democracy don't like the results / outcome.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Political rallies are scheduled for this Saturday and many are advising Gringos to stay away from Managua. The spray paint sales have skyrocketed! The sales of fireworks (ie. ghettoe granades) have increased.

The campaign for President Daniel Ortega's third-presidential term, second democratically elected, in 2011 is underway. Remember that his first-term was taken by cuete during the 1970s.

Embassy travel advisories will most certainly increase during 2010.

Democracy is a beautiful thing especially when the leaders / marketers of democracy don't like the results / outcome.[/QUOTE]
It was crunk as a skunk in Managua!

Highways were jam-packed. People could not enter or exit the "un-friendly Gringo confines."

Gringos fled the city as to prevent an "ass whooping." They fled to Granada.

Great street party.

Ghettoe Granades.

I should have listened to Meatloaf.

Not more than 6 hours in Managua and I discovered Meatloaf was right. I am the "Carne Blanco". Robbed at pistol point by 3 punks looking for a cell phone.

Xdred told me "Never let your guard down." Too late...........

On the bright side, I am discovering the brotherhood of mongering. Dr.Drewman is very kindly helping me out. No disrespect to Meatloaf, but he is "The Man". Helping out a man when he`s down.

I am lucky they didn´t put a cap in me.

I checked out the scene a little bit in Managua, but ended up two evenings in El Fenix. An option would be a bar called Morena (because you can find Morenas there). There were only 3 girls there, two of them doable, one very beautiful. But the service for 400 Cordoba for 30 min does not include a BBBJ, so I declined and went on.
El Fenix is an ok bar to drink a beer. Not much selection on the drinks. 12-15 Chicas were there at about 8pm, some still arriving. Some were in the range of 2-5 and I wonder if they get any customers at all. I approached some girls and asked for service. Some do not provide BBBJ, some could be convinced when they noticed that it is a must for me.
Service is 200 Cordoba per 30 min, but the two girls (on two sessions) I had from there were not clock watchers. The rooms are very basic, but with shower. I took a shower with both girls in order to have a clean pussy for DATY. The service was quite good with both girls and included BBBJ, DFK, DATY and all positions I wanted. Not too bad for about 11 USD.

[QUOTE=Sumart]I checked out the scene a little bit in Managua, but ended up two evenings in El Fenix. An option would be a bar called Morena (because you can find Morenas there). There were only 3 girls there, two of them doable, one very beautiful. But the service for 400 Cordoba for 30 min does not include a BBBJ, so I declined and went on.
El Fenix is an ok bar to drink a beer. Not much selection on the drinks. 12-15 Chicas were there at about 8pm, some still arriving. Some were in the range of 2-5 and I wonder if they get any customers at all. I approached some girls and asked for service. Some do not provide BBBJ, some could be convinced when they noticed that it is a must for me.
Service is 200 Cordoba per 30 min, but the two girls (on two sessions) I had from there were not clock watchers. The rooms are very basic, but with shower. I took a shower with both girls in order to have a clean pussy for DATY. The service was quite good with both girls and included BBBJ, DFK, DATY and all positions I wanted. Not too bad for about 11 USD.[/QUOTE]

One would think that if you doubled the going price of $11, and offered them an $11 tip which they could completely pocket themselves ... that you could easily get a BBBJ included in the deal for a total price of only $22! Nicaraguans are not known for their common sense.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame!" [/B] Congratulations.

Although it is not evidenced that "Chocha Monger" has every stepped foot onto the soil of Nicaragua, he is nonetheless inducted. Why?

"Chocha Monger" knows Latin America! "Chocha Monger" knows how the populace and how "Chicas Nicas" manipulate Gringos. "Chocha Monger" knows how the males think and behave. "Chocha Monger" knows too much about Nicaragua and Latin America.

"Chocha Monger" knows how not to pull caballo which in itself is priceless. While other Gringos loose their faculties, "Chocha Monger" watches their demise.

"Chocha Monger" has guided ignorant Gringos for years via International Sex Forumn. These Gringos have been domesticated caballos as well as USA exported caballos.

"Chocha Monger's" list of accomplishments is legendary and his posting history is superb. While other ISG posters write dribble, "Chocha Monger" writes information that is actually useful.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" and joins the ranks of "DrDewman," and "Grand Pollo."[/B]

Congratulations "Chocha Monger" for your induction and keep up the stellar postings on ISG.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."[/B]

[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]I should have listened to Meatloaf.

Not more than 6 hours in Managua and I discovered Meatloaf was right. I am the "Carne Blanco". Robbed at pistol point by 3 punks looking for a cell phone.

Xdred told me "Never let your guard down." Too late...........

On the bright side, I am discovering the brotherhood of mongering. Dr.Drewman is very kindly helping me out. No disrespect to Meatloaf, but he is "The Man". Helping out a man when he`s down.

I am lucky they didn´t put a cap in me.[/QUOTE]
That's a shame that you got robbed at gunpoint by some Chicos Nicas. Did it happen on Carretera Norte as you were leaving the airport?

"XDred" knows the threat and violence of Nicaragua and especially Managua considering he almost became "food" for some hungry Chicos Nicas. I was there to witness "XDred" fight them off. I must admit, "XDred" did not get scared away from Managua after his assault, and moved deeper into the ghetto / barrio to chase more hoes.

Grand Pollo has commented on the need to carry / employ "off-duty" police officers, armed, when going to shop in the Oriental Market.

Nicaragua does have a lot of beauty too, but when someone kicks you a*s do not expect any assistance nor the police to care. 100% self-reliance.

It happened on a rotunda. I forget the name of it, but it's the one with the big statue of christ like the one in Sao Paolo (Rotundo Santo Domingo?). It's right north of Hotel Cristo Rey. The bad neighborhood is supposed to be on the north side of the street, but I guess they crossed on over.

I should have listened to you Mr. Loaf...........

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]That's a shame that you got robbed at gunpoint by some Chicos Nicas. Did it happen on Carretera Norte as you were leaving the airport?

"XDred" knows the threat and violence of Nicaragua and especially Managua considering he almost became "food" for some hungry Chicos Nicas. I was there to witness "XDred" fight them off. I must admit, "XDred" did not get scared away from Managua after his assault, and moved deeper into the ghetto / barrio to chase more hoes.

Grand Pollo has commented on the need to carry / employ "off-duty" police officers, armed, when going to shop in the Oriental Market.

Nicaragua does have a lot of beauty too, but when someone kicks you a*s do not expect any assistance nor the police to care. 100% self-reliance.[/QUOTE]