Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Kumbu]...She's angry, sure, but so was I. She had cocked up my penultimate night royally, and I was not too happy about that. But I decided I needed to calm her down, so I talked to her at length in a soft, calm voice...[/QUOTE]
Hummm ... why didn't you just give her the patented penultimate "Kumbu Move"?

Instead of screaming at you in anger, she'd have been whimpering in ecstasy, I'm sure, mate. :)

[QUOTE=Mealticket]I don't know. Takes 2 to tango, don't it?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Evianist]Yeah sorry Kumbu, but I'm with the girl on this one. It sounds like you were being unreasonable and overly demanding.[/QUOTE]Huh, interesting. I honestly had not thought of it that way, but now that you mention it, and now that I re-read my post, I might just agree with you. I was very crabby that night, feeling very frazzled and impatient. I don't know, she was being a little pissy about it, and given all the star treatment I had gotten recently, I guess I was expecting more. Plus, when I spoke to her in Rainbow 4 she was a total sweetheart. But point well taken: I think I might have been (at least partly) to blame.

Well, I suppose the truth is I didn't REALLY want to fuck her, otherwise I would have, right? I would have just gone ahead and done it, and little kumbu would not have failed me. As it was, I did venture out immediately after that and I eventually did get my rewards. And what a tasty set of rewards they were. Next post.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]Hummm ... why didn't you just give her the patented penultimate "Kumbu Move"?

Instead of screaming at you in anger, she'd have been whimpering in ecstasy, I'm sure, mate. :)[/QUOTE]Hah! Hadn't thought of that. It might have worked too...

The first two seem to be typical Japanese hostess/karaoke clubs whereas the third is a massage place catering mainly to Japanese customers. There are a few places like this on Soi33 and many others in the small sois between Tonglor and Asoke (one of the main Japanese areas of BKK)


[QUOTE=Globe Trots]Hi guys,

I'm fairly familiar with parts of BKK (ie. the various MPs, Cowboy, Nana, etc), but was doing some research on interesting new places for my upcoming 2-4 July BKK trip (only have 1 friday late morning meeting, but told the gf that i have to play golf on Sat + have dinner on Sat night.. heh heh).

Anyway, here's the 3 new places that I've come across that I can't find much info on. If anyone has more info, that would be great. Otherwise, you guys can wait for my FR when I'm back!

These places appear to be affiliated somehow (links to all of them from the Place 1's website), and are all on Sukhumvit Soi 33.

Place 1 - Lounge Strawberry Farm ([url]http://stf-bkk.com/[/url])
Appears to be some kind of companion bar, site says "1 hour 620B (One girl can be chosen)"

Place 2 - Vanilla Sexy Cafe and Bar ([url]http://vanilla-bkk.com/[/url])
Again appears to be some kind of companion bar, site says "250b for 60mins with 1 drink entry fee. Hostess drinks 150b / 30mins." But then again, it says 1200b tip hostess. Interesting pic of what goes on inside? [url]http://vanilla-bkk.com/greeting.html[/url]

Place 3 - Nyan Nyan Massage ([url]http://nyan2-bkk.com/[/url])
Price is 1h - 2,100bht, 1.5h - 2,200bht, 2hr - 2,300bht. Also mentions something about a 'pussy massage'

The reason why I'm asking is because the girls shown on the sites all look quite cute, and I figured it would be an interesting switch from my usual daytime haunts of Snow White, Mango, etc. Am particularly interested in the Nyan Nyan place as I'm looking for an Akane replacement. Akane is awesome, but after having gone >10 times, it's starting to get a little repetitive![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kumbu]Huh, interesting. I honestly had not thought of it that way, but now that you mention it, and now that I re-read my post, I might just agree with you. I was very crabby that night, feeling very frazzled and impatient. I don't know, she was being a little pissy about it, and given all the star treatment I had gotten recently, I guess I was expecting more. Plus, when I spoke to her in Rainbow 4 she was a total sweetheart. But point well taken: I think I might have been (at least partly) to blame.

Well, I suppose the truth is I didn't REALLY want to fuck her, otherwise I would have, right? I would have just gone ahead and done it, and little kumbu would not have failed me. As it was, I did venture out immediately after that and I eventually did get my rewards. And what a tasty set of rewards they were. Next post.[/QUOTE]Glad you can be introspective Kumbu but it did not appear to me that you did anything overtly wrong. Actually you have me a little nervous about my first trip to the LOS if this is typical behavior. Not wanting you to grab her when alone in the elevator or drop her towel? Those seem like pretty reasonable requests to make to a WG. In my primary mongering environ (Brazil, heck even Mexico) this would have been expected behavior.

Sure you may not be the most charming man alive and there are things she would probably rather be doing, but c'mon, this is her job. I don't give my boss an attitude like that.

For jammers, try some of the "spy" shops in MBK or Panthip.
I have no idea how much they cost and if they work.

Tilac in SC seems to have installed jammers as their is almost no signal there.



[QUOTE=Barko]A mini quad blocker for CDMA/GSM/DCS/PHS/3G costs about $50 USD in Hong Kong. They're about the size of a cell phone and they do work great. Nice little gadgets. (Have not seen them in BKK.)

Caveat emptor: Cell jammers are illegal in most countries.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Edward M]Glad you can be introspective Kumbu but it did not appear to me that you did anything overtly wrong. Actually you have me a little nervous about my first trip to the LOS if this is typical behavior.[/QUOTE]First, don't let this raise doubts in your head - come to LOS, you will enjoy it. Second, I think my mistake was less in deed and more in hubris. I had begun to believe that I had figured these girls out, and that every experience was going to be top notch. And so when she gave me attitude, it was a little surprising (although as the posters point out, it shouldn't have been), and I was not patient enough to recognize it. I think THAT was my mistake.

[QUOTE=Edward M]Not wanting you to grab her when alone in the elevator or drop her towel? Those seem like pretty reasonable requests to make to a WG. In my primary mongering environ (Brazil, heck even Mexico) this would have been expected behavior.[/QUOTE]I think the towel-drop thing was a little bit of a power trip on my part, and probably should not have happened. As I say, Thai ladies are different in that they are totally ok with dancing around naked on stage, they do tend to be much shyer than one would expect in the bedroom. But the other things I did were totally reasonable:
- kiss on the cheek in public - done this thousands of times, it is formal, European, never gotten any attitude because of it.
- grab in the elevator - done this thousands of times too, it is playful, never got any attitude because of it.
- Wanting eye contact...not unreasonable.
- Showering together - I don't usually like doing this, but when it is rejected so directly, that's a very bad signal.
- Rearranging a meeting time...come on! If it was difficult for her, really, shouldn't she have told me? Rather than turning up pissed off and giving me attitude?

[QUOTE=Edward M]Sure you may not be the most charming man alive[/QUOTE] Or I may be, and this was just a stroke of bad luck :)

Monday night, just past midnight, time for one last run at Climax. My penultimate night in BKK, I had just flopped with the girl from Rainbow 4, and I was tired and grouchy. But I WAS going to enjoy the night dammit! I walked down soi 11 to the club and walked in to a 30% full club. There were plenty of open tables, lots of open space, and loads of lonely women. Most of them were with friends, but there were the occasional singles milling about. I found a table near the entrance, one row deep, sat and sipped my Coke Light. I fiddled with my phone, drafting my goodbye SMSs to my various girls. I would send them out in one big hurrah on Wed morning before I get on the plane. This wasn't necessary, but it was a good diversion as I sat there and allowed both the club to fill up and the girls to spot me and scope me out.

I was tired. I was cranky. I was not in the best of moods, perhaps this is not the best way to monger. But there I was, trolling Climax looking for a victim. I began to feel a little lechery. I mean, given my fatigue, it is likely that whoever I end up with (if anyone) will not get the Super Deluxe Kumbu Treatment which includes full detailing, interior and exterior. Perhaps she'd get just the Superior Kumbu Treatment, which includes a free tire waxing, but no more.

There was an Arab-looking guy at the table in front of me, alone, and with a big-ass bottle of Jack Daniels at his table. Jeez, dude, could you be a little more obvious? But it worked: the girls at the table behind me were giggling their little tushies off at this sight, and they eventually managed to get themselves ensconced with the young Bedouin. They were not much to look at, and I could tell he wasn't terribly interested in them. They were skinny, and mid-twenties. I think he was looking for something with a little more body, and perhaps something of a more recent vintage. But he stuck it out with them for a good 15 minutes, and then bailed on them, leaving them at their own table. He then retreated to his own table, and continued the meditation, waiting for a suitable mistress.

I lost track of him at that point, since a sudden influx of sweeties distracted me. There was this one girl who caught my eye. She was tall and slender, long straight hair, and a smile to end all smiles. She was wearing jeans (bad sign), and a flowery white blouse (not skin tight, bad sign). But her face was about as delightful as you can get. She looked like the kind of girl one might fantasize about in high school. Sex goddess she was not, but you know, maybe something tender would be useful tonight?

Before I made any commitment to her, out of the corner of my eye I saw a spectacular set of legs. That's all I saw: legs – nothing else registered in my visual cortex, legs-legs-legs. My head snapped across to get a better look, but the legs disappeared into the crowd. Fuck! Must find legs! So I jumped off my stool and rushed in the direction of the legs. My eyes were looking down the whole time, not at the people but at their legs, and I was pushing through the crowd looking for those legs again. I had a photographic image of them in my mind and I was matching every set of legs I saw with that image, but I found nothing that even came close. I made a full circle of the club and was unable to locate the legs again, so when I got back to my table, I just sat down a little deflated.

A few moments later, my Spidey sense started to tingle. I popped my head away from my SMS composition and looked around like a prairie dog looking out of its borough. And behold: there they were. Standing in all their glory, stretched out like a sexual super highway (I really like that description, not sure why, and hence the title of this post), facing away from me. I looked and admired, and I felt precum ooze from little kumbu. Wtf, you're pathetic Kumbu – have a little self-restraint. No, I cannot restrain myself- I must have her.

I'm generally a shy kind of guy in Climax (and elsewhere too). But tonight I was just not myself. I was very impatient. I think it must have been the 30 nights in a row of poor sleep, followed by long days of work. It gets to you after a while, and my patience was shot at this point. And because of this, I was far more direct than I usually am. This turned out ok, in fact, so newbies take note: directness can work, provided you are not rude.

So I got up and walked in her direction. She had on a clingy, one-piece teal-colored mini-skirt. She was wearing flat, open shoes which accentuated the length of her legs – this girl knew exactly what her best asset was. Speaking of which, her ass bulged out of that clingy mini-skirt like the sun breaking the horizon at dawn. I approached her like a lion approaches its prey – slowly, cautiously. I was looking at every detail of her architecture. I was interested in the leg-to-arm ratio, the waist thickness, the ass bulge, the amount of shoulder fat. How thick were her upper arms? How thick are her ankles relative to her knees? Are her thighs super fatty or toned? What kind of toes does she have – the farm-girl five-point star toes or a tight set of straighties? Fingernails? Or chewed stubs? What was she drinking? Who was she with? How does she move, stealthily like a cat? Or stumbly like a beagle?

All things checked out, except I had not circled around enough to see her face. So I started out that way, and I eventually got to an angle where I could see her face, and it was...ok. I mean, nothing spectacular, but ok. If I wanted a cute face, I could always go for the be-jeaned girl with the white frilly top. But if I wanted a perfect body, then here you are Kumbu.

Well, what sealed the deal was that as I circled around and got to a point where she could see me, she looked at me through the crowd and then looked away quickly in a shy manner. Then...a few moments later...she looked back. I gotcha my darling.

So we smiled at each other a little, and then I decided I didn't really have time to futz around, so I went right up to her and:

Kumbu: Hello, my name is <kumbu>
Girlie: <incoherent single syllable name>
Kumbu: Nice to meet you.
Girlie: Nice to meet you. Where you from?
Kumbu: America.
Girlie: Ooh, nice.
Kumbu: Nice? Why?
Girlie: I like man from America.
Kumbu: Good, coz man from America like you.
Girlie: ...

And then, just like that, her hand comes up to my neck and she starts to sexy dance me. That was quick. We did this for 10 minutes and rather uncharacteristically, I sealed the deal quickly. I told her I had to work tomorrow at 7am, so I have to go back to the hotel now, does she want to come with me? Of course she did, so we held hands as we walked out. It was now just past 1am, and the place was quite full at this point.

We got back to the hotel and we talked for 15 minutes as she sipped a Bacardi Breezer. 23 years old, Chiang Mai, been in BKK 4 months, works in cell phone store at MBK, one child back home, three brothers and two sisters, hates Thai men, will only date falang men now, likes sex in the ass, prefers noodles over rice, and can't eat anything spicy.

Wait a minute? What was that last one? The one before spicy and noodles/rice? Something about sex in the ass?

“Yes, I like in toot.”

Fuck me. I have NEVER heard this from a woman in Thailand. What IS it with the ass sex this time in Thailand? Are all Thai women suddenly becoming very liberal with their asses? Did the red shirts somehow put ass sex on the menu for these ladies? Naah, I think it is just a lucky coincidence. I suspect on my next trip ass sex will be back to the abomination it usually is.

But as (bad) luck would have it, I was not particularly in the mood for ass sex. I kind of wanted a good, solid, old-fashioned vaginal doggie sex session tonight, so I told her we would find a way to please her, no matter what.

Into the shower we went. She ogled at the hair on my body – so MUCH! And then the regular 'oh my budhha!' when little kumbu is revealed, and then the fun began. We lathered up, and showered off, and then for the first time ever, this girl decides that after the shower, she wants to take a bath. I have a huge bathtub in my suite and I have never used it. I come to the same hotel each time I visit Thailand and stay in the same suite each time, and on none of these occasions have I ever used the bathtub. So she broke my bathtub virginity.

She gets in and insists I join her. The water is tepid, but we sit there playing with each other's bits for a good ten minutes. It was awesome. I tried to play with her legs, awesome as they were, but it's not that easy in the bathtub. She was eager to show me her various holes, and I started to kiss and suckle her ass while in the bathtub. Gents, this is a fine experience indeed – a fresh, clean set of holes immersed in water being thrust in and out of your mouth. Very pleasant indeed.

But little kumbu was busting, and she was eager to proceed. So we jumped out of the bath, quickly dried each other and hopped into bed. I made a beeline for her pussy and started to gently suck on her vaginal lips. I was keenly aware that this may be the last time I taste the luscious pink flesh, so I totally made it count. I put all my energy into it, trying my best to please her as well as please myself. As I suckled and slurped, my hands were playing with her thighs and calves, and boy they were spectacular. They were well shaped, very well toned, and they had the most sumptuous texture: they were hard (i.e., toned muscle lay beneath the skin, no fat whatsoever), but the skin was ridiculously soft. This groping of her legs was doing more for me than sticking my tongue into her holiest of holies. But that's not an unexpected experience.

We did this for perhaps 10 minutes, until she had a gentle orgasm. It was really very interesting – she arched her back, grasped the sheets with one hand, and grasped my face with the other, putting the palm of her hand against my check and stroking it intensely. It was a very tender moment, where she seemed to be expressing genuine pleasure, or at least that's the way I chose to interpret it. She puckered her lips and whispered a soft, gentle 'oooooooohhhh. She pulled up, as did I. I wove my arms around her legs, pulled up, placed my head sideways on her belly, with my cheek flat against her tight belly, my chest against her hot and wet pussy, and we lay there, breathing together for 2-3 minutes. She then mounted me in CG. She rode me gently (no smashed testicles here, thank heavens), and then she rotated into reverse CG. She was very gentle, very soft, very careful, but very intuned with me. I like this girl – she had personality, and she was not a brute. We then switched into doggie, and this is where things got hot and heavy.

I was on my knees, little kumbu inside the lovely, and she started to pound her ass back and forth for me. So I just stayed still while she did all the work. I let my mind go, I looked up at the ceiling as the pleasure was inflicted upon me, and I breathed deeply. I raised my arms and did a kind of good-morning stretch, flexed my arm muscles, and then sank my hands deeply into her ass cheeks. She was busy pounding and having a good time. I looked down at her asshole and for a moment was tempted to try to slip little kumbu in there. But ass sex is somewhat tiresome – it requires effort since it needs to be more controlled, and I was not in the mood to be so gentle and controlled. So I started to rub her asshole with my thumb, and she groaned in pleasure.

I took over the pounding effort, and with my left hand I grabbed her hips and helped myself thrust into her, and with my right hand I fingered her asshole. Needless to say, the end arrived fairly soon, and as the energy left me, immediately after the first ejaculatory spasm, I immediately started to think about work the next day. Hah!

So we cleaned up, I paid her 1500B and took her number, and she left with a sweet kiss on the cheek. I have a feeling I will never see her again, but that's ok. She was a charmer, with phenomenal legs, and a great attitude. This certainly made up for my flop earlier that night, and in the end, it was worth the effort to go out one more time that night. My only regret was that I was not able to lay her out flat and just stroke those legs. But in this Land of Legs, I am sure I will have a similar opportunity in the future.

I slept a mere 4 hours that night, but it was worth it in the end.

I'M a guy not of retirement age retired in Bangkok. I've been here a little more than five years. Some months are better than others and June was one of those. Here's how it went.

It began on the first, a good sign, when my super compact Beer Garden friend came over right at 2 for an early afternoon CIM BJ. She's really cute (thus she stands out on soi 7), a little less than five feet tall with huge breasts who recently added braces to her persona. It's a good look. She's full service but she's so good at oral I don't go anywhere else with her. I mean, why would I? 1, 000 baht.

I got a couple of rounds of golf in and then four days later on the fifth a freelancer I had met on the soi and given my card to came by for her second visit, a late afternoon rendezvous. Tragically, this was my one disappointment of the month; I was only able to release with a handjob after we ran though the paces. Perhaps too much golf or my lust for her had withered (had learned she's a mom, a smoker and older than she looks). Another tiny, thin one though. 1, 000 baht.

Played two more rounds of golf, took six days off, and was horny as a three-balled tomcat. On the 11th, I went into the Plaza early, before eight, and barfined a young, thin friend from one of the second floor go gos. I had met her in May. I think she's my first tom (of tom and dee fame). She's the quiet type and even though my Thai is ok she pretty much grunts at everything I say; not a big talker. Tremendous legs and ass, though, and cute as an 19-year old Thai girl should be. Full service for 2, 100 (including the 600 bar fine).

Then things got really good. I hit it and hit it hard (for me anyway) on three consecutive nights, the 15th, 16th and 17th. I can't remember when if ever I've done that. Perhaps back in my college days. The 15th and 17th were with a real find; a small, darkish, really sexy Kalasin girl I met on Sukhumvit sandwiched in between the afro wigged west Africans. She has beautiful hair and a devilish smile. Total service. Finished powerfully with her both times; 1, 000 baht a pop. Similarly, super successful release was achieved on the 16th when my tom/ go go dancer came by on a night where she was able to spit out that she wasn't working; 1, 500 baht (no bar fine).

After my three straight evening accomplishment, I took four days off to eat, sleep and replenish my precious bodily fluids.

My tom dancer was "free" again (not working) on the 21st, she asked if she could stop by and I said, "Why not". She grunted and came over. She had changed her hair style, still tommish (short) but really cute. When she showed up in short shorts accentuating her long, thin legs, I raised my eyes to the sky and mouthed a silent "thank you. " We had a great session, our fourth together. 1, 500 baht.

And then it got really good. A comrade in arms tipped me there was a hot, new dancer in one of the go gos. For that I am eternally greateful. His taste in women is good. Amusingly, as he told me the story of his conquest, she walked into the plaza in front of us. Fatefully, I got the chance to see her. Yup, hot.

I tried to get her the next night but a yippun beat me to her. The following evening I arrived early (7:30!) and when she stepped outside paid the 600 without ever going into the bar/buying drinks; all business me. I was to see her for three consecutive engagements, on the 24th, 27th and 30th. She's young, thin, cute, only a couple of weeks wearing a number, with perhaps the best (I. E., smallest and tightest) ass ever. My horizontal time with her was as good as it can get. Scary really. 2, 000 plus 600 to the bar each time. Ouch.

So that's how it goes, or how it went in June anyway. I was with five different girls for a total of ten sessions which for a man of my age and financial wherewithal is just a little high; I average eight. Not complaining though.

thanks Kumbu for your reports,
I has really opened my eyes to how you treat the ladies, pretty much I try and give then the BFE , my version of the GFE, Just try and make it fun for both of us, it works 95% of the time, but sometimes you get one that will not respond and then you need to cut your loses like you did and find another one :)

I am in no hurry and really hate when they are in a big rush, I always tell them 2 hours , if they agree then I can hope it will not be rushed, If they do not agree then I probably was going to have a problem later,
the worst can be , take shower, "where is condom " type lady , after a few years you get less and less of these since you weed them out before you take them,

Anyway please post some more, It looks like you are a Pro writer so whoever you are working for should be happy to have you back!

Cheers

BK

Suzi Wong was rather quiet the other night. But this mean't that most of the cute girls to my taste were available. I was impressed by the talent (to my taste).
I like slim and all natural without fake tits or fake noses.
A few of the very young ones were taken already but I prefer more experienced girls in mid twenties rather than those just out of school. Not sure why many customers want the girls as close to illegal age as possible that look like children.

In the end I took 3 girls from those who do the lesbian show, for a sex party back at my hotel. The Admiral Premier staff hardly blinked when I took 3 girls up to the room. No joiner fees.

Was a really great time as the girls liked to have a lot of fun together. One of them was even a true Bi-sexual and particularly had the hots for the girl with the best body.
Many of these girls are really capable of getting into the sex (and the money as well of course).

Going back through my records from last January, I barfined 6 girls from bkk gogo bars:

1. still working, now upstairs in baccara -- have never seen her get barfined, seems to be content with her salary plus some lady drinks -- not all that personable so will likely work indefinitely and eventually become a waitress

2. quit carousel in roughly february -- reasons why and whereabouts unknown -- very sociable and pleasant, so would not be surprised if someone snatched her up

3. quit mercury lounge in january after working 3 weeks -- currently living with friend in on nut, not sure what she's doing for money but did not like working

4. still working in Rio -- very nice sweet girl, always very friendly when she sees me -- only average looks and has a child, doesn't get many barfines, but I wish someone would take care of her

5. quit rainbow 1 in may after working 1.5 years -- lost interest in working, said the other girls at the bar were nasty -- planned to get a real job selling adidas t-shirts for 7K/month -- has sponsor(s)

6. still working at mandarin -- nice girl but seems to be becoming institutionalized and drinking heavily


Would be interested to hear others' accounts of what happened to girls they knew over long periods of time and/or who quit working.

Sounds like you are living a charmed life. I'd like to hear more about how you manage it though. I mean, the practicals of it: do you have a series of regulars? If so, how do you keep them in line? And how do you keep track of them all? And how much do you pay your regulars? Sounds like you sample new girls quite a lot - does living there help or hinder that? Do you tell them that you live in BKK, or does that cause problems for you?

Just curious about some of the finer details. Given how much activity you are engaged in, I'm hoping to see more reports from you...not so much on the golf though :) [QUOTE=Mealticket]I'M a guy not of retirement age retired in Bangkok. I've been here a little more than five years. Some months are better than others and June was one of those...I was with five different girls for a total of ten sessions which for a man of my age and financial wherewithal is just a little high; I average eight. Not complaining though.[/QUOTE]

Hello gents and salutes to mongers everytwhere.

I'm relatively new to this board and this is my first post and it's actually a question. I'd like to know where to go in Bangkok to find truly awesome great looking Thai women. I'm not so concerned about the cost as I am the quality. I'm talking "model", that men would universally agree upon as being hot. I haven't been to Bangkok for probably 10 years, so I'm sure alot has changed. Taste is usually quite an individual thing, but frankly many of the pics that I see here are of women of dubious quality (not a knock on anyone's preferences as the pics are always appreciated). I want beautiful women that would be universally viewed as gorgeous, otherwise why go to the time and expense. I'm not one of these guys who simply equates cost with beauty, so don't go down that path. I do however fancy very attractive ladies and don't shy away from paying what they're worth. Thanks in advance for the input, and I promise to post detailed reports with photos upon my return.If there's anyone who wants to PM me with "prime" info, that would be much appreciated also.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Often, if you spend a little money in a club and get to know the mamasans a little bit, you can have the pick of the litter...[i]right off the bus from Issan![/i]

But this is probably not realistic for guys just on a holiday tour. Really depends on one's experience level.[/QUOTE]Very true. Spending a little and getting in with the mamas is key to working the bars. But if you're target is fresh "Isaan" girls, then a trip to Isaan is way cheaper than spending every night in the bars working the scene.