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Had a lot of fun reading your report. Probably because I could identify with everything you had said; so much so as to go back and read your prior trip report to CR. Again could see eye to eye with your writing. Welcome back Señor Cane. P.S. Your chicas in CR are way better than what I saw in January 2023 in Taormina; a complete waste of time then for me.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2972419]I enjoyed a career that was perfectly suited for being a monger. At the time I entered the profession I didn't know that, and it had no bearing whatsoever on my desire to join that field. But it didn't take long for me to discover the "dirty" truth. You see, the guys in the office would whisper about this country and that one. And about this place and that one. And so, one day I decided to go to one of those countries and to patronize one of those places, the Hotel Del Rey in Costa Rica to be exact, to see for myself. And when I arrived, I was floored! You mean I can be down here slam fucking all these pretty "Ticas" and "Colombianas" day after day after day? Wow! I was immediately hooked, and a monger was born! I mean, I had messed with tutes before here and there in the States and once in the Netherlands, but none of that measured up to the scene at the legendary Hotel del Rey in San Jose, Costa Rica! Not even close! At the time, I was still in the "got to meet the right one and settle down and get married" mode. Have a family and a home and all that sort of thing. And live happily forever after. Yeah right! Well, that lasted for a few more years even after Costa Rica. But my introduction to mongerdom eventually ended all that kind of thinking, especially after I went to Brazil for the first time. That was all she wrote! Monger for life!

So, what is it about a job that makes it perfect for becoming a monger, especially on an international level? Well first, and pretty obviously, it would have to be one that allows you to travel extensively abroad and even live overseas for extended periods at a time. You see my brothers, the truth of the matter is that although I have represented over the years that I have been living exclusively in the United States all this time, in actuality I have been living and working all over the world! I would estimate that over the last two decades I spent 60% of my time in the States and 40% abroad. So why the subterfuge? Well, I did it to "throw them off the trail" if you will. We don't know who has been reading this site when or for what nefarious reasons, and it was just one of my ways to help maintain my anonymity. Now that I've retired early, I don't care so much about letting where I've been living all these years be more generally known. I've secured the funds, and they can't be taken away from me now. I earned them. All of it! And I've broken no laws. It's mine! Speaking of which, the other thing required to be a successful international monger is money. You've got to have an income that allows you enough cash and benefits to manage all the responsible things one should do in life and still have more than enough left over to enjoy the finer things in life too, like "the hobby". Fortunately enough for me, I had that too.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering what is this career or profession that I'm talking about? Well discretion remains the better part of valor! I will say this though. Years ago on another monger site, somebody made a post about the best jobs to have for being an international hoor monger, and what I used to do for a living was on his list. I thought, "Now this guy knows what the hell he's talking about"! I've never seen anybody else mention my former career ever again. I wouldn't say that it's a "rare" or "exotic" profession, but for whatever reason people just don't tend to think about it or make a connection between it and access to international mongering. I know I didn't until I got into it. But boy am I glad I discovered it with all its "side benefits", and not just the opportunity to monger either. Being able to travel and see the world is a privilege and a joy in and of itself! I did take exception to one of the jobs mentioned on the guy's list though, which was that of Peace Corps Volunteer. Work like that will definitely get you abroad, but the problem is that it doesn't pay good money. But then on the other hand, given the places they go to you probably don't need that much money and / or can get it for free. Will fuck for food! They don't call it the toughest job you'll ever love for nothing LOL!

In any event, now that I've stopped working and taken care of the things that I needed to in order to have a comfortable retirement, I'm announcing right here and right now at this very moment my full-time return to the circuit! That's right my fellow mongers! I've got upcoming trips planned for my two favorite destinations of Brazil and Germany, and I've already taken an "anniversary" trip back to Costa Rica too where it all began (see my report). I can't wait! I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it (this big boner)! I'm about to lose control and I know I'll like it! LMFAO! When the pandemic hit the globe with full force in 2020, nobody was going anywhere. The world started to open up again in 2021, but I stayed home since there were still all kinds of nuisances around vaccinations, testing, and quarantine requirements and with many businesses of all types not having returned to normal operations yet let alone the mongering establishments. And then with the onset of 2022, I had to stop and consider that I was getting close to when I had hoped to early retire. I needed to put planning for that first to make sure I was ready, so no international mongering for me in 2022 or 2023 either. I started traveling again in 2021, but I didn't go abroad. It was all domestic. I stuck to my credo. Made sure my bills were paid and my investments made [B]before[/B] I got laid (at least as far as foreign pussy went)! I finally got back overseas again to Costa Rica in 2024.

Well now I'm back on "the track" so to speak for keeps! I travel, I eat, I drink, I fuck. And I write. And I'm hungry for more! Stay tuned!

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