Berlin

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit]Just to make sure, who do I pay when I go to a Berlin bordello - the madam or the girl?[/QUOTE]

Pay the girl, not the madam.

I am not sure how far I will get with this but on reading the posted club guide by past member “Zippy” I saw that it was quite out of date. Here I will attempt to update it. As there are certainly holes in my knowledge, places that for reasons of geography or simply lack of interest in what they offer, I have not visited, I would welcome any input from members who have such knowledge. I will arrange the places in no particular order but probably start with the places I like and that I tend to visit more often. This first installment includes bordellos and I am working on escort services, massage and clubs. Though the later two is really outside my area of experience and so will not by any means be “the last word”. I have includes as much as possible my own personal experience and have noted where what I report is second hand info.

Hope this is useful to some.

Kamila Dee (KD for short)
Blissestr 33, Wilmersdorf
bei Text & Form
30-853-2344
[url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/[/url]

Probably Berlin’s premier bordello. This is a well run establishment with a full line up of girls from part-timers to pros. It is unlikely that you will be disappointed here. The rooms are well decorated and very clean with the larger, more luxurious ones being reserved for 40 minute+ sessions. While the girls here offer a full range of services they always use condoms for oral. Prices are on the high side and can be found on the website, which is in English, German and a few other languages and includes a detailed schedule which is updated every Sunday pm.

I have to say, if there is just one bordello that you visit in Berlin, this should be it.

Royal
Bundesplatz 8
10715, Berlin
bei Royal
30-8573-1688
[url]http://www.royalgirl.de/[/url]

As Royal was the first bordello I ever visited in Berlin it has always been one of my favorites. Similar in quality and price to KD, some people say that the girls are not as high quality. This may have been true at one point but these days I find that they are more or less of the same caliber. I have met a couple of real sweeties here and feel it is always worth a look. They also seem to have some part-timers who do not appear on the web site.

Like KD, the rooms here are very nice with big beds and well decorated interiors.

My only complaint about Royal is that they do not publish a schedule They are also not overly friendly when it come to telephone inquiries as to who is working.

Most of the extra services at Royal tend to be covered, though it is possible with some girls to receive oral without and even total (bbbjcim).


Van Kampen (VK)
Mecklenburgisch Str, 23a
Berlin, Wilmersdorf
Tel. Direct line unpublished
[url]http://www.vankampenberlin.de/[/url]

Another Berlin institution and again similar in price to KD & Royal. VK has some beautiful girls but I have experienced there a bit of attitude and it is not my favorite place. Also it is really hard to get a good idea of the girls from the website as the pictures are obviously heavily photoshopped.

That being said, it is a quality bordello and probably worth a visit. They also publish an on line schedule but it is not in such detail. Like Royal they are not so easy or enthusiastic about phone calls except to make an appointment and unfortunately I do not have the direct line number. Also the website is only really in German so they are not going after the tourist trade too enthusiastically.

Monrouge
Leibnitzstr 57,
10629, Berlin
(0)30-3180-1255
[url]http://www.monrouge.de/[/url]

Slightly lower in price that the above three, Monrouge is, in my opinion, a very good bordello. Many of the girls there are Bulgarian (though not all) and there are a couple of real beauties. The atmosphere here is a bit less lux but there is a bar area where, I believe, you can go (later in the evening) meet the girls before deciding. But you can also just go to a room and choose from the parade.

The website is in English and German but does not present too much information (prices, services offered by the individual girls etc.). The girls here do offer “extras” for the usual prices. The rooms are a bit small but adequate.

Liberty
Martin-Lutherstr. 14
10777, Berlin
30-2196-8737
[url]http://www.libertyberlin.de/[/url]

Liberty is a mid priced bordello but it is a great place and has some very nice girls working. I have never been disappointed there. Many services are offered (detailed on the website) but I find these services are a bit high in cost i.e. while the base price is a bit lower, the extras are higher that normal Berlin prices. So if you just go for a standard session
you do alright. Ad on a couple of extras (kissing=20€!) and you session is soon pretty expensive.

The surroundings are nice but some of the rooms are a bit small for my liking.

The website is only in German but easily translated with the help of googletrans. Again, the number on the website will just get you to a recorded message butonce you have the direct line (published above) they seem quite friendly on the phone and are willing to give you the information you want-if you can speak a bit of German that is.

Salon Prestige
Ringbahnstr. 1
Wilmersdorf, Berlin
Tel.Direct line unpublished
[url]http://www.top-prestige.de/[/url]

Run but the same folks that run Liberty some of the girls seem to work at both places. It is very similar to Liberty but the set up is not quite so nice-again, small rooms. And one funny thing about SP is that it is located on the ground floor of a very residential building. So you are likely to meet one of the residents as you wait for them to open the door. This can be a bit disconcerting to some...

Prices are the same as Liberty and again the website is only in German but with the girls availability clearly published. I am not sure of the direct phone number here as I have only been there once and would tend to visit Liberty as it is a convenient location for me.

L’amour2a
Quedlinburger Str 2a
10589, Berlin
30-3450-2233
[url]http://www.lamour2a.de/[/url]

I have only visited here once so I can only give very general impressions.

I like this place and it has the advantage of having a bar so you can visit with a buddy (I visited with Isseu from the forum) and have a beer before picking a girl and heading to the rooms.

But the girls here are not all beauties and tend to be a bit “rough”. It seems more of a working mans place.

The full range of extras are available at standard prices and the base cost is pretty reasonable.

Girls WG
Charlottenberg-see website
[url]http://www.girls-wg.ich-steh-auf-sex.de/[/url]

Not a lot of choice here, in fact as of this writing they seem to be on extended vacation. But this place (and this may change if they do open again) has two girls both of whom offer full package deals i.e. you pay one price and all is included. Of the two girls working there last year (again-this may change) Iwonka was for me the obvious choice.

One caveat, after visiting a couple of times I started to wonder how “free” the girls were who were working her. No evidence to base this on but I did somehow feel that the girls may have been working to pay off the management-you know-trafficked. For this reason (and it was not based on anything more than a feeling) I stopped going.

Lankwitzer-7 Der Love Lounge
Lankwitzerstr 7
Berlin, Templehof
30-741-6368
[url]http://www.lankwitzer-7.de/[/url]

Now in fact I have never been here but it seems to be “the jewel in the crown” of what for a while was a growing Berlin bordello empire. The same owners had Müller II and another place in Friedenau whose name now escapes me. Never mind though as both the other places are now gone.

I was fairly regular at Müller II for a time and always found it to be a well run place with decent girls and a nice atmosphere. And the better girls seem to have found spots at Der Love Lounge so were it not so inconveniently located (for me) I would still check it out.

Prices are good and the girls perform well.

Sexy Candyshop.
Kamenzer Damm 85
Berlin, Templehof
30-7668-6614
[url]http://www.sexy-candyshop.de/[/url]

Having been there once (and had a good session) I have not much to say except that from the website it appears a good place. Again, standard prices apply and it is not so conveniently located in southern Berlin.

Herz
Großbeerenstr. 37
Berlin, Templehof
30-7060-5300
[url]http://www.herzberlin.de/[/url]

Only been there once several years back. Good but not a memorable session. I showed up once again last winter but found the line up to be heavily weighted (literally as well as figuratively) towards the German Hausfrau type. Not my cup‘a tea.

Also-the website pics are heavily photoshopped. Never a good sign IMO.

Tomsen
Bundesallee 128
Berlin, Steglitz
30-8507-7447
[url]http://www.bundesallee128.de/[/url]

I have been here a few times and felt so-so about the place. The girl were always nice but also seemed to all have “issues” e.g. Icy gives a great bj but she barely allows any touching. Melena has a magnificent chest but again-no touch.

Worth a visit if one of the girls catches your eye, and the base price is low, but not a regular haunt for me.

Europa Salon
Nollendorfplatz 7
Berlin, Schöneberg
bei Europa
30-7974-5018
30-7974-2566
[url]http://www.europasalon.de/index2.html[/url]

I have been here a couple of times. Nice enough but they seem to have trouble keeping girls as the website changes often. Never a good sign. I would say check it out but be prepared to leave if none of the girls interest you.

One advantage is that they seem to be open late.

Recently changed locations from Steglitz to Schöneberg.

Prices are high, considering... On line with Liberty but not as nice.

A recent session I had here was with Violetta. Fantastic session with a hot persian beauty who has since moved on and has not surfaced anywhere else as far as I can tell, though she could possibly be Soraya of Tomsen. Just speculation.

Unfortunately with Violetta the condom broke at the last minute so old Angus got an unexpected cip (cum in pussy) ooops!

Moskau Modelle
Kietz 5
Köpenick
30-6548-2338
[url]http://www.kietzmodelle.de/[/url]

This place is in Berlin, I think...

In any case it is way east and out of the way. I have never ventured out there. It is connected with the above, Europa Salon and you often see the girls appearing on both sites. I remember hearing that the service is quite restrictive here (i.e. everything covered)
but have no first hand experience so take that for what it is worth.

Mac
Friedelstr. 60
Berlin, Neuköln
30-6298-9838
[url]http://www.erotische-modelle.de/[/url]

Given very poor rating by Zippy, I have found Mac to be an OK place. That is if you find a girl there that you like. Trouble is that they also seem to have a high turnover with only the older ladies being real regular.

If you do find a girl, the price can’t be beat-60€ for 1/2 hr. incl. bbbjcim!

The rooms are a bit grotty and watch the pillows as I myself have from time to time spotted them with my seed in the midst of spilling it all over a girl’s face;-)

Frau Müller’s Hermannplatz 2
Hermannplatz 2
Berlin, Neuköln
30-6630-7859
[url]http://www.hp-2.de/[/url]

Now we are getting into the sleazy side. This place is a bit of a dump. Located right above the McDonalds on Hermanplatz, you feel about the same as after eating at said establishment-sort of dirty and ashamed.

It is cheap but the girls are also clock watchers and you get what you pay for. Here re some real skanky ‘hos and I have been offered bareback here....

Be careful but worth it if you are into the seedier side of the hobby and there are a couple of lookers here.

La Dolce Vita I &II
LD I
Donaustr. 130
Berlin, Neuköln
30-6069-0032
[url]http://www.pinup-modelle.de/[/url]

LD II
Pannierstr. 27
Berlin, Neuköln
30-6270-6659
[url]http://www.pinupmodelle.de/[/url]

Located within about a 10 minute walk of each other these places are pretty similar. The main reason to go here is price and the girls are hit and miss. Like Mac, if you can find a girl that you like it is worth it. It seems a lot of Polish girls work here and that they come and go from Poland so the girls on the website are not always there.

Pension Diamant
Hobrechtstr. 25
Berlin, Neuköln
30-6242-2190
[url]http://www.schmusemodelle.de/[/url]

Only been here once a few years back. The line up from the website does nothing for me but again-cheap. And for what it is worth, open 24 hours for those late night runs...

Tiffany
Ritterstr. 11
10969, Berlin, Kreutzberg
VH-Aufgang 1, 4.OG
30-413-3124
[url]http://www.ritter11.de/[/url]

I have never been here but am sure that you can find a decent session here. I just find there to be something off putting about the web site (photoshop) and it looks a bit of a factory to me.

But the website is very extensive with lots of pics (again-all heavily photoshopped) and extensive info on what each lady provides including prices for everything. But this alone sets the alarm bells ringing for me as to what kind of session to expect here. I guess that there is something to be said for professionalism though. I just like to see a balance.

Again, I have not been here so take my criticism is just speculative.

Freudenhaus
Hochstr. 45
13357, Berlin, Wedding
30-462-5392
[url]http://www.freudenhaus-hase.de/[/url]

The closest Berlin has to a Frankfurt style walk up bordello, though too small to be compared really. This establishment is, IMO. worth a visit. It has good prices and some nice girls. I have only been a couple of times but went away feeling happy.

A working man’s bordello.

Pin-up Girls
Hochstr. 45 (yes the same address as Freudenhaus-it is in the same Hof)
13357, Berlin, Wedding
30-4606-6761
[url]http://www.heisse-pinupgirls.de/UntitledFrameset-1.html[/url]

Located in the same ‘Hof’ as Freudenhaus this place used to be called Lulubabys. I have never ad a session there but did stop by a couple of times and was disappointed with the line up. If you are visiting Freudenhaus it is worth a look but I would not make the trip otherwise. I get the feeling that it is badly managed for some reason.

Gina Tango Rosa
Oberlinerstr. 3
Berlin, Steglitz
30-8320-3130
[url]http://www.ginas-tango-rosa.de/[/url]

I have been but not for a long time, several years. I remember it was a nice place and reasonably priced.

Mona Rose’s
Hindenburgdamm 76
12203, Berlin, Steglitz
30-834-4911
[url]http://www.monas-roses.de/[/url]

Again I have only been once and that was several years back. Mona Rose’s is a stones throw from Gina’s and it is less expensive. My memory of the place is that it was okay, but I never went back. Never seen any girl on the website that stirs much interest in me but I am sure that there is something there for someone.

bei Anett
Gottschalkterstr. 25
13359, Berlin
0174-866-2916
[url]http://www.anett-modelle.de/[/url]

Never been here so I have nothing to report really. Oh-there is one girl there who the website describes as having “small bust but XL labia”-so I am sure I will visit some time in the near future. Russian I gather.

bei Jessie
Schillerstr. 28
Berlin, Charlottenburg
30-312-3211
[url]http://www.erotikpur-modelle.de/[/url]

While I have stopped by here I have never stayed. Pretty working class I think.

Celine 69
Pestalozzistr. 69
Berlin, Charlottenburg
30-3101-6121
[url]http://www.celine-69.de/[/url]

I have been here a few times and stayed twice. Reasonably priced and the girls can be nice-not top notch but for the price worth it.

Dor
Isarstr. 2
Berlin, Neuköln
30-624-5876
[url]http://www.liebesmodelle.de/[/url]

Never been here. From the website I get the impression that the girls are all older. Every once in a while when I check there is a new, younger girl but they never seem to stay. I am not sure of the prices but am sure they are on the low side.


Maison d’envie
Danzigerstr. 61
10435, Berlin
30-4172-5920
[url]http://www.danziger61.de/[/url]

Never been here though there are a couple of nice looking girls on the website. (Camile, Kali) I guess one reason is the location. It strikes me as far away in the north. Also they seem to have a strange pricing system where you pay for the room & session separately. At least it is broken down on the website this way. Also the prices for extras seem a little excessive to me. I am sure t get there one of these days.

Stern
Eichborndamm 24
Berlin, Reinickendorf
30-4047-8470
[url]http://www.intime-modelle.de/[/url]

Never been (again-north) but there are some tasty looking girls there. Not at all sure of the pricing and no info on the website.

bei Sara
Jagowstr. 1
13585, Berlin, Spandau
0176-5141-1795
[url]http://www.citymodelle.de/[/url]

This place used to be at a couple of different locations in Wilmersdorf and then was without a location for a long time. It used to be called bei Cassandra. Now they are located in Spandau. I have been once (when it was in Wilmersdorf) and remember an okay session but have never returned. Standard to low pricing but you will pay for every extra. Not worth the long journey for me as there ae better places that are much closer.

Club Sternchen
Adalberstr. 30
Berlin, Mitte
30-2759-0291
[url]http://www.club-sternchen.de/[/url]

Sternchen looks to be a good place but in fact I have never really felt satisfied the three or four times I have been there over the years. It is another of those places where you wonder if the girls are really there of their own free will. They never seem too happy to me and this reflects in the service which tends to be lackluster. And another thing-the website has some tasty looking girls but they never seem to be there when I have been there. I wonder if the place is more alive in the evening. Some of the girls here also appear on the Frau Müller website and also they have a take-out, escort site. My impression is that it is a part of a large organization and that for me is not so attractive. Prices are low but again-you will pay for every extra.

In this type of place I find it best to go for the 20 minute price with no extras.

Also note, while the address is in Mitte, Sternchen is awfully close to U-Kotbusser Tor which is one of the “druggier” locations in Berlin. Walking up Adalberstr. late at night you best have your wits about you. What I am saying is this is one of the few areas in Berlin that I would be a bit cautious about late at night.

Sex in the City
Grunewaldstr. 23
10823, Berlin, Schöneberg
30-2123-2330
[url]http://www.sexintheciti.de/[/url]

Never been and even though it is in a nice area, the place looks pretty sleazy. I would approach with caution and not expect too much here.

Grunewald 17
Grunewaldstr. 17
Berlin, Schöneberg
[url]http://www.grunewald17.de/[/url]

Practically right next door to Sex in the City this place has tempted me once. Not a terrible time but quite forgettable. It is open late but none of the better looking girls on the website were present when I was there. They were all mid to late ‘30s working gals. Not bad but I would doubtfully repeat.

Lola Candy
[url]http://www.lola-candy.de/girls/[/url]
Sonnenallee 201
Berlin, Neuköln
0179-995-8048

I was here one time and never again. A very dirty and unpleasant atmosphere and a sub par session that was not especially cheap. Open late though.

Estefania
Gneisenaustr. 89
Berlin, Kreutzberg
30-6950-8272
[url]http://www.estefania-berlin.de/[/url]

I checked it out one night last year but managed to get away without a session. It is a bar with a Kino and rooms at the back. I am not sure of the pricing but I seem to remember that it was reasonable. Trouble is that the girls were very uninteresting. It might be a place to drop into and have a look as I am sure that they get interesting girls from time to time. Trouble with this is-how much resolve do you have with a couple of beers in you not to go with a girl that will have you wincing in the morning. Did I really do that? Money better spent elsewhere IMO.

Girls Paradies (Rheinstrasse 4)
Rheinstr 4
Berlin, Steglitz
30-8148-677
0151-5534-2673
[url]http://www.rheinstrasse4.de/index.html[/url]

Never been but with some promising looking talent. And on the lower end of the price scale. It is in a location that has changed hands several times in the past couple of years.

Erotik Akadamie
Flemingstr. 5a
Berlin, Tiergarten
30-3988-5195
[url]http://www.erotikakademie.eu/[/url]

Never used this one but there are some hot girls here. I phoned once to get prices and I seem to remember that they were very high-like 200€/hr.

... Angus!

Can't say when I'm going to be in Berlin next but I know what I'm bringing with me to make the most of my time there.

Terrific survey Angus - thanx

Charlie

Every once in a while it is nice to have a home visit. I have never been too impressed with the Berlin Escort Agencies. All the big three bordellos (KD, VK, Royal) have escorts available but the price is high. The standard priced agencies are pretty up and down with the service I find. The girl on the website is likely to bear little resemblance to who shows up at the door. And there are exceptions. Here are my impressions of the Berlin escort agencies. Some I have used and some is from reports I have read on the German forums.
I will let yo know when I have had personal experience and when it is taken from others’ reports.

Bitchclub/ Hautnah agency

[url]http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/ClMi.htm[/url]

Probably the best all round agency in Berlin. However-in my opinion it has been slipping a bit lately and it does have it’s drawbacks. Number one drawback is the fact that the girls go on vacation (back to their native Romania) for a number of months each year and so are not always available.

They have been coming here to Berlin for several years and when they first started (or at least when this reviewer first made their acquaintance) they had a freshness that has since diminished somewhat. There were often new girls in the line-up, along with a core of regulars who were young, sexy and always enthusiastic.

With the loss of the lovely Ramona, who reports have it is getting married and who, for me, was one of my ATF GFEs, I am not quite so enthusiastic about actually calling this agency any more

All that being said, I have never really had a bad experience the half dozen or so times I have called and a look in the Berlin Reports of Distinction thread will find you many glowing reviews.

The cost is a very reasonable 90€ for the full hour (and the girls always stay the full hour) including bbbj, cim, cof, swallow (though none of the girls has actually done this for me-but I am sure that if you insisted...) and lately, photos. I think that you have to supply the camera. Anal, if the particular girl provides this service, is 20€ extra.

The phone guy is very friendly, efficient and speaks good English. If the girl is going to be late, he will phone and let you know.

But the girls work hard. Seven days a week from 16:00 until late, so if you do use this agency (actually, this advise would hold for all agencies IMO) call and book early or you are likely to find a very well used pussy...


City/Europa Modelle

[url]http://www.europa-modell.de/[/url]

I have used them once and I doubt I would use them again. The girl who showed up at my door was probably the girl I ordered from the website but she was nowhere near as appealing in person. It is a big agency and I suspect part of the same “cartel” that runs many of the larger agencies in Berlin. Lots of Lithuanian girls and once again, I am not sure how “free” they are.

Price was standard, I think 90€ for the hour.

Love Angels

[url]http://www.love-angels-berlin.de/indexflash_content.html[/url]

A couple of experience with this agency and I found them to be a decent agency. The girls ordered were the girls who showed and the closely matched their web photos. I would use them again if a girl showed up on the site who particularly interested me but right now I find their offering unexciting.

If I remember correctly it was 90€ for the hour and everything was handled well and efficiently.


Call Girls Berlin

[url]http://www.call-girls-berlin.de/[/url]

Never actually used this agency but it is part of the big “cartel” I mention above. It is also connected with Sternchen (bordello) as the same girls seem to show up here from time to time.

That is about all I can say for the moment. I think prices are on the website.

La Passion

[url]http://www.la-passion-escort.de/willkommen.html[/url]

I have used this just once but very recently so the info is fresh as of this writing. (see my review of Natalia from a couple of weeks back)

My experience was good with this agency. The phone contact was easy though not at all in English as promised by the website. The girl was ordered quite some time in advance (16:00 for 21:00) and she arrived within 5 minutes of the appointed time.

Service was on the high side ( milage wise that is) and girl stayed the full hour, without question providing me with a second “pop”.

This agency is also home (for the moment anyway) to Celine aka Chayenne-formerly of Freudenhaus. This girl has a sterling rep here in Berlin and will provide just about anything short of bbfs. You can even [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] in her mouth if that is your thing. A real “****”, and I mean that in the nicest of ways.

An hour was 100€ with a 20€ charge for bbbjcim or anal (and mouth pissing I gather). Uncovered oral foreplay (bbbj) was included.

Top-escort-modelles

[url]http://www.russin.seqs.de/index.php?id=girls[/url]

Never used this one and it has a pretty bad reputation on the German forums. The one girl who has a picture on the site is apparently very passive and not nearly as good as the pictures would suggest.

I would steer clear of this one lads.

Berlin Beauties

[url]http://www.berlin-beauties.de/[/url]

Again, I have no experience here. The website looks very, very tempting but word on the German forums is that the girl who they send you is likely to be as much as ten years and many pounds heavier than the girl pictured on the site. Who wants the hassle (and possible neighbor worries of arguing with, a girl and possibly a driver, at your front door..) of sending an ordered girl away?

Also there are a couple of other sites that seem to use the same pictures. A classic bait and switch operation I suspect.

Stay well clear.

Part of the same operation
[url]http://www.playgirls-berlin.de/[/url]
[url]http://www.luxus-waehlen.de/[/url]

Haus/Hotel Besuch

[url]http://www.haushotelbesuche.de/[/url]

No experience here but there are a couple of tempting girls here. No intel off the German boards really available. My gut tells me that this place could be okay, but proceed with caution.

6-escort

[url]http://www.6-escort.de/[/url]

Much the same as with H/H Besuch above. Never used but tempted.

Top-6 Polish Topmodelle

[url]http://www.top-6.de/[/url]

Used once and it was a good experience as the girl was hot (Kim) and quite skanky which I like sometimes. At the time she was the only one available from the agency but they have since acquired several more, none of whom do much for me.

I remember that arrangements were all in German but fairly easy and that the girl showed up sometime later than arranged. Also, she rang the door bell about 8 times in rapid succession when she arrived. So much for discretion and the neighbors. This was at about 23:00...
When she left at midnight she walked to the middle of the road and proceeded to talk loudly on her Handi for some minutes with me hoping that the neighbors were all asleep in bed.

But a word of warning. I have since gathered on the German forums (and there is much discussion about this) that Kim and her workmates are quite available (at a small extra cost) for bareback service. No personal experience here but I would not use them again for this reason. And this may just be your thing and if it is, enjoy.



Starescort/Jalena

[url]http://www.starescort.de/girls.htm[/url]

This girl (Jalena) has been around for a while and has used several different names and worked with a few agencies. I saw her some time back (as Sara) and think I even repeated with her as I found her quite skanky-she was open to face fucking and heavy, deep fingering which I love.

My feeling though is that she has been at it a bit long now and “the blush is off the rose”. Her pictures do not look as good as they used to and my gut tells me to stay away. Also, when I used her services she was quite new to the business and did everything for one price. Now I think that she has wised up to making money and charges more for each service. No direct experience with this and my current opinion is largely speculative.

One other observation and some speculation-On this site you will find 3 girls. I personally suspect that it is the same girl in different guises. There has been some discussion about this on a German forum with strong opinions both ways. If you look at the pictures it is just possible. When I saw her my impression of the girl was that she was quite savvy and maybe just a little bit “schizoid”.

La Diva

[url]http://www.la-diva-escort.de/[/url]

Brand new agency. No experience here.

Alibi Escort

[url]http://www.alibi-escort.de/home.html[/url]

Used once and it was okay but I would not repeat. The girl was disappointing, very pro and restrictive. Her list of extras from the website was a complete fiction and I remember asking her how much for bbbj (without cim!) and was quoted 50€.

Also, if you check out the website, some of the girls in the small thumbnails are not the girl you see when you click on the thumbnail to view her portfolio. Very shoddy and a major red light IMO.

[url]http://www.alibi-escort.de/christina.html[/url]

Click on the small pics and see what appears...


Sexy Rita-Independent

[url]http://www.sexyrita.de/[/url]

No personal experience but good reports on this girl from the German forums. The only drawback seems to be that she is popular and difficult to book sometimes.

Pussycaty

[url]http://www.pussycaty.com/[/url]

I used it once when it was called Top-Luder. I would not use it again. The girl they sent was certainly the girl in the photo who I ordered but her list of services offered was completely off. Basically the girl they sent would do nothing but lie there while I fucked her-compltely stiff with her elbows bent and her hands clutching her shoulders. She was hot so Angus the dog flipped her over, applied lube to her dry pussy and had at her doggy style until he came then sent her away. And they had the audacity to charge me 10€ transport on top of the 100€ fee! I called to complain and the agency hung up on me.

Never again!


Venus Visit

[url]http://www.venus-visit.de/index.html[/url]

No experience here and nothing from the German forums but this one does not fill me with confidence for some reason. Gut feeling.

Top Escort

[url]http://www.topescort-berlin.de/[/url]

This is the escort site connected to Van Kampen bordello. I have never used it but I do have a few words to say.

Who are they kidding! I mean 200€ for 1 hr. ! For what? I guess considering the prices at the bordello (160/hr) it is not that out of line but the website is pretty crappy looking IMO.

And I happen to know that Kira-who is on “Urlaub”-is actually working at another bordello and they seem to just keep her on here as she is the best looking one on the site.

Okay-rant over.

If you want to spend 200€ on an escort in Berlin go ahead-but use KD’s service.

Modellagentuer

[url]http://www.modellagenturberlin.de/[/url]

This seems to be the escort service connected to Frau Müller-HP2. At least it is most of the same girls who appear on the site. Never used it and I would steer clear. Although Svetlana...

Modelle Berlin
[url]http://www.modelle-berlin.de/[/url]

I have never used this one and the site does nothing to inspire me to. The way they have “Berlin & Europe” after the girls names-as if they are sending girls all over Europe every day. And they with hold the prices “for reasons of discretion”. Bite me!

Die Modelle

[url]http://www.die-modelle.de/[/url]

Used once-never again. The girl they sent me looked like she had come to clean the apartment and was surly and bad tempered. I actually paid her (90€) but ended up sending her away after ten minutes as her attitude was so bad.

Now maybe this was just a one off-but I would not use them after that.

6-mobile

[url]http://www.6-mobil.de/[/url]

Never used them. And the girls, when there used to be girls on the site, were downright scary. I think that there thing is that they visit in a small mobile home and park in your neighborhood while you hop on board for sex. Right.

Call Girls 24

[url]http://www.callgirls24h.de/[/url]

Never used them but Vanessa has some good reports on the German forums. She just does not a lot for me.

Elegance Berlin

[url]http://www.elegance-berlin.de/[/url]

Never used them. A member on a German forum found the exact same website posted for an escort service in western Germany somewhere. Makes you wonder how far the girls travel every day...

Schneckenalarm (Snail Alarm? huh?)

[url]http://www.schneckenalarm.de/ladies.html[/url]

Never used them. High prices. Girls look Okay.

Hobby Fick

[url]http://www.hobbyfick.de/[/url]

This is a new one and I have never used it nor have any info. Looks okay though if the prices are reasonable.

Royal Girl

[url]http://www.royalescort.de/[/url]

The escort service of Royal on Bundesplatz. Looks okay with the same girls from the Royal site. But very expensive.

Privat Intim

[url]http://www.privat-intim.ch/Berlin-escort[/url]

Never used it. Don’t trust it. Gut feeling.

Girl Visit

[url]http://www.girlsvisit.de/[/url]

Never used it. Caution.

Olivia

[url]http://olivia.xxxfreeweb.net/index2.html[/url]

Never used it but I suspect that there are better ways to spend 100€

Venus666

[url]http://www.venus666.de/[/url]

Never used it but just look at the crappy website. Nuf said.

Beauties International

[url]http://beauties-international.de/[/url]

Never used it. There are some nice looking girls here. Trouble is that the pics are lifted from various Russian sites.

[url]http://www.beauties-international.d.../Alexandra.html[/url]

[url]http://www.putana.nu/list.php?foto=....jpg&link=30053[/url]

You have been warned.

My first report on this website and, I'm sorry to say, not a positive one.

Visited Amy at Royal recently. Judging from the pics on the website, she seemed like a classy pretty brunette, so I took the plunge and paid her a visit.

[url]http://www.royalgirl.de/unsere_ladies.php[/url]

All in all it was a big disappointment as her pictures on the website are not even close to the real girl.

I asked for Amy and when when she was introduced to me, I barely recongnized her from the website. Of course, alarm bells should have been ringing, but I quite honestly I didn't have the guts to turn her down at this point, so I went ahead and paid €80,- for 30 minutes.

Needless to say, for me it was not a satisfactory session.

Amy is a nice girl and friendly, but beware as the photo's are simply NOT recent and are NOT accurate.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]Pay the girl, not the madam.[/QUOTE]I forgot to ask -- do I pay the lady before the action starts or after?

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit]I forgot to ask -- do I pay the lady before the action starts or after?[/QUOTE]It's "business before pleasure."

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit]I forgot to ask -- do I pay the lady before the action starts or after?[/QUOTE]

When she asks for it-generally before the session. She will ask what you want, take the money and then probably leave for a couple to a few minutes. Don't worry, this is standard.

At KD it has happened to me that the girl does not ask for the money up front but I rather think this is because they know me. In fact my last session there we both forgot the money until I was half way down the stairs as I was leaving. But I have had several sessions with this particular girl and we have a very friendly relationship. We both had a good laugh about this and it did stroke my ego just a little bit;-)

massage.

i am not so into the erotic massage scene. my experience is that you end up paying a lot for what is essentially a hand job-often a good hand job, but still a hand job. and often the girls that work there have(sometimes) the attitude that they are “ massage therapists-not *****s” and get all twisted if you even ask for a bj. i think that these place really exist for married men who want a bit on the side but do not want to think that they are going to a ***** house. thus the massage cover.

so this following list is not by any means extensive nor complete. i will leave it to someone else to fill in the massive hole of the berlin erotic massage scene.

feurigstr 19
berlin, schöneberg
30-7871-8535
[url]http://www.feurigstr19.de/[/url]

this is billed as a russian place and when i was there a couple of years back indeed all the girls seemed at least ee in origin. i remember they were all good looking and the massage i received was good and included a hand release and i got to feel up my masseuse, stopping short of actual finger penetration. i also remember it was expensive for what i got and i have never been back.

mandala massage
sonnenalle 63
12045, berlin, neuköln
30-6200-1957
[url]http://www.mandalamassage.de/[/url]

i liked this place. i got a good massage, reasonably priced from a hot young girl who let me feel her extensively just short of real finger penetration. trouble is, i have been back several times and they never seem to answer the door. so i eventually gave up.

malaitip thai massage.
grunewaldstr. 28
10823, berlin, schöneberg
30-2145-8980
[url]http://www.malaitipthai.de/[/url]

i went once when i really needed a thai massage. it was a good massage from and older thai lady who finished me with a hand job-what the hell, it was offered.

but-there is a report some pages back here from a forum member who had the guy,who also works at malaitip, coming into the room wanting to perform the “release” at the end of his massage. this would, and has, kept me away ever since. there are just too many thai massage places in berlin to chose from to worry about that happening...

misc.

kijiji

[url]http://berlin.kijiji.de/f-kontaktanzeigen-flirt-abenteuer-erotik-erotische-dienstleistungen-w0qqcatidz1360[/url]

kijiji is a free ‘net marketplace. i am sure that many of you have heard of it. on it can be found many ads for erotic services.

now it is also full of fakes and people just trying to separate you from your cash with various schemes so it should be used with caution. but it is not without some merit. it is here that i first made the acquaintance of melina with whom i had a very hot session with eventually and at a reasonable price. i am not sure if it is worth anything if you are a visitor to berlin, but residents can check back from time to time and see if anything interesting has been posted. angus the dog is ever hopeful that he will discover some young “gem” on kijiji out to supplement her income with a little “taschengeld”. the holy grail of pooning i guess.

kinos

i have not too much experience here. just a couple that are convenient to me and where, in the past, i have taken care of late night urges. kinos do have a certain appeal but the quality of girl found there is often a bit on the low side, sometimes even quite scary.

everything in a kino is covered (thankfully), though there is one in neuköln where reports have it you can get bbbj. i am not sure that i would recommend this for obvious reasons.

anyway, for a visitor i am sure that there is a real thrill involved in going into a small, dark kino and being serviced orally as you sit and watch a porno film. so if it intrigues you i would say-go for it.

erotikkino 26
dominicusstr 26
berlin,schöneberg
[url]http://www.erotikkino26.de/home.html[/url]

mostly thais here but some german & ee. when i went i generally stuck to the thai girls as i found that they had a better work ethic and were less likely to pop their heads up after 3-4 minutes and inquire as to when you planned to finish.

entrance to the kino is 5€ and a cbj in the kino is 30€-i think. other services are available in the back room but i never bothered with that. nice place and the girls were always friendly. you do have to be firm though to get the girl you want and not just the first one who comes up to you. this goes for all kino action.

paolas
hauptstr. 54
berlin, schöneberg
[url]http://paolas-sexkino.de/home.html[/url]

right around the corner from sexkino 26 is paolas. not much of a difference except that there is not quite such an emphasis on thai here. paolas recently (in the past two years) had renos and a paint job so it is still relatively a clean place.

i went here several times this year as there is a bulgarian girl there who i found to be a good solid fuck (tanja). not the best looker, but certainly okay, she really enjoyed a good session of hard doggy. not sure if she is still there but probably.

entrance is 5 and i am not sure of the prices except i paid tanja 50 for half hour in a room.

elisas kino
blissestr. 69
berlin, wilmersdorf
[url]http://www.sexkino-berlin.de/index.php?page=home[/url]

elisas kino is what passes for upscale in the sex kino world. it is not open 24hrs. nor is it open on sunday. i have been once and had a nice session with a good looking, if a bit worn, polish girl. it is large for a sex kino with a couple of cinemas (one non-smoking) and a bar.

entrance is a bit higher (6€) but from there prices are the same and standard.

i had a good experience there but have never been back. when you do the math, for 4€ more you can have a half hour in a really nice environment (i.e. liberty) with a younger and hotter girl.

clubs/fkk

again i have not much recent experience here but will share what i do have.

la folie
kaiser-friedrichstr. 63
berlin, charlottenburg
[url]http://www.la-folie.de/[/url]

la folie used to be a really fun place. several years back i spent some nights there and a load of cash meeting some lovely part timers with whom you could chat and flirt with for an hour before retiring to a back room for a half hour of good sex. it was sort of a paradise for me at the time. this must be what heaven is like i remember thinking.

i am not sure why (perhaps the opening of artimis) but my recent trips to la folie were very disappointing. it seems gone were the part timers and they were replaced by the usual pros and a score of ee girls who looked nice enough but really had no interest in the flirt and chat aspect of the la folie experience. both times i went last year i ended up leaving with out taking a girl to the back rooms.

now maybe i just hit a bad night on both nights i was there. maybe la folie is worth a visit every once in a while. i don’t know.

so for what it is worth-entrance to la folie is 14€ and this gives you your first drink as well. taking a lady to a room costs (i think) 75€. when you enter you are given a coded card that gives you a locker where you deposit your clothes and valuables. then you take your towel and enter the bar. now the towel is not for putting around your waist, rather, it is for sitting on. to cover up you have, well, nothing.

you give the key to the barmaid and tell her your name. from then on any drink you order, or girl you take to the back room, you tell them the name and your bill is kept by the bar maid. i am not sure if there are ever any problems with this system, as it seems there could be disagreements about the bill, but i never had a problem while i was there. but then i never drank much and kept my wits about me and honestly i do not think la folie is running any sort of scam.

so there it is for what it is worth. i personally have not ruled out la folie completely but had i a pocket full of cash i would much more likely visit artimis.

fkk artemis
halenseestr. 32-35
berlin, charlottenburg
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/[/url]

first of all i have never been to artemis. there is a whole thread dedicated to this club in the fkk section of the forum. so for info on how it works, prices, girls and what to expect i recommend you go there. i will just give my general thoughts.

artemis is by all accounts a very nice place. the entrance fee though is high (70€) so you really have to make a whole day or night of it to make this worth it. in other words, once yo pay the cover you really need to be able to take minimum of two girls to a private room (imo) if not more. one recent account in the artemis thread described a member who went with 7!! girls during his one visit. 7!!!!

now does it need to be said that old angus, who is approaching a half century, would not be able to get it up 7 times and pop without the aid of some serious drugs. and personally i am not really into recreational use of viagra or any of the other performance enhancing drugs out there today. so if i ever do make it to artemis i think i will have to go into training for a month or so before and completely abstain from any other activities.

anyway-i do plan on going there one day, i am just not sure when. maybe a 50th birthday present to myself when i reach that milestone.


big sexy land
martin-lutherstr. 18
berlin, scöneberg
no hp that i know of.

i have been tempted by this place as i have always like the sleaze of a good peep show. there are some nice ones in vienna that i have visited.
but be warned. bsl is more a gay cruising place than a place for mongers such as us. i ventured in once as i saw some hotties going in had some ideas of wanking to a private peep show. upon entering though i was accosted not once, but twice by a couple of sleazy looking fellows who seemed to want to accompany me into a private booth!

angus put his tail firmly between his legs and left never being tempted by the bright lights of this place again.


le chateau
haubachstr. 22
berlin, charlottenberg
[url]http://212.202.240.146/rotlichtadresse/w-chateau-bar/index.html[/url]

i made one visit here and it was a nightmare. the girls on the website look sleazy enough but the reality was quite different. there is sleazy in a good way and then there is downright sleazy. these girls were of the later category.

i could have handled that, in fact, one of the girls i probably could have gone for were it not for the fact that as soon as i sat down the were on me like sharks in a feeding frenzy to get me to buy a 120€ bottle of champagne.

i drank my beer and ran.


a final word

there it is lads. the extent of my knowledge to date. it is not complete as there are quite some bordellos in the north of berlin to which i have never ventured. i will leave it to someone else to fill us in on these places. also my sexkino and club listings are quite incomplete but as you may have guessed my preference lies with bordellos and lately the nice, more comfortable place.

hope all this is helpful and please if you use the info make sure that you post a report of you experiences as a way of giving back.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]FKK Artemis
Halenseestr. 32-35
Berlin, Charlottenburg
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/[/url]

First of all I have never been to Artemis. There is a whole thread dedicated to this club in the FKK section of the forum. So for info on how it works, prices, girls and what to expect I recommend you go there. I will just give my general thoughts.

Artemis is by all accounts a very nice place. The entrance fee though is high (70€) so you really have to make a whole day or night of it to make this worth it. In other words, once yo pay the cover you really need to be able to take minimum of two girls to a private room (IMO) if not more. One recent account in the Artemis thread described a member who went with 7!! girls during his one visit. 7!!!!

Now does it need to be said that old Angus, who is approaching a half century, would not be able to get it up 7 times and pop without the aid of some serious drugs. And personally I am not really into recreational use of viagra or any of the other performance enhancing drugs out there today. So if I ever do make it to Artemis I think I will have to go into training for a month or so before and completely abstain from any other activities.

Anyway-I do plan on going there one day, I am just not sure when. Maybe a 50th birthday present to myself when I reach that milestone.[/QUOTE]I can see your point Angus, I'm in my late 40s too. But since I've never been to a FKK club, I figure I'll try Artemis on my last evening there just to see what all the hoopla is all about. I figure it's worth one visit at least. I'll be happy to do two girls. I'm not going to stress myself out and get four or six girls just to bring the overall price per girl down.

With a combo of one FKK club and 1-2 visits to another bordello, it will give me a nice overview of Berlin.

A few weeks ago I followed Angus' recomendation for the Hautnah agency with considerable success and I reported here my spin with Mikaela.

Having read through his extensive report on Bordelles yesterday, I decided to follow his advice again, and I selected 3 places to try - Monrouge, Liberty's and Salon Prestige. Monrouge got the vote of the 3 largely due to its proximity to my hotel and I went there this afternoon. I also liked the idea that the giorls are largely foreign - although my German is passable, I always feel more comfortable when I am dealing with foreign girls who hold no advantage over me in the language stakes.

The girl who let me in to the flat was pleasant enough and asked me if I had a preferred girl. I gave her a trio of names, but finally she took me to a room and sent in the parade, which constituted a meagre two persons. The first was a generic East European girl whose name I didn't catch - the 2nd was one from my shortlist being Jasmin. She is a dark-skinned girl from Dominican Republis with a full figure (not fat0 and a terrific pair of large natural breasts, an asset that in my book will forgive a multitude of sins. I chose her.

She was friendly from the start and I realised quickly that this was going to be a good outing. The charge was 70 Euro for a half-hour or 130 for 60 mins. The extras were expensive - 20 for FO or 50 for FT. I don't like to haggle on these occasions - a 10% discount in price usually leads to a greater reduction in service in my experience, so I handed over my 120E with a smile.

I took a quick shower, which I reckon to be a vote-winner with m,ost girls, and settled back with Jasmin in the room. She gave me a real nice BBJ, intermingled with occasional passionate kisses. I don't usually like to kiss these girls, especially the ones who do BBJ's, but she was too persuasive to turn down. After about 15 minutes she started to get tired, so I wanked off whilst she cuddled up and rubbed her pussy against me. When she saw I was ready to come she jumped back down on my knob and finished off the job in her mouth.

I reckon that this girl would be up for most services if she liked the guy - she certainly gave me the impression that most things were on the menu. I was very happpy with my visit - this is a personable girl with a right good attitude that I woulld happily see again. I found her to be very attractive, cos I really like the fuller figure (I stress, not a fatty), but those who prefer slim model girls might not be as taken by her body as I was.

I would summarise as follows:

Bordelle - Poor choice of girls but satisfactory facilities and clean - 6/10
Jasmin looks - very much my style of figure, but probably not to everyone's taste - 7/10
Jasmin service - a pleasant and friendly girl who made me feel perfectly comfortable - 8/10
Value for money - probably expensive by comparison, but cost is a minor issue for me in these matters - 4/10

I am back at the hotel in recovery mode - later tonight I am going to try one of the other two place - I'll keep you informed as to my progress

Charlie

Had a session (1/2hr-80€) with a new girl at KD yesterday evening. Well, in fact she has been there two months (before KD she was at Liberty) but her pictures were posted this week on the website and I could not resist.

[url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/joyce-e.htm[/url]

As seen in the picture she is a lovely girl and in person she did not disappoint me. Joyce is fairly tall (172cm) and with heels she has a striking presence. She is also has an appealing wide, well shaped bum, broad hips and flat stomach. Just the shape I love. Her breasts are smallish ('A's?) but in this reviewers opinion they are just perfect-no sag at all and perky mid sized nipples. Only trouble being that she herself does not like them (too small) and is considering augmentation. I told her in no uncertain terms what I thought of this idea. No way!

She also, as you can see from the pictures, has a bit of body art-tattoos. Now some seem to have a strong dislike of tattoos but I find that they are rarely too distracting for me. And, as in this case, the girl is often very proud of them and like showing them off. So I always comment and ask her for a display. It is, I find, a good way to get the girl in the mood to be a bit of an exhibitionist which I love. So first we spent a bit of time with Joyce posing and me enjoying the various curves and crevices of her body.

The session itself was nice without being mind blowing in anyway. I found her bit reserved and slightly restrictive. She was open to daty (first thing I did was bend her over on the bed and lick her from behind) but subtly moved away when I tried to sample her ass, which I dearly wanted to bury my tongue in... She also moved away when I tried to introduce my fingers inside her pussy-kein Finger-oh well:-(

She also has a hood piercing on her pussy. I am not against these but find them a bit better to look at that I do to actually lick. Sort of distracting IMO. I am not sure how the girl experiences oral with a hood piercing but I find it sort of difficult to really get at the clit. Though I do hear that it increases their pleasure over all. In any case I found her not overly responsive to my activities down there (ego not happy with this) but was more than happy for me to lick all I wanted.

Her bj skills were good but nothing special and as always at KD were covered. And when ready I had her present her bum to me doggy and took her enthusiastically from behind. This was the one time in the session that she really seemed to come alive, thrusting back on little Angus and asking for slight position changes (legs closed, legs open) from time to time.

As always at KD, when finished I was in no way rushed and in fact we had a nice chat for ten or so minutes and thus went a little over time-perhaps 5-10 minutes. Now a little rant here if you will allow.

The girls often, for some reason, will open up to me in a surprising way and to a surprising degree. In our 10 minute chat Joyce told me some very personal details about her private life-which of course I will not share here. However I do want to ask (not really looking for an answer but if you have an ideas...) why is it that lovely young girls such as this girl will so often pick complete assholes as boyfriends? It stuns me sometimes the stuff that they will put up with...

Over all it was a good session for me, mostly because I found Joyce to be so physically pleasing. Would I repeat? Probably not but just because there are plenty of other ladies that I would like to session with both at KD and else where. I was very satisfied upon leaving savoring and enjoying, as I often do, the occasional scent of her pussy that lingered on my lips and the area just under my nose for the rest of the evening.

Hi all!

I'm new here, and new to this fantastic world.

I have only been with 3 (pay 4 play) grils. All in Berlin during the WC of football. My first gave me a BJ in a park for 50€, the other 2 in Artemis. The BJ in the park was a bad start in my new career haha. The next day I went to Artemis. Oh man, this was paradise =)

Now I'm goung back in late September, and when I google "Berlin Escort" this came up: [url]http://www.escortdesire. De/[/url]

I have serched this site, but didn't find anyone that made a report.

If the girls are real, I gladly pay 200€

These two got my attention:
Jenna [url]http://www.escortdesire.de/foto-berlin/jennaphoto.htm[/url]
Eliana [url]http://www.escortdesire.de/foto-hamburg/eliana-hostess-foto.htm[/url]

Hello Angus,

You compiled an impressive list here! I do not know much of the places, but I slightly disagree with your opinion about 'Sex in the citi '/Grunewald 17

"Never been and even though it is in a nice area, the place looks pretty sleazy. I would approach with caution and not expect too much here. "

I think, the stairs are not much worse than other houses, but the place itself is very clean and tidy. More like a well managed massage place.

I met there 2 month ago Mercedes, which was a pleasant experience. A nice, friendly, slim Berlin working girl with a big set of boobs. Opposite the entry is the office of a plastic surgery (I think), so you can imagine, where the hard earned cash is spent.

However, all the usual "normal" services were on offer, with a lot of teasing and vocal stimulation. Its fun to talk with her. Beside other things. At one point in that hour she sent me back in the shower to cool down for round 2. With a small extension at the end of the session.

All together a little bit expensive, so that I did not return the next day, but will probably next month.

So in my opinion not "sleazy" and not more "caution" then usual necessary

Regards,

Piefke

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