Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Spanish Fly; 1414764]I know this is Rio Thread, but as long as I live in Barcelona, I couldn't help but answering this. Never seen nor heard of anything similar to Rio vans in Barcelona or any other european city for the matter, but be very sure that you can get taxis in Barcelona (black and yellow, the ONLY taxis you will see around) anywhere in the city, as long as they are free at the moment (little green light on top). Designated stands, of course, exist, but 8 out of 10 times you will hail any free taxi in the street and you will jump in.

On the other hand, I agree with you about banning the vans. Good decision.

Have a good hunt. I can't wait to be back in Rio in a few weeks.

SF.[/QUOTE]Not trying to be disagreeable but I have been to Barcelona many times and never saw taxis picking anyone up in the street. After several passed me giving me dirty looks when I tried to flag them down, I gave up and walked to designated areas. When I asked the locals (in Spanish) about catching taxis in the street they told me to go to the designated areas.

When Rio got the Olympics I suggested to the powers that be that they visit Barcelona. In my opinion, Barcelona manages tourism better than any other city in the world.

Well, never let it be said that the Cartman can't learn new things. Or that you can't teach an old safado new tricks.

Had a first-time visit to the Red Light Club tonight guided by PatmarBeleza, who has been burning up the board with his detailed, useful posts of late. Great stuff!

I'd heard of this place and that it was somewhere in Praca the Bandeira but never really worked up the effort to go. Tonight we tried to catch a bus out there, but the 455 blew past us in Copa, and, well, time is money. So we hopped in a cab. It's about R$25 to get there and the same coming back. I know this because my favorite Brazilian restaurant, Aconchego Carioca, is there on Barao de Iguatemi. And 1 block down the street, a friend is opening a specialty beer bar. Which happens to be across the street from the Hotel Malaga, which is a decent sex motel with reasonable rates. And. Get this. The whole thing is 1. 5 blocks away from Red Light Club. How could I not know that for 2+ years?

Anyway, RLC is set up in a narrow building with 4+ floors. The first floor has the Caixa and a long bar with square tables, no music. Nobody was there when we arrived around 8. 30pm. When I left at 11. 30pm, there were 3-4 dudes drinking down there and a sweaty drunken hooker falling over her co-workers. Drama!

The second floor has a smaller bar area, same square tables, and the end of the room set up as a stage with some poles and space for pagode / live music. It also had blaring funk before the pagode started, with the same type of dude yelling into a microphone. Just like at 502. It's a reasonable place to watch the chicks dance, but loud to hang out and talk.

Upstairs there are toilets and then the whole back of the 3rd floor has been transformed into an open-air smoking area with a smaller bar. No music. Great place to hang out with a chick to have a chat. Because it's open air, the smoke isn't as overpowering as in other smoking areas like 4x4's or 502's. I ended up buying my chosen beauty a whiskey (R$22, big spender!) and sitting with her there for a while during which she lectured me in the problems with Brasilian politics. Hi-larious! My favorite part was when she made fun of Dilma for saying people should call her "Presidenta". My chick was all,"Presidente e Presidente. Nao tem feminino." Told me she voted for Jose Serra in the last election. She's 22. Good on 'er!

Anyway, the rooms are on the 4th floor and I think they may also have there on the 5th floor the dressing rooms / area for the chicks. The rooms are small and come with a small bed (raised off the floor) and a shower / toilet area. The rooms themselves and the shower / toilet were not 100% disgusting. I'd say at or above 502 quality, which is actually OK. But the pillows left something to be desired. One had no pillowcase and looked heinous. I'm like, jeez, spend R$20 and buy a new pillow. Anyhoo.

Solid performance by my girl, who says she doesn't speak to a lot of gringos. The place is kind of a hangout for Brazilian posters on a Brazil gdp forum, so I understand that. Apparently I remain "gostoso". Go Cartman! She texted me some Brazilian rock groups I need to download, so we may have a "music lesson" to be arranged in person.

Thanks to PatmarB for the hat tip. If you're in town with time to spare and are tired of the Centro / Zona Sul scene, I'd recommend it. Apparently it really gets hopping late especially Fridays when a lot of freelancers show up after midnight. Chicks are in skimpy dresses, pulling them up to show off their asses etc, but no bikinis etc.

-Cartman

Is the Hotel Belas Artes on Av. Visconde do Rio Branco 52 girl-friendly? Any opinions about the hotel or area of town? Thanks.

Erisc did well for. Himself.

He wenrlt with lais top of. The hot forum list and recommendation of hot forum member Farofino. Chatting with the hot forum members at club red. Light gets. The foreign monger on target. Fastest.

Tops also are. Roberta. That bunda!

NOVO RANKING CHEIROSO RED LIGHT APÓS A NOITE DESTA SEXTA-FEIRA (12. 04. 13)

1° LAÍS- 8 TDs *

2° LUÍZA- 4 TDs

2° CARLA- 4 TDs

3° FABIANE- 3 TDs

3° CAROL- 3 TDs

4° FERNANDA- 2 TDs

4° VICK- 2 TDs

4° RAKELY- 2 TDs

4° JENIFER- 2 TDs

4° PIETRA- 2 TDs

5° THAMI- 1 TD

5° STHEPHANNY- 1 TD

5° JADE- 1 TD

5° DUDA- 1 TD

5° MELISSA- 1 TD

5° VITÓRIA- 1 TD

5° DANI- 1 TD.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1414978]Well, never let it be said that the Cartman can't learn new things. Or that you can't teach an old safado new tricks.

Had a first-time visit to the Red Light Club tonight guided by PatmarBeleza, who has been burning up the board with his detailed, useful posts of late. Great stuff!

I'd heard of this place and that it was somewhere in Praca the Bandeira but never really worked up the effort to go. Tonight we tried to catch a bus out there, but the 455 blew past us in Copa, and, well, time is money. So we hopped in a cab. It's about R$25 to get there and the same coming back. I know this because my favorite Brazilian restaurant, Aconchego Carioca, is there on Barao de Iguatemi. And 1 block down the street, a friend is opening a specialty beer bar. Which happens to be across the street from the Hotel Malaga, which is a decent sex motel with reasonable rates. And. Get this. The whole thing is 1. 5 blocks away from Red Light Club. How could I not know that for 2+ years?

Anyway, RLC is set up in a narrow building with 4+ floors. The first floor has the Caixa and a long bar with square tables, no music. Nobody was there when we arrived around 8. 30pm. When I left at 11. 30pm, there were 3-4 dudes drinking down there and a sweaty drunken hooker falling over her co-workers. Drama!

The second floor has a smaller bar area, same square tables, and the end of the room set up as a stage with some poles and space for pagode / live music. It also had blaring funk before the pagode started, with the same type of dude yelling into a microphone. Just like at 502. It's a reasonable place to watch the chicks dance, but loud to hang out and talk.

Upstairs there are toilets and then the whole back of the 3rd floor has been transformed into an open-air smoking area with a smaller bar. No music. Great place to hang out with a chick to have a chat. Because it's open air, the smoke isn't as overpowering as in other smoking areas like 4x4's or 502's. I ended up buying my chosen beauty a whiskey (R$22, big spender!) and sitting with her there for a while during which she lectured me in the problems with Brasilian politics. Hi-larious! My favorite part was when she made fun of Dilma for saying people should call her "Presidenta". My chick was all,"Presidente e Presidente. Nao tem feminino." Told me she voted for Jose Serra in the last election. She's 22. Good on 'er!

Anyway, the rooms are on the 4th floor and I think they may also have there on the 5th floor the dressing rooms / area for the chicks. The rooms are small and come with a small bed (raised off the floor) and a shower / toilet area. The rooms themselves and the shower / toilet were not 100% disgusting. I'd say at or above 502 quality, which is actually OK. But the pillows left something to be desired. One had no pillowcase and looked heinous. I'm like, jeez, spend R$20 and buy a new pillow. Anyhoo.

Solid performance by my girl, who says she doesn't speak to a lot of gringos. The place is kind of a hangout for Brazilian posters on a Brazil gdp forum, so I understand that. Apparently I remain "gostoso". Go Cartman! She texted me some Brazilian rock groups I need to download, so we may have a "music lesson" to be arranged in person.

Thanks to PatmarB for the hat tip. If you're in town with time to spare and are tired of the Centro / Zona Sul scene, I'd recommend it. Apparently it really gets hopping late especially Fridays when a lot of freelancers show up after midnight. Chicks are in skimpy dresses, pulling them up to show off their asses etc, but no bikinis etc.

-Cartman[/QUOTE]

Hello ISG members,

Could some of you recommend to me some hotel around Copacabana, girls friendly and not too expensive?

I plan to go to Rio next week, so need help from experienced members.

Thanks a lot for your help

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1415150]Erisc did well for. Himself.

He wenrlt with lais top of. The hot forum list and recommendation of hot forum member Farofino. Chatting with the hot forum members at club red. Light gets. The foreign monger on target. Fastest.[/QUOTE]I keep seeing you and others say her name is "Lais" but I swear she said "Thais". Which is a way more common Brazilian name. Are you sure?

No not sure.

Just process of elimination. Been there 4 times. Hot forum farofino and fiel pointed to Thais / laid

And said she is a great performer. I tried to ask the names of all the hottest girls. If there is a lais that had 8 positive test drives I figured I would have met her by now.

I repeated with Roberta. Got a pic she asked not to post. Can I PM pics on ISG?

Roberta has a buttman quality bunda for 160r 40 minutes.

QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1415430]I keep seeing you and others say her name is "Lais" but I swear she said "Thais". Which is a way more common Brazilian name. Are you sure?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rio Me Ever; 1413764]Please post some pictures of the < 200R TLN Balcony girls you have rented.

Some times I have found some stunners at Balcony and for this I was willing to pay more than 200R for TLN.

I have posted their pictures.

But there are more girls there who I wouldn't hit if they paid me 200R.[/QUOTE]Here are a few females I had in 2011. The girls with the I love NY shirts my wingman pick got for R200 for a 3 hour happy hour. You might recognize one of the I love NY girls. All pick up from the Balcony in 2011.

[QUOTE=DieselK12; 1415401]Hello ISG members,

Could some of you recommend to me some hotel around Copacabana, girls friendly and not too expensive?

I plan to go to Rio next week, so need help from experienced members.

Thanks a lot for your help[/QUOTE]Hey,

I'll be in Rio next week on Thursday 2nd, contact me by PM if you want to meet together.

Abraçio

Turns out Lais is different from Thais. Met Lais tonight, tall hot morena.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1415430]I keep seeing you and others say her name is "Lais" but I swear she said "Thais". Which is a way more common Brazilian name. Are you sure?[/QUOTE]

Per day pro forma budget of 253R for 6 duplas per week, total of 12 sex per week. Add in 100R per day for transportation (2. 75R bus rides. 3.5R metro, the top GDP once a week, a growing collection of futbol jersies, etc).

I am on sex#39, dupla#12, girl #19. For any dude who has ever gritted his teeth at office politics, the tijuca daily dupla will unf%ck your head for months!

Ramble On Daily Dupla Weekly Budget.

Monday:

M: Red Light Club 260R for 40m dupla (120r special for hotforum foristas. 20R cover for foristas) : pick two best bundas in RLC, repeat M and F.

TWT: Massagemtijuca, Annes Massagem, XYZen. 150R for 1h dupla.

F: See RLC, above. 260R.

S: See MT, AM, XY, above. 150R.

Total: 1120R for #12 sex, #6 duplas, per week.

$hit, Shower, Shave, Sleep = Malaga, (79*5) + (94*2) = 583R.

Big Meal: Aconchega Carioca Bar (end week, post sex) : 44R for two best appetizers (Bolinho de Feijoada + Bolinho de Abobora com carne seca) + 25R two Brazilian beers (Eisenbahn Strong Golden + Therezopolis Gold)

Total: 1772R or 886USD per week.

Security: Go to Uruguiania metro during week, buy Flamengo fake futbol jersey 25R. If someone talks to you at night, point to your ear, keep walking. Bring a smartphone (recommend Nexus4) , buy a Claro 3G chip, may need nano / micro converter (Av Rio Branco 156, first 3 floors) , program officer of day of 4th MP Battalion (at VM. 1000m from Maracana Stadium) into your cell (23341882). Carry a tampon and duct tape if you get shot or stabbed. Make friends with ISG Vets, get on SMS communication.

"Ramble On"

Leaves are falling all around, It's time I was on my way.

Thanks to you, I'm much obliged for such a pleasant stay.

But now it's time for me to go. The autumn moon lights my way.

For now I smell the rain, and with it pain, and it's headed my way.

Sometimes I grow so tired, but I know I've got one thing I got to do.

[Chorus]

Ramble On, And now's the time, the time is now, to sing my song.

I'm goin' 'round the world, I got to find my girl, on my way.

I've been this way ten years to the day, Ramble On,

Got to find the queen of all my dreams.

Got no time to for spreadin' roots, The time has come to be gone.

And to' our health we drank a thousand times, it's time to Ramble On.

[Chorus]

Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom I hold dear.

How years ago in days of old, when magic filled the air.

T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.

But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her. Yeah.

[Chorus]

Going to ramble on, sing my song. Got to keep-a-searchin' for my baby.

Going to work my way, round the world. I can't stop this feelin' in my heart

Got to keep searchin' for my baby. I can't find my bluebird!

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1416239]Per day pro forma budget of 253R for 6 duplas per week, total of 12 sex per week. Add in 100R per day for transportation (2. 75R bus rides. 3.5R metro, the top GDP once a week, a growing collection of futbol jersies, etc)...[/QUOTE]Hi,

Could you please give the adress of Red Light Club, Massagemtijuca, Annes Massagem, XYZen?

Thanks a lot

Hello ISG,

I'll be in Rio next Tuesday for my 1st time and I am seeking for a guide. I ve seen reference on bubba's guide, or sperto guide, but I cannot find it. Can someone generous and patient help me, thanks a lot.

[QUOTE=DieselK12; 1416541]Hello ISG,

I'll be in Rio next Tuesday for my 1st time and I am seeking for a guide. I ve seen reference on bubba's guide, or sperto guide, but I cannot find it. Can someone generous and patient help me, thanks a lot.[/QUOTE]Click here.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2191-Bubba-Boy-s-Rio-Guide[/url]

Then scroll down to post #202

[QUOTE=Mongmann; 1416651]Click here.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2191-Bubba-Boy-s-Rio-Guide[/url]

Then scroll down to post #202[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot for your help.