Bangkok Reports

this is part 2/2.

the next morning i had consumed an octuple of espressos before 8am, and a double thereafter on the hour, every hour. at around noon i get an sms from buxom saying something about 'nice to talk to you, maybe we can see each other soon.' i responded with something generic,and that was that. i worked my ass off all day, and got back to the hotel late, around 7pm. i can't believe i didn't crash at that point, but i suppose the 28 espressos through the day had something to do with it.

i was exhausted and in no mood to troll the bars, streets or dance clubs tonight. i was actually considering extending my celibacy another night, but then i realized that would be two nights in a row. in monger law, that is a capital crime, and i know mongers can be ruthless about applying their law. so i thought about it and decided to try to give buxom a shot. i sent her an sms saying 'you going to work today?, and she responds saying 'i'm at home, but i am on my way to the club.' to which i respond 'i'm free, wanna come over?' and she responds (literally): “yes!”

[b]arrival of the boob flesh[/b]
i showered the stink off of me, and awaited the jiggling buzooms. they arrived at 8:10pm – a call to my phone, i go down and pull her upstairs. she is wearing a one-piece clingy blue mini-dress. 'nuff said.

we get in and she wants to chat. oh dear. i indulge her, thinking it will be the normal fare. but we end up talking for over 45 minutes. as we talked, i was slowly undressing her. i mean *slowly*. i slowly pulled her mini-dress up a little, and then her shoulder strap down a little, then the other side of the minidress up a little, etc. it took me 45 minutes of slow, patient undressing. and it was awesome. i mean, she was not resisting *in any way* - she was totally cool, and a couple of times got impatient and just slammed my hand onto her tits. but i am such a freak, i love taking things slow – i love teasing things out into tortuously long and dragged out events. and this is a prime example.

so, 45 minutes later, i have her minidress up around her waist and the top part down to about her nipples when she just gets impatient, stands up and takes the whole thing off. she then mounts me (wearing black laced underwear and bra) and we continue our chatting. here's where it gets interesting.

she starts to tell me about this morning, when she woke up at 6am and didn't know what to do. so she starts up a porno dvd and masturbates.

huh?

so we start talk about how she does it, and what she likes, and then i ask her what her favorite position is. she paused, and then looked away. i asked her again, gingerly this time, and she says she needs to tell me something. she said that the first time she ever had sex, it was not consensual, and so she feels like it was [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url]. but ever since then, when she has sex, if it is gentle, she feels like there is something wrong, and she needs it to be a little rough. oh boy, this ain't really kumbu's thing – he's more of a lover than a ravager, but you know...as i thought about it...i was warming to the idea. it might be the perfect tonic for the withdrawal symptoms i was feeling from my anal girlie.

she says that i smell nice, to which i respond:
kumbu: yes, i showered already. would you like to shower?
boobs: no
kumbu: umm...okaaaay...
boobs: not unless you shower with me.

done. she walks off and i hear the shower crank up, so i shed my clothing and inhibitions and prance into the shower, only to be met with the two most giggilicious treats imaginable. breasts are really not my thing, but when they are this big, this juicy, and this natural, they are just one hell of a curiosity. i played and wiggled them like a total retard – i was just amazed by their volume, their consistency, their pliability. hee-hee-heee...weeeeeeeee! she had obviously seen this all, so she was not terribly amused, nor put off by it.

[b]round 1 - daty[/b]
we get into bed and as promised, it was vigorous. it wasn't rough really – no slapping or spitting or anything, but she was very physical. she was grabbing me, pushing me, flipping me over, and generally being very aggressive. i tried to assert myself, and i finally managed to tame the wild beast just a little. i tried my best to avoid her tits. i wanted to show that i am above that and that i can pay attention to other things on her. she has decent legs, and an ass that was similarly nice. her belly was not super tight, but certainly not evident of child. her pussy was very well shaven and super-fresh. i kissed her neck, down towards her breasts, and then skipped over them entirely to her belly, where i kissed for another few minutes. i moved towards her pussy, and asked permission, receiving the all-clear. so in i went.

her pussy was rather odd. i enjoy playing with pussy lips a little. some lips are large and flappy, others are small and stubby, but invariably licking around them gets some positive responses. this girl had no pussy lips whatsoever – it was incredible. her pussy was the most compact piece of machinery i have ever seen – tight, small and not a bit of hanging or loose flesh. furthermore, it was a very light hue of pink – very delectable indeed. it was clean shaven, and so when i went in, it felt rather odd. i poked around down there a little, and had a great deal of difficulty locating the clit. she was well hooded, but i eventually revealed the pretty little thing, lying shyly beneath her cocoon. i found that trying to get direct tonguage onto the little critter was not worth the effort – prodding and probing straight down onto the hood was sufficient to get her going. in fact, i ended up suckling her entire upper area in a rather aggressive manner, and that worked the best for her.

nuzzle, nibble, flick, stroke, prod, rub, and presto, the lady sang. this one was a little unusual in that she moaned and groaned the whole way, and then when it came time to orgasming, when i expected her to shout out in ecstasy, she bundled up and tightened all her muscles. her face contorted, her legs tightened around my neck and she stopped breathing. the death grip she exhibited around my neck was a little worrying. i struggled to loosen her hold on me, beginning to feel the lack of air in my lungs. i felt a little like the wildebeest crossing the river who suddenly finds itself in the grip of the crocodile's huge, overpowering jaws. the poor beast has no chance of getting away, but it struggles nonetheless. i wriggled and squirmed for a few seconds, and then realizing my predicament, gave up. i went limp for a few moments, trying to reserve my oxygen supply, and few moments later, thankfully, her orgasm subsided and i was able to breath normally again. she then reached down and grabbed a fistful of my hair and yanked me the fuck away from that thing.

[b]intermission: boobies[/b]
without pausing, i pull up to the main attraction. i approached the monsters with some trepidation. it's been a while since i dealt with flesh of this kind and in this volume - i was not sure where to start. so i started by squeezing the right one and kissing around the nipple. i kiss, kiss, kiss, and pop it into my mouth for some sucking. she inhales. meanwhile, my other hand is squeezing and squashing the other one, quite vigorously. she seems to relax once i get into her titties – i suppose this is her comfort zone, where most guys end up with her.

so much for the 'i'm above this' crap. i decide to go to town on these babies. i grab them with both hands and squeeze them together into one large agglomeration of tit. i pull my head back a little and look down at the amassed flesh, and then like a kingfisher, i dive straight into the pond head first. my face in engulfed with breast meat, i mean completely immersed in it, from ear to ear. i can see nothing, i can't breathe, and all i can hear are her muffled groans through the mass around my ears. i felt quite decadent, very indulgent, very greedy. i pop up once in a while for oxygen, and then back down for more perverted submersion.

i eventually pull out of the boob gorging event and start more suckling. i suckle the left, then the right, then the left, and then i realize i can squeeze them together and suck both nipples at the same time – they are that big! and as this begins, she just gasps with delight. it was a little hard to do – it required quite a bit of manual and oral dexterity to pull off the rhythmic double-nipple, but it was a great deal of fun.

[b]round 2: deep and slow[/b]
she then embarrassingly says 'where condom?'. i don the man of troy, and and place little kumbu onto her pussy. as i said, her pussy was so clean and undifferentiated that i couldn't really see her vagina – all i saw was this slender slit, and i wasn't sure where the actual hole was. i grabbed both her ankles and lifted them wide, hoping to gape the pussy a little so i would at least see a target to aim for. nothing. yikes, i need to be a little more obvious about it, so i stick my finger down there and start to doodle around looking for the hole. she finally figures out that i am lost and with one hand she reaches down and grabs little kumbu my the scruff of his neck. with her other hand, she reaches down and opens up her pussy – ah, there it is! she guides little kumbu towards the entrance, and and we finally have contact.

i push in slightly, but the man from troy is unlubricated, so i need to be careful. she is wet, but all her juices are inside the tightly caged secret called her pussy. so i bully little kumbu's head into the hole and start to wriggle around a little, trying to get him properly juiced up. it is slow going – i slowly enter her, taking perhaps a full 2 minutes, inch by inch getting deeper, until i am around 70% of the way in. with most thai girls, this is all they will take – their small frames not ready for the full kumbu. but her hands are feverishly pressing against my back urging me deeper. so i push in a little bit more, unwilling to hurt the poor girl, but she keeps urging me in.

eventually she whispers in my ear 'i like it deep and slow, can you do that?' *can* i? so i start to do it deep and slow. turns out that a simple instruction like 'deep and slow' can in fact be ambiguous, and i realized this as soon as i started my thing. two meanings:
(i) insert deeply, then pull out almost all the way, then insert deeply, and repeat slowly.
(ii) insert deeply, then keeping it inserted deeply, perform slow, shallow pumps.

i wasn't sure which she wanted, so i opted for (i), since it seems like more fun. i pushed as deeply as i could, and then pulled out until little kumbu's head was half way out. i then thrust back in, slowly, evenly. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated.

eventually, i realized this is not what she wanted. she was responding disproportionately loudly at the deepest part of my penetration, so i decided to change-up. i inserted all the way, and then started to do some mini-pumps, small, slow, circular, but all with little kumbu deeply embedded within this beautiful woman. this sent her into stratospheric delight. she whimpered and groaned and yelled - it was somewhat embarrassing. she finally reaches climax, by which time i am drenched in sweat.

[b]more chatting while little kumbu idles his engine[/b]
when she comes, she pulls back a little, and her eyes seem to suggest a break. i'm cool with that. so i pull out, and we start to talk. we talk about this and that as i stroke her naked body, playing with the huge lobes on her chest. she is a talker, that's for sure, so i let her talk while i focused my attention on her body.

you know about her boobs, but i was surprised to discover that her ass was definitely worth some time. if was hefty and large, but firm. very, very firm. and her legs were taught, i.e., shapely and very tight, just like her pussy. it's as if every ounce of extra flesh has migrated to her chest region, leaving nothing but skin, bone and muscle for the rest of her body.

so we talked/groped for 10 minutes, and then i just lost control and grabbed both her boobs with my hands and gave them one almighty squeeze. and we're off...

[b]round 3: this way please[/b]
i suck for 60 seconds or so, just tapping on little kumbu's accelerator a little since he had deflated slightly during the 10 minutes of chatting. but then i went straight back to the copulation. again, i found it tough to insert the little guy, and i needed her help. were i not in such a feverishly horny mood, i would have been a little embarrassed, but i wanted to fuck and that's all that counted. i get in, and goddammit, i had to slowly insert little kumbu, inch by inch, as before. it took forever before i was maximally inserted. so i start the regular deep and slow thing, but this time she grabs my ass cheeks and starts to control the technique. she shows me how she likes it by pulling my ass cheeks with the right level of thrust in the right direction. turns out it is an angle i would never have guessed, kind of upwards and to the right, towards the top back corner. little kumbu's head started to hit a small mound of flesh in there, and voila – i had a target. pretty soon, i took over from her and could find the target myself. i felt like a child who has taken off the training wheels from my first proper bicycle – look daddy, i'm riding her myself now!

perhaps 12-15 strokes later, her orgasm begins, and holy fucking shit.

i knew she was orgasming because her back arched and her voice went up an octave, but i really knew she was orgasming when her pussy started to contract. it tightened, and i thought 'cool'. then it tightened some more and i thought 'wow, never felt this before.' then it tightened some more, and i thought 'umm...'. then it tightened some more and i thought 'ok babe, that's enough now...'. then it tightened some more and i thought 'abort! abort! abort!' but now it was too late: i literally could not move my cock. little kumbu had been trapped, i was (i shit you not) totally cock-grabbed by this woman's pussy. the python had caught its prey and little kumbu was in its death grip. once again, i resign myself to what will come, and i went limp for a few moments. and just then, she took a deep breath and the pussy-grab mercifully ended.

[b]gasp, gasp, gasp[/b]
jeez. after that, i needed a break. i was emotionally traumatized. ever had your dick caught in a vice before? i pulled out and she gasped about how she hates me. i said 'what?' and she says 'oh, you too good, i hate you.' not to deflate you babe, but you basically used my cock to fuck yourself, i just happened to be attached to the cock. but hey, that didn't detract from the top-level fucking grade-a sex this was.

so she needed another break, and we chatted for a little while. mind you, this whole time, little kumbu has been the good little soldier and has not complained even once. he has been up for the battle both times, and after the battle, he did not even ask for so much as a kiss. so we chat for a while, and during the talk she asks me what my plans are for the evening. it just so happened that i was supposed to meet some friends from work for some drinks late at night (12:30am) at soi cowboy, and it was now 11:45. so i told her so. she says, 'oh, ok' and she gets up and walks into the bathroom. umm, okaaaaay.

60 seconds later i hear the flush, and then the shower. umm, okaaaay.

2 minutes later she comes out wearing her bra and underwear, and pulling on her one-piece blue mini-dress:

kumbu: what in the name of all that is fucking holy do you think you are doing?
boobs: you say must go see friends, so i not want to cause problem.
kumbu: and walking outta here leaving me with my dick in my hands will not cause problems...how?
boobs: me no understand.
kumbu: evidently.

[b]it's mine i tell you![/b]
so kumbu, not his normal patient self, walks over to her and she senses the danger. she backs into the bathroom in fear. kumbu has a menacing expression on his face which says only one thing: “give me what is rightfully mine”. my head was pointed down, me looking at here with a rage-full, aggressive expression, and she giggles a little (she knew i was playing). i bend my knees and hug her around the ass, and then lift her off the ground. i place her lightly onto the bathroom counter next to the sink and i slowly lower the straps of her dress. the left breast bulges out of the dress and falls heavily downwards. i lower the other side and the right breast boings out and falls free. i grab both breasts, now freshly showered, squeeze them together again, and suck both nipples long and hard. she gasps and grabs the back of my shoulders with fervor.

i then reach around and grab her by the ass. to my surprise, she shifts forward so she is now in my arms, me holding her by the ass, with her arms around my neck, and my face sucking her tits. i hold her up and suck like my fucking life depended on it. i was not aware of where the nipples were at this point, i was just taking mouthful after mouthful of randomly selected breast meat. it seemed to be a never-ending resource, it just kept coming and coming.

i eventually walked us over to the bed, noisily sucking and slurping all the while, tossed her down and jumped onto her ready to ravage her. i roughly pulled her dress down her body, taking the panties with it, and off her ankles. she was now naked, wriggling up the bed away from me in mock fear. i reached down and grabbed her ankles, lifted them as high as i could so that her ass was pulled off the bed. i had her there, spreadeagled before me, and i plunged my tongue directly into her pussy. i did not bother with the clit, i did not pass go, i did not collect $200. my tongue found the hole first time, and it went into her pussy right down to its root. i don't have a tongue like i have a dick, i.e., it really only got into the pussy about an inch, but i tongue fucked her as best i could for the better part of the next 3 minutes. i then decided that enough is enough, and i am not interested in her orgasms anymore (she had already had four that i knew about).

[b]round 4: umm, what's that?[/b]
i pulled up and pushed little kumbu into the hole, finding it easily this time. once again, the insertion was a timely affair. but i finally got there. so i started fucking the way *i* wanted to – long, deep, slow strokes. i pulled out most of the way, then all the way in, smacking her hips with mine as they banged into her. this was rough fucking, and i am not used to doing this. i am usually the slower, more measured, gentle kind of lover, who likes to sensually overwhelm the girl. but i was having my way with her, and she was enjoying it.

as i fucked, i was losing myself in the intensity. i was beginning to get delirious, you know, when emotion and intensity take over. and as such, my pace was picking up, until i was literally thrashing at this girl. she was not only not complaining, she was urging me on. jeez.

then it began. her hands up until now had been on my shoulder blades, pulling me deeper inside of her. sometimes her fingers were digging into my flesh, somewhat painfully, but she was just trying to get me to push harder and faster. but then her hands slowly moved downwards towards my ass. i was determined not to be manipulated by her the way i was the last time, so i positioned my body such that i would have some leverage on her.

to my great surprise, she didn't grab my ass cheeks. instead, with her left hand she grabbed my right ass cheek and pulled it outwards, and with her right hand she inserted her finger straight into my asshole.

my head popped up, lips instinctively puckered, and i said in a long, slow voice 'hellloooooooooooo.'

little kumbu was eager to continue, but what do i do about the digit in my backside? ok, ignore it, maybe it will go away. so i returned to my mega pumping. the problem was every time i thrust deep into her, my ass would clench so as to get maximal penetration, and when that happened, that damned finger became very evident.

it would be one thing if the finger was doing something good for me, but i was getting nothing out of it. plus, she seemed to be really enjoying it. she started to dig around back there, and given how tight my ass is, she may very well have found a diamond. but i was not in the mood to have her forage for shit in my shit locker. so i wriggled a little to give her the hint that it ain't working. but instead of pulling out, she pulls my right cheek wider and sticks in digit #2.

my head popped up, lips instinctively puckered, and for some odd reason, i channeled peter sellers 'birdie numnum.... birrrrrrrrdie numnum'. not sure why that happened, but there you have it.

now i had to stop. i said 'please darling, remove the fingerzzz from my asshole.' she laughs and says, 'you no like?' i say 'umm, no' and she says 'too bad – you fuck me, i fuck you too.'

little kumbu is ready to explode, all he needs is a little more stimulation and he will get his just rewards. so i decide to stick it out for his sake. i grab her two breasts again and make the breast agglomerate once again, and shove my face into that stuff as deeply as i could. i start to pump little kumbu and munch on the tit flesh and i just let go of everything. i fucked and sucked like a man possessed – no inhibitions, no holding back, i just let 'er rip. it was pure, unbridled lust, the likes of which we rarely experience. it was neurochemicals being gushed into my system, adrenaline overdose, testosterone blitz. i went caveman on the girl.

as i orgasmed, i felt her orgasm as well, with the tightening of the pussy being a little less severe this time. we gasped and moaned loudly, each in our own rhythm, until we finally collapsed into each other. after i was finished, she kept twitching and wincing for another 60 seconds or so, as she came down off of the high. i pulled out, and realized her fingers were still in my butt. so i looked at her with the expression “do you mind?” and she obliged.

she goes off to shower while i catch my breath, and then i shower. afterwards, we talk for a while, and then she decides to leave so i can get to my drinking friends. i realized i had failed to discuss money with her, so i asked her what would be a fair price. i realized she had come straight to my hotel and skipped work to be with me, so the bf issue might be on the table. she thought for a moment and said,
boobs: well, my bar fine is 600, so 600.
kumbu: ok, that's fair, 600 plus how much?
boobs: just 600 is fine with me.

so i thought about this for a moment, and had my wwad moment: hmm, what would amjeck do? i figured amjeck would have pulled out a purple and pink (bank notes, not dick and scrotum), paid her 600b and kicked her ass to the curb. so i paid her 2100b, kissed her on the cheek and told her i would see her when i see her.

"Birdie NumNum" hahahahahaha. Another great report!

Thanks Fon Tok and mouse 1, it surprised me that Super Rich would give a better rate than Banks.

I have heard that you can get better rate in Bangkok than Pattaya, can you guys give me your opinion?

Last question, I am staying at Majestic Suite, since this is my first trip to Bangkok, is there a Super Rich or any good money changer in that area? Thanks

An Absolutely delightful read ..... was just passing through the Thailand forum but could not resist the stopover.
Thank you
Jay
[QUOTE=Kumbu]This is Part 2/2.

She goes off to shower while I catch my breath,......

........ kissed her on the cheek and told her I would see her when I see her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Csun213]Thanks Fon Tok and mouse 1, it surprised me that Super Rich would give a better rate than Banks.

I have heard that you can get better rate in Bangkok than Pattaya, can you guys give me your opinion?[/QUOTE]
This is all definitely true - verified by me personally two weeks ago - rates in BKK are better than in Pattaya. I would also recommend Vasu Money Changers - their office is right next to the Nana BTS station, next to Coffee World. Their rates are marginally below Super Rich, but not significantly so.

In my experience, the Super Rich in the Chit Lom BTS station does not have the same rates as the one in Ratchadamri - it is worse. But that was for one currency (dollar to baht), and on one day. But there you have it.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]This is all definitely true - verified by me personally two weeks ago - rates in BKK are better than in Pattaya. I would also recommend Vasu Money Changers - their office is right next to the Nana BTS station, next to Coffee World. Their rates are marginally below Super Rich, but not significantly so.

In my experience, the Super Rich in the Chit Lom BTS station does not have the same rates as the one in Ratchadamri - it is worse. But that was for one currency (dollar to baht), and on one day. But there you have it.[/QUOTE]

Thanks, it will be easier for me to go to Vasu Money Changers since it should be close to Majestic Suite. Not sure how to get to Ratchadamri to find Super Rich. Very surprised that Money changers have better rates than Banks.

I am reading your posts on the Pattaya forum right now. There are just so much information there.

[QUOTE=Csun213]Thanks, it will be easier for me to go to Vasu Money Changers since it should be close to Majestic Suite. Not sure how to get to Ratchadamri to find Super Rich. Very surprised that Money changers have better rates than Banks.

I am reading your posts on the Pattaya forum right now. There are just so much information there.[/QUOTE]Csun213,

There are ton of money changer in nana area, I use the one on soi 7 near the biergarden not far from Majestic, I don't know how much you are planning to change if over 1000 USD maybe is worth to travel all the way to super rich

Taxi will cost you 100 bht, you worry too much not even sure you are coming or not, I think you should just stay home and take care of your mom she need you more than the woman in Thailand.

Fast Eddie 48

Visited a few in Nana last night:


Lollipop: Though I remember there being quite a few cute young girls here last January, it's now very weak and roughly 50% ladyboy, some of them convincingly female to the untrained eye. Left after 5 minutes. To be avoided.

Mandarin (upstairs): Thin lineup last night. Looked like a lot of girls were taking a holiday. Some lookers. Music too loud.

Carousel: Surprisingly good. Several very cute girls. Fun atmosphere and friendly staff. Hung out a while and eventually barfined.

[QUOTE=Csun213]Hi Guys, preparing for my trip in Oct. I plan on change $2000 US at one time, would I get a better rate at a money changer or at a bank? Would I get better rate at Bangkok or Pattaya or are they all about the same? Thanks[/QUOTE]Carry as many USD with you as you feel comfortable with. Avoid any banks or moneychangers at the airport as their rates are punitive. I have never noticed any difference between Bangkok and Pattaya. There are only minor differences between Banks and moneychangers so I would suggest just a quick shop around where ever you end up might pay dividens with the amount you are changing.

Beware of a money changer offering significantly better rates than anybody else as you might end up with a load of counterfeit Baht.

Good luck

I have to agree with your comment on Mandarin. I was through there three times in the past week or so. Not an all star lineup though I did find a few of the school line up girls OK. One thing I noticed or never paid attention too is that in all three times girls from both lineups would approach you in pairs. Looking for that drink. Waved them off each time. I am not into being double teamed that particular way. I had one from the A line up stick her tongue down my throat, feel my soft breast she says, bar fine me please act. Na Da

[QUOTE=Evianist]Visited a few in Nana last night:


Lollipop: Though I remember there being quite a few cute young girls here last January, it's now very weak and roughly 50% ladyboy, some of them convincingly female to the untrained eye. Left after 5 minutes. To be avoided.

Mandarin (upstairs): Thin lineup last night. Looked like a lot of girls were taking a holiday. Some lookers. Music too loud.

Carousel: Surprisingly good. Several very cute girls. Fun atmosphere and friendly staff. Hung out a while and eventually barfined.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Evianist]Carousel: Surprisingly good. Several very cute girls. Fun atmosphere and friendly staff. Hung out a while and eventually barfined.[/QUOTE]Right you are. I trotted down there for a looksie since I have never been to this place, and it was worth the effort. I was just a tourist this time (no bar fine), but will definitely return.

It is one of the third-floor joints (never been that high at NEP before), but be careful how you get to the third floor. If you go up the escalator on the right when you first enter NEP, you are fucked. You get to the top, you are mobbed by the girls trying to get you into those bars in that corner, you fight them off and climb the stairs to the next floor, only to find that Carousel is on the other side of the building, and you can't walk around (it is blocked). So you have to go back down the stairs and face the embarrassing 'aaaah, he's back!' catcalls and teasing from the girls again.

So, when you enter NEP, turn left up the stairs, and then up the next flight of stairs, and you are safely in the right part of the building.

Carousel itself is indeed decent. The place is quite large, everything seems to be oversized - the dance stage, the chairs, the women. There are two rotating carousels, the one on the left as you enter seems to be the main one, and I'm not sure what the deal is with the one on the right. The girls there seem to be totally ignored, but they have to keep dancing. Seems a little cruel.

I walk in and I am met by this totally gorgeous waitress, holy crap! She has a smile that reminds me of my first high school sweetheart - cute, wide, lots of straight teeth. She has a pert little nose and stripper hair - the kind that flicks very well. She's too skinny for me, but damn she's a cutie. So she giggles at me when I order a coke light (what kind of man drinks coke light in a gogo bar?!?), and then she's giggling and smiling at me from across the room the whole time I am there.

So the girls are on a monstrous carousel which slowly rotates, and that, in my opinion, is the brilliance of this place. The girls are dressed in skimpy little chain-link wraps around their butts, but honestly, they are basically naked. They are each holding a pole and dancing against it, and the rotation of the carousel takes them all the way around, so if you follow them around with your eyes, you get to see them from every angle. Sweet.

Most of the girls in here were not to my taste except for one - a total drop-dead gorgeous stunner. She looked young, maybe 22, with legs that would stop a Jumbo jet. Flown by Kumbu.

The other girls were all nothing to me. I mean, they were over weight, over aged, and under beautified, IMHO. I would not have bar fined any of them, save this pretty leggy girl. Having said that, there were a lot of girls sitting with guys already, and I suspect they were the cream of the crop. So I'm guessing the quality is much higher than I actually witnessed, but that's just a guess. Nonetheless, despite this lack of quality, the most discerning of Mongers (Kumbu) is willing to return in the very near future.

The show started a few minutes after I arrived, and it was pretty good. There was an umbrella show, where water pours down (gushes down) onto a semi naked girl who uses an umbrella to 'protect herself', and then she does the splits with water pouring down all around her. Very cool. And then a couple more shows, but not worth typing about.

The place was not very full, maybe 30% full on a Th night at around 10:30pm. There were something like 40 girls in there, and maybe 20 guys. There are booth-like lounge chairs all around the place. In the back they go two levels deep. There are also lots of cocktail-style tables and chairs in the middle of the place, so lots of seating. It's a comfortable place to sit where you can probably find a spot and not be bothered by anyone.

I noticed a Japanese guy at the carousel just zonked out looking up at the asses. I noticed an Indian guy getting a lap dance from a girl. I noticed a large white guy (very large) with two girls resting their heads on his humungous belly. I noticed a couple of white guys in their 50s teasing the waitresses. I noticed this one white guy with his hand down a girls panties fingering her, to her mocked screams of resistance. I saw lots of young, poorly shaved white guys come in with lots of gusto and leave a few hundred baht lighter. So there was a great mix of clientèle.

As I said, the bar is large and open (albeit dark), and so it has a good vibe to it. I was beginning to be hassled by a hostess, so I grabbed my drink and moved to a different location, leaving her open-mouthed and aghast. I then chatted up the cute waitress, who was young and giggly and very naive. Decided sleep was more alluring at this point, but I will most definitely return to this place.

Oh, my Coke Light cost me 120B.

[QUOTE=BigSmile]Carry as many USD with you as you feel comfortable with. Avoid any banks or moneychangers at the airport as their rates are punitive. I have never noticed any difference between Bangkok and Pattaya. There are only minor differences between Banks and moneychangers so I would suggest just a quick shop around where ever you end up might pay dividens with the amount you are changing.

Beware of a money changer offering significantly better rates than anybody else as you might end up with a load of counterfeit Baht.[/quote]



To Big smile

Most country money charger offer better rate than bank, but if you are new to Thailand you do need to change a small amount at the Airport for taxi and transport first, I have never got any counterfeit bill in Thailand yet, China is the worst counterfeit bill everywhere even small bill, rate is little better in Bangkok than Pattaya just alot more money charger, rate change offen in Bangkok I alway just change 1-200 USD at a time as I need and I don't go out of my way to shop for just a few bht more not worth my time have better thing to shop around for .

Fast Eddie 48

[QUOTE=BigSmile]Carry as many USD with you as you feel comfortable with. Avoid any banks or moneychangers at the airport as their rates are punitive. I have never noticed any difference between Bangkok and Pattaya. There are only minor differences between Banks and moneychangers so I would suggest just a quick shop around where ever you end up might pay dividens with the amount you are changing.

Beware of a money changer offering significantly better rates than anybody else as you might end up with a load of counterfeit Baht.

Good luck[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the information. I will change $100 at the airport just so I have some Baht in order to take a taxi.

I will probably change about $2000 to start and will probably exchange at a bank since I have never seen Thai Baht so wouldn't be able to tell counterfeit bills.

Thanks for all who are helpful, just want to get all the information I can prior to coming to Thailand. I will of course post up a report after my Oct trip.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]you fight them off and climb the stairs to the next floor, only to find that Carousel is on the other side of the building, and you can't walk around (it is blocked).[/QUOTE]

I did that walk last week, wasn't blocked.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]I did that walk last week, wasn't blocked.[/QUOTE]That's what I thought, as I did it a few days ago. Thought my memory must be playing up.