Managua

I started yesterday arising for the business day at 0200. After studying my Portuguese for an hour and mentally preparing for my global jet-setting adventures to commence within days, I drank a beer.

As I begin my photographic career and entertainment company, I have been studying lots of pornographic photos and movies. "DrDewman."

I purchased a 1-month subscription to Ebony Movie Vault and watched porno movies during the morning. I caught more wood than than the Nicaraguan Coast.

Finally, the afternoon came and I was privy to leave the executive desk for some concha.

In Managua I arrived and made the rounds. My name echoed the blocks and streets. Why? 'Cause everyone knows that Meat Loaf keeps pesos / Cordobas in his pocket(s) and a some balas for 'yo a*s, buey puta.

[B]Old Employee[/B]

"DrDewman," I am tired of touring Managua and hearing everyone say your name. "DrDewman" this, "DrDewman" that: "Blue" this, "Blue" that!

This clucker was a former Good Times stripper who assumed employment at Good Times after Meat Loaf ate tres platos for months in my alchante capitalino.

She was happier than a "punk in prison" when she saw Meat Loaf. She told me how she gained weight and I touched her meat for verification. Era la verdad.

As she sat alongside another former Good Times stripper of former Meat Loaf employment, they scoped a P.I.M.P.

To my left was my compadre Nicaraguense who earned a Ph.D. in the the Ivy League of the USA. We've shared amistad for several years and he confided that it is so refreshing to have a "real" conversation with Meat Loaf. In contrast, we have nonsense conversations every conversation as residents of Nicaragua. Worse for him 'cause he's Nicaraguan and his offspring earned advanced degree in the "Top 20" of USA universities.

El compa' is a fine gentlemen of 60 years.

I rented some p*ssy from the formerly employee Grade "D" hoe. Why is she a Grade "D" hoe? 'Cause she is: 30 years of age; 2 ninos; no collegiate education; no marido para mantener su ninos ni ella ni su madre. It is strictly some "fodder" p*ssy.

I broke the p*ssy with the assistance of 100mg sidinifil. She earned 1 polvo cara a cara. Despues el polvo, I told her to bring her former co-worker from Good Times for a slaying. She told me to wear a rubber with la otra chava 'cause ella esta calientote. Yo se!

[B]20 year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3[/B]

With d*ck dangling to my knees, I left the room in search of another hembra. All of the girls ran into the hallway to witness the sight of a B.I.G. B.L.A.C.K. D.I.C.K.

Can't blame them! For if I had to witness small red peckers for the eternity of my life I too would want to see the "Real Thing."

For the other males, they were envious and disgruntled at how Meat Loaf dominates the b*tches and the executive desk.

Anyway, the 20-year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3 entered the room for a loafing. She was on that bullsh*t concerning compensation. I told the hoe that I'm Meat Loaf and that's sufficient compensation.

I f*cked the hoe for 2-hours while "stealing' warm and sweat tittie-milk from the baby of 6-months. Tough sh*t, bebe.

I commented on how rare tittie-milk and she looked at me as if I were crazy. Almost every Chica Nica has tittie-milk was her response.

I like lactating chavas 'cause someone else is pulling caballo. In Nicaragua, aint no male pulling caballo. Instead, they are broken down caballo looking for a regalo and it's Meat Loaf's job to pull caballo for a nutt or la pobreza.

I was all in that chubby p*ssy.

She introduced me to her sister who will get loafed within 48-hours.

[B]Ex-Good Time Stripper[/B]

Three nutts later I was still hungry and spent the night holding this skinny a*s hoe.

White boys tease Meat Loaf for liking the chubby p*ssy. White boys tease Meat Loaf for "heavy hitting." White boys of Nicaraguan residence and tourism are usually fat and 50 years old that have pulled caballo for decades and want to re-live their high school years. In contrast, Meat Loaf is athletic and living his life with a piece-of-meat to hold and cuddle.

Too many years and months of cocaine abuse made this hoe skinny. And Meat Loaf is not going to pay C $0 to feed the b*tch: She asked Meat Loaf for C $20 to purchase a taco and Meat Loaf said, "Hell no!"

We conversed and went to sleep. I held her boney a*s and thought about f*cking her, but chose not to. Why? She claimed that she was on her period. In truth, she had a herpes outbreak and Meat Loaf aint volunteering to pull caballo infected with herpes in her culo y vicho.

With full wardrobe Meat Loaf slept holding her skinny body.

Granted: Too much of nieve made the hoe loose those valuable pounds that were pounded by Meat Loaf since 2008.

Another day in the ghetto, Nicaragua!

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I started yesterday arising for the business day at 0200. After studying my Portuguese for an hour and mentally preparing for my global jet-setting adventures to commence within days, I drank a beer.

As I begin my photographic career and entertainment company, I have been studying lots of pornographic photos and movies. "DrDewman."

I purchased a 1-month subscription to Ebony Movie Vault and watched porno movies during the morning. I caught more wood than than the Nicaraguan Coast.

Finally, the afternoon came and I was privy to leave the executive desk for some concha.

In Managua I arrived and made the rounds. My name echoed the blocks and streets. Why? 'Cause everyone knows that Meat Loaf keeps pesos / Cordobas in his pocket(s) and a some balas for 'yo a*s, buey puta.

[B]Old Employee[/B]

"DrDewman," I am tired of touring Managua and hearing everyone say your name. "DrDewman" this, "DrDewman" that: "Blue" this, "Blue" that!

This clucker was a former Good Times stripper who assumed employment at Good Times after Meat Loaf ate tres platos for months in my alchante capitalino.

She was happier than a "punk in prison" when she saw Meat Loaf. She told me how she gained weight and I touched her meat for verification. Era la verdad.

As she sat alongside another former Good Times stripper of former Meat Loaf employment, they scoped a P.I.M.P.

To my left was my compadre Nicaraguense who earned a Ph.D. in the the Ivy League of the USA. We've shared amistad for several years and he confided that it is so refreshing to have a "real" conversation with Meat Loaf. In contrast, we have nonsense conversations every conversation as residents of Nicaragua. Worse for him 'cause he's Nicaraguan and his offspring earned advanced degree in the "Top 20" of USA universities.

El compa' is a fine gentlemen of 60 years.

I rented some p*ssy from the formerly employee Grade "D" hoe. Why is she a Grade "D" hoe? 'Cause she is: 30 years of age; 2 ninos; no collegiate education; no marido para mantener su ninos ni ella ni su madre. It is strictly some "fodder" p*ssy.

I broke the p*ssy with the assistance of 100mg sidinifil. She earned 1 polvo cara a cara. Despues el polvo, I told her to bring her former co-worker from Good Times for a slaying. She told me to wear a rubber with la otra chava 'cause ella esta calientote. Yo se!

[B]20 year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3[/B]

With d*ck dangling to my knees, I left the room in search of another hembra. All of the girls ran into the hallway to witness the sight of a B.I.G. B.L.A.C.K. D.I.C.K.

Can't blame them! For if I had to witness small red peckers for the eternity of my life I too would want to see the "Real Thing."

For the other males, they were envious and disgruntled at how Meat Loaf dominates the b*tches and the executive desk.

Anyway, the 20-year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3 entered the room for a loafing. She was on that bullsh*t concerning compensation. I told the hoe that I'm Meat Loaf and that's sufficient compensation.

I f*cked the hoe for 2-hours while "stealing' warm and sweat tittie-milk from the baby of 6-months. Tough sh*t, bebe.

I commented on how rare tittie-milk and she looked at me as if I were crazy. Almost every Chica Nica has tittie-milk was her response.

I like lactating chavas 'cause someone else is pulling caballo. In Nicaragua, aint no male pulling caballo. Instead, they are broken down caballo looking for a regalo and it's Meat Loaf's job to pull caballo for a nutt or la pobreza.

I was all in that chubby p*ssy.

She introduced me to her sister who will get loafed within 48-hours.

[B]Ex-Good Time Stripper[/B]

Three nutts later I was still hungry and spent the night holding this skinny a*s hoe.

White boys tease Meat Loaf for liking the chubby p*ssy. White boys tease Meat Loaf for "heavy hitting." White boys of Nicaraguan residence and tourism are usually fat and 50 years old that have pulled caballo for decades and want to re-live their high school years. In contrast, Meat Loaf is athletic and living his life with a piece-of-meat to hold and cuddle.

Too many years and months of cocaine abuse made this hoe skinny. And Meat Loaf is not going to pay C $0 to feed the b*tch: She asked Meat Loaf for C $20 to purchase a taco and Meat Loaf said, "Hell no!"

We conversed and went to sleep. I held her boney a*s and thought about f*cking her, but chose not to. Why? She claimed that she was on her period. In truth, she had a herpes outbreak and Meat Loaf aint volunteering to pull caballo infected with herpes in her culo y vicho.

With full wardrobe Meat Loaf slept holding her skinny body.

Granted: Too much of nieve made the hoe loose those valuable pounds that were pounded by Meat Loaf since 2008.

Another day in the ghetto, Nicaragua![/QUOTE]Where was it? The outer flapper, the inner flapper, or down in the snapper?

[QUOTE=Zingadoon]Where was it? The outer flapper, the inner flapper, or down in the snapper?[/QUOTE]
She had several white bumps with puss in her a*s crack! It looked nasty!
She had a few more between the a*shole and p*ssy.

She's my associate of years and therefore she trusted Meat Loaf in revealing her illness.

Times past, I would insert her tampon and inject her with her monthly birth control shot as to prevent her natural wh*re tendencies from placing her with another nino. It did not work considering she had a third child within the past 12-months.

"Zingadoon," I like the poetry of your question.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]She had several white bumps with puss in her a*s crack! It looked nasty!
She had a few more between the a*shole and p*ssy.

She's my associate of years and therefore she trusted Meat Loaf in revealing her illness.

Times past, I would insert her tampon and inject her with her monthly birth control shot as to prevent her natural wh*re tendencies from placing her with another nino. It did not work considering she had a third child within the past 12-months.

"Zingadoon," I like the poetry of your question.[/QUOTE]Live this life too long, without a sense a humor and you wonder what will happen? Look at your Granada Gringos, past their expiration dates, spindly or bloated, crawling into the happy hour light of their day redeemed through alcohol and grade 'D' ho's. Keep your stable always restocked with top quality.

[QUOTE=Zingadoon]Live this life too long, without a sense a humor and you wonder what will happen? Look at your Granada Gringos, past their expiration dates, spindly or bloated, crawling into the happy hour light of their day redeemed through alcohol and grade 'D' ho's. Keep your stable always restocked with top quality.[/QUOTE]

That is Granada, Nicaragua, Central America, in a nuttshell.

They do keep their stables stocked but with more-and-more Grade "F" and Grade "D" hoes.

Great banter "Zingadoon."

My reliable sources tell me that Good Times is supposed to reopen on April 20th. I have heard two reasons for its closing. One is that they were shut down for not paying their "taxes". And the other is that they were busted for selling coke out of their back door !

[QUOTE=Noguera]My reliable sources tell me that Good Times is supposed to reopen on April 20th. I have heard two reasons for its closing. One is that they were shut down for not paying their "taxes". And the other is that they were busted for selling coke out of their back door ![/QUOTE]

Surprise, surprise .... Good Times did not open tonight. As a matter of fact, not any movement whatsoever outside of it. Nicaragua ... what a country !!!

So there she was, after a weeks worth of work, off to the University for classes all day Saturday.

Three of Managuas finest jumped her, took her to the ground, pulling at her purse. She clung on tight. Two pulled out knives, saying give us the purse or we'll stab you. "Go on and stab me then" she says. They begin kicking the sh*t out of her. Black and blue all over this thing. They snactched her earrings and necklace, leaving a huge gash from the degenerates fingernail along her chest.

Have to say, her moans and groans are very erotic, as are her slow aching movements. Very erotic. Very very very. If I touch her too firmly, out comes an ' Ooouucch! '. Man, it's sexy as he*l.

She's taking it well, her first time jumped. The neighbor was so accustomed to events as this that she was hardly concerned. Another friend of hers said it was her fault. She called her Mom in Leon, didn't even mention it.

Saw a guy get beaten to an inch of his life a couple of weeks ago at Huembes. Punchline: He likely deserved it.

So, I give my gal flowers at her work. Walking back, down Carretera Masaya, I stop in at La Pasadita for some chow and a liter of medicine. A pal is in there. I tell him the story. Well, he was robbed a year ago, fought as well, they stabbed him in the back, puncturing his lung, he almost died. December a couple of dudes on a moto tried to snatch his wifes purse, she held, they stopped, got off, pulled knives too. She gave the purse.

A neighbor was robbed recently at gunpoint, a cutiepie schoolkid neighbor was assaulted, 3 gals I know had their cellphones stolen in the last month or so, another her purse snatched.

Now that's local pride for ya, swing those FSLN flags now, be proud.

Sure do miss that place.

Give it time. What can possibly open there again, other than a stripclub or Bible class?

Gimme the stripclub bebe.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]So there she was, after a weeks worth of work, off to the University for classes all day Saturday.

Three of Managuas finest jumped her, took her to the ground, pulling at her purse. She clung on tight. Two pulled out knives, saying give us the purse or we'll stab you. "Go on and stab me then" she says. They begin kicking the sh*t out of her. Black and blue all over this thing. They snactched her earrings and necklace, leaving a huge gash from the degenerates fingernail along her chest.

Have to say, her moans and groans are very erotic, as are her slow aching movements. Very erotic. Very very very. If I touch her too firmly, out comes an ' Ooouucch! '. Man, it's sexy as he*l.

She's taking it well, her first time jumped. The neighbor was so accustomed to events as this that she was hardly concerned. Another friend of hers said it was her fault. She called her Mom in Leon, didn't even mention it.

Saw a guy get beaten to an inch of his life a couple of weeks ago at Huembes. Punchline: He likely deserved it.

So, I give my gal flowers at her work. Walking back, down Carretera Masaya, I stop in at La Pasadita for some chow and a liter of medicine. A pal is in there. I tell him the story. Well, he was robbed a year ago, fought as well, they stabbed him in the back, puncturing his lung, he almost died. December a couple of dudes on a moto tried to snatch his wifes purse, she held, they stopped, got off, pulled knives too. She gave the purse.

A neighbor was robbed recently at gunpoint, a cutiepie schoolkid neighbor was assaulted, 3 gals I know had their cellphones stolen in the last month or so, another her purse snatched.

Now that's local pride for ya, swing those FSLN flags now, be proud.[/QUOTE]

This portrayal of Nicaragua is just not right !!!!!! Granted, these things do happen. They happen everywhere. But your posting makes it seem that this is the “real” Nicaragua. And it is not. If you are wanting to scare other guys away, well this is sure the way to do it. However, if you want to give a “real” picture of this country stop this crap!

I have both lived in Managua and worked there for more than a decade. Sure, I may have been lucky … but I have never been mugged or robbed. Can’t say the same for my time here in the US though! Most recently, I was in Nicaragua two months ago for a 10 day business trip. I spent my early evenings at Club Ladies, Fenix, Salvadoreña2, Bar Azul; and later in the evenings at Vale Todo and Club Cueto (ugh!). Not the best parts of town, but I have survived for 10 years in these places. My personal time is spent in three of the toughest, worst barrios in the city, Villa Venezuela, Carlos Marx and La Chureca. These are bad, not nice places. But then again, I don’t get out and casually stroll these hoods at 3:00 a.m. And I am careful when in the tough parts of town even during the day.

So don’t give the impression that it is the norm in Nicaragua to be mugged, knifed and attacked. It is not. But these things happen if you are stupid in what you do. Sure, the barrio folks have no choice in how they get around, and consequently they are the recipients of more street crime than anyone. But give a more accurate picture of reality.

I have known Nicaragua since 1985. Wasn't carrying water bottles, a novel, or wearing sandals in filthy clothing either.

She got beaten to a pulp. She is a woman...

The scum that did this need poison, that's all I'm saying.

I respect the average Nica; a very friendly and courteous bunch. You will not hear me talking bad about Nicas. Every second woman is a desire, naturally sexy and very cultured.

But alot of degenerates are on the hunt, especially at night. You cannot deny it, and if you do, you are either a liar or a novice with smile.

Her attack occured Saturday morning.

I don't wish to get into a shouting match, but the stories I can tell are almost endless. Managua is a very dangerous place.

9 de 10 people, I adore. I often wish I was 30 again, born Nica, and never aged beyond 30. That 1 in 10 however, cause alot of problems.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.

Cargando yo.

It's all those dang Swiss types causing the problems!

If not them, it's the *&$% Canadians!

[QUOTE=Noguera]This portrayal of Nicaragua is just not right !!!!!! Granted, these things do happen. They happen everywhere. But your posting makes it seem that this is the “real” Nicaragua. And it is not. If you are wanting to scare other guys away, well this is sure the way to do it. However, if you want to give a “real” picture of this country stop this crap!

I have both lived in Managua and worked there for more than a decade. Sure, I may have been lucky … but I have never been mugged or robbed. Can’t say the same for my time here in the US though! Most recently, I was in Nicaragua two months ago for a 10 day business trip. Not the best parts of town, but I have survived for 10 years in these places. My personal time is spent in three of the toughest, worst barrios in the city, Villa Venezuela, Carlos Marx and La Chureca. These are bad, not nice places. But then again, I don’t get out and casually stroll these hoods at 3:00 a.m. And I am careful when in the tough parts of town even during the day.

So don’t give the impression that it is the norm in Nicaragua to be mugged, knifed and attacked. It is not. But these things happen if you are stupid in what you do. Sure, the barrio folks have no choice in how they get around, and consequently they are the recipients of more street crime than anyone. But give a more accurate picture of reality.[/QUOTE]

Noguera,

"Blunt Force Trauma" is correct in his postings.

These Nicas talk about being victimized by crime on a frequent basis. They are always talking about, "me robaron." Cell phones, clothing, shoes, vehicles, etcetera.

You will always hear about someone being a victim to crime in Nicaragua! The citizens are the ones telling you that they were victimized: Your "friends" will admit when and where they became a victim to crime.

Crime happens daily and it is just a matter of time before the crime will come your direction.

White people make easier and more lucrative targets, but they don't care. They rob from anyone, but at least the white people have something to take. They steal from anybody and it may be your neighbor or "friend" that will steal from you.

I have to side with "BFT" on this argument, "Noguera."

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]I don't wish to get into a shouting match, but the stories I can tell are almost endless. Managua is a very dangerous place.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.
[/QUOTE]
Managua is a dangerous place! FACT.

Every 8 - 10 seconds one should check their back.

One should change sides of the street frequently and when approaching more than 2 individuals grouped together.

One should carry a knife and / or handgun.

One should act with a sense of familiarity when walking these streets.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma] Managua is a very dangerous place.

That 1 in 10 however, cause alot of problems.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.

Cargando yo.

It's all those dang Swiss types causing the problems!

If not them, it's the *&$% Canadians![/QUOTE]I am Canadian and I am not certainly stupid! I lived in Leon for more than 2 months, walked the streets any time of the day or night but I was CAREFUL.

I never had any problem but I could see where I needed to be extra careful.

Canadians are NOT stupid but simply ignorant of the dangers around.

One Nica lawyer, the husband of a female dentist, has been robbed of his cell phone, money and other valuables travelling during the day between Matagalpa and Managua.

His wife, the dentist, was robbed of her cell phone and purse in Managua.

Yes, Managua and generally Nicaragua can be dangerous.

But Canadians are no more stupid than American gringos.