Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Kim Wheather; 1325273]Yeah, that's true.

By the way, the first woman has very nice tattoos. (And now I don't really hope I start a discussion about tattoos.) [/QUOTE]No, but she reminds me of an hostess in first class and. LMAO

I am sure your going to have a great time in Pattaya, as a newbie you will be short changed once or twice but you won't give a damm. My previous reports of 500 baht bar fines in a beer bar caused a little debate, I should know better after 15 years of sampling Pattaya. My advice to you is "TAKE YOUR TIME" when I have been away for sometime I am lured into almost every bar for a beer and tend to pick a lady when I have had too much beer. Remember the ones sat at the front are there just to get you in, the lady you will most likely end up with is sat much further back, try to look passed the big smiles on the front row to judge how good the quality of ladies in the bar are. I hope you will find time to visit soi 6, don't walk in the middle of the road as all newbies do, walk down one side and back up the other staying on the pavement, you have more time to admire the ladies before they spot you.

I can recommend Lollitas on soi LK for a good blow job and nice enviroment, free wifi you can Skype your wife whilst having a blow job.

May the force be with you.

[QUOTE=BambiJacobson;1325021]I said up to you. She looked confused but went to change.[/QUOTE]Of course she was confused,"Up to you" is their line and you used it first.

Nice reporting, thanks!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1325368]Of course she was confused,"Up to you" is their line and you used it first.

Nice reporting, thanks![/QUOTE]You're welcome.

Hahahaha I know it's their line, that's what so great about this forum. It really prepares you well. As I have learned it does not prepare you for everything, not that I expected that, but as LukeSkyWanker wrote you just have to take your time which I am doing.

More from second day coming later.

[QUOTE=Joe Velete;1325259]Pattaya girls accept anal sex?[/QUOTE]Yes they all do, that is their preferred position. I have even known of women who were not from Pattaya but an outlying village who could not get anal from their regular boyfriends who came to Pattaya just for the anal and all of the guys who were willing to help them.

When will you be visiting?

[QUOTE=Monte3; 1325404]Yes they all do, that is their preferred position. I have even known of women who were not from Pattaya but an outlying village who could not get anal from their regular boyfriends who came to Pattaya just for the anal and all of the guys who were willing to help them.

When will you be visiting?[/QUOTE]At least all the it-girls (neither he nor she) do. But we aren't supposed to talk about this.

Pattaya trip day 2, the September 9th 2012.

Had breakfast at the hotel around 9. 30. Had decided I wanted a haircut so after breakfast I wandered towards South Pattaya Road via BR. BR was really quiet at that time most shops were closed, maybe something to do with it being a Sunday. I still managed to get propositioned by a couple of girls, but I was not interested.

Found the haircut place. Mr. Chang, a hairdresser / scuba instructor / sports fishermen, cut my hair cleaned my ears and gave me a shave. Only asked for the haircut but I thought, why not.

Went back to the hotel, where my plan was to lay by the pool and plan this evenings escapades. Nice pool at the Marriott.

My plan was to see if I could find Windmill check it out and then go to a Gogo or two. Rest of the day I just chillaxxed.

After dinner I headed towards walking street to find Windmill again like the previous night. It was probably around 10 pm. The crowds were way smaller then yesterday figured that this was again due to it being a Sunday.

Found Windmill, went inside. It was not what I expected. Way smaller and after being there for 5 minutes I left. Found out that was just not my thing. Wanted to go to What's Up, couldn't find it because I thought it was on the same road as Windmill which it isn't so went to Airport instead.

Inside Airport I took a seat almost right next to the entrance. I had decided before hand that tonight I wanted to find a girl that I felt I knew would do a good job and not just the first one I met.

I see Dang, she had a bubbly personality and she's very frisky. Wants me to be frisky too which is ok by me. I decide to buy her a LD. She does not want a shot but a long drink which I take as a further good sign. When she asks me if I want to take her to my hotel I say ok, since when I asked her what she likes she said everything. Same prices as yesterday. I did not bargain because I had a good feeling about this girl.

The session back at the hotel is to long to describe. Let's just say my "one eyed snake" was sore from wear and tear afterwards. Her BBBJ was not as good as yesterday but the whole experience was 10 times better. It started as a GFE, but then she turned wild after first session and it ended as a PSE. It was however a ST lasted 3 hours, my choice as she was more then willing to stay I just prefer to sleep alone. I send her off with her ST fee, a tip of 200, an apple and a slap on the ass.

Funny thing she asked of me before she left. She asked if I had any money from my home country. Said she collected from around the world noting much does not even have to be worth 20 batch she said. I didn't because I only use credit cards at home. She didn't believe me even though it was true, but whatever.

[QUOTE=BambiJacobson;1325021]Notes on Chai. Ok body but did not let me touch her hair (said it cost her 300 bath) or anything else besides her boobs. So unless you are looking for a nice BJ with CIM only I would steer clear. Maybe if I had taken her out partied and gotten her drunk she would have been more loose, but I would not bet on it.[/QUOTE]BambiJacobson, notice that, when you're in Asia, don't pat or touch people on their head. Just don't do it. In some Southeast Asian cultures, particularly in Thailand and Laos, the head is considered sacred and you just never know what sort of faux pas you may be committing by reaching for it.

[QUOTE=Kim Wheather;1325454]BambiJacobson, notice that, when you're in Asia, don't pat or touch people on their head.[/QUOTE]The exception is when you're receiving head from a provider. You can put your hands on their head to guide, direct and assist the girl, she'll thank you for it.

[QUOTE=Kim Wheather;1325454]BambiJacobson, notice that, when you're in Asia, don't pat or touch people on their head. Just don't do it. In some Southeast Asian cultures, particularly in Thailand and Laos, the head is considered sacred and you just never know what sort of faux pas you may be committing by reaching for it.[/QUOTE]Related to superstition around a certain form of Buddhism, mainly in Thailand, Cambodia and Laos, but usually thrown out the window in situations with Farangs / Barangs and especially P4P. I have literally run my fingers through the hair of every girl I have ever gone with in these countries, which amounts to somewhere approaching 100 times, and have never even once had a complaint. Once during a threesome one girl scolded the other for rubbing my head and ear, which I told her I liked, and she told the other (new) girl "It's okay when you're with a farang." I even asked the first few times if they were upset about me touching their head and the answer was always no, so I never looked back.

Sounds like he got a starfish, and those come in all shapes and sizes.

[QUOTE=Run Mann;1325472]The exception is when you're receiving head from a provider. You can put your hands on their head to guide, direct and assist the girl, she'll thank you for it.[/QUOTE]That was the situation and no she did not thank me. She complained that I might mess up her 300 bath hairdo.

So Kim I am 100 pct sure I was not insulting her religious beliefs. Girl from night 2 had no problem of that kind at all by the way, but thanks for the warning anyway.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock;1325477]Related to superstition around a certain form of Buddhism, mainly in Thailand, Cambodia and Laos, but usually thrown out the window in situations with Farangs / Barangs and especially P4P. I have literally run my fingers through the hair of every girl I have ever gone with in these countries, which amounts to somewhere approaching 100 times, and have never even once had a complaint. Once during a threesome one girl scolded the other for rubbing my head and ear, which I told her I liked, and she told the other (new) girl "It's okay when you're with a farang." I even asked the first few times if they were upset about me touching their head and the answer was always no, so I never back.[/QUOTE]Agreed. I probably wouldn't pat a child on their head, but working girls really don't care.

Spoken like a true mongerers mongerer.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1325228]This airline crap is completely fucking boring!

Who really gives a fuck how we get to LOS?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BambiJacobson; 1325021]First ever report on ISG. Been reading like a crazy person the last 3 months preparing. I would like to give a special thanks to Jackson for this great forum and AMEX SPG for his great guide and reports which really helped a lot. I would also like to thank the guys on the hotel Pattaya forum for helping me choose my hotel and to the numerous legendary mongers who have posted in the Pattaya thread.

Arrived in Bangkok at 5. 30 am. Getting through customs and baggage handling was no problem at that hour so I was out looking for the pre-booked taxi by 6. 00 am. Arrived at the Marriott at 7. 30 am.[/QUOTE]From your report it really showed that you did Read The hell out of the FF. You dotted the "i"s and crossed the "t"s. Textbook mongering I would say.

[QUOTE=BambiJacobson;1325021]As we walked back to the Hotel, she wanted to go see some Thai singer. I said no, first we go to room.[/QUOTE]Smart move. This translates to,"Let's stop by the bar my friend works at and get some drinks so my friend can cash in on you as well."

[QUOTE=BambiJacobson;1325021]Ok body but did not let me touch her hair (said it cost her 300 bath) or anything else besides her boobs.[/QUOTE]Maybe she goes to an upscale salon. Most of the Pattaya chicks I know pay 150 baht for their fancy hairdos.

[QUOTE=Pogostick; 1325124]I have never bought a business or first class ticket in my life. I have not flown in coach for nearly 10 years, including short hops.

Very few of the folks in the front of the plane paid the price for the seat. It's all about miles and upgrades. My last trip to LOS I splurged and cashed in some miles for 1st class. It cost me $100 in taxes. The retail price for the seat was over $18, 000. Looking around the cabin, I doubt anyone paid full price.

Airline status is wonderful.[/QUOTE]To Pogostick,

That is not true many large company exe only fly business with business traveling is picking up now, I flown over 16, 000 last yr mostly from US to Asia and S america and I am a member with Asia mile and all world, many time after 911 most business class have empty seat airline offer discount even upgrade customer to business for free at the airport but the last few year they only offer me business class seat 2 time only so, I check with Cathay pacific business class seat is about 2450. 00 USD round trip SFO to HKG enconomy is 975. 00 USD not sure about 18. 000 is that USD no one will paid that kind of price.

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