Phuket Reports

[QUOTE=Marc Blake]And what about threesomes and foursomes, anybody any info?[/QUOTE]
Shudn't be a problem - just ask and they will provide!!
SE Asia Joe

[QUOTE=Dbird76]Hiya Team,

I'm heading to HKT for 10 nights from 30th Mar in a group of 6 mongers. Havent been there for a couple of years - can anyone recommend some gf accommodation in Patong for under 1500bht?

Cheers[/QUOTE]

My recommendation - especially for larger groups and longer stays - is to go for an apartment or villa rental in Phuket. 6 guys 10 days - perfect to get either a very large villa or even 2 side by side 3 bedroom villas - and you shuld be able to get it for less than your budget of THB9,000/night. Forget GF or not - you're gonna have YOUR OWN house where YOU make up the rules - and just think - Romanesque orgies around your own pool/sperm soup!
SE Asia Joe

Just came back from a 2 week vacation in Thailand. Spent 1 week on phuket and 1 in Bangkok. First off I must say I was suprised at the quality of the girls at Bangla rd this time of year. I've only been in Patong once before but later in the season and there were definately not this many lookers around.

I arrived about 4 pm in patong and checked in to a guesthouse recomended by the taxi driver. Big mistake!

Room went for 1600 per night and the aircon didn't even work properly. They didn't check ID on girls either wich I think is a bad thing but others might appreciate. Chong ko was the name.

Anyway enough about the hotel. Went straight to Bagla rd after getting some seafood. Grabbed a few drinks at one of the beer bars at the end of the road but all the girls here seemed very busy so I decided to hit up one of the go go bars instead. I don't remember if it was called dragon or tiger bar but it's an outside go go place with a disco on top. Got imediately noticed by a pretty young thing with big silicon breasts. She introduced me to her cousin and their friend. Well 7 drinks later I thought it was time to wrap it up so I asked the big titted one for LT. She looked offended and said,.oh no sorry I'm not bargirl. For me no sex until married. I was like wtf!

I was ready to rip her a new one when her cousin put her hand on my shoulder and whispered in my ear,.wanna fuck?

I looked at her, smiled and pointed towards the street. She laughed, took my hand and we were off. This girl was much better looking than her cousin, just didn't notice her before since her cousin had well other asset's hehe. Her name was Joy and she was 25, thin and about a 9. Was pretty good GFE. She didn't suck though wich was a bit of a turn off. Found out in the morning that she wasn't a really a bargirl either but worked in Bangkok selling jewelery. Was shocked when she got ready to leave without asking for any money. I gave her 2000 bath anyway and told something along the lines of, you wanna go shopping or smth like that. Later I felt pretty stupid thinking I prolly offended her with that.

Day2

Went to the beach and did all that boring shit normal people do. At night I headed back to Bangla rd again and for some reason ended up in the exact same go go bar. Played some of that crappy 5 in a row game the bartenders always drag out and scooped the place for decent meat. Saw a cute little girl across the bar and gave her a smile. Few minutes later she came over and introduced herself. Her name was kat or kak or well something with a K. She was 19, light skinned and had a slamming body. Would rate her as an 8 looks wise. Watched her do some dancing and then barfined her and went back to my room.

This is where things got ugly. This girl kept talking and showed no sign of shutting up so eventually I told her,.go take a shower and get ready ok. She got the hint and did so but when she came back she started talking again about her fights with boyfriends and how her dad would beat all bad men for her bla bla. After about 15 more mins I couldn't take any more and just grabbed ahold of her and started to kiss her on the neck proceeding downward. She got a bit suprised but started to return the favor and pretty soon we are at 69. Stayed there about 10 mins then went to doggy. She was very tight and it ended up being a great session lasting about 2, 5 hours. Woke up pretty late and realized I had a half day tour in 1 hour. Grabbed her number and got rid of her.

Day 4 (no mongering day3)

Decided to check out Christins Massage the big pink soapy place along rat-hu-it road. Went up the stairs and there was about 10 girls in the fishbowl. This was about 2 pm. Picked a tall dark beauty with a great smile. Papasan said 1900 bath, ok I thought sounds about right for phuket. Went to the room. Girls name was Non. She was 29 apparently (didn't look a day over 24)and about a 7 with her breasts raising the score alot. She had big round see cups. Very nice. Now this girl couldn't massage for shit and she refused BBJ however the CBJ she gave me was absolutely fantastic. Great oral skills on this girl. Came during the blowjob and she said,.oh ok and started tiding up and was going for her clothes when I stopped her and said, no one more time. She countered with 500 bath wich I agreed to. She climbed back on the bed and put the second condom on with her mouth ad proceeded to suck little Jimmy hard again. After that we went cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and doggy. All in all a great session.

Later that night I went to Bangla again but this time took a little more time walking around looking at all the bars before deciding where to try my luck. Ended up in a small bar (or so I thought) with some pool tables and a decent amount of girls. Shot some pool with a german guy I met inside. This guy was way to drunk and I thought to myself, man your gonna get robbed by some psycho ladyboy tonight if you keep this up. After playing a few rounds I saw gorgeous light skinned beauty with fairly big breasts walk across the room. I motioned her over but she pointed at a guy sitting outside. I thought, damn! This girl would have been a great fuck but oh well. I'm not gonna try to steal her away from a fellow monger. At this time an older lady about 45-50 (mamasan? ) came up to me and apologized and said, sorry I didn't think you wanted lady. She told me to follow her upstairs. I got suprised, didn't even know this place had an upstairs:)

On the second floor there was alot of couches and a small stage with a pole at wich noone was dancing atm. There was about 10-15 girls around and the mamasan asked me wich one I liked. I took a look around and noticed a short dark skinned girl with nice body (meaning great tits and ass). Pointed her out and the mamasan called her over. She imediately took my hand and started caressing it working her way up my arm. Her name was Deang (spelling probably not correct but that's how it sounded). She was 20 and from somewhere down south. She said it was near koh lanta wich doesnt really tell me much. We had a great time in the bar and went to my hotel at about 4 am. Great session with 3 blowjobs! Also looked like she enjoyed the sex alot. Dunno if she was faking and don't really care that much. It made my experience alot better having someone so into the act. A great GFE. Spent the rest of my time on phuket with this girl.

Well that's my first report. Probably way to long and way to boring and missing key information but I'm sure it will get better. Will post the rest of my trip in the BKK section. Inconclusion I wanna say that Phuket is ok for mongering but just that. It is not great in any way and my experiences in BKK were both better and cheaper.

Delwand out!

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Last week I had a vacation with my wife. We stayed in Kata but I managed to slip away to Christines Massage in Patong. (Large Pink building). Went upstairs to the fish bowl and they had about 15-20 girls divided into 3 price classes. about 1800-2000-2300. I chose a dark skinned one from the mid range and she gave a nice soapy body massage with CBJ and quick Cowgirl before I finished.

On my way out of there I gave her 300 Bath tips but she wanted 1000 bath..! I left and took the elevator by my self.

I pressed the bottom button and ended up in a straight thai massage place and managed to get myself out of the building there. This would be a perfect way for guys to leave the building if you are worried about anyone seeing you walking out of Christines.

I tried a few times getting handjob from the ordinary massage places in Kata but only succeeded once and she wanted 500 bath in tips. It seems like this was easier a few years ago. In the old days you got a handjob half of the times you asked for oilmassage but now it seems more difficult.

I also tried the "Blue Nun Massage??" in Karon beach where the fishbowl was around 7 girls. 1 good looking and 6 ugly. The big Mama told me it was 500 for Oil and 700 for body massage (air mattress massage). The experience wasn't as good as Christines and the place is small and dirty. After the soap massage the girl asked if I wanted sex and she said it was 2000 bath. I told her I would give her 500 for BJ. She said she didn't do BJ and we settled for HJ, this was an bellow average HJ and we and I didn't leave her any tips.

I would not recommend this place, it is half the price compared to Christines but doesn't even come closed to experience.

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[QUOTE=Zip Head]I stayed at the Summer Breeze Inn recently and it is a great little hotel. Right off the main entertainment venue in Patong, nice rooms with very good facilities, great staff and restaurant, and the owner, Bill (from the U.S.) is a super guy.
Totally girl friendly.
I highly recommend to anyone.
I think his website is SummerBreeze Inn.com.
A google search will get you there.
Good luck and happy hunting!![/QUOTE]Yes, Summer Breeze a great hotel. Its Summer Breeze Hotel, not Inn. Summerbreezehotel.com. I am here as we speak. Love it here.

I RTFF and booked a room at the Summer Breeze as well....

I'll be arriving Thursday afternoon (airport pick-up), so feel free to hit me with a PM to meet and discuss mongering places to go.

Be safe out there...

[QUOTE=Great Expecta]I RTFF and booked a room at the Summer Breeze as well....

I'll be arriving Thursday afternoon (airport pick-up), so feel free to hit me with a PM to meet and discuss mongering places to go.

Be safe out there...[/QUOTE]Too bad won't meet. Headed back to the states this morning, in about two hours. You should have a great time there. Staff easy to talk to and manager can set you straight on amny things.

[QUOTE=Fish N Chips]Many moons ago I seem to remember reading several articles about taking a boat to some islands that were relatively secluded. Essentially you would get dropped off with your lady (or ladies) for a day or several days and run naked like nature intended. Unsure about having to take camping equipment, I think if there were accommodations they were spars. Any way the local fishermen would stop by with fresh fruit and the catch of the day or you could request (X) for your meals and of course beer Etc.

I seem to remember this taking place in LOS, Who, what, when, where, and is this still recommended?

Best Regards[/QUOTE]

This is more folk lore than facts.

Thais have a strong dislike of public nudity. It is unlikely that even hard-core LBFMs would agree to a few days of running naked in the wild. If nothing more, they would object to getting unwanted sun tan.

This being said, in Thailand almost anything can be had, for a prie, but that particular phantasy would be much easier to plan in another country.

Vent: Phuket is way overrated! I will never come here again. In my opinion, the people, and especially the girls are all spoiled here.

Girl friend experience: I am tired of women trying to be my girlfriend and asking too many of the same questions. Especially when they are really after what would be their dream, more money, or to find someone dumb enough to actually call them their girlfriend = more money. I would much rather prefer to go somewhere that the girls just shut up and do what they do best. Oh I miss the K11 days.

Phuket is great if you have never been anywhere else. Even Koh Samui is better in all regards, better beaches, better looking western women, friendlier Thais, etc. Patong and Karon seem to be swarming with overweight, over indulgent tourist.

Sorry that last post was a little harsh. Perhaps I am the one spoiled.

Thai Girlfriends: I have enough troubles. I don't mind paying for sex, it's when I pay for sex and still have to carry on as if I think they really care about me, or me for them, ridiculous. Yes, I'll pay you to fuck me, do it well and I'll pay you more. Ok, see ya, I'll be on my way now, thank you. I don't want to tell you my life story, I'm a bad bad person.

BTW, I am speaking entirely about working girls and I am not insinuating that all Thai women are the same. There are many gorgeous intellegent girls in Thailand that have nothing to do with gold digging, or prostitution.

I arrived from Bangkok on Sunday. I am staying at the Safari Beach Hotel, which is very nicely located near Bangla road. I am also listening to the base line from a Prince tune at 2 in the morning, but it is kinda groovy. The hotel in my opinion is nothing like their pictures on their web site, but I will say that the people at reception were extremely nice about helping me get a room even though I had no reservation and even gave me a temporary room while they finished cleaning my room.

I spent the first day just walking around amongst the half of western Europe that has flown in. I will say that it is kinda weird being a monger in amongst all of these tourists. It hasn't necessarily dissuaded me, however, it is a bit strange making arrangements with a go go girl while a grandma and her hubby are right behind you sipping their beers and checking you out.

The second day, the only action I got was from one of the massage parlors right in front of the hotel across the street. It is the one with several girls outside hawking. I was only in search of a real massage and no extras, but as usual the little head decided that I would let her finish me off with a HJ for 1000 baht. I am pretty sure I way overpaid, but oh what the hell.

On the second night after taking several laps around bangla road and checking out the various Sois, I was honestly a bit disappointed in what I was seeing. I would honestly say there is only about 5 percent lookers. The rest are a little older or chunky and not worth the money in my opinion. I just kept walking around and wasn't exactly sure about the procedure in all of these small bars. I am assuming once I sit down they will try and get me to barfine them, I just kept walking since really few of them were interesting.

I headed over to the Dragon Go Go club. Again, there were probably only about 5 to 10 percent worth looking at so I moved on to the Rock Hard go go bar at the end of the road. These girls looked a little bit skankier than the Dragon, but I was sort of in a skanky mood. I have not had great luck with the innocent looking girls in Bangkok and I was rather horny and didn't want to risk another cold fish. I started to eye one of the dancers who looked like she knew what she was doing with the pole. She came over once she left the stage and immediately tried to get me to barfine her. I told her I'd buy her a drink first to test the waters. She seemed like she was a bit hardened and tried to get me to take her friend as well. I was thinking I really just wanted a short time and a good romp. She said that ST was 2000 and that she didn't really know what LT was. That was total BS, but she had a smoking bod and I really only wanted ST, so I probably overpaid again at 2000. We strolled back to the hotel up bangla road through the thousands of people. I ended up banging her for about a half an hour in several positions and ended up getting exactly what I needed and she left quickly after I blew my load. She was quite the actress. I knew she was actually getting off since she was really wet, but she was able to hear her cell phone in the middle and stop. It just made me take longer to cum and I didn't really care. I left the 2000 on the table and she picked it up after she showered. She pushed me for a tip on top, but since I thought I overpaid I said no.

RC

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Hello New Aussie Boy.

Will recommend a few bars for you, even though its hard cos dont know your taste.

As a gogo, I would recommend Dragon Agogo On Bangla Road The Biggest gogo in town,even though compared to bkk or pattaya its not much. Some stunners in there.

Bars: Tweetybar in Soi Crocodile (On Bangla Road). Often very nice looking girls and maybe the best barbeer staff in town.Excellent service and fun. Crazy Horse bar in Soi Tiger. Often some great looking girls and dancers.Little bit more expensive. (Just as whole of Soi Tiger.)

Pub/Bar. If not in mood for lady attention,i think Aussie bar on bangla road will do well.Good location and views over Soi Bangla.Opposite have Kangaroo bar, a real classic that will do find as well. However smaller.

Disco. Nicest looking women in Baya Beach,can be little bit snobby though. Tiger most busy one and i believe Tai pan its the place where easiest to pick up girls

Have fun!

Have been to Phuket 6 times and each time to Chalong - Rawai - Nai Harn area in south of island.

There you will find 5 * accommodation to small inexpensive bungalow resorts and inexpensive rental houses.

Some excellent restaurants and more importantly some great bars.

The girls overall ar not as striking as some in Patong BUT you get little or no hassle. Some bars are Thai places with some young newcomers and cheaper than elsewhere as long as you dont mind entering a place with xmas lights as the only sign!

Girls cost 1000 to 1500 per 24 hours and bar fines range from 0 to 300 so all in all a cheap night.

Many of the bars do not actually market the girls as available so just have a quiet word with them or the main barman/girl and you will be told YES. Ages from 18 to mid/late 20's and I have yet to find one that would not do anything you wanted including pics at no extra cost unlike some in Patong and BKK.

Strange thing about girls here is they genuinely want to meet boyfriends and really do want to please you. As elsewhere if you dont have them the next night they get upset so just move bars.

There is a nightclub in area that stays open till 4-6 am and after 3 the evening begins to light up as a lot of bargirls not picked up will come in and before you know it the jacuzzi is being used with many semi or naked girls all wanting attention. Think I will but this place!

I love this area so much that i intend moving there this year aroung May so will spend the rest of my days mongering!

Anyone who wants more info email me.

Still trying to post pic's. Must be something I am doing wrong so will keep trying.

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You are not set up to receive PMs.... thus.... That place sounds great! How far is it from Patong area? Also, can you send along any names of hotels/bungalow places?

Am heading there next month and was contemplating going to Phuket as I had a blast last time.

Thanks!

Will help if I can. Send me deatials as to how much per night. Type (resort / hotel / house)

Rawai is approx 15mins to Kata / Karon and 25 mins max to Patong.

Nearest banks in Chalong 4no. Is 5-10 mins

Airport 45 mins max (had one driver do it in 20! )

Can also recommend car hire at airport which is far more convenient than renting in resort area.

Let me know and I will send by return.