Dubai Reports

I am British born Paki and 27. Well talking about Dubai Forum, I may able to give you some info like you gave me when I was in LOS on ISG long ago. Lets get back to topic "Dubai" I have a reasonable experience of Dubai when it comes to mongering. Well let me start with the your first question you said how safe are MPs with Full service. You refered to Rose. Well Rose Excellent Massage has the worst quality of girls. All are Old and not attractive. Just visited them last week. Although its never been raided but The Mamasan on phone said 6 girls. When I reached there were only saw 3. The location and people were very suspisous. All of Girls were like 4/10 with alot of fats on their body. I hate that and all my friends who have been to LOS must be also choosy when it comes to alot of fats at wrong areas of body. So to be honest I would have never paid more than 200 for 1 hour for that type of a women, but she asked for 500 for 1 hours with FS. Which concluded at 300, with not a value for money. Human Anotomy is quite funny when compared to sexual arousal. A girl with wrong fats at wrong places has never been good in bed to my experience (I may be wrong). I wish atleast if you wasnt good looking she could have been good at her service. Massage was good but BBBJ was below average, and Sex was like she didn't like to change positions. Girls name was Palm.

Anyways let stick to the topic. When you say DXB is safe? That is such a quesiton which no one can answer. If a cop is your best friend even still he won't be able to answer that. Muslim countries are way unpredicatable when it comes to sex and alcohol. Dubai once upon a time used to me a semi-strict muslim country. During the property boom it became a more than liberal country and now its a semi liberal country. If you are tourist and keep your self to hotel and have sex (any type) in your hotel which is girl friendly trust me no will even say a word. But talking about incalls. I have never had any bad experience but its a big mental torture to go to a place where a girl is known to have illegal physical relationships with regular customers comming in. Obviously everybody living around her flat knows what is doing and I personally if am not aware of Dubai and its situation won't recommend incalls for Newbies like you.

For example. I will definately know a girl in my neighbourhood in UK if she is using her room / condo as a brothel. So that adds an extra risk to the situation you are refering. Talking about ramadan I won't recommend trying an incall during that month yea. Hotel rooms are safe, Eat, drink, have sex during that month is no problem. But raids are seriously practiced so outside you are in big trouble.

Stick to the hotel rooms man and have a peace of mind. You come for holidays for peace of mind and fun. So try to achieve that. Get a green hotel, go to the safe pick up joints, pick a girl, bring to hotel, do the deed, if she is good pay her the tip, if she is bad kick her out with just the commited price.

Be confident, responsible (take very little alcohol when outside, but you can get the worst form of drunk in your room) and don't be a typical tourist, Be a little stylish with an attitude giving a professional businessman look and trust me you won't have any trouble in green hotels and joint and even roaming near a AMP.

Dubai is fun but nothing is cheap there. You have to plan and be a bad boy behind the curtains and discreet. If you can do that then just relax and do whatever you want to. ENjoy, Enjoy and Enjoy.

My friend even if everything is good let me tell you SEX IS NEVER SAFE. HIV and STDs are always there which can kill you but still you take the risk. Condoms can break anytime. When you wear them you never think that way. So why worry about the otherthings in dubia. Just follow the rules like you folow the "Safe sex" rule and keep discreet and responsible don't think you are in Pattaya (los). Sex doesn't have death sentence in Dubai like HIV. So don't worry just relax and enjoy. Just be carefull and enjoy the nightlife with precaution and you won't ever get in trouble. Wish ya a happy party time in Dubai.

I am sorry to say but Dubai is an open sexplace + partyplace. Too many sluts around waiting to get picked. You can have any girl with any nationality there. But a little unpredictable. So just have fun nothing will go wrong if you follow the things I just mensioned above.

[QUOTE=Eminent; 1168942]Friends I would like to know that using MPs in DXB safe? (like Rose Excellent and many more which have been discussed on the forum)

I mean to ask that I know few people who do incalls with women rather than bring then to their hotel they do the deed in the girl's rooms. Accordin to these guys they told me that this usually saves them hassle of the hotels and taxis when it comes to doing quick short times. Same is the question about Massage Parlors providing full services.

Now my question is do you think its safe and won't get you in trouble. Obviously sex is illegal in UAE but everybody knows and they don't want to stop it as we all know the reasons.

I would like to hear a word from experienced fellows.

Regards and thanks in advance! [/QUOTE]

Have been a fan of th forum for a long time but have not contributed yet.

This is my first report.

Last month went to Kubu at Radisson. Around 3. 00 am took taxi with a companion.

Taxi driver took a short cut by turning right at Carlton Hotel. Round the curve there was a

Police road block. Lucky there were 2 to 3 cars in front so I ducked out of taxi and ran around.

To the corner and ended at main road behind Radisson. Went round thru small passages and back

To the front of Radisson. Lady was waiting there for me in the taxi and honked me back in.

Went to my hotel and guess what my wallet was empty. I am 100% sure I had money when

I bought the last drink at Kubu. Somebody pick pocketed me at Kubu.

Please be carefull. First time this has ever happened to me in Dubai, the road block and being.

Robbed at a bar

[QUOTE=Viewsoniczee;1169219]Whats is this snake? I ave no clue. Is it on shk zayed road?[/QUOTE]It's the Rattlesnake bar at the Metropolitan Hotel on SZR.

[QUOTE=Semenation;1169299]Dubai is fun but nothing is cheap there.[/QUOTE]Agree with that. You have to keep in mind WHERE you are. In the [u]Middle East[/u]. In that regards, it's great. And you get a wide selection of wg's of many nationalities. White, black, yellow. But if you start comparing it to other places, such as prices, you are setting yourself up for disappointment. Hotels are cheaper in Thailand. The same level of quality costs more in dxb. P4P is cheaper in LOS, but there's a world-wide selection in dxb. If you've been to an oily or soapy in LOS, you will be SADLY disappointed in dxb. Just like when you go to Spinneys, the grocery store. You see some food you like, you buy it, you DON'T compare the price with what you pay elsewhere (Expat 101).

Is seems like security is beefing up a bit.

I can understand hotels and hotel apartments needing to, but residential apartments!

If I 'dial a massage' on my day off, the visitor now has to sign in. One of my visitors buzzed me from the basement the other day where the taxi dropped her off, and I buzzed her in. Only she told me that when she got into the elevator and pressed my floor number, G also lit up at same time – security hauled her out and said she needed to sign in and asked if she was 'working' (good choice of word). TBH I'm not happy about these logs showing that I can 1-2 visitors a week.

Also seems like they have completely stopped the Chinese DVD ladies entering as I haven't seen one calling on a Friday for 2 months now. Even though the DVDs are crud, you could get a nice back rub for AED50.

Anyone else suffering with security?

[QUOTE=Grondig77; 1169579]Is seems like security is beefing up a bit.

I can understand hotels and hotel apartments needing to, but residential apartments!

If I 'dial a massage' on my day off, the visitor now has to sign in. One of my visitors buzzed me from the basement the other day where the taxi dropped her off, and I buzzed her in. Only she told me that when she got into the elevator and pressed my floor number, G also lit up at same time – security hauled her out and said she needed to sign in and asked if she was 'working' (good choice of word). TBH I'm not happy about these logs showing that I can 1-2 visitors a week.

Also seems like they have completely stopped the Chinese DVD ladies entering as I haven't seen one calling on a Friday for 2 months now. Even though the DVDs are crud, you could get a nice back rub for AED50.

Anyone else suffering with security? [/QUOTE]Grondig77,

LE are become bit strict now due to upcoming Ramadan, so careful and be safe

[QUOTE=Grondig77;1169579]I can understand hotels and hotel apartments needing to, but residential apartments![/QUOTE]I bet Suzanne Tamim would have thought that this was a good idea.

I'd say you wouldn't have anything to worry about as long as nothing untoward happens, and no [i]civilian[/i] visitors of your neighbors complain.

Well for my final day report.

17th I believe it was a Friday.

After the lovely turkmen lady, I woke up nice and late at about 2 pm. And was wondering what the hell to do. Well I guess since it was dxb one of the main things to go is go to a mall. Since I hadn't seen the Burj Khalifa up close and personal yet I decided to make a trip to there and the Dubai mall. Fuck me its huge! The food court area is almost as big as some entire malls I've seen in other countries. Making this comment because the amount of superfine ladies strolling around the mall is really out of this world! Beautiful!

Anyhow after lunch at the mall and some bird watching I decided I should make a trip to astoria's tgit. So I hop in a cab and get there at 5. 30, as I walk into the hotel, a recptionist informs me that it only reopens at 6pm. Just my luck. Was hoping to pick someone up for a quick evening fun before starting the crawling action tonight. Any how decided not to wait and just go back to my hotel and get a couple hours of shut eye before hitting the night spots.

Get back and watch a movie rather than nap, then at about 8ish get ready and I'm in panorama at 8. 30. Panorama I think is great! There is a huge mix of ladies there, but among the 'star wars' scene there, there is a gem around a few of the corners. Anyhow I find a great placement to sit my ass and enjoy my beers and smokes and views of the action. Its the corner by the bar service area, where one of the handlers hangs about. The same one who could probably kick everybody's ass if she needed to. The ladies in the bar tonight were not all that hot. However the handler had 2 blonde ladies, one of them with a perfect set of pins and knew how to show them off. But the rest of her was not too much to my liking. The second girl she had was incredibly cute, with such a sweet innocent face, but one of the kind which is innocent in the bar, but if you were to take her out and be nice to her, she would turn into an incredible gf experience. At least thats what I guaged from her. I wanted to take her home so badly, but I had a plan, and I planned on sticking to it.

So at 10 I leave for seaview. The band has just started and is fucking fantastic! Playing all my favorite songs from the 90's. And very happy. Sad thing is there are no women worth taking a second look at. At first I'm standing near the pillar, then I move off and go to the seating area to the right hand side of the stage. The bassist is a true rock chick rockstar. A few of the girls line up singers are very cute, but thats about it. I take a trip to the loo so I can take a look at the ladies on the way. Seems to be lots of africans and lots of prc, no hint of fili girls anywhere! Bit disappointed with that. Any how I stay till about 11. 30 the dj is decent, but not so good. He should be a dj in a stripclub. I split from the joint and off to rattlesnake.

Note all the places I pay the entrance, its been to long since then and I've forgotten how much everywhere.

20 min and I'm at metropolitan. I pay the entrance and get the arm band, and enter. I go straight to the loo as it is necessary to open the flood gates after about 8 beers. Then I make my way over to the far end of the club, and on my way do not see even half of a girl that I would even think of taking home. I settle myself near the entrance to the dance floor on the far side of the club. I see the one lady a previous member reported was a dead fish in bed. The one with the juicy tits but scary face. It takes a while then I see 3 women whom are pretty damn hot. Firstly there is a group of 3-4 women, I can't make out where they are from, but 2 of them are pretty damn hot. One of them is very modelicious, long legs with a fantastic body, very long black hair, and a perfect ass. Her tits were small but not too small, just how I love them. Her body was a 11/10 in my opinion. Her face I would score at about a 7. 5 any how with a body like that it was amazing I wanted to take her home badly. Then she had a friend with her, shorter, jucier, and a fantastic dancer, or maybe because the beer was hitting me and her movements were snake charmer flute like and I was entranced. She seemed to be the person whom the hot body one confided in because everything a guy approached her, she would then speak to the shorter entrancing friend. Finally there was a girl by the bar to my left, definitlyl stani, but with facial features with are absolutely stunning. And with a body which was just as good, stani I say because she had the asian features. But that facial bone structure was impeccable! I was ready to take her then and there but she was with someone else whome I became severely jealout of. Anyhow I decided not to approach any of the 3 because I was going to make a first time stop to kubu, which from the reviews promised to be amazing! While leaving rattlesnake I spot several honeys on the way out and think twice about leaving, but then decide to champion on.

15 minutes and I'm at kubu. I have decided that I really do not like kubu, and don't plan on visiting again. For 3 reasons. 1 the price was high, but that doesn't bother me too much. 2. The layout of the club is seriously restricting, a long club with many large pillars cutting it into different sections. So when you stant somewhere you don't see much at all about what is happening around the club. 3rdly and finally the quality of women was not good at all. They all looked high class in terms of the way they dressed and the way they did themselves up. But you put a pig in a suit, it is still a pig. Bad metephore, I don't want to be rude, but the quality of women there was not nice at all. I only saw 2 amazing looking women whom I would rate an absolute 10/10 for everything. But they seemed occupied with some guys already. So after about 30 minutes and I decided anything is better than this place. So now I have 3 options. It is now 1. 30 what can I do. 1, regal like the previous night, and get that woman of my dreams whom looks like my first girlfriend whom I didn't get to sleep with. Cutest face, seemed like a great personality. 2. Go to premire to close up my bar crawl for the night, pick up a nice lady there and hit the hotel or finally 3. Go back to rattle snake and see if the nice looking ladies I saw when I exited are still there. I said no to premire, because for some reason wasnt in the mood for somthing too stuck up, as premire girls generally are. I decided not regal because that girl would have definitly gone, and I ran the risk of meeting up with the turkmen I took the previous night, and would not be able to make a free choice there. And not panorama, becasuse that cute blond whould have been gone aswell.

With the armband still on my arm I rehit rattle snake. The band was still playing, and I have to say that there is one singer. Whom probably sings the least who is fucking unbelieveably cute! I would probably kill to take her home. Any how that group of 4 girls who I don't know where they are from are still there dancing on the dance floor. The beautiful stani has disappeared, and there are a smattering of pretty looking girls around the place.

Alot of people are approaching the fantastic body girl and getting no where so I don't want to be another one of the tongue hanging out of my mouth bumbs trying to dance close to them have them move away and get closer to them. So I decide not to even attempt them. Seems to be the right idea, because after some time all 4 of the ladies leave the joint without any johns. Its pretty late now, and alot of the ladies have a partner for the night.

There is a dirty looking arab. Emirati girl dancing with this really skinny arab guy next to where I am standing. When I say dirty looking I mean it in the nicest of ways. She had the naughtyist look, and cheekyist smile. And what an amazing body. Looked very tight! Very very tight. Tiny little ass and amazing size tits. Kind of popping out, but not. Just enough for us guys to keep hoping. She was giving alot of guys eye contact, but from what I saw, though all the guys were leaching over her. Nobody was approaching her at all.

I then moved to the other side of the bar. And stood near this very young looking stani girl, who was standing next to her much older looking friend with a hat on. This friend was dancing alot. Any way one guy approached her and I kind of listened in on their conversation to get a guage on what she was asking. Then when she declined him I swooped in. And asked her how much. She said 1500 to which I laughed off, and she came back with 1000. I said I'd give her 800, with a big tip if she made me happpy. I think she liked this deal as she smiled a bit. She then spoke to her friend and came back to me and asked me if I wanted to take her and her friend. I said I didn't, I just wanted her. And I guess that was that. She didn't confirm or deny anything, so I moved on. By this time it was pretty late and everyone was being pushed out of the bar. It seemed the market went into the parking lot of the hotel.

I was approached by alot of ladies but none that took my fancy. Then I saw the naughty emirati looker leave with that small arab looking guy.

Then I saw a beautiful woman. Really beautiful she looked like the kind of woman with class, one you would see in cannes on the beach with her rich husband and his yatch. Very beautiful, probably a 9, but her style and grace definitely put her appeal at a 10. I approached her. Thats when the bubble pops. Her attitute was all wrong. Stuck up not caring, seemed distracted with somthing else attitude. My father is pretty well off, and being his son and going to the school that I went to, in my personal non mongering life have alot of these type of ladies as close friends and if your in their circle they are very open and fun and all. But if your a stranger going up to them they are extremely stand offish. That ok when thats what you are. But when your a working girl you sould definitly not be stand offish when someone approaches you. She said 2000 and the way she said it had me put off. I was ready to spend the 3000 I had in my pocket on this one. But sadly she didn't cut it for me anymore.

I called the dear sweet old turkmen lady I had the previous night, hopped in a cab and she was ready and waiting for me in the hotel, went up to the room, and the night proceeded much like the night before. However this one was even more girlfriendly and full on! And one sexual position we got into really got both of our rocks of crazily!

This time she didn't leave, she just fell asleep in my arms, by now after going 3 glorious rounds with this beautiful woman, it was 7 and passed out. I got up at 10 and got ready for my flight. She slowly woke up and wanted me to get undressed and back in bed with hr for one last round. Unfortunatly I was running late. So we shared some more passionate kissing, and I gave her her money and a bottle of vodka and whiskey I had left over. And we left together. Before we exited the room she slammed the door shut and pulled me in for a deep long kiss again. Said somthing in Russian, and opened the door and we left.

Damage 800 plus 2 bottles of alcohol.

I'm off to the airport a happy man.

This has been a great trip to Dubai. Work wise and fun wise. I'm contemplating extending my trip one more day, but decide that I souldnt!

So as a summary of my trip to Dubai.

Places I'd never go again.

Kubu.

Places I don't need to go again.

Sea view- but will for the band.

Places I will go again because I missed out.

Imperial palace, and tgit, premire.

Places I will make regular

Panorama, Regal and Rattle snake.

Places I need to try in the future.

Majestic's music room.

Moscow hotel- red square.

Karama- Ratsky.

Atlantis- scantuary. Been there before but for a regualr night out with friends spending alot of money on booze, freebies very easily to be had if you splash alot of money on a booth and booze. Girls get sold on that lifestyle.

Howard johnson.

Can somebody do a round up of all the current places to go, and what is available at those places, as there hasnt seemed to be an updated list in a long time from a member who is stationed and regularly on the dxb scene.

I really look forward to my next trip to Dubai in November, I plan to go nuts!

Till then.

Stay safe and play safe!

Kkreeac

Got in touch with a girl from a popular adult dating site named "Gloria" she was a kenyan. Gave me phone number straight away. I had never had kenyan before so thought why not try the menu. I asked her for ST she said 1000. I replied her "No sorry you are too expensive". And she said "600". I asked for LT she said "1500" I turned off the phone. I got a call back and she asked I should tell. I replied 500 (for six hours) + Taxi. She said no 650. I said ok. I called her at almost 12 because I just came back from a long unofficial negotation meeting and had a headache. Finally she called me at hotel gate and then got her into the room after a hassle although the hotel was green but it suddently turned amber (thats another story which I will write in hotel section). I was extremely turned off. Got into the room somehow. Back in room.

Took out some nice duty free whiskey and put it on some rock and had some sip to cool down. The girl was very professional but 7/10 like black girls back in UK and seemed that she won't be more than just a fuck doll and didn't look a GFE at the first site at all. This was much more than a turn off. Well I offered her some beer which she drank like she had never drank beer before. 3 bottles were finished by her in an hour. Damn I was just thinking that hope so she doesn't get drunk. Well the beer did the job soon we were in DFK, followed by a CBJ. After seeing her insisting to put on a condom for a BJ I sucked her boobs and waited for them to get hard. Soon she was taken by me to the shower. Quick shower and immediately quoted that I am very clean and need a BBBJ. She didn't have anything to convince me for CBJ and Soon she was on her legs and giving me a amatuer bare deep throat. Well I felt like CIM but didn't. Took her back to room. Bam! Got her to Doggie, then mish, then cowgirl. Asked her to give me a BBBJ again, She took of the sheath and Bam there was a CIM as soon as she started sucking. She was too carried away and didn't say a word.

Went to the shower took a bath and called the room service. Had some nice soup under over chilled aircon. And had some nuts with some more whikey. Girl was watching tv naked when her bubble butt gave me and instand hard on. Instantly jumped on to the bed touched her ass and felt and watched it for a while to tell me my mind its real and I can have it. Damn I didn't notice that her ass was so fine during the first session because of such less light and a bad mood. Starting rubbing my cock between the cheeks. She didn't seem to be in the mood. So to get her to a mood rubbed some fingers and spit down her hole and back to BBBJ. She was better than before now and I was going to take long to cum now so back to doggie but made sure that I have enough light in room now so I can enjoy the big but view. Slapped and shaked it well and got her to rev. Cowgirl which she took some time to learn. Damn that was hot. Soon felt like anal. She refused instantly. I told her I will take care of her. She didn't agree. Changed serveral pos and Came in her (I mean in her in my condom).

She posed to be feeling sleepy. I said ok. Kept on having my drink and after an hour the "cock" was ready for more. Got into the bed gave her a hug. Got a GFE hug back tried to DFK which I shouldn't have tried because she smelt and tasted real bad this time. Well just ingored that and got DATY she started moaning I started concentrating and damn she was in a mood. Good lubed her ass with my K-Y I keep in my bag. Put a finger and got her moaning. Put two and she said "No" but I got to DATY again with 2fingers up her ass. Took out a dotted condom and threw some nice quantity of KY and tried to enter. She was tight though in begining but eased up and then I said don't worry I ll give you extra and she was happy and kissed back as I was doing A-levels in doggie. Changed to Cowgirl and Came.

Got a quick nap. Got up at 6 woke her p and asked if she wanted to leave. She picked up her bag I gave her 700. She smiled back and I was a happy man sleeping like a rock.

That was my funtime report of Sunday!

Plan on calling her again if she agrees for 500 and 2 shots / night during my 2 week stay once I change my hotel.

[QUOTE=Anil Fedrik; 1169690]Grondig77,

LE are become bit strict now due to upcoming Ramadan, so careful and be safe[/QUOTE]LE are always on the lead and you have to be carefull. Try sticking to the hotel rooms and you would be fine. If are a regular customer of a girl insist her to visit you with the most decent clothes she has ever had. If possible ask her to wear pair of nice jeans and a t-shirt. All girls do have this in their wardrobe. Be very normal in public and talk like friends. If she doesn't understand your language try to stay quite so people don't realize wht you are upto and Yea try to make sure that girl has some I'd on her. If you follow these rules trust me you would never have a problem. Dubai is extremely happening place with working girl houses and brothels and discos because thats the main backbone of their economy but to pose themselves that they are not so much liberal they usually do raid to just show their religious indegenous people that the LE is are trying to get things back in control and regularlize the things.

So keep safe and just move around as I said trust me you ll never get into a any problem at all. Secondly the fear of getting caught will always turn you off. So better be precautious and enjoy. Rather than being feared and not enjoying.

During ramadan try to stay away from all muslim countries and better goto Pattaya if you are desperate and had already planned a vacation only during that month because wheather its Dubai or wheather Malaysia or indonesia I have found all 3 of them very Not happening places with risks involved.

The good thing about the last month before Ramadan is that before that the Bar scene gets much cheaper and girls don't demand so much and try to keep you more than happy for a tip because they don't want to go back without making some bucks for their rainy days to come.

So Safe and Happy Mongering!

[QUOTE=Semenation; 1170878]That was my funtime report of Sunday!

Plan on calling her again if she agrees for 500 and 2 shots / night during my 2 week stay once I change my hotel. [/QUOTE]Great report. I love stealing an anal from a chick. Had a few recently, all from Africans.

I wasn't successful with my search finding closing times for most of the joints (was able to find 1-2). Can someone write what time some of major joints close. Thanks.

Sorry to ask a non mongering question guys, but I need work asap. Am in London but want to come to DXB after mid Aug. Anyone know of any jobs going? Please PM me for private chat. Jimmy

Heading back to Dubai in a couple days. I never read much here about the bar Staying Alive. I was only in there one time just to look around but looked like a good place to find a lady for the night. Has anyone been there and have a report about it. Thinking about going there when I am there. Also like the Sea View for the Filipino ladies and the music. I have found that the Filipinos do not come to the bar until after 12 Sun thru Thu. And show up earlier on the weekend. Great bar with friendly staff, but I tend to take care of them when they bring me a beer. Take care of the waitress and she will let you know what ladies are friendly and will not rip you off, also get you a seat when they are crowded

[QUOTE=Emmadkarem;1167500]Guys, I usually pay only 200. 250 for York girls and I mean any girl and some are really hot. Please do not overpay[/QUOTE]I have been going to York many years and allways pay 500+ even durning the day at bar downstairs. I will remember what you wrote next time I go there. I am a 63 year old bald headed man so it may not work for me.

[QUOTE=Lustforlife;1168420]What happened to the Filis in Seaview Marine Club? Mostly African and PRC here and it was quiet Sun and Mon? Is this just summer holidays?[/QUOTE]I use to see a filipine lady who worked at Sea View. She lived across the street in back of Sea View with other ladies. On Thur. To Sat. They all wore there short dresses. The rest of the week only jeans and never showed up until after 12. If they had a good weekend they just stayed at home. The ladies are still there it is just timing on when you go.