Insomnia Swingers Club - Berlin

After my 8 cums over the previous 2 days I really wasn't too interested in fucking on my final day, I had that great feeling of being sexually content, a feeling I rarely ever have LOL. I wanted to do some sightseeing, and also went for an hour in the [url]http://www.thermen-berlin.de/[/url], amazing value for €5. 50, a few nice ladies walking around naked also.

I was interested in visiting Insomnia on the Friday night because it was an a cheap night with entry only €15, and one beer €3. 50. I wasn't too worried about getting laid or not, due to to all the activity over the previous two days.

Now on this night there are no hired in house ladies, plus the area for sex is the upstairs balcony and it is open to couples only on this night.

Also you are supposed to wear an erotic outfit on this night and not the usual black teeshirt and boxers that is fine on the Thursday gangbang.

I had no interest in purchasing an erotic outfit and just turned up with a backpack with the usual black teeshirt and boxers. The girl at the desk recognized me from the previous day and let me away with it, but told me that to wear something more suitable on future such nights.

Also on these nights with a low entry price you must pay for your drinks at the bar, so you need to wear trousers or a fanny pack (bum bag) to carry your euros. I had nothing like that, so I had to wear my street shoes and socks, and put my money down one sock and cloak room tickets down the other sock. It was awkward reaching down my sock later in the night to get coins out to pay for beers LOL!

The first hour was slow but by 11 pm it really started picking up. There were a couple of single women and plenty of guys tried them, but I didn't see anyone score with them. There were many couples and loads of single guys of course. For under 25s it was free entry on this night so there were many young single guys and some young couples but also many older people.

The women were mostly wearing revealing see thru outfits with some titten, bare arsche and pussy on display. Very nice. I really enjoyed watching all these amateurs out dancing. There was some activity in the back room but no one sharing. The balcony only opened at 1. 30 am and most of the fucking took place up there. Being a single bloke I wasn't allowed up there as this area is only open to couples.

I stayed 5 hours and despite not having any sex I thoroughly enjoyeyed the night, something different and the whole night only cost me about 30 as I had the good fortune of finding a 10 euro note on a couch in the smoking area! Hehe. The first bit of money I ever found in hoormany!

Plenty of couples used the jacuzzi so I had a good perv at those women undressing too.

Was in Berlin for Christmas shopping and casual sex, one wasted day at Artemis, last time I go there for sure, you have too be so suspicious there it's almost like working like a field agent in CIA, zero relaxation / vacation factor, found one nice slim German girl though. Next time I want to relax and just be served I think I will go to a brothel instead like Liberty or something.

Insomnia on the opposite is a nice place, this Sunday was 2 working girls. 3-4 couples perhaps and 10-15 dudes, place got almost empty around 01.00, working girls no real hotties but one of them was nice so I chatted, licked and fucked a little with her, came way too fast unfortunately. My impression this was a German girl from the countryside who did this because she liked getting fucked and got relaxation out of being there which seemed pretty different from the pros from the Thursday gangbang I visited this summer.

Then there was a couple both with huge boots, one bald dude and one blonde short haired slim babe who shared some. She was amazingly horny and she was jacking off her dude while he drank beer and smoked frenetically and let a few guys lick and fuck her, I can't imagine licking pussy been any easier than this one, her whole body was moving in convulsions almost constantly while I licked and sucked her vulva and pressed my tongue into her anus, when I got to fuck her I was so into it (she had a very fit slim body too which is a turn-on for me) I came way too fast that time too. The sight of this dude probably drunk smoking frenetically while letting his getting fucked and another dude standing beside drinking coffe after fucking was a really cool thing I will remember from Germany.

There were a few other couples there but those kept it to themselves.

I think it was an ok night but a little to few people there for being a great time.

Next time I think I will combine Insomnia with swingeroase and that culture houze which looks interesting.

Went to Insomnia on Saturday the 28/12/13, Circus Bizare, arrived about 11. 30 with my girlfriend. Been a few times before but this time it seemed a slightly older crowd, the majority being over 45 and more S&M kind of wear. Mixture of couples. 40, lone girls. 10, the rest guys.

I suspect if you are a lone male this is not going to be the best of nights as the main activity happens upstairs which is closed off for Couples only. Opens up around 1ish. 8 or so large beds which quickly fill with couples and the railings overlooking the dance floor fill with another 5 or 6 couples that slowly get into the swing of things.

Didn't see any couples really swooping more just going about heir own business, some of them, without sounding cruel, just weren't worth watching. A very fit 25 year old blond and her boyfriend were the exception, he fucked her in every possible position and she gave a fabulous BJ, but did not go beyond that with anyone else that I saw.

Though described as a swingers club, I don't think it truly is, as for the times I've been there as a couple I have rarely, if ever, seen a couple get busy with anyone else but themselves. Its more people just fucking and getting off on others watching, which is cool, just not out and out swinging?

Anyway, its a cool place, good music and I always enjoy it.

Having been a few times now and just wondered if you guys know of any other club in Germany or Europe for that fact that is a bit like Insomnia? My girlfriend won't go to a straight out and out swinging club but will go to a club like Insomnia, so any suggestions?

Much appreciated.

Planning on attending the Insomnia Thursday GB in a couple weeks but a bit concerned at the lack of posts in this folder. Has anybody been to Insomnia on a Thursday in recent weeks?

[QUOTE=Surfer;1546257]Planning on attending the Insomnia Thursday GB in a couple weeks but a bit concerned at the lack of posts in this folder. Has anybody been to Insomnia on a Thursday in recent weeks?[/QUOTE].... So I'll let you know.

[QUOTE=Surfer;1546257]Planning on attending the Insomnia Thursday GB in a couple weeks but a bit concerned at the lack of posts in this folder. Has anybody been to Insomnia on a Thursday in recent weeks?[/QUOTE]Was there in early Feb still good!

DV: Great to hear:

Wanking: Will await your report with baited breath.

I'm staying walking distance to Porsche Anne but the Ubanh is so convenient no biggie to head down to Alt Templehof if it is better.

For sure Friday will get the U7 to Karl Marx Strasse for the EBW.

Also, I will be back in Berlin early on a Sunday morning. EBW opens at 2pm Sunday, Insomnia about the same time. What decadence is there to do early on a Sunday?

Not a great day in insomnia, but it did come great in the end.

Too many sausages, must have been more than 50 guys at one stage. There were 2 ladies from 2 pm, about 7 house ladies during the peak hours from 3 to 9pm, then 3 or 4 till 11pm. Problem was only one did BBBJ and only one allowed DATY. Very basic mechanical service really."Don't finger me don't lick me, I'm taking a break, blah, blah, blah!"

The one who did BBBJ is a German lady who is very cranky otherwise. Lily I think her name is.

The one who are allowed DATY was a huge titten voluptuous Bulgarian with a pretty face. I had about 4 sessions with her and 2 cums, because she really was the only one with a good attitude. Pity her BJ was covered though.

Overall this has been the worst service from the house girls in all my visits. A guy who I've chatted to a few times there now told me the house girls get paid 30 euro per hour. Sounds feasible I suppose.

The visual standard of the girls was reasonably good though, with 2 young, very pretty German sisters who gave crap service and had snotty attitudes being the best looking.

Only one couple arrived in the whole day, but she was way too skinny to interest me. She did bang alot of guys in the hour they stayed though.

I was hanging out with a nice young guy from Dubai who I met the previous day in Swinger oase zweisplat, and he had been telling me about this chubby blonde 18 yearold nymphomaniac that he fucked in insomnia on the Tuesday night.

Then around 8 pm she arrived wearing a sexy bondage type outfit with her massive bare arsche on display. She had a "master" with her, who she later told me drives 500km from Bavaria once a week to see her! Also during the evening I saw him slap her on the face a few times and apparently she likes this!

They went to the back room pretty quickly and a huge crowd quickly followed. I didn't get much from that gangbang. My friend from Dubai had a word with her and she said she would be staying till midnight at least.

Food wasn't great on this day, so my Dubai friend and I decided to take a break from the club and go to the fried chicken joint across the road for supper. The club will let you leave for an hour without recharging you.

When we returned the place had emptied out a little, and the young nymph was sitting at the bar alone, she told us her master had left to make the 500 km trip back to Bavaria!

She was attracted to the guy from Dubai but he found her a little fat for his taste. She was probably a little fat for me too, but she had a pretty face, long blonde hair and a massive arsche, so I was totally sold. She had excellent English and seemed to be older than 18, but claimed firmly that she was born in 1995.

We pulled our barstools into a circular formation, and I had great fun playing with and sucking her lovely medium sized titten, and rubbing thunder thighs as we chatted for about an hour, all 3 of us. She told us about how she became very horny last summer after finishing with her boyfriend from the age of 13, and how she has visited the swingers club's of berlin almost daily since! I think her name is Amelia or something similar.

Then all of a sudden she stood up and started DFKing the Dubai guy who was sitting on a barstool. I then dropped to my knees and started to kiss her big arsche cheeks. I pulled off her tiny thong and buried my face into her massive arsche. There was a slight smell of shit off her anus but I licked it clean. I bent her over more and alternated my tongue between both her holes. Her pussy was well wet. I spent a good 15 minutes licking her bum right there at the bar as she snogged my temporary friend from Dubai.

Then she led us both by the hands to the back room. We went to the bed on the left. She got Dubai guy to lie down and she started to suck him with her massive arsche stuck up in the air. I continued to lick and finger both her holes liberally. She had told me at the bar that she loves anal. Her pussy was dripping wet at this stage. I stuck my cock in and I pumped away for about 5 mins then I grabbed a bottle of lube from the nearby table, smeared it all over my cock and stuck it up her anus.

It was great but problem was I had cum twice already, and four times previous day in Swinger oase zweisplat, so I knew I wouldn't cum easy. Then after about 10 mins of anal I had to let a guy who was pleading with me take over. He had a condom on, and there was a guy next to him also with condom ready and waiting on his member.

Not long after that the Dubai guy came, and then dissappear quickly to the showers, I took his position and lay back for a real long suck while about three more guys fucked her doggy style quickly, most finishing in a few minutes.

She then said she had enough fucking and wanted to be licked more. So we turned it into a 69 position. I was so horny with her big arse covering my whole face. She was sucking and wanking me, while I was fingering her anus Deeply and squeezing her titten with my other hand. I was in heaven swallowing down her juice.

Then at last after about 20 more minutes I felt myself near cumming. She sucked furiously and I came deep into her mouth with a big roar, and she swallowed it down.

It was a fantastic orgasm that really drained me, and left me exhausted. I lay there with my heart pumping and she shouted "LICK ME MORE! WHO SAID YOU COULD STOP?"

But at that stage I was done for and needed to drink water badly. When I climbed out from under her arse there were 3 guys waiting with their dicks ready to pounce on her.

I drank about a liter of water and hit the jacuzzi for 30 mins. I checked back and she still busy sucking and fucking. I had a beer and got talking to another bloke at the bar, then joined him in the smoking room for about 15 mins. It was now midnight and the party was over. I checked the back room again and she was gone, which was a pity because I wanted to propose meeting her the next day, although I had enough sex over the previous 2 days to do me a week!

Anyway that was one of the best and most intense sessions of my life, it was only a pity It was at the end of my two days of fucking.

If it wasn't for her it would have been a mediocre day in Insomnia.

Another great report by Wanking. I hope Amelie will be at the Thursday GB in 2 weeks. Not happy to hear that so few at Insomnia give BBBJ. At the EBW, all except 1 gave BBBJ when I was there.

Arrived at about 11, my first German visit to such a club. Looked like about 5-6 couples, and a few single women, about a dozen single men. 65 euro entry, change in the front hall, didn't really seem to matter what you wore, leave pack with front desk and in you go. Big and spacious place, had a quick walk around, couple of guys doing what appeared to be single (maybe house) girls, a couple playing on the swing, and 2 girls lounging on the centre couch looking bored. Couldn't figure it, lots of these guys sitting awkwardly at the bar, and these 2 alone, one a slightly heavier blonde, the other a cute slim brunette, both quite young. So I sat my ass down next to them and started being polite.

Well they responded, even to old not so trim me. Just because I sat down, and they couldn't hold back their thoughts on the guys that came in drunk and sat expecting attention, or just the non speaking lumps on chairs. The blonde had a lot of experience in local clubs, hangs around the swingarose a lot she says. She started making herself available, and as much as I would have liked to go for the brunette, they didn't play together, and well, bird in hand.

So blonde and I play on the centre couch, but all I wanted was to play with her body and finger her, which she seemed to be fine with. She just seemed to risky to engage in more sex with.

On that, it looked to me like all the sex going on there was bareback. There was the darker black slimmer woman, a lighter black woman with a large booty, and a slimmer shorter attractive German woman (got no names) who did a couple of guys, and they all seemed bareback. Not for me at all, especially as I go on to find that fabulous next LTR in my life, and it is a free choice world, but it seems a bit dodgy, no?

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So blonde and I play on the centre couch, but all I wanted was to play with her body and finger her, which she seemed to be fine with. She just seemed to risky to engage in more sex with.

On that, it looked to me like all the sex going on there was bareback. There was the darker black slimmer woman, a lighter black woman with a large booty, and a slimmer shorter attractive German woman (got no names) who did a couple of guys, and they all seemed bareback. Not for me at all, especially as I go on to find that fabulous next LTR in my life, and it is a free choice world, but it seems a bit dodgy, no?[/QUOTE]Cheers for the report, sounds like the same Blonde I had fun with in March, incredible girl only 18 or maybe 19 years old now. Genuine nymph, if she lost a little weight she would be visually much hotter.

As for bareback, well there probably was some among the couples themselves but its usually covered when sharing with strangers.

Was just digging through Insomnia resident photographer Yoran Neshs site and discovered two girls that were on house duty the day I visited in March. Both only gave average service but the blonde is good looking. [URL]http://www.yoran-nesh.com/event-photos[/URL].

Also a couple of pics of Hairy Monika from Annie Porsche. She wasnt there that day.

It's classified here as a partytreff. The web site describes a (swingers) club. The pictures that were recently posted here also indicate a club. So what is it? What should one expect from a visit? Are house girls there for sure? Every night? Any recent information would be appreciated.

Also, any help with dress code? Best days of the week for a single man?

[QUOTE=GoldaMeir;1581941]It's classified here as a partytreff. The web site describes a (swingers) club. The pictures that were recently posted here also indicate a club. So what is it? What should one expect from a visit? Are house girls there for sure? Every night? Any recent information would be appreciated.

Also, any help with dress code? Best days of the week for a single man?[/QUOTE]Its a swingers club, with some hired in women on certain days, typically 6 to 8 hired in on a Thursday, maybe 2 on a Sunday night. The service from the hired in ladies doesn't tend to be great but it ensures that all guys get something, although I have had nice times with many.

It is the most active swingers club I have ever been to when it comes to real swingers especially on a Thursday but there is no guarantee the genuine nymphs will show up although they often do.

Thursday is best for single man, black boxers and black vest or t shirt is the dress code.

Read my reports below, I have gone into a lot of detail over the last couple of years and I don't think much has changed.

Check out their webshite [URL]http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/[/URL].