Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=B J Lover;1331016]Is there a tidy first timers guide walking me through my first trip to Thailand?[/QUOTE]Yes, Pattaya for dummies. I would be very interesting for me too.

[QUOTE=Otari;1331194]Yes, Pattaya for dummies. I would be very interesting for me too.[/QUOTE]I definitely found exactly what I was looking for. PM me for details if anyone needs, lest I offend Jackson's rules by posting an outside location of info.

[QUOTE=B J Lover;1331351]I definitely found exactly what I was looking for. PM me for details if anyone needs, lest I offend Jackson's rules by posting an outside location of info.[/QUOTE]To avoid a lot of RTTF talk, we could do with a "ISG for Dummies" book too.

[QUOTE=JohnnieBravo; 1330663]Hello Fellow Punters:

Last March saw more chubbies than ever on beach road. Talked to one and she told me there is a great market for them because of the middle easterners.

Second, I also like to sample the more chubby fair at times, any leads on any places in particular where I might find girls of more uh. Substance?

Any recommendations on a good massage establishment that does not frown on a BBBJ.

Last time I was at the SDee the manager told me this was no longer available.

The cops were on Second Road yesterday pulling people over right past Central Festival. I happened to be one of those people. He wanted to see my license. I pulled out my Thai license and gave it to him. He asked where I was from. I said America. He motioned for me to turn the bike off and lift up the seat. He looked through the things I had under my seat and saw my valid registration in the ziplock bag. And away I rode!

I went by my massage shop on Soi Buakhao last night but my girl already had a customer and told me to come back in 40 minutes. I decided to go gas up my bike and head down to Beach Road. There have been way more women than usual on Beach Road the last few days. Is the Thai Christmas coming up or something? Another strange thing is that I was out there the other night about 1am and they were expecting royalty to drive through so there were police at the end of every street that meets Beach Road blocking traffic. Whoever it was supposed to be never showed so after an hour or so they let traffic resume. This must have been safe time for the girls and lbs because the police did not harass any of them, and they were out in drones.

But as I was walking I ran into what I was looking for. She told me to come for ST. I told her I only do LT. The truth is that I have never done LT on BR but wanted to try it out. She said 2000 baht. I laughed and told her 1000. She said okay let's go. I told her that I had to go get a massage first and I would call her after. This was a little before 9pm. So I went to get a 2 hour massage / nap. When I woke up at 11pm and looked at my phone I saw that May had called me 3 times. I decided to go home and finish napping. Shit. I woke up and looked at the clock. It was 4:30. I couldn't get myself up to go hunting so I went back to sleep and finally got up at 7:30 to get breakfast.

At my regular breakfast place there was an older farang guy eating with an older Thai woman. Neither of them had on rings so I doubt they were married. They sat next to each other on the bench side of the table. I know I was there at least 30 minutes and for that entire time they did not say 1 word to each other. Both just sat there looking straight ahead eating their breakfast emotionless. I thought WTF kind of relationship is that. Even between a bar girl and client you should see some love taps or goo goo eyes going back and forth. They both appeared dead or either totally uninterested in the other.

[QUOTE=HenryV;1331709]Any recommendations on a good massage establishment that does not frown on a BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Hey Henry,

There are a couple of places near the Penthouse Hotel that offer BBBJ at a great price!:D

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1331829]Hey Henry,

There are a couple of places near the Penthouse Hotel that offer BBBJ at a great price.[/QUOTE]Is this where anal is on offer too?

[QUOTE=Tiger 888;1331848]Is this where anal is on offer too?[/QUOTE]You know the place!

How was the service?:rolleyes:

[QUOTE= Both just sat there looking straight ahead eating their breakfast emotionless. I thought WTF kind of relationship is that. Even between a bar girl and client you should see some love taps or goo goo eyes going back and forth. They both appeared dead or either totally uninterested in the other.[/QUOTE]I sure sign that they are in fact married.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1331959]You know the place!

How was the service.[/QUOTE]I don't frequent this area for obvious reasons.

[QUOTE=HenryV; 1331709]Any recommendations on a good massage establishment that does not frown on a BBBJ.

Last time I was at the SDee the manager told me this was no longer available.[/QUOTE]?

99% of the shops in Pats. Do you have money?

[QUOTE=Otari;1331194]Yes, Pattaya for dummies. I would be very interesting for me too.[/QUOTE]I think this is really kind of stupid and a waste.

Pats is not an Iphone...Are you a man? Just go there and experience it for yourself.

That is the best way. BR, Soi 6, Soi 8, WS. Then walk around and find out for yourself.

That is a big part of the fun of the place.

[QUOTE=Sxxxx;1331674]To avoid a lot of RTTF talk, we could do with a "ISG for Dummies" book too.[/QUOTE]Your comment is not relevant, based on what I was specifically looking for. Look at my entire post:

Pattaya pdf guide?

Searched the forum. Is there a tidy first timers guide walking me through my first trip to Thailand? If you know, similar to bwana dik or bubba's guide to Rio, Brazil?

There are lots of bits and pieces I see various places on the web. Thanks for any help.