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[QUOTE=SlimHoleDrill]I notice that Mr. And Mrs. G are now in the bar at the next table so I feel I should pay my respects and complements. [/QUOTE]
Does Giotto still flirt with other giirls in the bar these days as much as he used to, or are the pressures getting to him?
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Heard a rumour about a "private party" on Oct 28 at the Lodge?
Is that correct? Does it affect the sports bar at all?
Is the swimming pool party on that night?[/QUOTE]Mick Licker,
If the 28. Oct. 2007 is a Saturday - yes, then there will be a Swimming Pool Party!
I did not hear about a "private party" up to now, but of course, I don't need to know everything ... :) . If you intend to participate we will prepare the stage for you, and your leather "costume" for the strip show. Just let me know.
Giotto
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Does Giotto still flirt with other giirls in the bar these days as much as he used to, or are the pressures getting to him?[/QUOTE]Mick Licker,
What the hell ... me, flirting with other girls? I never ever did something like that ... :)
[Damned, man, this is private talking, PLEASE, think about my dick, knifes, sliced to pieces, the ducks ... PLEASE]
Giotto
[QUOTE=Giotto]Mick Licker,
What the hell ... me, flirting with other girls? I never ever did something like that ... :)
[Damned, man, this is private talking, PLEASE, think about my dick, knifes, sliced to pieces, the ducks ... PLEASE]
Giotto[/QUOTE]
Yeh, flirting is damed dangerous these days. I wouldn't dare flirt with other girls in the sports bar with Miss J watching, and she isn't even my GF. The most I could get away with, was buying B52s for Mrs G #1.
I can't take my GF to the sports bar for fear of those f-ing ducks.
hey g,
i tried to quote your report on 09-02-07 at 2305 however the system said i had too many images or something. if you want background, please refer there.
thanks for the hospitality and kind words of encouragement. some of us do have one small shred of moral fiber. it just isn't in me to go with a 19 year old civilian....(and i tried everything to rationalize it ;) )
as far as prison goes, i think i am in the clear but will find out, hopefully, tomorrow. i'll let you know how it ends up. i may be back sooner than later so we need to discuss my 75% discount with net 120 day terms. if i come soon i will be on a budget due to unemployment.
i did look for you after "packing" my bags with lek. she made sure things were properly folded and packed in the right places :)
the m16's have been acquired however we need to decide on the accessories ie: m4 vs m16, night vision, bi-pods, grenade launchers, silencers etc.
my friend, with the conspiracy theories is a trip. he had a very interesting point of view to say the least.
my stay was great as usual however you need to sort out the satellite tv. trying to watch a movie was a pain in the ass. i must admit that i have a new appreciation for your wireless internet. the speed here is really shit.
btw it isn't very nice to confuse the guests by putting the hot water on the right and cold on the left. is that because you drive on the wrong side of the road too? ;)
my only other concern is with my broken toes. stumbling into the three level bathroom drunk in the middle of the night was painful. you need to install handicap ramps for us old blind drunk guys.
report on the mp's
rainbow oily massage was very good. although my lady was not a 10, she was very thorough and the whole experience quite enjoyable.
akane has a nice program. i went twice. the first time was quite good, second time ok.
szanka was great as always. even without a happy ending i would go just for the scrub / salt / massage. i must say this time the girl indicated all services were available if i wanted (to pay). that was a new one for me.
darlings was quite nice. they seem to have a program they follow, or try to. i think i confused the girl when i wanted fs in the tub rather than the bed.
soi cowboy
suzy wongs was the same as i remember. lesbian show, dancers with pasties, yada yada. can be some fun with the girls. i didn't pull one however my friend did and said she was great. i was tempted to pull the mamasan until i noticed her freakishly big hands ;) whoops!
bacarat across the street was fun. they have a stage on the first level with dancers that rotate into the crowd from time to time. if you look up, there is a glass stage on the second floor where you can admire the girls dressed in school girl outfits from below. sure beats putting mirrors on your shoes :)
oh and btw, tell mrs. g. i let her win that pool game so she owes me 12k baht for a round of drinks. i'll collect next time.
see you soon.
eu
[QUOTE=Giotto]Mick Licker,
What the hell ... me, flirting with other girls? I never ever did something like that ...
Giotto[/QUOTE]
Of course not. no flirting, just a serious game of pool. And being subjected to this sort of thing nightly, I suspect our friend Giotto may have become, shall we say, hardened to it.
EU Contractor,
As proprietor of Archie's Ammo Hut, I would humbly like to offer my services for all your weapons purchase needs. I offer a 25% ISG discount. No conspiracy is too small or revolution too big, we service all your delusional needs with a smile.
My qualifications you ask? I'm American. We have a long history of arming anyone and everyone for the right price. And where I'm from you're practically issued a handgun at birth.
I've always wanted to be an international arms dealer. It's just that whole potential Federal Crimes thing that has prevented it so far. But I can aspire, can't I?
Note to FBI: I'm totally kidding in case your little brains couldn't perceive that.
On an unrelated note: Giotto I'm looking forward to coming next month and meeting you. It will be an honor.
[quote=eu contractor]hey g,
...
thanks for the hospitality and kind words of encouragement. some of us do have one small shred of moral fiber. it just isn't in me to go with a 19 year old civilian....(and i tried everything to rationalize it ;) )
as far as prison goes, i think i am in the clear but will find out, hopefully, tomorrow. i'll let you know how it ends up. i may be back sooner than later so we need to discuss my 75% discount with net 120 day terms. if i come soon i will be on a budget due to unemployment.
i did look for you after "packing" my bags with lek. she made sure things were properly folded and packed in the right places :)
the m16's have been acquired however we need to decide on the accessories ie: m4 vs m16, night vision, bi-pods, grenade launchers, silencers etc.
my friend, with the conspiracy theories is a trip. he had a very interesting point of view to say the least.
my stay was great as usual however you need to sort out the satellite tv. trying to watch a movie was a pain in the ass. i must admit that i have a new appreciation for your wireless internet. the speed here is really shit.
btw it isn't very nice to confuse the guests by putting the hot water on the right and cold on the left. is that because you drive on the wrong side of the road too? ;)
my only other concern is with my broken toes. stumbling into the three level bathroom drunk in the middle of the night was painful. you need to install handicap ramps for us old blind drunk guys.
...[/quote]eu contractor,
good to hear from you, thanks for your report. surprisingly you wrote a report this time ... not only taking advantage of the isg discount without delivering (bestard!!!).
i did not know that they have internet there in the prisons, luxirious!!! :) . anyway, after you left i had some dates with your 19 year old "old english" friend, and she instructed me to tell you that she does not miss you so much any more. she is fine now :).
as for your return - just bring your m-16, and i will hire you as new security guard, and your unemployment is over. it is that easy, discount stay in peep inn included.
you are correct with this damned satellite system, some channels hang in between for 30 secs. or so, and especially then when it gets interesting, movie channels. haven't found a thai comany yet which could fix that problem. but i have a quotation here for a complete new satellite system, via internet, a channel server ... will that work? i am not sure.
and your toes - what can i do, next time you will get a room in the new building, and there we built everything on one level. only a very small step between room and bathroom - that will hopefully do for an "old blind drunk guy" like you.
let me know what is going on, and in the worst case scenario - just buy a ticket and come back, we will sort it out here.
giotto
[QUOTE=SlimHoleDrill]Of course not. no flirting, just a serious game of pool. And being subjected to this sort of thing nightly, I suspect our friend Giotto may have become, shall we say, hardened to it.[/QUOTE]SlimHoleDrill,
"Hard-oned" :) ?
Giotto
[quote=giotto]eu contractor,
good to hear from you, thanks for your report. surprisingly you wrote a report this time ... not only taking advantage of the isg discount without delivering (bestard!!!).
i did not know that they have internet there in the prisons, luxirious!!! :) . anyway, after you left i had some dates with your 19 year old "old english" friend, and she instructed me to tell you that she does not miss you so much any more. she is fine now :).
as for your return - just bring your m-16, and i will hire you as new security guard, and your unemployment is over. it is that easy, discount stay in peep inn included.
let me know what is going on, and in the worst case scenario - just buy a ticket and come back, we will sort it out here.
giotto[/quote]
i must say that things here in guantanamo are quite civilized. internet, porn, ladies, etc.
so how was the 19 year old. did you remember to take your viagra? a man of your age should be careful not to over exert yourself.
what discount are you referring to? i believe they actually charged me extra for you hanging out with me :)
i have shipped the m-16 via fedex to you personally. hold it until i arrive.
eu
[QUOTE=Giotto]Mick Licker,
What the hell ... me, flirting with other girls? I never ever did something like that ... :)
[Damned, man, this is private talking, PLEASE, think about my dick, knifes, sliced to pieces, the ducks ... PLEASE]
Giotto[/QUOTE]
I met a man with several wives,
He told the forum it can change our lives,
"Pieces of dick" begged the ducks,
"Yes, Dicks in pieces" gleamed the knives,
"Fucks, Ducks, Dicks and Knives",
The haunted dreams of a man with how many wives???
Giotto, as always the food was excellent, was sorry couldn’t stay with you again but atleast we got over there to eat a few times. And it was nice talking with you and Guido and such, hope you got something from that hard drive, but I forgot to drop off a poster to you. Will drop it next trip in a few weeks, you can hang it in the bar, I think the guy’s will enjoy it, if you’re willing to post it in public. That is if I remember to bring it over I’m getting old and forgetful.
But…. the girl I was with, she might not have said much during the meal but she speaks english and sure did pick up on some of your comments especially the part about never marry a thai girl. I swear thai girls can cry on demand, as soon as we hit the cab the tears and questions started to flow.
[QUOTE=Eu Contractor]I must say that things here in Guantanamo are quite civilized. Internet, porn, ladies, etc.
So how was the 19 year old. Did you remember to take your Viagra? A man of your age should be careful not to over exert yourself.
What discount are you referring to? I believe they actually charged me extra for you hanging out with me :)
...
[/QUOTE]Eu Contractor,
Internet, Porn, Ladies - sounds good for me, why don't you stay there? Good solution for everybody, I don't have to suffer, and the 19 year old lady can get over her disappointment...
Good to hear that our staff added the "Consultancy Service Charge" to your bill. They usually forget that :) .
BESTARD!!!
Giotto
Livingstones Lodge, Sept '07
A boutique hotel 'resort' tucked away behind Soi33, no more than a 10 minute stroll or (max) 50Baht taxi ride from all the action you could want. Marvellous rooms (better beds & bathrooms than some 5-star hotels I've been to, a very clean & simple aesthetic, and some really nice touches). And it feels classy but not stuffy - it's quiet, with lots of extremely polite & friendly staff. The pool looks inviting, but it's only about 12 inches from the bar/restaurant tables and I'm not sure how I feel about being probably the only swimmer; floating about like an albino hippopotamus while the attentive staff keep an eye on me, or while other guests are trying to enjoy a bite to eat. On that note, the food is excellent; I try to 'go native' & eat Thai food as much as possible anyway, but the chef really knows his way around eggs & bacon too. Several times I was simply too lazy to try and find another restaurant nearly as good, and ate at the hotel instead.
The Sports Bar.
This is where you'll be treated like a King every night. Livingstones has a roster of maybe 15-20 girls (probably more), with something for everyone. Entering the bar on my first night here, it was a little bewildering to walk into all of them greeting me at the door; but then you are shown to a table and can have as quiet & relaxing a time as you like. I get rather bored of hearing 60's/70's ballads everywhere I go in Thailand but the bar music varies a lot which is great. Giotto even had a brief Mendelsson interlude one night, followed by 'Ave Maria', which I also thoroughly enjoyed - although we were in a minority of two! Coming into the bar, I noticed that one or two girls automatically come over to meet you, and to be honest I don't know if I like this or not. As a shy/polite sort I was quite happy to get to know the girl who had 'chosen' me, but after a few days at the hotel (having finally had a chance to have a good look around & meet some of the other girls) I did find I'd fallen into the inevitable trap of wanting to barfine other girls but not wanting to hurt #1's feelings. Fortunately the obvious signs of what was going on attracted the Mrs.Giotto / Mamasan's attention, and she was swift & effective in smoothing out the situation - Giotto is not only an extremely knowledgeable & helpful host, he is also a very lucky man. Not all of the bar girls are 'bar fineable' (a couple are Mamasans and/or normal staff) and I wish I'd known beforehand; tacitly announcing to the prettiest girl in the room that you'd like to take her to bed - and getting turned down - does make you feel a bit embarrassed. In the end I bar fined 3 Livingstones girls in the week I was there and had a fantastic time with every one. They are all passable/good at pool too, which I really enjoy. I made a bit of an effort to get out to other (cheaper) bars/girls/parlours but as with the food, when it's this good quality & right on your doorstep you really have to justify going anywhere else.
I had such a good time that after a quick look at Pattaya/Jomtien I'm back at Livingstones for another week, which is really the best recommendation I can give. It's not the cheapest option, but I'll take steak over hamburger most days of the week.
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[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I met a man with several wives,
He told the forum it can change our lives,
"Pieces of dick" begged the ducks,
"Yes, Dicks in pieces" gleamed the knives,
"Fucks, Ducks, Dicks and Knives",
The haunted dreams of a man with how many wives???[/QUOTE]Mick Licker,
Thanks, BESTARD, I will make sure, that your girlfriend is waiting in your room, when you come back from the Sports Lounge - together with Ms. J.
A set of butcher knifes will be prepared. The ducks are hungry :) !
Giotto