Hamburg October 2023 - Escort, FKK, Sauna and Swingers
So,
Lately I have been to Hamburg for a few days due to my work. I hope you have read my previous reports like Brazil, Kiev, Bogota and many many more. Usually when I get to a new place I try everything around, all the different types in order to get a hold of the area. It is quite interesting how different cities behave so differently even in the same country.
Since I have a bit of money I try plenty of Escorts but not only.
So here is my full report for Hamburg:
General.
Quite a boring city, nothing much to see, rainy, not so good restaurants, not so much to do. People I have talked with, colleagues have said that everything is measured by how much money you have.
[URL]http://pink-palace.de/en/[/URL] and similar places on the street:
So the first place I went was the big houses which are quite common in Germany that hold plenty of floors and each floor has plenty of rooms and the girls are sitting at the room entrance. Walking on the same street there are a few houses like that and I tried three different houses. There are clusters of girls in the same house. For example Romanians try to be at the same house as other Romanians etc'. I was there around 14:00 at noon so only 35% of the rooms had the girl in front. They told me later on it is going to be full.
Girls are not that bad looking, from grade 4 to 7 I would say. I found one Bulgarian with very good English and got in with her. Girls were quite pleasant to talk with and not too pushy. I kind of liked it.
The prices are 50 euros to 15 minutes. But you might negotiate a lower price for a longer time.
40% Romanians, 40% Bulgarians, 10% Spanish, 10% Other.
Since I had a free morning I decided to try the massage parlours. Usually I had very good experiences in such places, mostly in Berlin. Lovely girls, although no full sex, but good massage, good hand job, and sometimes a good blow job. Unfortunately this is not the case with massage parlours in Hamburg.
Massage parlours in Hamburg are a waste of time. They publish a beautiful website with beautiful girls, saying 5 actual girls are now at the massage place. The truth is, in all the four different places I went, they had only one girl working, she was busy, or not good looking. The atmosphere was not pleasant and I decided to skip it. All of them were junk.
I have then decided to try the FKKs, Saunas and brothels:
Most of them open later in the day and are not open 24 hours. They open around 21:00. At this point I had better experience than the massage places of course and better experience than the Artemis FKK in Berlin. I have been disappointed over and over with Berlin Artemis, girls and bad attitudes, smoking and with bad behavior. The FKKs / Saunas in Hamburg were better.
The first one was Babylon FKK Reviews Hamburg [URL]https://babylon-hamburg.com/[/URL]
It is quite big (as big as Artemis in Berlin) there were only 10 girls, mostly from Romania but not only. Yet they were very nice and easy to talk to, they were not pushy as in Berlin and let me relax. I liked it, but none of the girls were good enough. Grades around 6 for all the girls. Maybe one was 7. Price was 60 euro entrance and 100 euro for 30 minutes with the girl in the room. No buffet, but free drinks.
The second one was ATMOS Sauna Hamburg FKK Reviews [URL]http://atmos-fkk.de/de/home/:[/URL].
This one was more far away, I read online that it should be better, but actually it was a bit worse than the other. Again there were 10 girls only, same grades, around 6 and one was 7. Price to get in was 75 euros! The price with the girl was 100 euros for 30 minutes. The girls were nice and pleasant to talk with. The facility itself was not as good as the other FKK and since it was farther away I don't see any reason to go there. I got in with one chubby German girl and it was not bad but not so good.
The last brothel I tried was*Relax Nightclub. Nachtclub - Bordell Hamburg Reviews [URL]https://relax-nightclub.com/:[/URL]
This works a bit differently, it is not a FKK where you change your clothes to a robe. It is more like a bar with girls. The entrance cost 30 euros, but to get in with a girl is 290 euros! For one hour. I don't see why to go there. The girls look a bit better, but still not that good, and for this price you can take a high end escort to your hotel room. I made a you-turn and went back to the RLD.
Summarizing it all, my recommendation is the RLD (pink-palace and around it). You can find nice looking girls if you search well enough and the price is lower.
Some escort services and swingers clubs:
Generally it was quite more difficult to book a girl from an escort agency in Hamburg than in Berlin. The communication was slow, incoherent and many other bumpers. When I tried to ask some questions I was banned. Eventually I booked two girls to join me in a swingers club. Here is the report:
Charisma escort Hamburg reviews [URL]http://charismaescort.de/[/URL]
Communication: very bad. They confused me chatting with them on whatsapp and then by email and they made a big mess.
Girls. Looks nice and they have plenty in Hamburg.
I booked a nice lady who asked not to be published specifically. She was AMAZING and I had great time with her. She was very much petite yet cool. We went to a swingers club Eys but they did not let me in because I wasn't dressed good enough, so we went to Equinoxe which is a huge place and the people were very friendly and we had great time together.
Then I tried sweet-passion-escort Hamburg and Berlin reviews [URL]https://www.sweet-passion-escort.de/[/URL]
Communication: Was at the beginning quite good. They responded to the emails and were quite good.
I booked a lovely girl to join me at a swingers party too. The girl was again quite good, although mature a bit more than her photos, I had great fun.
BUT then came the blow, after the meeting finished they suddenly remembered that there is an extra fee for swingers club and wanted me to pay extra!
They never mentioned it before though.
So be careful booking from Sweet Passion Escorts. Bad - warning. Never ever book from them. Asking for extra after the meeting is a very big red flag for next time.
I also checked the [URL]https://traumescorts.de/[/URL] escort service from Hamburg. But then I noticed some of the photos were stolen from online media. I asked for extra photos of the girls but they failed to provide so I decided it is a scam and cancelled the meeting. Again be careful with traumescorts*escort service because the photos are fake.
Enjoy Hamburg and ask me anything.
