Bangkok Reports

There's some construction on the 3rd floor in the back corner, so maybe it was temporarily blocked off on the night in question.

Great Post man!

I join the Kumbu fan club.! Its not really just the act. Its the way its told which makes all the difference.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]This is Part 2/2.

The next morning I had consumed an octuple of espressos before 8am, and a double thereafter on the hour, every hour. At around noon I get an SMS from Buxom saying something about 'nice to talk to you, maybe we can see each other soon.' I responded with something generic,and that was that. I worked my ass off all day, and got back to the hotel late, around 7pm. I can't b.........[/QUOTE]

Will be my first time in Thailand coming up next week.

Looking for some quick advice as I only have a short time there as a stop over on a longer trip. I'm staying at a hotel near the airport.

[QUOTE=Alan Cain]Will be my first time in Thailand coming up next week. Looking for some quick advice as I only have a short time there as a stop over on a longer trip. I'm staying at a hotel near the airport.[/QUOTE]Lots of options, but for a first time BKK visitor, [i]I recommend:[/i]

First get some cash from an airport ATM or money changer, then...

1. Take a [u]meter taxi[/u] to Tulip Massage next to the Thonglor BTS Station. Pick a lady you like from the lineup downstairs (smile and take your time). Go up to room. Take a shower, tell the lady what you want, etc.

Fun for 2 hrs. Cost: 2300 baht (shop 800 baht + girl 1500). You can also take two ladies (add 1500 baht). It's a no brainer. Repeat as often as necessary.

2. Take BTS or meter taxi back to Asoke Station and walk over to Soi Cowboy, Check out a few go-go bars (Tilac, Long Gun, etc.). Pick a nice young lady for short time if you like (barfine 500, girl 2000, room). Short time hotels nearby.

3. Relax. Drink a few beers. Eat some Thai food.

5. Go back to hotel and sleep. Repeat 1-3 as many times as you like!

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Pick a nice young lady for short time if you like (barfine 500, girl 2000, room). Short time hotels nearby.[/QUOTE]

Had a delightfully fresh and affectionate girl in Toy Bar last night ... barfine 400, girl 1500, room upstairs 250 ... do not forget those smaller bars ...

A small round-up from me as well.

Mercury - 2nd floor to the right - felt like I was in a retirement home for old strippers. Ghastly. Unfortunately, I didn't notice till I ordered my beer - one sip and I was out to the merriment of my waitress. I was the only customer in there which should have given me a small clue.

Mandarin - 2nd floor to the right and up the stairs - not as strong as in previous trips but after Mercury it felt like I was among the human race again. Some nice girls in the bathing suit section and 3-4 cuties in the topless section.

Rainbow 1 - bottom floor to the right - there were loads of young girls on hand but they all feel so interchangable that no one really jumps out at you - and no one was going topless here which was a disappointment - not sure if this is customary or I was just there at a bad time.

Rainbow 3 - 2nd floor to the left - from 2 weeks ago - a real surprise to me - often has a couple cuties but this time nearly every girl was worth a look with some outstanding small cuties - and the cuter ones were going topless. Many fewer girls than the other 3 Rainbow bars but of a higher quality I thought.

The Freelance World - I am not sure if it is still the effects of the Red Shirts or just a continuance of a declining trend over the past few years - numbers and quality - but the freelancers have hit an all time low. I have come across so few new ones and the ones who are around are all getting up there in age. I know a lot of girls went home during the troubles but they should be back by now.

The Nana Parking Lot - an average night has 10-15 girls out there - most of which you have seen on many previous visits - the two sisters are a nice new addition though - not beauties but fun and friendly.

Gullivers - maybe up to 30 girls on most nights - most in their late 20's and tending to the large busty size.

Beer Garden - day time - you can get lucky and see an occasional decent one but again the vast majority are getting near what should be a mandatory retirement age for working girls and they should be paying rent for the seat they have occupied for years there. An average afternoon has 30-40 women. A couple girls have complained to me that business for them is terrible - the guys who come just want to drink and not boom boom - but considering the options that is understandable.

New Wave - Soi 7 - much fewer but same profile as the BG - and most of them are playing pool any way.

Thermae - the usual story - the Japanese rule the roost. During the troubles there were very few Japanese but the pretty girls still would not give me the time of day. One friend went to talk with one the other night and was waved away before he could even get out a "hello". Now there are a number of less good looking girls there - usually sitting on the right or in the middle but they are pretty much bottom of the barrel material - all the pretty ones stand to the left and "kinichiwa" all night long. But its not a bad place to just look. I took one girl who was an ex-NPL girl who I knew - on the way out her friends said something in Thai and she told me they asked her why she was going with a Farang - "jai dee" she replied.

Nana Liquid - my nights have not been as good as Kumbu's I guess - its all in the timing. But have been in there 3 times from 1am on - I don't like this new set up at all. Before it was a basic meet/meat market with easy access to the girls and easy lighting and sound to flirt with them. Much darker now, much much louder and it is broken up in such a way that there are little pockets of girls around the place. But even so the girls I have seen are really low market - I mean some of thm look like they stopped selling insects outside to come in for the free drink that the Nana hands out every evening on Soi 4. Have yet to see a real looker in the place. Many of them are just the retreads on Soi 4 coming in to get out of the rain and free drink.

Sukhumvit - the girls along lower Suk are an argument for cleaning up this city - a Blade Runner melange of fat Africans, aggressive lady boys and run down looking girls.

Btw - two working girl friends who I have known for a while both went in to the doctors for something else and found out they have TB - a coincidence I wonder or do a lot of these girls have it? Plan on being checked soon but not sure how long the incubation period is for it to show up. Fortunately, I didn't do anything with them but play pool - one has stopped working but the other one can't afford to.

[QUOTE=Evianist]Visited a few in Nana last night:


Lollipop: Though I remember there being quite a few cute young girls here last January, it's now very weak and roughly 50% ladyboy, some of them convincingly female to the untrained eye. Left after 5 minutes. To be avoided.

Mandarin (upstairs): Thin lineup last night. Looked like a lot of girls were taking a holiday. Some lookers. Music too loud.

Carousel: Surprisingly good. Several very cute girls. Fun atmosphere and friendly staff. Hung out a while and eventually barfined.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DRRonin]Thermae - the usual story - the Japanese rule the roost. During the troubles there were very few Japanese but the pretty girls still would not give me the time of day. One friend went to talk with one the other night and was waved away before he could even get out a "hello". Now there are a number of less good looking girls there - usually sitting on the right or in the middle but they are pretty much bottom of the barrel material - all the pretty ones stand to the left and "kinichiwa" all night long. But its not a bad place to just look.[/QUOTE]Went in there the other day just to have a look. A got a few smiles from the less pretty ones (they were nice enough but nothing special) and roundly ignored by the pretty 'Japanese' girls. It amazed me how long they were prepared to stand and wait for a customer... Surely better to go with one farang for 1 hour, make some money and then come back?

Then on reflection I realised that there were about 10 Japanese guys in various small groups around the room. So the girls were still hoping they would be picked. But even worse, if they were seen to go with a farang, they would probably never get picked by one of those guys again... I had a TG once who worked in a karaoke club, and had a steady Japanese boyfriend. He knew what she did while he wasn't around, but made it clear to her that she must never go with a farang. :(

I think its as much about status among the girls themselves - to go with a Farang is considered low-class. If you observe them, the girls standing on the left are all part of various cliques and I think there is pressure not to go out with Farangs - its like being a nerd back in high school and wanting to go out with the "Mean Girls". Last year I thought I was breaking into some of the cliques by taking 4 girls from the line-up and was hoping this would get me in good with the real lookers - but then came to realize that the 4 girls were all Lone Rangers with not even a Tonto to back them up. This time I can't crack the code at all. And most of them aren't really all that great looking but even those have that "don't bother me" look about them. But they are the best looking fl around Sukhumvit.


[QUOTE=Mouse1]Went in there the other day just to have a look. A got a few smiles from the less pretty ones (they were nice enough but nothing special) and roundly ignored by the pretty 'Japanese' girls. It amazed me how long they were prepared to stand and wait for a customer... Surely better to go with one farang for 1 hour, make some money and then come back?

Then on reflection I realised that there were about 10 Japanese guys in various small groups around the room. So the girls were still hoping they would be picked. But even worse, if they were seen to go with a farang, they would probably never get picked by one of those guys again... I had a TG once who worked in a karaoke club, and had a steady Japanese boyfriend. He knew what she did while he wasn't around, but made it clear to her that she must never go with a farang. :([/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DRRonin]I think its as much about status among the girls themselves - to go with a Farang is considered low-class...And most of them aren't really all that great looking but even those have that "don't bother me" look about them. But they are the best looking fl around Sukhumvit.[/QUOTE]Sure, the easy explanation for Thai women preferring Japanese men is about easy big baht and professional [i]face.[/i]

Ever think that just maybe some Thai ladies just don't like to be groped and screwed by big, hairy, white men who often want to negotiate the price downward? You can add "old" and bald to this scenario in many cases, too. ;)

Normally, in Bangkok, the ladies have more choices, (i.e., white, black, asian, south asian, middle eastern, etc.), than mongers do. Given that Thai women are used to sex with smaller (in stature), strong Thai men, and that Japanese men are often built this way, maybe this might be the part of their personal choice for customers.

I've been told that many ladyboys prefer Japanese men, as well, and the reason was definitely not just for their wallets. I leave it at that.

In any event, there are still more than enough pretty ladies in Bangkok to go around...and around...and around.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]...In any event, there are still more than enough ladies to go around...and around...and around.[/QUOTE]
This is the kind of attitude which results in satisfaction, contentment, and happiness in the pursuit of mongering.

Life is too short to fret about the women who don't want us and our money. We all have our preferences -- so do they.

last week evianist posted a report on carousel and i went down to check it out. i saw a pretty little thing and i went back tonight to see if i could snag her.

i got in around 9:15, and the place was the pits. the b team was dancing on the a stage, and it was downright hideous. misshapen bodies, pathetic dancing, i had a good mind of doing an about-turn. but i decided to be patient and sat and sipped a drink for a while. several of the girls on stage motioned to me to invite them for a drink, but i stayed stone faced throughout. there were something like 20 dancers in total (on stage and off), and five customers.

at around 9:30 things turned around. the a team arrived and the b team were relegated to the ugly carousel in the back. amongst the a team there were three good looking girls, but this one girl really stood out for me. i couldn't quite put my finger on why she was so damned attractive.

i kept looking at her trying to figure it out. her body was slim and toned, perhaps a little too slim for me, but nice nonetheless. she had an exceptionally cute face, and she kept looking at me and then looking away. perhaps it was her aloofness which was turning me on.

i fended off three advances from dancers, some crazy. this one girl sounded like she was on crack: she came up to me and said 'i know you.' and i said 'no you don't'. and she said 'i love you.' and i said 'no you don't'. and she said 'you buy me drink, bar fine me and take me hotel for boom boom.' and i said 'no you don't. oh sorry, were you saying something?'

she finally got the hint, and so i went back to looking at ms. attractive. so i finally figured out what was so damned cute about the girl - she looked exactly like my 16 year old niece. oh you sick fuck kumbu. yes, i was as shocked as you are. that pretty much means she is off limits, no? i mean, while it is not [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url], it is virtual [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url], no?

well, maybe one drink wont hurt...(sick fuck kumbu)...

anyway, a few circles of the carousel later, i decided it was time for the rubber to hit the road, so i leaned forward and as she passed by on the carousel, i did a little finger wave to her. she looked at me confused, and then motioned like 'oh, you mean me?' that was the first clue.

she scampers off stage and gets dressed (they are pretty much nude on stage), and when she arrives she sits down with the verve of youth. she does not ask me anything, she does not ask for a drink, she just sits down and grabs my arm and puts it around herself. i look at her face, and it is super, super sweet. a cute smile, pert nose, awesome eyes, great bone structure, and her hair was cut short into a bob of sorts.

i then see her looking at a dancer on stage, and this dancer is giving her instructions. telling her what to do next. uh-oh, clue #2.

i slowly figure out that she does not know what she is doing. i eventually order her a drink, and when the little lady-drink ticket arrives, she does not know what it is. one of the on-stage dancers motions to her to keep it. it dawns on me that she's a total newbie.

before i can ask her anything, she asks me if i speak thai. i say nit noi. turns out she speaks no english, nothing, nada, less than nit noi. crap. so she is a newbie, and speaks no english, could this get any worse?

i first ask her if this is her first day, and she says yes. first, first day, and i am her first customer ever. i ask her how old she is, and she gleefully says 17. my eyes bug out of my head. i pull out my phone and type '17?' and she, without any shame or embarrassment, nods her head happily. she then proceeds to beg me to take her to the hotel. at this point, i notice that she keeps looking over into the corner at this middle aged woman for guidance. i ask her who that is, and she says it is her mama. are you kidding me???

i pay up, kiss her on the cheek, slip her a 100b note and tell her 'first day for you, chok dee' and run outta there as fast as i can.

so i managed to avoid the virtual defiling of my brother's daughter because she was basically the same age as my brother's daughter. i thought i was a sick fuck, but in the end, not even this sick fuck would cross that line.

[QUOTE=DRRonin]A small round-up from me as well.[/quote]

good stuff Ronin. agree with amost everything you said


[quote]Mercury - 2nd floor to the right - felt like I was in a retirement home for old strippers. Ghastly. Unfortunately, I didn't notice till I ordered my beer - one sip and I was out to the merriment of my waitress. I was the only customer in there which should have given me a small clue.[/quote]

I found one of my best finds ever in here, and although she lasted about a grand total of 2 weeks before retiring from the bargirl scene, I still check this place out once in a while. Pretty low quality generally.


[quote]Rainbow 3 - 2nd floor to the left - from 2 weeks ago - a real surprise to me - often has a couple cuties but this time nearly every girl was worth a look with some outstanding small cuties - and the cuter ones were going topless. Many fewer girls than the other 3 Rainbow bars but of a higher quality I thought.[/quote]

This place is also very nice inside. Probably the nicest gogo. Several cute small girls indeed, but they seem to have a bit of attitude here.

[quote]Thermae - the usual story - the Japanese rule the roost. During the troubles there were very few Japanese but the pretty girls still would not give me the time of day. One friend went to talk with one the other night and was waved away before he could even get out a "hello". Now there are a number of less good looking girls there - usually sitting on the right or in the middle but they are pretty much bottom of the barrel material - all the pretty ones stand to the left and "kinichiwa" all night long. But its not a bad place to just look. I took one girl who was an ex-NPL girl who I knew - on the way out her friends said something in Thai and she told me they asked her why she was going with a Farang - "jai dee" she replied. [/quote]

Thermae is incredibly awkward with the way the girls just stand there. Reminds me of grade school dances. Went there once and only attained eye contact from 2 girls.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]

So I managed to avoid the virtual defiling of my brother's daughter because she was basically the same age as my brother's daughter. I thought I was a sick fuck, but in the end, not even this sick fuck would cross that line.

[/QUOTE]

A monger among men with a talent for writing and still the gentleman.

Hope others have your conscience but I doubt it. Some nasty old guy (Aussie, probably :) ) will do the deed and not think twice about it.

Really do enjoy your writings.

Slim

P.S.
I do love the guys from downunder, so no flames, please

Thanks for the kind words, I appreciate those who take the time to give me feedback. I did think about this issue. Someone at some point is going to introduce this innocent (or not) child to how the real world works, and maybe it would have been a good thing for that person to be me. But at the time I thought this was me rationalizing my desire to take her. I am also aware that by posting a report on her, this will probably motivate said 'nasty old guy', Aussie or otherwise, to make a special trip down there to taste the pleasure of youth. But it's not as if she would remain untouched forever, and therefore there's not much use in NOT reporting. So whoever that guy ends up being, all that matters is that it wont be me.
[QUOTE=Nvslim]Some nasty old guy (Aussie, probably :) ) will do the deed and not think twice about it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kumbu]Thanks for the kind words, I appreciate those who take the time to give me feedback.[/QUOTE]

Hi Kumbu,

Excellent reporting here in the Thailand threads. I always enjoy your posting-assuming that you are the same Kumbu who for a while a few years back kept us entertained & informed with your Berlin exploits.

Keep up the good work and maybe you will make it back to Berlin one of these days. The mongering is more costly here but also offers maybe more variety.

AM