Warsaw

Hi!

I am going to Warsaw in a few days, staying at the Intercontinental. I understand that you need a key-card for the elevators, which makes it a bit more of a hassle to get an escort to your room. Does anybody know if there is any action in the hotel's bars, and if so, what prices are asked (more than the warsaw-norm???).

Happy for any feedback!

Jim

i'm at the radisson sas now until the 25th. if anyone is around give me a shout and we can cehck out what this city has to offer!

I've arrived in Warsaw today after 5 days of Krakow. as many stated, Krakow is a nice city. Food great, people friendly, and a nice but I was rather disappointed with the 2 experiences I had there (will post about them over there)

So here I am staying the Radisson SAS. I did a bit of research on the boards and found a few girls I wanted to see.

Eventually I settled on Iza 27 as recommended on this board. Her english is not great but she was very accomodating. we suggested she come to the hotel, and she said she could be there in 20 minutes.

I read that the Radisson is pretty good with 'visitors' as long as I meet them outside. So I waited for her to turn up

When she turned up, I have to say I was slightly disappointed. She had the same long blonde hair as the pics but what you don't see in the pics is her face. She had decent features but quite a bit of acne scarring.

Neverhteless I decided to give it a try. We went into the hotel without any problems (well I just ignored the desk!). it's a tricky hotel because the lobby is so close to the entrance and elevators, it's hard to not be noticed when bringing in guests.

With her limited English, there was only one thing we could do. So we got on with it. I was a bit more excited when she took off her kit and revealed a nice tan and tight body, soft skin, nice ass and I decided as long as I spend more time looking at her body than her face I will get through the session.

She was very enthusiastic during the session and gave it her 100% so I can see why other punters would give her a very high score. I also give her a 9/10 for service and performance but looks would only be a 6/10 on my scale. Her face to be honest is a bit rough. I spent pretty much the whole session in reverse CG and doggy but then I'm pretty sure her pussy stank (this is 2/3 stinky pussy in Poland now and it's starting to get worrying)...strong pungence of a fishy smell.

She was willing to give 2 shots but I gave up after 1... and tried to get her out as soon as I could as nice as she was I couldn't go further.

All in all looks wise while I may have knocked off a few points I will still give this a 7/10 as an experience. It was definitely not wroth the 250 zloty (200 for the hour, and 50 for the taxi becuase I didn't have change) and I am thinking of just giving up on the mongering and just to work on the freebies. I am here for another week so hopefully epxerience will improve... I wonder how the freebie scene is like compared to Krakow.

I have to say that I am starting to feel a bit frustrated by the quality I am getting with the pay ones- all the super hot girls I see on odloty when I do a search on ehre turns up with a bad report... where are the stunning girls that provide a decent service? Surely I don't need to fly over to Germany again!

I will check out the arcades and a few other places like teh studios. In the mean time if any fellow mongers got any tips or advice I would appreciate it.

Borat69,

I have to agree with that stinky pussy is a Big turn-off. I'm planing my trip to Warsaw and initialy in Sept until I read Borat69's post.

So the questions for all forks, is stinky pussy rarely found in warsaw or common ?

[QUOTE=Ravein2]Hi!

I am going to Warsaw in a few days, staying at the Intercontinental. I understand that you need a key-card for the elevators, which makes it a bit more of a hassle to get an escort to your room. Does anybody know if there is any action in the hotel's bars, and if so, what prices are asked (more than the warsaw-norm???).

Happy for any feedback!

Jim[/QUOTE]I stayed at the Intercontinental and it is a first class hotel. I had a girl come over once and all I did was meet her by the sundries store on the first floor and we went up the elevator. No hassles at all.

Yes there were occasionally working girls in the bar. I think it was called Plus 1, but it was the bar on the second floor. If I remember correctly she was asking (and not getting from me) 600zlt for an hour.

Any folk encounters stinky pussies as in Borat69 reports. I have to agree with him it is a big turn-off.

My trip to warsaw is in sept.Have second thought after reading Borat69's post. Maybe?

[QUOTE=Hidden Dragon]I stayed at the Intercontinental and it is a first class hotel. I had a girl come over once and all I did was meet her by the sundries store on the first floor and we went up the elevator. No hassles at all.

Yes there were occasionally working girls in the bar. I think it was called Plus 1, but it was the bar on the second floor. If I remember correctly she was asking (and not getting from me) 600zlt for an hour.[/QUOTE]

Yes a key card is required to go up to the bedrooms in the elevator but not back down to ground level. And yes the bar on the second floor is called the Plus 1 - there's another called the Hemisphere at lower ground level which easier to access.

There is always security on the main entrance as well as several bellhops. Meeting up by the shop in the lobby is a good idea - there is seating in the vicinity, it's out of sight of the front desk and it's a few steps to the elevators.

Provided she is modestly dressed, I'm sure she'll have no difficulty making it past security - there're ladies staying on their presumably on business judging by their attire at breakfast. If ther're any concerns in this respect, I suggest you meet up in the Hemisphere.

couldn't resist visiting the sex arcades after reading about them on this forum.

first stop was the cluster on gen andersa though i think that they are actually on marszalkowska a hundred metres or so on the left up from swietokrzyska metro heading northwards.

the first two places i tried didn't offer peep shows but the third - painted purple with no 89 on the front - did. the man behind the counter was friendlier than he looked, apologised for his lack of english and then fluently talked me through the menu situated on the left by the entrance. next to it was photos of the three ladies working. i chose beata, a extremely buxom mature lady with bottle blond hair probably in her 40s with a few more curves as a result but certainly not a bbw. the cost of a handjob was 100 zl for 25 minutes and i was shown to a room with red painted walls, a chrome pole and a couch. it was clean enough.

beata appeared after a couple of minutes dressed in lingerie, which suggested that she was either on the premises or very close by. she was very warm and friendly and proceeded to dance extremely erotically - i was highly aroused from the start. the bra came off very quickly and she dangled her enormous tits in my face and i couldn't resist giving them a good licking and after a couple of minutes her pants came off as well. as she danced, she touched my crotch a few times and after 10 minutes, she asked me to remove my trousers. there was lots of mutual touching up and at one point she asked in fluent englsh "are you sure you only just want hand massage?" the answer was yes and we carried on playing with each other until i came to a climax with her seeming to enjoy herself. interestingly, she was dry between the legs when she first arrived but became very wet very quickly. i left about 25 minutes from arriving with a smile on my face.

having enjoyed myself thoroughly, i returned the following evening and selected sarah. she also large breasts though not quite as large as beata, about 10 years younger, facially more attractive and less well built though maybe 10kgs heavier than her ideal bodyweight. she was more business like in her approach and only did a short dance before launching herself into the action. she asked me whether i wanted oral - 70 zl extra - and thinking that i was going to get bbbj since she didn't bring a rubber, said yes. she then disappeared for a few minutes and returned with one. the oral was good but she rushed and despite trying to hold on, i couldn't restrain after several minutes. i was out of the front door within 10 minutes of entering and felt cheated - 170zl for oral was very poor value i thought and didn't go back.

i went instead to the cluster of arcade on al jana pawla ii which is just past elektoralna on both sides of the road heading northwards. i went into pavilon 10 on the right and was told that hand relief was 150 zl while oral was 170zl. faced with such a small cost differential i went straight for oral. the photos of the ladies working showed that they were far more attractive than the other place. i can't remember the name of the one i selected but she was tall slim with long dark blonde hair - probably a 7.5 in attractiveness with a beautiful tight body.

it took several minutes before she appeared in the room. there was no dance - she asked me to strip straightaway, put the condom on before i was aroused and homed straight in pausing only to ask whether i wanted to pay extra for full sex - the answer was no. because i wasn't turned on, it took a while before i came but i was still out of the room well within 10 minutes her entering. another poor value experience though at least she allowed me to play with her body which made it slightly more worthwhile. after this, i wasn't tempted to try any of the other places offering peep shows.

conclusion - an interesting experience and worth trying once for that reason alone. choose wisely and go for the hand job only option and with luck on your side it'll be worth it. otherwise poor value unless one is desperate for a quickie and doesn't want the hassle of pre-booking an appointment.

[QUOTE=Wingwang]So the questions for all forks, is stinky pussy rarely found in warsaw or common ?[/QUOTE]I select carefully my targets, when I go to Warsaw. This means that I look very carefully at the profiles in odloty and sexatlas, among others. I have always met girls whose pussy was perfectly all right.

This said, I must add a note of sympathy for those girls who, after having worked so much and so hard to please all of us, at some point get some internal disorder (so to say): I hope they will use part of the money they earn to look better after themselves. A SDS is always a possible risk for them. I always do protected sex, also the blowjob, and I never do a CIM - but I notice that many of them are not always very cautious, and tend to put directly the dick in mouth. It is obvious that at some point they could contract some microbes which result in stinky p****y....

today i decided to check out the sex arcades. but before that, i decided i needed to get my laundry done. the radisson ridiculously overcharges on this service so i decided to check out some malls. the taxi driver took me to a mall by the train station. there was nothing except dry cleaners. i rang up a couple of hotels asking if they know any normal laundry service and none of them seemed to know!

i jumped in a taxi and asked to be taken to another mall after being given an address saying they do washing there. i ended up over the bridge at some mall (not sure what the name was) and there was also again only bloody dry cleaners who also want like 200 zloty to wash a load of clothes. at this stage i was getting a bit peeved. thankfully i found a hostel that was willing to wash them for 20 but i had to pay for a room so i just paid the extra to get a dorm room just to have my washing done. the taxi driver that took me there also tried to rip me off by putting the metre on '4' instead of 1 or 2, and it was bright daylight on sunday. thankfully i was really getting pissed off about many things so i shouted at him and he changed it.

after dropping off my laundry and feeling a sense of relief i found that i was actually very close to the cluster on gen andersa. it's just off a main road and amongst kebab shops. usually there are lots of tourists or locals sitting around outdoors so it's not the best of privacy, but quick in and out probably not really noticable (especialy without the damn laundry!)

unfortuantely most of the girls were unavailable. and the ones that were i would not pay to even wash my clothes. i did see some eye candy as receptionists but doubt they worked. i was told htere would be a better selection in the week.

i'm starting to really give up on this place. not only have i spent a fortune so far on cab rides to get my laundry washed (equivalent of £20 to wash a load of clothes) the girls i've experienced so far in both krakow and warsaw have been pretty average. i also have to say that the polish girls all seem to have a bit of an atittude, like they are always unhappy or at least that's the vibe i get. i've travelled pretty extensively around europe and you don't get the same vibe in other places even slovakia, czech, latvia or hungary. not sure waht's going on, and it's the bloody summer!

i have my last bet on some of the studios and apartments. fingers crossed i will at least find some talent. at some point the cards must turn.

Can anyone in Warsaw give me some names of local newspapers I can put an advert in? Looking to pursue a business venture.
Thanks in advance.

Cheers.

This report also posted in another forum I use.

I recently visited Poland, so, having enjoyed reading and researching various trips on here, it's time I made a trip report of my own in the hope that it may benefit other readers.

I took the advice offered on other forums (fora?) and bought a Polish SIM card for my phone. This cost 20PLN (TakTak, others are available). The reasoning being that the girls are not likely to answer calls from foreign mobiles. The numbers dialled came from [url]www.odloty.pl[/url] and [url]www.sexatlas.pl[/url] .

Getting there. Get bus 175 from the airport to the city centre. It costs 2.40PLN. I'm told a taxi would cost 30PLN but I never used a taxi.

Accomodation. A wide selection, from backpackers hostels to Marriott type hotels, is available within 500 metres walk of the intersection between Alee Jerozolimksie and Marszalkowska.

Essentials. Beer cost between 6 and 8 PLN per half litre.

Sex shops.

Zielna street, parallel to Marszalkowska between Swietokrzyska and Grzybowska. This block contains some kebab shops, some dry cleaners and some sex shops. In the sex shops there are price lists showing some of the services available. For example, naked dance with touching for 100 PLN or blowjob for 150 PLN. Two girl options are available as well. Pictures of the girls are displayed next to the price list. I opted for naked dance with touching (I forget how long this was supposed to last, half an hour or so, I think) with a rather attractive blonde called Ania who walked into the shop while the shopkeeper was explaining the services. I would think Ania would have been about 30. I was shown to a back room and told to strip. Ania entered a couple of minutes later wearing a white bra and panty set. We then started dancing together quite closely and getting a feel of each others bodies and she asked if I wanted sex. I was settling for the dance/handjob combo. French kissing was enjoyed while she got out of her remaining clothes, this continued for most of the session with brief pauses for me to kiss and suck on her nipples. I'm fairly confident she would have accepted DATY, she was certainly happy enough with taking my fingers. This being the first session of the trip, I knew I would not last for long and came in her hands shortly thereafter. She left briefly to clean up and when she returned, continued as before till the half hour.

Apartments.

[url]http://www.sexatlas.pl/paula26;en[/url]

My first visit to an apartment was to Paula who claims in her ad to be 26. I estimate her to be closer to 30. Her flat was within two minutes of where I was staying on Marszalkowska. When I entered her apartment she showed me through to another room and got me a drink while she finshed with a client. A while later she reappeared and explained what was on the menu. I chose full service except anal and paid 250PLN. She showed me to the shower then the bedroom and left for a couple of minutes. Again french kissing was available and, as is usual, enjoyable. I offered to give some oral attention, which she seemed to like, though answering the phone while getting a tongueing gets her a few minus points. At the time it also get her the benefit of a couple of fingers inserted to see if it would illicit an unvoluntary noise over the phone.

The first session ended with the most amazing blowjob ever. Teasing while stimulating me to climax, then when I had reached the point of no return, sucking so hard, almost non-stop for fully a minute. This is quite the most amazing sensation I have ever experienced, almost like she was trying to be a hoover rather than a hooker.

dingding, seconds out, Round two. We showered (seperately) and resumed in the bedroom with some mutual massage before having sex. Again though, the finish was to be in her mouth. There's no way I was missing out on that treat again. Paula was fantastic, I may well go back to Warsaw and include her in my itinerary.

pt2

Part two. A dizzy, a babe and one for the team.

I had tried contacting a girl called Lena Buist 8 from Odloty.pl but when I made it to her apartment block at the appointed time she didn't answer the phone. Pity, I really fancied the idea of shagging a younger (20) girl who was not a perfect specimen by any means. Her photos seem to be of the odloty site now but I downloaded her earlier video clip and can see what I missed out on. I then phoned a blonde called Agata who gave me directions to her apartment which was only about half a mile away. [url]http://www.sexatlas.pl/foto_d.php?pn=0&lng=en&ob=r&of=2&nd=1&se=852&im=agata&wo=18&wd=45&ko=43&kd=85&ho=150&hd=188&bo=2&bd=93&sb=SEARCH&id=17845[/url]

but by the time I got there she was busy. Her flatmate was called either Ola or Ala, I cant remember, and she explained the situation. Did I want to wait for Agata or would I rather see her instead? Well, she was stunning. There was no way I was passing up this opportunity. 200PLN later I was showered and she was stripping out or her black negligee. This was easily the most gorgeous female form I had seen naked. She started with a little kissing and proceeded to a body to body massage which led to a blow job. On with the condom and a tour de force of various positions. A climax, a shower and ready for round 2, or so i thought. Unfortunately this was a case of when you come you go. While i was getting ready she left and returned with Agata. Yes, of course they worked together as a threesome. Yes I would like to see them together sometime (300 zloty/hour) But I never bothered. Maybe I should have, maybe I'll be back in Warsaw again sometime. Maybe the desire to try a different girl will prevent me from returning to the same one. Maybe I'll get run over by a bus tomorrow.

I then left Warsaw for a few days but when I returned I thought to try one that I had seen on the net that morning Businesswoman 40. [url]http://www.sexatlas.pl/info_d.php?of=0&lng=en&ob=r&nd=10&se=615&im=business&wo=18&wd=45&ko=43&kd=85&ho=150&hd=188&bo=2&bd=93&sb=SEARCH[/url]

So I called her and she directed me to her apartment very near a metro stop. (metro fare 2.40 pln each way) and knocked the door. I reckon she was nearer 50 than the 40 she says on the website. Still, many a good tune is played on an old fiddle, and she looked not unlike a former colleague. After my shower she entered the room still wearing her "uniform" of little black dress, stockings, heels, and black bra and panty set. She told me she had only placed the ad earlier that week and I was her first visitor. (Ya Beauty!!!) Maybe that's true, maybe not, I think it is. The encounter started with some kissing and undressing her. pausing to enjoy each bit I uncovered. We eventually got horizontal and continued kissing passionately. I have never had this passionate a girl before, especially not in a paid encounter, so i moved the hand down and just masturbated her for a while. She was soaking, absolutely right into it and would not stop kissing, I ended up with digits in both her holes and all the while her tongue in my mouth. I got the impression she needed it more than I did. Normally in a paid encounter i would insist on my cock being sucked but this time I just reached for the condom. After the first round I was expecting to be sent for a shower and ready myself for round two but was immediately disabused of that idea. I was to get straight back to bed, she was immediately back kissing and guiding my hand to her pussy. This girls need for sex was greater than mine and I was not going to disappoint. I know I should have tried to see if she would let me put more than a finger in her arse, but I was not so able to be detached from the situation and ended up getting fucked by her pussy again. I have little negative to say about her, except that she would do better to shave her pussy and should let guys come in her mouth. Other than that, a great encounter.

She forgot to ask for money, I gave her the negotiated amount, 150PLN, I think she enjoyed the sex more than I did. Note though, I in no way claim to be the worlds greatest lover.

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[quote=borat69]today i decided to check out the sex arcades. but before that, i decided i needed to get my laundry done. the radisson ridiculously overcharges on this service so i decided to check out some malls. the taxi driver took me to a mall by the train station. there was nothing except dry cleaners. i rang up a couple of hotels asking if they know any normal laundry service and none of them seemed to know!

i jumped in a taxi and asked to be taken to another mall after being given an address saying they do washing there. i ended up over the bridge at some mall (not sure what the name was) and there was also again only bloody dry cleaners who also want like 200 zloty to wash a load of clothes. at this stage i was getting a bit peeved. thankfully i found a hostel that was willing to wash them for 20 but i had to pay for a room so i just paid the extra to get a dorm room just to have my washing done. the taxi driver that took me there also tried to rip me off by putting the metre on '4' instead of 1 or 2, and it was bright daylight on sunday. thankfully i was really getting pissed off about many things so i shouted at him and he changed it.

after dropping off my laundry and feeling a sense of relief i found that i was actually very close to the cluster on gen andersa. it's just off a main road and amongst kebab shops. usually there are lots of tourists or locals sitting around outdoors so it's not the best of privacy, but quick in and out probably not really noticable (especialy without the damn laundry!)

unfortuantely most of the girls were unavailable. and the ones that were i would not pay to even wash my clothes. i did see some eye candy as receptionists but doubt they worked. i was told htere would be a better selection in the week.

i'm starting to really give up on this place. not only have i spent a fortune so far on cab rides to get my laundry washed (equivalent of £20 to wash a load of clothes) the girls i've experienced so far in both krakow and warsaw have been pretty average. i also have to say that the polish girls all seem to have a bit of an atittude, like they are always unhappy or at least that's the vibe i get. i've travelled pretty extensively around europe and you don't get the same vibe in other places even slovakia, czech, latvia or hungary. not sure waht's going on, and it's the bloody summer!

i have my last bet on some of the studios and apartments. fingers crossed i will at least find some talent. at some point the cards must turn.[/quote]was it the okidoki hostel? i know where you can get a great girl within two minutes of there? see my report on paula

Top Caat...you nearly are the Top Caat with that report...good one!!

First a thank you to those who got back to me with info on Intercontinental! It was helpful, and proved the value of a site like this. So to give something back: here is my account of 4 loooong days in the city.

General info on incall: call the woman twice, once to arrange the meeting and get the address, and once – when you’re at the address – to get the apartment number.

First encounter: arranged a meeting with Ala Ex ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info.php/products_id/3999[/url])
Her apartment is real close to the Intercontinental, so very convenient (did have trouble finding the right entrance to the building though). Got there, and was met by a hot blonde, shown to the room and asked to wait. A few seconds later another blonde enters, and introduces herself as Ala. She was not in the same stunner-category, but quite nice, and her choice of clothing (a bikini) showed that she had a nice body as well. Finances out the way, a quick shower and here we go. OWO was impeccable, and she did not rush it. Did quite a bit of 69 as well, sweet... On with the raincoat, and then... no she did not want to ride (not her favourite position, and I was “too big” – and I am not that much more than average, to be honest). At this time my energy was running out, I was a bit tired after almost 20 hours of travelling, so I decided to slow things down. Real nice girl to talk to, she gave me a good introduction to the recent political happenings in Poland, and was very nice to be with. She struggled a bit with English, but was very good compared to Poles in general. I left feeling ok: not ecstatic, and not disappointed. Financial damage PLN 200/h +a little extra.

Second encounter: meeting with Ada ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info.php/products_id/5450[/url]) in the Wola-district. Got there on time, called – no answer. Called again 10 minutes later – “Out shopping, will be back in about 10 minutes”. Walked around the area, wasting time (15 min), called again, no answer – bailed.

Third encounter: Outcall with Kotka ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info.php/products_id/5744[/url]). Claims to be 24, closer to 30, but looking nice. Not a Hollywod-beauty, but definitely a 7, face-wise. She is quite voluptious, not the skinny type. Since Intercontinental’s elevators require a key-card I met Kotka outside the hotel. No problems with this, we met and played the parts of long-time friends to perfection... Of course, she was thankfully dressed like a woman should, not like some ****... Spent a good while talking about this, that, and the other (I did not rush us into bed). She took a quick shower and the fun began. Kissing (semi-DFK?), touching and suddenly we were naked. She gave a nice BJ, covered, and we soon found ourselves in a long, rewarding 69. Cowgirl, Mish (with variations), and a good time was had. A nice woman, fun to talk with, fun to not talk with... you get the idea. Fin. damage 150/h (times 2) + 50/taxi + a little extra.

Fourth encounter: meeting with Kasia ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info.php/products_id/5292[/url]). Who turned out to be the same woman who introduced herself as Ala Ex the day before... I had become suspicious when I called her earlier in the day, to arrange the meeting, and was given the same address as the day before. Her explanation was that the stunner I had met the first day was really Ala EX (my original choice), but she had been a bit drunk, so Kasia had stepped in, without telling me about the identity-swap. Well, suffice to say, I felt a bit “played”, and bailed. As I wrote earlier she did provide a good service, so I left only because I did not like to be mislead. During the next couple of days, tired of seeing the bad quality of the Warszawa-scene, I sometimes thought about returning to her after all. I guess my final verdict is recommendable for Kasia (and I can say that the pictures are really her).

Fifth encounter: Ala ([url]http://www.grzesznice.pl/start.php?NR=27&miasto=178&nick=1299[/url]) Arrangements on the phone handled by a sweet-sounding girl, relatively good English. Address in the Wola-district, got there on time and called for the flat-number, asked (by the same girl) to wait 10 minutes, finally got in. Only to meet a girl whose English was much, much worse, and whose appearance left quite a bit to be desired. Her face is hidden on the web-site, but I can guarantee you that the girl who showed up was not the same. Her body was not bad, but her face was not what I had hoped for, quite mediocre to but it mildly. Decided to stay anyway, it was quite a way out from the center, and it was pouring outside. Her effort was quite good, covered BJ and some cow-girl, but her face just put a damper on the experience for me. At this this point I started to feel that the Warszawa-scene depends a bit too much on fooling the punter. I don’t know if this is because they believe that they don’t need to play it straight with clients, but it sure doesn’t make me call them again. Left after 40 minutes. Fin. damage 200/h.

Sixth encounter: Met with Iza ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info.php/products_id/5540[/url]) in an apartment about 15 minutes walk (north-west) from Intercontinental. Hot blonde, pretty face, and smashing body – tan all over, beautiful breasts (natural) and leggy. Her English is quite good... and then I guess I have said the good things about this encounter. There seems to be some “extras” available, but this was not offered in advance. After 15 minutes I tried to kiss her, but that was obviously an extra. I did not ask how much, ‘cause the talk of financial in the middle of proceedings kinda ruins it for me. If she had offered it as a part of the introductions I probably would have said yes. This is not necessarily only her fault, though, maybe I should have brought it up instead. (I am just used to kissing being a part of the session.) She started a covered BJ immediately, which did not really hit the spot (this might be partly my fault, as covered BJs rarely do anything for me, but I did not feel that her effort was very good). Suddenly the phone rings (in another room), and she stops what we’re doing, and goes out to get it! I hear talking and doors opening/closing, while time passes. About five minutes later she shows up, partly dressed, to tell me that that it was someone delivering the take-out dinner she had ordered... Doorbell rings, she leaves again, and that is it for me. I start to dress, she comes back in and we call it a day. After 30 minutes. I left. Disappointed , ‘cause with a body like that I am sure that she could be fun if she put a little bit more effort into it. I don’t expect women I meet like this to enjoy themselves silly, I know it is business, but I happen to believe that it is also a part of the business to provide a service that we, as punters, pay for. Sorry Iza, you were a disinterested, distant, non-sensual person wrapped in a hot package. Maybe you had a bad day, but I am not gonna give you another try. Fin.damage 200/h

Seventh encounter: Andzelika ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info.php/products_id/5525[/url]) Phone passed between a couple of women, before finally settling with “Andzelika”. OK English, meeting arranged with address. Price was suddenly 200/h, not 150/h as is stated on the site... Special price for foreigners? Arrives a couple of hours later, calls to get the apartment-number... Giggling, cut off. Calls again – subscriber not available. OK, maybe she’s not ready. Waits a few minutes, calls again, phone picked up... just to be slammed on again. Another scam... Why don’t these women just say that they don’t want non-Poles visiting? I am getting quite (...) annoyed with this city... but one more try...

Eight encounter: 21 year old woman (name withheld ‘cause maybe she is better than I think...). Ok English, small apartment, tiny bath. Quite beautiful (dark hair, about 21 yrs old, B-cups, nice tan, and a sweet smile), and nice to talk to. After shower got down on bed, she starts a soft OWO. Everything good so far, I asked her if she wanted a 69 and got a quick, if somewhat surprised “yes” in return. She spins around on top of me, and presents the stinkiest pussy I have ever met... I immediately pull my face away, but don’t want to offend her (yeah, I know, I am old-fashioned...) so I start to think about “how do I get myself out of this situation gracefully”. I think that a straight out “Get off me baby, your pussy smells like the place tuna-fish go to die” is gonna put a damper on her enthusiasm, so what to do? Luckily (?) Mr. Happy makes my decision easier, by losing his enthusiasm instead. The woman seems perplexed at this, and doesn’t protest when I say that I gotta go. So why don’t I give her name? Well, she was surprised when I asked to 69 her, so maybe she would have given me a dynamo BJ and fuck if I hadn’t brought up this subject. She was a sweet girl, but she should definitely present herself in a cleaned-up version... Fin damage 200/h

So, that is it. Of course, my eight meetings (or supposed meetings) was the result of a much higher number of calls. Many times the phone was just hung up at the first hint that I didn’t speak Polish, even from the girls who claim to be good or average English speakers. I had followed the advice on this board and bought a local Orange SIM. The natives’ mastery of English was surprisingly low, even among the young people (I was even asked to wait for another clerk in a McDonald’s in the middle of the city centre, as the one I first encountered obviously was afraid that he wouldn’t understand “Big Mac and fries”...) The working girls who claim to speak English often exaggerate wildly in the adverts.

I am quite disappointed by the whole scene. Unusually high miss-rate, especially when compared to, say London or Berlin. Yes, these places, London in particular, are much (!) more expensive, but at this point I am more willing to accept that. Will I return to Warszawa? Not for mongering, that’s for sure!

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