Dirty Willy: Robbed at Gunpoint around the Corner from Fenix
[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]It happened on a rotunda. I forget the name of it, but it's the one with the big statue of christ like the one in Sao Paolo (Rotundo Santo Domingo?). It's right north of Hotel Cristo Rey. The bad neighborhood is supposed to be on the north side of the street, but I guess they crossed on over.
I should have listened to you Mr. Loaf...........[/QUOTE]
You got jacked at Rotond Cristo Rey. This is the corner of the block where Fenix is located. Rotonda Santo Domingo in Managua is located near the Galleria Mall.
The Chicos Nicas know that Fenix is a 24-hour location mostly accepting tourists. When the Chicos Nicas see a Gringo (ie. white face) on the block, they know that the Gringo is there to monger. They know the Gringo is carrying money. They know that the Gringo is "fresh meat."
Although a Gringo may have not yet been a victim to Chicos Nicas, if you spend enough time, it's GUARANTEED that you will become a victim at some point. This holds true regardless of location within Nicaragua, but especially true in Managua.
After being assaulted, don't even waste your time and energy filing a police report 'cause they don't care, especially with a Gringo. While getting assaulted, don't even expect or hope for anyone to come to your aide.
How Not to Be a Victim of Street Crime: Day 1
throw that usa bullshit out of the window!
throw that 911 bullshit out of the window!
do not even come to the 3rd world if you are not ready to live / die 3rd world style! in fact, first go to mexico as a training course and i know most are scared of mexico. hence, you'll never make it / survive in the 3rd world!
gringos, the usa economy is 2,600 times (us $13 trillion) larger than nicaragua (us $5 - $15 billion). european union, your economy is roughly the same, 2, 800 times (us $15 trillion) larger than nicaragua.
what do you think is going to happen to you when they see your gringo / european face? you have way too much money that even you can't even comprehend its value.
hence, you are "fresh meat" for everyone in the 3rd world regardless of their education, job title, skin color, language fluency, or whatever. you are going to get got either by "hook or crook."
"hook" is the p*ssy and the illusion that nicaragua, the 3rd world, is cheap and that you will run rampant over the society: "crook" is everyone that you will encounter in the 3rd world. whether by gun, knife, machete, chimba, lanzamordelo, legal contracts, credit / debit cards, 20-year old p*ssy, real estate titles, pulling caballo, g8 legislation, mongering, donations, el nino esta enfermo, non-profit, abortion scares, medicine, gasoline, vehicles, underwear, etcetera.
guarantee: they, the 3rd world, will win over you! it may not be today, but if you play on this field it is inevitable. you will get taken by "crook." the "hook" already has you on the 3rd world soil.
the best example of what nicaragua is truly about and like are the various republics in africa.
the 3rd world is not for the weak or those with a light-heart. those that volunteer to get "crooked" will awaken after the fact and must accept the price or their "good intentioned" efforts.
this is the 3rd world: only haiti is worse- more poor- than nicaragua, and when was the last time you visited haiti? review the above gdp numbers again.
[b]day 1:[/b]
move into the ghettoe during the madrugada (ie 0000 - 0500 hours) so that nobody knows what you have within your house.
purchase a beer or two and begin your day. depending on the neighborhood, the thugs / cholos / criminals may "hit the streets" at 0800 hours or 1100 hours. in managua, they hit the streets at 0800 hours.
put on your tennis shoes, construction boots, or rubber-soled cowboy boots for traction!
put on some denim blue jeans and a long sleeve shirt so that you will not scrape your skin too much from the concrete! wear a leather belt.
place a pair of weight-lifting or gardening gloves onto your hands!
place some rope, a necktie, or cable cord into your pocket!
go outside and walk the neighborhood / ghettoe / your new home or temporary residence.
as you walk the ghettoe everyone will notice you as a newbie in the ghettoe! and they may begin asking questions to "test" your street credibility / spanish-speaking ability and dialect / nationality / "crook" ability.
size them up: do they look like they sit on the block all day, everyday? do they appear to be "respectable" residents with jobs, debt payments, and other adult responsibilities? if so, why are they on the street corner at 0800 hours. are they "loitering" with some other thugs / cholos?
answer: whoop that trick!
without response; without delay; without hesitation begin to "kick ass" of the person asking the questions or the person with the biggest mouth or the person with the biggest body stature!
kick his ass with 0% provocation / reason / excuse!
of course, that's why you have your gloves on when you leave the house and walk the block in search of kicking someone's ass in your new neighborhood.
beat his ass. if the other thugs / cholos attempt to jump-in, pull out the rope / cable / necktie from your pocket and begin choking the thug / cholo who you are whooping. choke his ass out!
his thugs / cholos will back-up: also, place his body in front of your body so that he may receive the bullets from the gunshots if his thugs / cholos attempt to shoot you.
while you whoop ass for 0% reason, but name recognition within your barrio, tell the thugs / cholos that if they attempt to retaliate you will really get in their ass even uglier.
take your belt off from the denim jeans and begin whooping the "victim" like a child stealing candy!
if you want, stomp on the "victim" with your boots; scream out "golazo" while you attempt to kick him in the head; and just get down-and-dirty.
after you served as fresh ass kicking, tell them again about retaliation.
or, you can strip the clothes off of the victim; steal his shoes; etcetera.
begin to walk away with 100% confidence and 0% fear while always checking your back for a sneak attack.
later that day or the next day, go to the corner where they loiter holding a machete! say what's up to them and offer them a bottle of caballito rum ($us 0.50). tell them that the ass whooping yesterday was nothing personal as you are a new neighbor. of course, don't tell them your address 'cause they already know or will know. also, make sure you tell the story of whooping their ass to everyone in the neighborhood that way your name will echo the streets.
it's always great when this is performed before the eyes of girls 'cause they'll be giving you p*ssy based upon strength.
this is / should be done on day 1 in hispanic-usa, black-usa, latin america, or any 3rd world city.
if you are not prepared to do the above, you are "marked" as "fresh meat."
3rd world, nicaragua, is not the suburbs or gated community where you reside that offers you the ability to "vacation" abroad for fun and ejaculations. it's about survival and you are the prey / means for survival.
don't worry about the police, they will not come nor will they do anything. since you are a gringo, they may come to your house for a bribe. give them us $100 and they'll be happy, but that will start them extorting you and them writing your address on the cafeteria board within the police station for other officers to extort you. hence, if they do come to your house, go to jail and sit there for a few hours or days with your new 3rd world neighbors. and whoop they ass too! charges dropped / dismissed will be the outcome.
al kapone, "whoop that trick":[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcmg0aeivie&feature=related[/url]
Shock and awe, or in shock and awe?
A Sergeant Major once instructed me in a similar manner regarding the taking charge of a new unit. He said first and foremost be an asshole and demonstrate your alpha male dominance to the pack. There will always be time to make friends later on your terms. He said, “Remember wherever you go walk up in there like you own that b*tch! People will get the message.” When an alpha dog walks into a new pack he makes all the other dogs smell his nuts. He then pops open a can of whoop ass on any challengers then promptly proceeds to mount and fuck all the b*tches in heat.
The problem here is that most gringos searching for pussy with a fistful of dollars are not alpha males. If they were they would be back home in the Hispanic barrios holding down the block and fucking all the fine hoes. Instead of introducing the local inhabitants to shock and awe they react with shock and awe when the locals rob and assault them. Notice how gringos act when they first meet people in their new Third World neighborhood. They smile and shake hands all around. They think that they’re letting people know that they’re nice guys and the local populace will actually give a shit about them because they are nice guys. In reality what they’re saying is, “Yo soy mamón.” (I’m a sucker.) They set themselves up as easy targets and give out too much information. Instead of coming across to the natives as someone who should not be fucked with they present themselves as a generous fresh helping of “carne molida.”
Many gringos are not successful at Central American residence because they’re not ready to go down, bleed and die in the dirt for that brown pussy. They expect dollars to do the heavy lifting for them. Gringos who served in the military and did a lot of up close and personal killing adapt well to residency outside G8. Black-USA, Hispanic-USA and White-USA on the run for violent crimes also adjust well to life in Central America. If you can’t stare down chimba and machete wielding desperados with the composure of Cool Hand Luke seek brown vicho elsewhere.
Comment on Day 1 in the Barrio
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Do not even come to the 3rd World if you are not ready to live / die 3rd World style! In fact, first go to Mexico as a training course and I know most are scared of Mexico. Hence, you'll never make it / SURVIVE in the 3rd World![/QUOTE]
Sounds like living in North Philly in the 1970s. :)
Myth: Nicaragua is the Safety Country in C.A.
The police force is non-existent and extremely limited.
Thanks to the USA, the police force received 11 new Toyota Hilux police trucks.
Citizens and other victims do not report crime and therefore no police report or statistic is obtained.
Victims that do file criminal reports find the their responsibility in prosecution to be high. The burden of guilt is high for the criminal.
The police don't care when taking a report. And the victim gets discouraged.
I've filed two (2) police reports and the officer used them for marijuana cigarette rolling paper.
A call to the police will take at least 4-hours for response.
Hence, the population does not even file reports and therefore no stats are obtained.
In contrast, Panama is an aggressive police state. Costa Rica is extremely aggressive in policing everyone including tourists. Honduras? El Salvador is aggressive due to their gang problem. Guatemala is aggressive due to drug trafficking. Belize?
Nicaragua is not the safest country in C.A. You can't document non-existent case filings.
New Theme / New Series: Classic Bobo
I will beginning a new theme or series of postings called, "Classic Bobo."
"Classic Bobo" will detail the foolishness, dumbness, caballo desire, and other guaranteed failing practices of Gringos in / when entering Nicaragua.
"Classic Bobo" is meant to show how Gringos are not prepared for victory in Nicaragua and what they do that makes / will make them carne molida.
"Classic Bobo" can and should be used as case studies as to prevent committing the same mistakes as the baboso (ie. fool).
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Gringo Fugitive wanted for Murder Captured in Nicaragua
gringo, dennis wade capps, was captured in nicaragua after fleeing justice in the usa. he was wanted for capital murder and faces the usa death penalty.
his case was profiled several times on america's most wanted.
you never know who the gringo sitting next to you is.
who are your peers in nicaragua?
XDred: Gringo-Test Revisited
[QUOTE= Originally Posted by Meat Loaf]
"Xdred" is a cool USA guy that I enjoyed meeting, guiding him around Managua, and developing a friendship. This was his experience on day 7 of his trip socializing in a local, non-mainstream brothel.
"Xdred" is an adventureous mature individual. Everyday he chose to walk the streets solito (alone explore the slums, aka Nicaragua; and break bread with the locals. Had "Xdred" not possessed foreign experience on how to make friends with locals this story could have ended-up different.
As a visible tourist it was only a matter of time before the streets came calling. His daily entry into the barrio only meant one thing- he was going to the neighborhood brothel. The routine was becoming common knowledge among la gente (the people.) He was becoming a convient target and trophy.
"Xdred" entered the sector as he had done the previous six (6) days of his vacation. Dos ladrones (two thieves) sat at upon their motorcycle drinking a gaseosa (soft drink) when "Xdred" walked past them. Having assumed his destination as being the brothel the ladrones actually viewed him enter the brothel. To enter most brothels in Nicaragua the customer must be checked by metal detector; frisked by armed security; and all customers and workers are locked-in. Only the armed security guard can open the burglar gate to exit. At this particular brothel armed weapons possessed by the customers are present, but discrete. (ie. Concealed Carry Handgun permits exist in Nicaragua.) "Xdred" told me, Meat Loaf, that as he passed the ladrones they stated in accented English, "That's the guy I've been telling you about, " in reference to "Xdred. "
As I'm balls-deep in 'ol girl I hear accented, but gramatically correct English being spoken. Immediately I knew they were speaking to "Xdred. " The conversation was 100% anti-Gringo: "I use to live in the USA; my family lives in the USA; I served in the Marines; I'm back in Nicaragua, my country; what are you doing here; " and other words of preparation for an oncoming assault were spoken by the deportees. Fortunately, "Xdred" read my post days prior concerning these types of individuals and the anger they possess. This helped "Xdred" navigate the situation because the ladrone deportees went full-blown anti-Gringo 100% in English. "Xdred" trumped these cabrones by speaking Spanish.
The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "
Armed security approached the deportees; the caja (cashier) secured her area behing burglar bars and bullet proof glass; the girls came running into the back for safety; and the customers continued drinking their adult beverages while being entertained. The bilingual, former USA residents were instructed to leave at gunpoint with no further tonterias o playto (bullsh*t) being said; just hatred in their eyes being directed towards "Xdred! "
I, Meat Loaf, was still working on load #2 with my "second girlfriend" during this episode and didn't know the danger "Xdred" was placed in. Finally, I fertilized her flower, showered, and we left the room in tandem. In the hallway the girls who had sought refuge were gossiping about the altercation. I overheard the laughter and went to the table where "Xdred" oversaw my bottle of rum. This courageous, non-timid mature Gringo, "Xdred, " told me about what transpired just minutes ealier. "Wow" was my response as I had a trago (drink I informed "Xdred" that he's an easy target due to visibility and at anytime things can get really dangerous for him! Little interest will be given because you're a Gringo. It's actually a negative.
"Xdred" informed me that he had to speak Spanish "in order to get the people (la gente) on his side. " Had "Xdred" not been able to communicate in Spanish the situation could have went anti-Gringo among all fourty (40) Nicaraguans.
These two individuals entered the brothel looking for Gringo blood and possessions. For they didn't purchase ni bebida (not a drink) and attempted to open a barrel of whoop-ass immediately upon entrance. After about 30-minutes of story telling by "Xdred" he received a phone call and had to attend the meeting he had scheduled for 1400 hours. Curious on who the ladrone deportees were I walked the block with "Xdred" in search. I do know one neighborhood resident with three (3) strikes for armed violence, but wasn't able to locate him. "Xdred" and I exhausted our efforts and he boarded a taxi to his destination.
Advice: This aint no joke, Nicaragua! If you have zero (0%) experience ultramar (overseas) in slums this aint for you. "Xdred" is seasoned ultramar and that education was valuable in him sqaushing this episode. Again, this is the #2 ghetto in the hemisphere of 33 countries which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Only Haiti is worse!
"Xdred" passed his first unsolicited test beautifully and now he can wait for the second, third, and fourth through infinity "Gringo-check! " I was amazed to learn that "Xdred" extended his trip another week after this episode:
Either "Xdred" has some balls, is foolish, or loves uncertainty in life and limb to have extended his trip.
Maybe "Grand Pollo" is right in regards to protection and the need to have armed bodyguards![/QUOTE]
XDred did not get scared away from this experience and is earning his stripes in Nicaragua and will always get tested based upon easy-visibility.
He aint scared 'cause he's a 30-year veteran of Latin America. He's no 3-day sex tourist.