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You guys ever run into a guy named Jerry down to Herman's? He has some sick stories. One that comes to mind is a guy that wanted to have 3 guys tagg team a chica while he hid in the closet, then afterward he wanted to drink the guys cum! Now thats sick.
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1223015]You guys ever run into a guy named Jerry down to Herman's? He has some sick stories. One that comes to mind is a guy that wanted to have 3 guys tagg team a chica while he hid in the closet, then afterward he wanted to drink the guys cum! Now thats sick.[/QUOTE]Sickest I've ever heard was a guy getting of to seeing a chicken have its neck snapped.
Or the guy who comes to a brothel, pays the hooker for the bag with used condoms, the hooker said that he told her he goes home and drinks the cum. So sick.
[QUOTE=Carrib; 1223001]Many mongers have requested that you stop reporting your strap on dildo experiences. There are many here, who for a myriad of reasons conveniently leave out certain details in their reports, you should try the same with your dildo fetish, we won't mind a bit.
This board is a community built on mutual respect and sharing info and experiences on fucking chicas, never in my wildest dreams did I expect to read about a fellow monger getting fucked in the ass literally by a chica and liking it. You have ignored the many pleas and now I suspect that you find some guilty pleasure pissing us off by continually reporting how much you enjoy getting fucked by a dildo. Oh and there's nothing "traditional" about your sociosexual BDSM interludes with the chicas.[/QUOTE]However, if you insist on writing about your treatment for constipation, then could you try to write in some kind of slang or patois. We would also like more details about what you are drinking and smoking as all this sex stuff gets boring. Do you prefer Cain or Gingrich?
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1223015]You guys ever run into a guy named Jerry down to Herman's? He has some sick stories. One that comes to mind is a guy that wanted to have 3 guys tagg team a chica while he hid in the closet, then afterward he wanted to drink the guys cum! Now thats sick.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads-up. I hang at Herman's quite a bit and I will do my best to stay clear of Jerry!
[QUOTE=Frannie;1223029]However, if you insist on writing about your treatment for constipation, then could you try to write in some kind of slang or patois. We would also like more details about what you are drinking and smoking as all this sex stuff gets boring. Do you prefer Cain or Gingrich?[/QUOTE]Personally I have had a high-falutin "interlude" overdose. Where does that come from. Is it a popular hip hop word these days? I guess I will be waiting for the "intermezzo" overdose next, given the musical predilection! He He!
Just a thought. Do some mongers make up fake stories / disgusting stories about a particular chica they like to keep other mongers from getting to her.
I ask this question because my first day (first time in Sosua) I was relaxing at the Rumba checking out the scene drinking a beer. This pretty chica started talking to me, and we exchange numbers and she left. This older gentleman came out of nowhere to my table (I don't know this guy, never seen him before) and he was saying don't talk to her, she can't fuck, she got crabs, blah, blah, blah. I started to get pissed at the fact he was annoying me and I wasn't even planning on doing anything with her or even calling her. He noticed and left.
The next day I was just randomly walking down the street and I seen him at El Flow's hugging and kissing the same chica he bad mouth yesterday. She saw me and waved, and he gave me this crazy look, took her and turned her around so she was looking the opposite direction I was at.
Is it really that crucial?
I thought the International sex guide should be a place where you could post interesting reports about your experiences and learn from others experiences. Somehow though it seems all you guys posting in the Sosua thread have forgotten those principles. I have just looked back for 20 pages, and all I mainly read is a total mismatch of ghetto slang chat between some of you guys, long intellectual diatribes from others, and some others obviously trying to push Sosua as the greatest place on earth for their own commercial gains probably; and I didn't relly learn anything of use whatsoever. The most annoying type of posts are those from guys such as Grandnash84, going on about irrelevant crap such as boxing, catching american football matches and too much nonsense to remember. This is not twitter, I don't want to know how many slices of bacon you had at breakfast! Don't waste your time posting if you just want to rant on in a juvenile way. There is nothing wrong with discussing hotels, restaurants, politics, crime, travel etc, as they all affect the core of the purpose of this forum, which is called the International SEX guide after all! I think you regular posters here should all take a good look at the mess you have made of this thread, and if you can't learn to post more constructively, go start up your own one somewhere else. Maybe it should be called the 'Realtively dumb guy from New York who dresses like he's in the prison workout yard guide to screwing, getting great ribs and American football in Sosua'.
"Once I started to tongue her clitoris I noticed a slight pungent odor that was not particularly appealing to my olfactory senses."
Luggie, you can't be serious can you? Just tell us her fucking pussy stunk and be done with it already you fudge packing weirdo.
[QUOTE=Manizales911; 1223080]"Once I started to tongue her clitoris I noticed a slight pungent odor that was not particularly appealing to my olfactory senses."
Luggie, you can't be serious can you? Just tell us her fucking pussy stunk and be done with it already you fudge packing weirdo.[/QUOTE]Just dip the chip, and be done with it!
[QUOTE=Carrib;1223001]Many mongers have requested that you stop reporting your strap on dildo experiences. There are many here, who for a myriad of reasons conveniently leave out certain details in their reports, you should try the same with your dildo fetish, we won't mind a bit.[/QUOTE]Carib, you may be in the majority in wishing for Luigi to stop with the strap-on. It's not my thing by a long shot either, mate, but I find Luigi's posts quite humorous.
[QUOTE=Amb832; 1223073]Just a thought. Do some mongers make up fake stories / disgusting stories about a particular chica they like to keep other mongers from getting to her.
I ask this question because my first day (first time in Sosua) I was relaxing at the Rumba checking out the scene drinking a beer. This pretty chica started talking to me, and we exchange numbers and she left. This older gentleman came out of nowhere to my table (I don't know this guy, never seen him before) and he was saying don't talk to her, she can't fuck, she got crabs, blah, blah, blah. I started to get pissed at the fact he was annoying me and I wasn't even planning on doing anything with her or even calling her. He noticed and left.
The next day I was just randomly walking down the street and I seen him at El Flow's hugging and kissing the same chica he bad mouth yesterday. She saw me and waved, and he gave me this crazy look, took her and turned her around so she was looking the opposite direction I was at.
Is it really that crucial?[/QUOTE]I can see that with more the local guys (germans, brits, italians, canadian) who think their putas are their general property or they fall in love with their putas jajajjajaja LOL. I can't see a fellow gringo monger cockblock like that. I mean with all the putas down there there's someone for everyone, what do you think she's going to do the second she leaves your room or when you leave the island for that matter. Business as usual.
If some random guy just came off like that blurting out any kind of shit I would gauge him, see where he was coming from and see if I felt any sincerity in his voice. Most likely I would say "hey thanks for the tip" then still do what I wanted. Take everything you hear and see in the DR with a grain of salt, especially if it came from the other expats. I've always had a feeling that they resent Americans there and something like we are stepping on their feet stealing all of their women attitude. Hey this is purely IMHO.
[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1223087]I can see that with more the local guys (germans, brits, italians, canadian) who think their putas are their general property or they fall in love with their putas jajajjajaja LOL. I can't see a fellow gringo monger cockblock like that. I mean with all the putas down there there's someone for everyone, what do you think she's going to do the second she leaves your room or when you leave the island for that matter. Business as usual.
If some random guy just came off like that blurting out any kind of shit I would gauge him, see where he was coming from and see if I felt any sincerity in his voice. Most likely I would say "hey thanks for the tip" then still do what I wanted. Take everything you hear and see in the DR with a grain of salt, especially if it came from the other expats. I've always had a feeling that they resent Americans there and something like we are stepping on their feet stealing all of their women attitude. Hey this is purely IMHO.[/QUOTE]I concur 100. I've seen alot of Europeans get weak on these girls, and the girls do whatever they want. Most Americans aren't trying to set these girls up and wife them. Just look at Casa Linda when it opened, all the European guys set up house with their Dominicanas. Now I see the same girls sitting in El Flow on Friday nights sola. I also think Americans are more selfish and less trusting of serious relationships.
[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1223052]Personally I have had a high-falutin "interlude" overdose. Where does that come from. Is it a popular hip hop word these days? I guess I will be waiting for the "intermezzo" overdose next, given the musical predilection! He He![/QUOTE]Gingrich, Obama is causing the constipation
[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1223096]I concur 100. I've seen alot of Europeans get weak on these girls, and the girls do whatever they want. Most Americans aren't trying to set these girls up and wife them. Just look at Casa Linda when it opened, all the European guys set up house with their Dominicanas. Now I see the same girls sitting in El Flow on Friday nights sola. I also think Americans are more selfish and less trusting of serious relationships.[/QUOTE]Any girl that's walking the street all day, hanging out at Classicos, El flow, or Rumba every night, or I hear rumours from multiple people I can't see myself making her wifey or even trusting her.
[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1223087]I can see that with more the local guys (germans, brits, italians, canadian) who think their putas are their general property or they fall in love with their putas jajajjajaja LOL. I can't see a fellow gringo monger cockblock like that. I mean with all the putas down there there's someone for everyone, what do you think she's going to do the second she leaves your room or when you leave the island for that matter. Business as usual.
If some random guy just came off like that blurting out any kind of shit I would gauge him, see where he was coming from and see if I felt any sincerity in his voice. Most likely I would say "hey thanks for the tip" then still do what I wanted. Take everything you hear and see in the DR with a grain of salt, especially if it came from the other expats. I've always had a feeling that they resent Americans there and something like we are stepping on their feet stealing all of their women attitude. Hey this is purely IMHO.[/QUOTE]Just like on here, information is only as good as the person who is giving it to you. You need to know a guys credibility when he tells you something. The thing about Sosua is you might be better off passing on a girl who you think might be trouble. There are so many others to choose from, why risk doing one who may be trouble. You need to find a reliable source of information to run your info. Past.