Moscow

LG,
Any of the erotic-massage.ru locations, or pussycats.ru

[QUOTE=Wolf]Hi there

Can any one tell me if the Miezdunarodnaya Hotel is girl friendly ?
How can I take my conquest back to my room ? Should I expect any staring from the security guards or will this be a quiet walk ?

Is Helena interesting in meeting me tonight ?
Any one also for a city discovery ?

Cheers

The Wolf[/QUOTE]Hi Wolf,

I've stayed at the Mez (International), and managed to get a couple of girls up, but they can be put off by going to that hotel. I migth try somewhere different when I go back in April. Let me know how you get on.

Cheers,

Ant

[QUOTE=Wolf]Hi there

Can any one tell me if the Miezdunarodnaya Hotel is girl friendly ?
How can I take my conquest back to my room ? Should I expect any staring from the security guards or will this be a quiet walk ?

Is Helena interesting in meeting me tonight ?
Any one also for a city discovery ?

Cheers

The Wolf[/QUOTE]By the way, next to the Mez hotel on the river is a boat night club called Alexander Block. I went there and got laid by a student type without trying on a tuesday night. Give it a try and if you dont score call a call girl.

Cheers,

Ant

Ah yes, Valentine's day....

The good news is, the weather has warmed up.... to freezing.

The bad news is, it's snowing again. The streets and sidewalks are a mess. But there are crews of workers out in force everywhere, removing snow. I gotta hand it Moscow, the city is diligent about their snow removal.

I keep thinking about actually having sex with my Valentine, Diana. I finish a little early today and decide to play hookey. Probably the best thing to do is take the direct approach and call the salon at Avtozavodskaya and just pop the question. That's the wonderful thing about Russia; I'm a man, I want sex, nothing strange about that at all. It's a perfectly normal condition for a man.

So I called the salon and spoke with the mistress. She says she remembers me (really?) I tell her that minye ochyen ponravilas (I was very pleased) with Dianna and I ask her if sex vozmozhen (is possible). No, she replies, nyet oo sex zdyes, tol'ko massage (no sex here, only massage). But something tells me not to take "no" for an answer.

I tell her that I want to see Diana again, and only Diana, (for a massage, of course) and to expect me cherez chas (in an hour).

Avtozavodskaya is the first stop after Paveletskaya on the green Metro line. Try to exit the Metro on the Masterkova yl. side. When you come up on Masterkova, Leninskaya Sloboda is the big boulevard down at the far intersection. I could have taken the bus, but I was able to flag down a passing Lada. It's driven by a young guy, smoking cigarettes and grooving to his radio. He's happy to pick up an extra 100r for the short trip.

So, you turn right on Leninskaya Sloboda and Dom 4 is the last big apt. building on the left when you reach the first intersection.

The mistress greets me at the door and ushers me into one of the rooms.

So, you just want to meet with Diana?

Yes, of course.

Well, you know, Diana is new and she doesn't know how to do massage so well.

Da

You sure you don't want another girl?

Nyet

She asks me how long I want her for and we agree on 1 1/2 hour. It will cost me 2600r.

Nyet-oo problem

The mistress leaves, Diana returns, with some chai. She's a little confused by the arrangement, but I explain that I specifically asked just for her. It's not difficult to explain, since she speaks very good English, as well as Russian, Spanish and French. Smart Kid. She came here to Moscow to teach Spanish, but, the massage parlor pays better.

So, now that we are alone, she is nye protiv (not against) and I am nye protiv, and the mistress seems to have no intention of enforcing the "no sex" policy. Diana has no problem with providing more than just a massage. Lucky for me. :)

Hmm... interesting, so I guess when a woman says "no", it doesn't always necessarily mean "no"???

Back out on the street, the bus takes me to the Metro. But just to make sure, I ask the driver as I get on...

Vui yeditye na Metro?

Da, Da, konyechno

The Metro takes me home.

And I didn't even have to buy any flowers.... ;)

Well, I am ashamed to admit it, but I got skunked.

I thought I would try the Erotic-Massage.ru salon at Stundencheskaya. There's a new girl there, Zhenya, who looks worthwhile. I've never been there before, and there aren't a lot of reports coming out of there, and now I know why.

I called first, of course, before I left, to get the location (495) 109-00-64, and I discovered a new twist on Moscow addresses. The girl I spoke with told me that the salon is located at 22 Studenchyeskaya, Korpus 1. I wasn't quite sure what that meant, but the map made it clear. There are 3 large buildings at 22 Studencheskaya, Korpus 1, 2 and 3. The 3 of them together make up the "body" of that address. The girl told me to call back when I was at the building and she would give me the podyezd/kvartira.

The problem with Studencheskaya is... you can't get there from here. I had to transfer to 4 different Metro stations before I finally arrived, at the Studencheskaya stop. I was down in the Metro for almost an hour and by the time I arrived, it was past 17:00. But then, of course you have to get to the salon from the Metro station.

The salon is located in a purely residential neighborhood, so there is no public transportation. No buses, no taxis, no marshroots, not even a promising Zhiguli I could flag down. My only option would be to walk. If this were August, no problem. But the weather has turned cold again (cold in Moscow being anything below freezing). It's probably close to -10C. And then, of course, by the time I was finished, I would have to walk back. So, I decided that discretion is the better part of valor and turned around and left. This one will be a tough nut to crack.

Puzir isn't too far away, so I thought I'd head over there. Back to the circle line and over to Park Kultury to get the train to Universitet. My, my, my... there are a LOT of people down here. How many Russians can you fit through a turnstile at rush hour? Take the maximum babushka circumference (in cm.) and subtract the minimum dyeffki waist (in cm.). Multiply that by the maximum attainable compression factor, divide that by the standard deviation of the number of people not directly in the stream of traffic and
that should give you pretty good idea.

The train to Universitet is packed with (surprise, surprise) college kids. They are waving red and white flags, singing songs and generally carrying on. At Sportivnaya, they all pile off. Must be some kind of sporting event? In -10 weather? Could only be hockey.

Puzir is quiet, it's about 18:00. The day girls are leaving and the night girls haven't showed up yet. The shashlik and a couple of beers are 540r. I know that Erotic-Massage.ru has one of their salons not too far from here, on Leninski, but unfortunately, I neglected to add their phone number to my mobilni, so I can't call to get the address. Bummer, I guess this means I don't qualify for my prostitutki locating merit badge.

So, I decide to head back home. But, before I get there I have one last chance to salvage the evening. I have the number of a girl on intimcity.ru that advertises as tol'ka vuiyezd (outcall only). Her name is Olesa, and, I actually have her number in my mobilni 8-(905)-731-66-48.

I give her a call, and, miracle of miracles, she answers the phone. Yes, she is working tonight. No, she's not busy right now. Yes, she can be at my apartment in 1 hour.

I head back to the apt. to get ready for my guest and a little over an hour later, the phone rings and she is downstairs. I buzz her in, but when I open the door there are 2 girls. Olesa and Alyona. Hmmm... interesting.

So, I'm not quite sure what to make of this. Turns out Olesa and Alyona are the same age, 18, have the same birthday, in a couple of days, grew up right next to each other in the same apartment building, so they are sort of inseperable. Whatever Olesa does, Alyona does. Well, almost... I asked Alyona if she wanted to join Olesa and me in bed, but she declined. She preferred to make herself some chai and sit in the kitchen.

"You two go ahead, don't mind me".

Olesa is tiny, less than 5 feet, maybe 4 foot 8 inches. But she's got a great bod for her small stature. [url]http://www.intimcity.ru/persons.php?id=34736[/url] She is also a diligent worker. Begins with an excellent covered BJ, which probably would have gone on forever if I didn't prompt her so change positions. We do it this way for a while and then that way, and then we skochki po preriya to the finish.

Meanwhile, Alyona is in the kitchen, doing the dishes.....

After we finish, Alyona calls a car service to pick them up and I bid them farewell.

So, I like this outcall business, particularly during the winter. For 4,000r, they come to me, I get my ashes hauled and my kitchen cleaned. Not a bad deal.

счастливо....

Some pictures I took...

There's no nikked woman, so I won't put them in the photos section

It's cold.

I mean... it's cold.

Too cold to be running around at night. Best to go out during the day. If the sun is shining, it can't be too bad.

I think I'll try the salon at Universitet. I give them a call, 495-107-6773, and yes, they are open, but the girl tells me that Kira is not working today. Zhalko. I was hoping to meet her, she had an excellent review in sextalk.ru, but that's the problem with weekends.

One nice thing about the weekends is that the city doesn't seem so crowded, or crazy. There are lots of people in the metro, but they're mainly families out shopping, none of that crazed pushing and shoving that you get during the week.

I come up from the metro at Universitet, and there is a group of guys, standing outside, drinking beer.... in sub-freezing temperature. Because the temperature hasn't risen above freezing in the past several days, the sidewalks have acquired a permanent layer of ice. On top of that is what's left of the last snowfall, which makes for some slippery going. In fact, it's impossible to walk, you just have to sort of skate. It's great fun for the kids, no wonder Russians make such good hockey players. What's really amazing is how the women can slide along on those 3" heels.

There is a tram station right there at the Metro station, which will take you to Leninskii Prospect. From there, it's about 70 or 80 meters pyeshkom (by foot) to 71 Leninskii. The podyezd is around in back.

They buzz me in, and the girl who opens the door ushers me into one of the rooms. A few minutes later, 2 girls enter the room and wait patiently for me to choose. There's not much to chose from, that's the problem with coming on a Saturday afternoon. The first girl is a blonde, and she looks pissed as hell about something, so I think I'll leave her alone. The second one, a brunette, has a quick smile, kind eyes, and is very soft-spoken. She looks promising. Her name is Marina [url]http://www.erotic-massage.ru/showgirls/100/4[/url]

The girls leave and Marina returns with some chai and a towel for the shower. Marina is a sweetie pie. She's 20 and a student at the university, finishing her studies. She's from Novosibirsk, she has dark hair and almondish eyes and is very spakoina. She is in no rush at all. She's a little plump, but that just serves to fill out her figure. She gives a decent massage, first with her hands, then a body massage, which has me ready for action in no time. She is very compliant with sex, any position I want, which she seems to be able to anticipate in advance. She's a good partner.

Not a bad way to spend an afternoon...

The salon at Universitet is actually fairly easy to get to. Take the red line to
Universitet. When you exit the metro, don't go straight up the escalator, take the underground transfer to the other side of Vernadskogo, that saves you having to negotiate the traffic at the intersection.

When you come up, keep walking straight ahead towards Lomonosovski. Puzir will be on your right. Just past Puzir is the tram stop. Take any of the trams and they will take you down to Leninski. I prefer to get off at the stop on the other side of Leninski, that saves you having to negotiate the intersection on foot. Walk north on Leninski until you reach No. 71. The podyezd is around in back.

OK...

I'm tired of shlepping all over town trying to get laid. There's a salon within walking distance of where I'm staying. I should try that.

[url]http://www.fantasys.nu[/url] is the website for the salon. They advertise themselves as a massazhni salon, but from the reviews I read on sextalk, the offer the polni program.

I call their number, 799-4657, and a woman answers. They are working today and will be happy to see me, but it seems important to her to know whether I have been there before or not. I tell her I haven't, and she wants to know how I heard about them. I tell her through the internet. "Podozhdi, pozhaluista" (wait a minute please), and another woman comes on the phone. She also seems to be concerned whether I have been there before and how I heard about them. She tells me to go to Strastnoi Blvd Дом 4. and call her from there.

So, I head out to Pushkinskaya. Дом 4. looks to be the buıldıng rıght next to Garazh Club. I call the salon again and speak to the woman. She asks me to find some landmarks, which lead me to an arch on Strastnoi. So, then she wants to know what I am wearing. Huh??? She says Yuri, or Dima, or someone will be down to meet me. Five minutes later, a young guy comes walking through the arch and stares around, must be him.

He takes me back through the arch and a big dvor, which opens out again on Kozitsii pereulok. We enter through the podyezd and we walk up a couple flights of stairs. This building looks like Pushkin himself might have lived here.

But, once inside the apartment, it is very nice. This place is obviously a class joint. The mistress ushers me into a big bedroom. She opens the door and the room is packed with a dozen or so gorgeous babes, all in their lingerie. They are all waiting for me to make my choice. The effect is very spectacular, but, undaunted, I quickly choose the tallest blonde I can find and away we go. Her name is Veronica.

First things first, she asks for the money, 3,000r, which I place on the dresser. She disappears with the money and then, comes back with the money. I guess they just wanted to make sure that I had it?. "Chai/kofe?", tapochki (slippers), polotyents (towel), doosh (shower), and we are ready to go.

This girl is gorgeous! And she's all mine for an hour. ;) I'm thinking that we're going to start with a massage, but Veronica is not much of a massazhistka. OK, so let's move on to the BJ, covered of course. Excellent BJ does the trick. She hops on and we skotchkii po preriya for a while until she decides that she wants to do it doggy style. OK, gorgeous, I'm with ya. The problem is, her legs are so damn long, I can't quite get the elevation lined up. Damn, that's the first time that's happened! But I sure ain't gonna waste a perfectly good hard-on trying to figure that out. I roll her over and continue to pound away missionary style.

Veronica is "nye protiv".

After we finish, I sip my chai on the bed and Veroica stares at me with these big hazel eyes, like some kind of gooney-bird. OK, gorgeous, I know you can fuck, what else you got? I try to engage her in a conversation, which is easier said than done. She's 25, from Ivanono, has been working at the salon for about six months. Graduated from the institute as an Economist (which in Russia is more like an accountant) and came to Москва looking for work. But, of course, the salon pays better (where have I heard that before?).

The hour is up, quick shower and back out on the street. On the way back to Pushkinskaya, I realize that this place is almost directly across the street from Night Flight, since Kozitsii pereulok intersects Tverskaya. So, if any of you guys are tired of buying dyevs out of NF for 300/400 bucks a pop, this place is a good alternative, the same quality, for a fraction of the price.

Best make sure you call first, you definately don't want to show up at this place unannounced.

Here's a couple pictures of Veronica I took from the website.

WYSIWYG...

[QUOTE=Stravinsky]OK...

[url]http://www.fantasys.nu[/url] is the website for the salon. They advertise themselves as a massazhni salon, but from the reviews I read on sextalk, the offer the polni program.
.... On the way back to Pushkinskaya, I realize that this place is almost directly across the street from Night Flight, since Kozitsii pereulok intersects Tverskaya. So, if any of you guys are tired of buying dyevs out of NF for 300/400 bucks a pop, this place is a good alternative, the same quality, for a fraction of the price.

Best make sure you call first, you definately don't want to show up at this place unannounced.

[/QUOTE]
This is an interesting option.
Would it be possible to get there and get serviced with no Russian?

GT,

You know...

You could try calling and speaking English. There might be someone there who speaks enough English to get by. It's worth a try. But wait until you are there in the neighborhood.

Other than that you will have to speak Russian. But remember, the salon wants your business. They are not going to hang up on you just because your Russian is not perfect. They will do their best to try and get you in.

OK, back in sex prison.....

I'm sure there are arguments for visiting Moscow at any time of the year, but I think summer is the best time. It's too difficult, and expensive, to get around in the winter.

Plus, in summer, the dyeffki are all on display in their summer clothes, or lack thereof. It's an added benefit.

Something I noticed this last trip is that the taxists have stopped quoting fares. Now the way it works is... you tell them where you are going and they ask you what you are willing to pay. If you don't offer enough, they will ask for more. Sort of like an auction. It could be a winter thing, in the summer it's too easy to walk.

Taxi fares go in increments of 100 Rubles. So best to know how to count by hundreds.

100 - сто "stoh"
200 - двести "dvyesti"
300 - триста "tree-stah"
400 - четыреста "chi-tuir-es-tah"
500 - пятьсот "pyat-soht"

500 Rubles is the maximum you should pay for a short trip within the center of town. And that's maybe late at night, in a blizzard, in a Mercedes. Most trips should be 200r to 300r

счастливо...

Excuse my laziness, but how much is 3000r?

[QUOTE=Stravinsky]OK, back in sex prison.....

I'm sure there are arguments for visiting Moscow at any time of the year, but I think summer is the best time. It's too difficult, and expensive, to get around in the winter.

Plus, in summer, the dyeffki are all on display in their summer clothes, or lack thereof. It's an added benefit.

Something I noticed this last trip is that the taxists have stopped quoting fares. Now the way it works is... you tell them where you are going and they ask you what you are willing to pay. If you don't offer enough, they will ask for more. Sort of like an auction. It could be a winter thing, in the summer it's too easy to walk.

Taxi fares go in increments of 100 Rubles. So best to know how to count by hundreds.

100 - сто "stoh"
200 - двести "dvyesti"
300 - триста "tree-stah"
400 - четыреста "chi-tuir-es-tah"
500 - пятьсот "pyat-soht"

500 Rubles is the maximum you should pay for a short trip within the center of town. And that's maybe late at night, in a blizzard, in a Mercedes. Most trips should be 200r to 300r

счастливо...[/QUOTE]

Strav:

I am in Moscow right now, and agree that the brutal cold makes life here a bit rough... but a couple of comments...

* taxis:

I stopped asking them how much they want years ago. It's best to know your destination, make an offer 50-100 rubles below what you are willing to pay. He'll counteroffer and you settle in the middle... or accept his offer if it's -20° C like today... :)

The worst bargainers are old pensioners... they accept almost any price. The best bargainers are Armenians, Azeris and Georgians. They are tough.

* time of year:

Both seasons have their merits. Summer obviously is more pleasant in terms of viewing mini-skirt clad girls or sitting outside, walking around etc. It's also the best time of year to wander around looking for that elusive salon in D.24, Proezd 5, kv. 24... :)

However half of Moscow leaves the city in the summer, including many of it's hottest women. Even the top clubs are half empty in July and August. Winter is the best non-pro hunting season...

Cruiser:

You are lazy! 3000 Rubles is about $120, but who is counting.. :)

Kiev vs. Moscow vs. Odessa:

I've spent time in all 3 in the last month... and in terms of eye candy and really classy, thin, sexy girls Moscow wins hands down. Not even close.

Or maybe I'm just spoiled here. It is a businessman's town. Two days ago my buddy and I, dressed in the classic dark suit/white shirt/dark wool longcoat combo, picked up two hot tanned teens in Etazh with the cleverest of pick-up lines... "wanna get some sushi?"*

Hell, even Moscow's TGIF is chock-full of hotties... can't say that about Kiev's TGIF... it's only full of horny ISG sexpats... :)













* no, we didn't buy them a fucking phone... just about $150 worth of cocktails and sushi at Vision and taxi fare back to my apartment...

Using the irregular taxi at night is a necessity in Moscow. Especially, after dark foreigners should not use the metro unless they are with a group of people.

I have always stayed at my friend’s apartment at Kolomenskaya, which is 3 stops to center. In summer I try not to pay more than 150Rb, but in winter it's too cold and it may be too difficult to find warm cars so instead of negotiating, I directly make my offer- 250Rb.


In summer, if you don't like the price, you don't need to accept his offer. The next one or the other ones may take you to the price you want.

Don’t use the irregular taxi;

-if there are other passengers,
-if you don’t feel secure,

My favorite car is VOLGA. Unfortunately, most of the time I find Jiguli or Skoda. :(

Georgian, Azeri and young Russian drivers love to chit chat.



Vision is a nice spot(opposite of Mister XXX on New Arbat) to spend hard earned $s with your gf...:) (colorful view at night with those neons)

Doc, you're the king of all....Hail the captain...

[QUOTE=Big Bro AJ]Using the irregular taxi at night is a necessity in Moscow. Especially, after dark foreigners should not use the metro unless they are with a group of people.

I have always stayed at my friend’s apartment at Kolomenskaya, which is 3 stops to center. In summer I try not to pay more than 150Rb, but in winter it's too cold and it may be too difficult to find warm cars so instead of negotiating, I directly make my offer- 250Rb.


In summer, if you don't like the price, you don't need to accept his offer. The next one or the other ones may take you to the price you want.

Don’t use the irregular taxi;

-if there are other passengers,
-if you don’t feel secure,

My favorite car is VOLGA. Unfortunately, most of the time I find Jiguli or Skoda. :(

Georgian, Azeri and young Russian drivers love to chit chat.


If I am not wrong, currenty $1 is 26,2 Ruble and 1 Euro is 34,3 Ruble.[/QUOTE]

Big Bro:

Your prices are normal... prices are a bit high now, due to the cold. But honestly... arguing over 50 rubles in Moscow is a sure sign you are in the wrong city... so I agree with you that endless haggling over price is silly.

Caucasian guys are a lot of fun... they'll chat your ear off if you get them started... and they love to talk about women and food... those are my favorite things too... actually my girlfriend's here tell me that when I speak Russian I have a Georgian accent... :)

Your absolutely right about cars.. only 5 types stop:

* Skodas:

Pieces of shit but fast. Young poor Russians love this car... and it's amazing sometimes what kind of stereo equipment they put in there. Still though, shitty.

* Ladas:

The shittiest of the shitty. I hate this fucking car. Usually driven by old pensioners and Caucasians. The second cheapest car on the road... the cheapest is the so-called "death-capsule", the dreaded Oka.

* New European or Japanese cars driven by young Russians:

Pure luxury when they stop... especially during the day they stop.. but only take you if you are going in the same direction as they are, they don't take you to "out of the way" destinations.

* Volgas:

Super comfortable, but smells like gas... still the best of the "Russian" cars... my favorite taxi too... unfortunately they are getting more and more rare. Preferred by middle-aged Russians, many of whom were drivers for politicians before these started getting Audis, BMWs and Fords.

* Luxury limos driven by politican chaffeurs. I've ridden in limos, Audis and BMWs. Drivers try to earn a few bucks when driving the "official car" around while their employers are in meetings or at work... this is getting rarer and rarer, but still happens... especially if you are wearing business clothes.

I've ridden in a hearse, an ambulance and a militia car... so you never know who will stop!