Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Nongpagba;1696934]The programm seems to transform certain pontuation marks to full stops. It would be helpful to know which are not accepted.[/QUOTE]Simple remedy to stop the auto formatter, auto post rewriter / spelling-fucker.

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I went for a walk today. Starting from Sukhumvit MRT, I ascended to Asoke BTS and used the skywalk to get to Suk. Soi 18. A stroll down that road didn't yield much. I repeated on Soi 20. Then on to Soi 22. I think I was looking for Honey Bee or Bang Kot (and found a place called Bang Koch) while en route probably to Snow White.

Then, after passing Queens Park Plaza and a Family Mart, I saw a sign for Euphoria Massage. I looked to the right and at the end of the soi there was another sign for Euphoria Massage. I took a look.

Nobody even noticed when I entered. They were napping. There were two girls. Chopsticks helped me. I saw one card, I asked about other services, and I was shown another card with the full service prices. I asked about A+ and Stix confirmed what that meant and said that there was a third girl who did that and that she'd be in later. I asked about a blow without a condom and later CIM and she seemed to understand and answer affirmatively.

There is nothing wrong with Stix; she just isn't beauty contestant material. In other words, she not only had described a PSE parlor, but she looked like a PSE girl.

I took 40 minutes for 1,800 baht, pay in advance.

I had been loading up on Andriol and Viagra trying to be hard-on ready. I had just come from The Cleopatra where I concluded that my regular girl has left that place. End of an era for me! I, chemically enhanced and carrying an Impulse Jackrabbit vibrator, vibrating eggs, and a butt plug, I went with Stix.

Euphoria has the nicest rooms I've ever seen in a parlor. And this is a shower room!! I should have taken the room with the bath! The attached photos are of the room at Euphoria.

The shower was underwhelming and disappointing. I often became bored with Stix. I was counting on a Snow White or Cherry girl to kick start my antique plumbing and instead I'd found a sure cure for insomnia. Still, it must be said, she did her job. When I asked about kissing my ass, she produced some alcohol and repeated cleaned my rectum. Apparently I'd farted and left some residue, which she dutifully showed me. Then she got to work. I wouldn't call her a sea lamprey like Eni at Akane or Ice formerly of Cherry, but her tongue was in the right place. Unlike Focus at Cherry, Stix let me know where her tongue was.

I had to roll over and she finally started the BBBJ, calling out how much time was left. No fingers allowed inside and no touching her anus, but I snuck a vibrating egg in and that had some results. A condom was nowhere in sight when I tried to mount her and I was flaccid when she finally conjured a condom that was too small. (Most customers are Japanese, she said.) Back to BJ, and finally I resorted to having her lie on her back and used "forced fellatio" for lack of a better term and that produced a CIM happy ending.

This is a mixed review. Great rooms and a capable girl, it just the opposite of a GFE, for lack of a better term.

Heading home, I passed JW Massage near the pak soi. It had nice cheerful ladies offering massage, and I thought a one or two hour massage would feel wonderful.

Too late I learned that the girls earn a pittance and that their money comes from special customer requests. My one hour lotion massage ended rather quciky when I declined a 500 baht handjob or a 1000 baht body to body (ie topless?) HJ or "sex" (she tosses me a condom and flops down on her back?

I was going to tip her something, but she didn't lift a finger to help me with the shower or dressing and just walked off in a cloud of dust. I couldn't have tipped her even if I'd wanted to.

My walk ended at Villa. The sidewalk florist wasn't there and I didn't even recognize the place.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1697736]
Euphoria has the nicest rooms I've ever seen in a parlor. And this is a shower room!! I should have taken the room with the bath! The attached photos are of the room at Euphoria.
[/QUOTE]I forgot to mention how nice the rest of the place was: a spiral marble staircase with brass handrails!

Also, the Honey Bee site shows a teenage dynamic duo, Mint & Rung, as having joined the stable. They're billed as "friends. " It sounds like a 3-some waiting to happen, in case anybody would like to make it happen and report back.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1697736]When I asked about kissing my ass, she produced some alcohol and repeated cleaned my rectum. Apparently I'd farted and left some residue, which she dutifully showed me. Then she got to work. I wouldn't call her a sea lamprey like Eni at Akane or Ice formerly of Cherry, but her tongue was in the right place. Unlike Focus at Cherry, Stix let me know where her tongue was.[/QUOTE] Now I know where to go when I'm in need of having my "fart residue" cleaned up. ;)

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1697002]Enjoyed an afternoon with Nana at Bongkot today. She doesn't look anything like her photo on the website. She's older but in excellent shape, sporting a huge rack and a slim body. I didn't notice any other girls working when I got there except Cash (who's a nice looking number). Not sure if the other girls were busy or if the place was deserted. Nana and I went up to the 3rd floor and she did the usual "step out and get their stuff". I showered solo in the meantime as I was sweating from my walk there. I undressed Nana when she got back (really big tits. Implants but mostly soft) and I showered again with her.

The highlights of our time together was her deepthroating skills. Right to the bone. She urged me on with some face-fucking and even turned over on her back and put her head over the edge of the bed for some real deep throating, porn-style. We fucked in all kinds of positions and it was a good 30 minutes before I finally came. She didn't offer her ass but I did enquire about it. She said "Next time I'll give you everything". Later on, through our talks in Thai while I was recovering between rounds, she did said that she was slightly sick and had taken yesterday off work. So, being an understanding man, I didn't pressure the ass issue but I'll expect it if I repeat.

We ended going 2 rounds only. She was recovering from a cold so I went easy. Very happy with her performance, especially since she wasn't top form. If all the girls at Bongkot are as well-dedicated and trained as her, it should rise.[/QUOTE]Hi,

What was the ladies name you was get.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1697736]
Heading home, I passed JW Massage near the pak soi. It had nice cheerful ladies offering massage, and I thought a one or two hour massage would feel wonderful.

Too late I learned that the girls earn a pittance and that their money comes from special customer requests. My one hour lotion massage ended rather quciky when I declined a 500 baht handjob or a 1000 baht body to body (ie topless?) HJ or "sex" (she tosses me a condom and flops down on her back?
[/QUOTE]Come now, of course you would know that girls earn a pittance and only make money from specials. We are not talking about real massage shops, "ancient healing" or "spas" here. Any guy, barring newbies, going to a "naughty" massage shop and only wanting a massage should be ashamed of himself. Stop wasting the girl's time! In most shops, the girls actually lose money as well as their time, if you don't want sex or at least a BJ.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1698332]Come now, of course you would know that girls earn a pittance and only make money from specials. We are not talking about real massage shops, "ancient healing" or "spas" here. Any guy, barring newbies, going to a "naughty" massage shop and only wanting a massage should be ashamed of himself. Stop wasting the girl's time! In most shops, the girls actually lose money as well as their time, if you don't want sex or at least a BJ.[/QUOTE]How do you know a real massage shop from an 'extra's' massage shop? In Pattaya there's a ton of these small shops that offer massages for 300 baht per hour, the photo below is one that was near my hotel. You walk in and there's just a curtain between the tables. The women were mostly mid 40's with the occasional decent looker. There was also many places that offered foot massages as well but all out in the open. So how do you tell? A sign on the window telling prices and a bunch of older women had me thinking it was a legit massage place.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1697280]Where is "Bitstype?" I have never heard of it. And where is Beer (Candy former Cherry) working now? Thanks![/QUOTE]Sorry, was a typo due to a malfunction of the touchpad. I meant this one: [URL]http://www.bitstylebkk.com/en/[/URL].

Went to Bongkot at about 5 pm and found only 2 ladies present. Since my taste of the day tended to a more compact lady, I choose Neena. Big mistake. Already in the shower I should have noticed that she was not made for special massage, no body to body, no BJ, washing my member like in a clinic. On the bed, she wanted me to turn to start a normal massage, when I refused, she almost emptied a bottle of baby oin on my legs rubbing them. When I explained that I came for special, she poured more oil, until I ended this after less than 10 min. Downstairs, they said, she was new to the shop and proposed another lady, I think, it was Inter form their home page, though she gave me another name which I'm still trying to recollect. This was quite a fifferent story. Her pussy was wet alredy in the shower and I almost slid inside during body to body in the shower. She's one of the most responsive ladies I met in Thailand and, boy, was she loud! Had to shots with her, the seond one by HJ with her finger in my ass. Would recommend her.

At Som's, I went upstairs with Fon, a darker skinned lady, since Katay former from SOL had her day off, it was Saturday. Fon is quite attractive, but she's overeager, already from the beginning she pumps her head in high speed up and down which turned me rather down than up. I decided to test her FS capacities after giving her a good licking. There she respondes nicely even finishing herself stroking and tapping. We started with her on top, and again too much zeal for me, up and down like in a race finish. After other positions I finishe with a HJ on her belly. Maybe a chhoice for someone who likes formula 1 speed.

[QUOTE=Nongpagba;1698837]Sorry, was a typo due to a malfunction of the touchpad. I meant this one: [URL]http://www.bitstylebkk.com/en/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thanks much for the URL!

They had once a homepage, but no more. It's on Soi 14, when you see Suda's restaurant, you turn right, it's just right next to the restaurant. I think, they open at 2 pm. Rabbit or Katay, one of the top providers of SOL is now blowing there.

[QUOTE=Mick3005;1699625]It's not possible to see the two girls you mention rabbit / katay or what time they work, any big tits there? And do they take clothes of when working?[/QUOTE]Rabbit / Katay is one girl (Katay is Thai for Rabbit). She normally starts around 3-4 pm except Saturday. She is rather petite, definitely no big tits, I don't know about the other girls, as the line up seems to change quite often.

Yes they do get naked and for 1200 THB you can also fuck them (BJ is 800). They also have a bigger room that you can get for 1700 THB per hour, two shots possible.

[QUOTE=JamesBkk99;1696572]Hi all,

Quick question hopefully one of you can help me with. Does anyone know where Opor, who used to be princess of Addict, is now working?[/QUOTE]I was on that day, she was leaving to Korea, may be for studies. I thought of booking her for a massage, and I saw her hugging everyone and saying goodbye in addict. Happy that I fucked her 2 times in my previous trip, I think she will never come back to addict or any massage again.

This was my fifth trip to Bangkok since 2000, but I had never ventured out to the soapy massage parlors on Ratchadaphisek Road. Since the area is so easily accessible by public transportation, I decided to at least visit the Nataree massage parlor on this visit (mid-March 2015).

DIRECTIONS:

Take the BTS to the Asok BTS station and connect to the MRT to the Huay Khwang MRT. From there, find the signs for exit #3 or Emerald Hotel exit. As soon as you walk out exit #3 of the MRT station and hit daylight, you'll see a nearby sign for Emmanuel Massage. Shortly after walking past the Emmanuel Massage, the Nataree massage parlor will appear on your right.

NATAREE MASSAGE:

I had read that there were two separate entrances to the Nataree massage. The first door as you approach the building is the main entry and it has the most girls. The second door leads to a smaller massage parlor.

It was 2:00 pm on a Thursday so it was early and I had all the time in the world to explore the talents at both venues. I decided to first check out what was behind door # 2. The place was small and it appeared I was the only customer. There were only five or six girls in the fish bowl. The host said all the girls were THB 2,000. I was going to leave and check out the girls in Nataree at door #1, but my eyes caught sight of the prettiest girl that I had seen on this trip so I was smitten.

When we got upstairs and I could see her up-close and naked, she was even prettier. What happens in a soapy massage are pretty mechanical and the script doesn't change from one parlor to the next. We did the tub, but there was no body-to-body massage on an air mattress. Instead, we spent that time on the bed banging away.

From my experience on this trip, no french kissing or BBBJ is now the norm in soapy massage parlors in Pattaya and Bangkok. This was the case at Nataree. Nevertheless, she was very pretty and gave a good session.

The next day (Friday), I arrived at 3:00 pm to check out the talent behind door #1. There were sideline girls all over the place. There were so many sideline girls that there was no place for customers to sit down. In the fishbowl, there were five girls. The place was also filled with customers mingling around looking at the sideline girls that it reminded me of the action at the Thermae except it was 3:00 pm instead of midnight.

The host said that the fishbowl girls were THB 2,000. The sideline girls ranged from THB 2,400 and on up. The host was really pushing hard for me to pick a sideline girl. The sideline girls weren't all "dolled up" and you could meet them up-close and personal. It was obvious that the sideline girls were younger which in the supply and demand world of Thailand made them more expensive than the older fishbowl girls.

From personal experience, my preference is for older and more experienced girls who know how to give a a good soapy massage. Since I couldn't justify paying the extra money for a sideline girl, I picked a busty and attractive girl out of the fishbowl.

The girl confirmed my hunch that the fishbowl girls were older. She was 25 years old. Nevertheless, I found her attractive and she gave me a typical soapy massage. Unlike my last soapy, this one included a body-to-body air mattress massage. Overall, a good session for THB 2,000. As with my other soapy massages, no french kissing or BBBJ.

THB 2,000 seems to be the going rate for most soapy massages and oily massages that includes the full meal deal. At that price point, my preference is for a soapy massage.

Since I don't drink and bar hop, my daily routine was to get a soapy massage in the early to mid-afternoon. At around 8:00 or 9:00 PM, I'd go for a Thai body massage and oily massage (2-hour) for THB 600. I found a legit massage place for this service. All the ladies were older and wore uniforms. They gave great massages to ease my tired muscles. At first, all I got were 2 hours of therapeutic Thai massage and a soothing oily massage. There was no offer of a happy ending. I kept asking for one lady (mid-30's) since I found her very attractive. After my third visit, she suddenly gave me a happy ending without me asking and lightly put her hand over my mouth to make sure I didn't make too much noise as I moaned in ecstasy. As I got dressed, she quietly asked me where I was staying and offered to come to my hotel room after her shop closed (sometime after midnight). Since I popped twice that day, and I was leaving Bangkok the next morning, I had to regrettably decline her offer. I cursed my bad timing.

[QUOTE=Mick3005;1699625]any big tits there? And do they take clothes of when working?[/QUOTE]As I posted a couple of times in the Bangkok Reports section a week and a month or so ago, I have the misfortune of being able to reply "yes" to both of those. I generally take the first in the queue and twice got the same fatty. Big tits? Yes. They were unleashed in the hope that they would help matters. They didn't. They were horrific.

Their selection varies wildly. Best bet would be to take the Walk of Shame by the restaurant, check out the selection sitting outside, and decide if anyone meets your standards. It's only three minutes from the Asok BTS, so it is an easy check. As far as I know nudity is on offer by all (I think there is even full service) with the appropriate tip.