Sosua Reports

As I prepare for my 8th trip to Sosua in the last 2 years (my, does time fly when you having the most fun that you've ever had) , I started reflecting on my spiritual side. Do you think that there is a patron saint for mongers? If there was, what would you say to him? Feel free to come up with your own, but mine would go a little something like this:

"Dear Patron. If I must be in a plane that goes down in a fiery heap somewhere over the Caribbean, with my body parts spread to the rolling waves, never to be seen again, if that is my fate, my destiny, I ask that it happen on my return flight. After I have had my fill of the beauty that is the DR.

I also ask that my condoms stay strong, that the women come out to Clasicos in numbers previously unheard of, that el politur decide to leave my ladies alone, that I not need the Imodium that will be packed in my bag, and that I have the stamina to make it thru 13 glorious days of paradise."

[QUOTE=Sovereign; 1228379]"Dear Patron. If I must be in a plane that goes down in a fiery heap somewhere over the Caribbean, with my body parts spread to the rolling waves, never to be seen again, if that is my fate, my destiny, I ask that it happen on my return flight. After I have had my fill of the beauty that is the DR.

"[/QUOTE]The punchline of timing a destiny. Cracked up with that! Sorry, just in case it was intended as somber at your end. LOL.

[QUOTE=Buscemi; 1227792]DO NOT even have this conversation, you will get shwag sprinkled with pizza oregeno and stand a VERY good chance of being set up and extorted + locked up. I enjoy a [email]toke@home[/email] But in DR ZERO tolerance laws prevail for The Gringo.

Please watch Midnight Express and stick with Rum and Chicas. I am quite serious, you were warned![/QUOTE]We were in Capetown, South Africa once and a buddy of mine bought a bag of week from a guy on the street for $20. He told him not to open it because there were cameras in the street. When we got back to the car it was a bag of grass, not even freshly cut. That shit was so funny. We finally met some college chicks and they had the hook up for sure.

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1227854]By the way, I found out about this live-in arrangements in the DR recently even when words like "marido" is bandied about so now I have to check if there was a "boda".[/QUOTE]I think this happens in Latin America (or with women) in general. I just finished talking to this chick who I was banging a couple of months ago in Peru. I gave her her first anal experience and all. Two weeks ago she had a boyfriend. Now all of a sudden he is her husband:

12/7/2011 11:24:42 AM mrenternational x_x_x: estas en argentina?
12/7/2011 11:25:55 AM angelica: no.. en peru..
12/7/2011 11:26:00 AM angelica: ya me comprometi..
12/7/2011 11:26:07 AM angelica: vivo con mi novio (in Peru novio means fiancee and enamorado means boyfriend)
12/7/2011 11:26:17 AM mrenternational x_x_x: lo siento. no voy molestarte entonces

12/19/2011 1:14:40 PM angelica: aqui celebrando mi cumpleaños
12/19/2011 1:15:38 PM mrenternational x_x_x: feliz cumpleanos entonces. Que estas haciendo?
12/19/2011 1:15:58 PM angelica valles: esperando a mi esposo para ir a almorzar juntos-

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1228464]I think this happens in Latin America (or with women) in general.

12/19/2011 1:15:58 PM angelica valles: esperando a mi esposo para ir a almorzar juntos-[/QUOTE]Wow lunching with her "husband"! Well as long as she will allow you to do your thing, it does not matter, does it? LOL.

I am just curious as to what happens to alimony when these informal things blow apart in these countries, looking the high incidence of single women with kids.

[QUOTE=Buscemi; 1227792]DO NOT even have this conversation, you will get shwag sprinkled with pizza oregeno and stand a VERY good chance of being set up and extorted + locked up. I enjoy a [email]toke@home[/email] But in DR ZERO tolerance laws prevail for The Gringo.

Please watch Midnight Express and stick with Rum and Chicas. I am quite serious, you were warned![/QUOTE]Not what I wanted to hear. But I do appericate the advice.

[QUOTE=Grub1;1228527]Not what I wanted to hear. But I do appericate the advice.[/QUOTE]From Dominican Today: "Marijuana farm raid nets a Brit, Norwegian in Sosua, In a statement, the DNCD said it acted on a tip that the Europeans, were working with the hallucinogenic vegetable, which we managed to find out by means of an extensive intelligence work. ' [url]http://www.dominicantoday.com/dr/local/2011/12/19/42039/Marijuana-farm-raid-nets-a-Brit-Norwegian-in-Sosua[/url]

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1228503]I am just curious as to what happens to alimony when these informal things blow apart in these countries, looking the high incidence of single women with kids.[/QUOTE]This is where you come in to the picture.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1228643]This is where you come in to the picture.[/QUOTE]You and your deadpan Brit humor! I love it!

[QUOTE=Jfregedie;1227501]I remember back in May, I was in sosua and was just having a horrible time. It rained everyday, almost all day.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Combo;1227613]Yes! IWW there a couple weeks ago (Dec) and it rained for almost the whole week. Went 4. 5 days with absolutely no sun. I had a few good fucks (and a couple weak ones) , but the weather was depressing.[/QUOTE]According to.

[url]www.weatherbase.com[/url]

Puerto Plata gets 70. 6 inches of rain per year on average. November and December are the worst months. For comparison, Los Angeles gets 14. 9 and Seattle gets 34.

day 3, the champ is here!

if there is any advice that i feel is helpful, in a place such as this you can never go wrong with playing things chill and having some patience. i had several situations that seemed to play in my favor because i wasn't frantic and in some ways, i acted downright uninterested.

this brings to light my next experience. after i left the chica's boarding quarters, i hit baileys up for some breakfast. after that, i walked the length of the beach, but*i was near the water this time. i wanted to catch a few rays and feel the water squish in between my toes. once i finished my walk, i was a little exhausted so i went back to the room and took it easy. i was waiting to call my project to see if we were going to meet at the beach. she had something to do and to be honest, i really didn't feel up to being company.

i know i talked a lot of shit about renting a car, visiting barrio's, and other stuff, but i didn't seem to have much time. 5 days ain't shit in the dr. i did get a lot of rest. i guess i'm no longer capable of going ham 24/7. since the project was a no-go, i went back to the beach to chill out. i was trying to remember the spot with the beer can chickens, but i could not find it. i chose this restaurant ran by a gringo. they run some bbq special only on thursdays. it's located about mid beach.

i saw a small table located under a shady tree. *i had brought a book to read and i half filled a water bottle with henny. i ordered a tall presidente and i was starting to get comfortable. here we go. there is a table of three chicas positioned diagonally and they start up with the probing eyes and trying to get attention. i pay them no mind and stare off into the bay. i didn't have any interest in them. i was still worn out from the previous night / morning and i had no intention on doing anything until late night.

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two of the chicas got up and walked right in front of my view. * i was just a little annoyed, but i took it in stride. * i was not immediately attracted to either one of them. * the fact that in just a few days you can become used to the young, pretty women so much so that you begin to nit pick over the smallest flaws still amazes me. * i wish i could get my hands on either one of them right now. in the u. s! * lol outisde of the antics of the chicas, i like the vibe of this place. * it was about another 1 1/2 before the bbq cookout was ready and i didn't have anything to do. * i was not going to let anybody through me off my rhythm. * if the chicas get out of hand, i would just have to kindly tell them to hit the road.

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curiousity gets the best of me. i began to check them out. * both are doable. * both are slighty heavier and less svelt that i prefer, but both possess some good characteristics. * nice tits and ass. * if they lost about 10 pounds each, they could qualify for my fine category. * after about 15 minutes of peeking at them, the lighter skinned chica initiates conversation. * the next thing i know she is sitting at the table with me. * next, i'm buying her a beer and sharing my henny. * i'm confused as to how all of this happened.

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actually, she turned out to be really cool and funny. * we were just kickin' it like homies, but i was checking out that ass every chance i got. * we both got pretty wasted. * the bbq was finally ready and it was*very good. * i bought her a meal as well (350 pesos). * i ate until i couldn't eat anymore. * i stopped drinking alcohol at some point and switched to water. * that would wind up being a very good idea. * the sun is starting to go down and the beach is becoming deserted and dark. * it is time to bounce. * now comes the moment of truth.

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i was going to just go to the room solo, but the chica grew on me. * i asked her back to my room and she was eager to go. we get back to the room and continue to drink, play music, and bs. i remember her asking me about my room when we were at the beach. she appeared really excited when i mentioned that i had a balcony. well, we are on the balcony now. some bachata is blaring in the distance and the weather is perfect. man, i'm feeling great.

honey dip decides she wants to take a shower. cool. i take one after her. i come out the shower wearing just a towel. she is sitting in a chair on the balcony with only the towel on. i sit in the chair opposite to her. after some wild eyed looks are exchanged, she straddles my lap. her towel separates at the bottom and i can just feel the heat emanating from her loins. next thing i know, we are deep french kissing like horny teenagers. i peel her towel down and start sucking on her breast. very firm and round with good sized nips. the more i suck on her tits the hotter she gets. her towel is now in a pile on the ground and my towel is basically off. more kissing while she grinds her pussy on my dick and i can feel how wet she is becoming.

even though i'm buzzed and my dick is as hard as a brick, i still had the presence of mind to slow things down and strap up. luckily, i strategically placed a condom in the wrought iron railing when she was in the shower. whew. that could have really went bad fast. the sex was great. this was no love making session. she rode the hell out of me and then i hit it doggie with her right foot on the floor and left foot on top on the table. i'm glad that music was playing because someone would have heard us.

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money wasn't discussed and i always give extra when i'm taken well care of. i gave her 1500 pesos and she was happy. i know i could have fucked again, but i wanted to be fully charged for later on that night and i wanted to rest some. it is thursday night, so i'm searching for a stunner. i had about an hour nap. i saved my best three outfits for these remaining nights. i know it's not necessary, but i like to dress fresh. it is nothing over the top. basically designer jeans, a nice shirt to showcase the guns, and fresh kicks.

i shower, get dressed, and have another cocktail before i hit the streets. i didn't bother with rumba or any other place. i went straight to merengue. my project had to work the booth, but she had a few minutes to share. i pretended like i was disappointed. she said she would make up for it tomorrow. at this point, i don't care. my focus is on the hot asses floating around. my project shows me all these pics on her cellphone. in bridal dresses, bikini shots, modeling type poses and pics of her apartment. i was impressed. it was real dwellings and not the typical cement block walls. it was nicely furnished and decorated. hmmm, i wonder who is funding this chic?

when she hits the booth, a few chicas make their way to the area. i flirt and bs back in plain view of my project. i purposely did it to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] her off. i chilled in merengue for about an hour and waited until classico's was really jumping. i get up there and the crowd is good, but nothing is taking my breath away. there is one fine honey in a wife beata and her body is banging, but i can tell she is high mileage and flipping tricks faster the mcd's burgers. i don't patronize those types at all. i don't care how attractive she may be.

i saw my beach chica and she cleaned up really well. she had some booty shorts on with all that ass hanging out. i felt a twinge in my groin, but i played it cool. i see my novia (lol) rounding the corner and i start dancing with the beach chica. i only did this to deflect any attempts by my novia. she is pissed and has words with the beach chica. i don't know what was said, but she cut me a look and walked off. after a few minutes, i conveniently went to the bano to shake the beach trick.

i'm far under budget at this point, so i started downing henny and getting really fucked up. i really wasn't feeling any of these women. there was a big boned hatiana with a pretty smile, but i knew i wouldn't be satisfied or genuinely interested in her. i was almost resigned to going back to the room solo until vanassa strolled by with her friend. vanassa is about 5' 7/8", light bright with a medium build, nice tits and great ass. i notice her notice me, but i don't get excited over these hoes and i just watch her for about 30 minutes. *

i did initially give her a smile and some double takes to let her know that i'm checking her out, but i wanted to see if she was all about the dough. i watched her deflect a few dudes, so she is gaining my interest. now, i'm posted up at the side bar opposite the entry and she walks by and that ass is looking scrumptious. ok, it's a done deal. somehow, she makes it by me and we talk. i buy her a drink and we talk some more. i'm trying too see how fast she is going to move, but she makes no offer to leave. cool.

she had a nice looking friend with her, but i wasn't attracted to her. my spidey sense was telling me that they were at least bisexual. we closed classico's and the three of us went to after one. vanassa was so concerned about me leaving with someone else that she basically had her friend stand guard when she went to the restroom. we hung out for a little bit, but the vibe is too desperate and my bed is just down the street. vanassa is down, but i think she mentioned something to the effect of a happy hour. details are hazy, but it ended with just me and her back at the room.

as soon as the door closes, she is all over me. shit, i'm drunk and on fire so this little * has no idea about the level of passion and effort i give. i don't think she expected me to react that way. i attacked her ass back. the program: mutual showers, bbbj, daty, and crazy, high energy, loud sex. i proudly say that i banged the shit out of her. we both pass the fuck out.

i lazily turned over around 11 am. this chic is out cold and snoring her ass off. i take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and rest some more. eventually, i got her up. we had some way more civilized afternoon sex and she was on her way. she didn't leave my room until 2 pm i'm starving!

Here is to wishing you my best to all on this forum (Dominican Republic I. E,).

Feliz Navidad why un Feliz Año Nuevo!

Buon Natale e un Felice Anno Nuovo!

Joyeux Noël et une Bonne Année!

Frohe Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!

Hey everybody, I was wondering if there are any recent club closing down. I remember hearing a rumor a few months ago regarding the police closing down some clubs. Is this true? I would hate to visit Sosua when the action / scene is dead.

[QUOTE=AlwaysHorny 2; 1228778]Day 3, The champ is here!

If there is any advice that I feel is helpful, in a place such as this you can never go wrong with playing things chill and having some patience. I had several situations that seemed to play in my favor because I wasn't frantic and in some ways, I acted downright uninterested.[/QUOTE]Enjoyed reading your post, thanks.

[QUOTE=BondStyle;1229243]Hey everybody, I was wondering if there are any recent club closing down. I remember hearing a rumor a few months ago regarding the police closing down some clubs. Is this true? I would hate to visit Sosua when the action / scene is dead.[/QUOTE]It is business as usual, everything is open.....please [b]R. T. F. F![/b]