Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Just finished with a 2 1/2 hour session with Yok at Mango. I booked for 3 hours but left 30 minutes early. Popped 3 times and there was no way I could manage a 4th in half an hour so I cut it short. Yok and I didn't really click and chemistry was lacking, despite my best efforts. Her kisses were minimally DFK and mostly justflicks of the tongue and she was dry for most of the session. She only got wet when I ate her out (which was due to saliva, not her enjoyment). She 'came' during DATY by tightening up her pussy but pretty sure it was only to tell me to finish.

Yok is tall (170 cm), around 30 years old, pretty face, small tits (B-cups and somewhat deflated from nursing her twins), her tummy is scarred up (pretty badly buteasy to ignore), her pussy is tight and so was her asshole. I probed her anus with finger and tongue but she gave me no indication that it was open for business.

No action in the shower; just a good scrubbing. I told her that I was only interested in fucking and not a massage so she started on the bed with some kissing, a cat bath, BBBJ (which was pretty good. She didn't deepthroat but her suction is quite good), some licking and sucking of my balls (which was nice) and the condom on for cowgirl action. I came pretty quickly as a correct cowgirl fuck (where the only thing you feel is the pussy sliding up and down on your cock) is my favored position for cumming and I abstained from sex for a few days in anticipation of this session.

Yok's English is very good and we chatted in a mix of Thai and English while she gave me a head massage as we waited for my batteries to recharge. She's off home in a couple weeks to take care of her sick grandmother. Guess I'm getting old because it took quite a bit of time and effort before the little guy was up for round two. I took her missionary and doggie but I hate condoms and it's so difficult to cum with them on. So off it went and she tried to get me to cum via BBBJ but we ended up with a HJ while she licked my balls.

The 3rd pop was after I gave her a massage and ate her out for a second time. Another handjob. Then shower up and leave. I could have stayed for the last 30 minutes and gotten a massage but my time is better spent elsewhere.

Overall, I'd say Yok is a hard-worker. She knows her business and tried her best but it was nowhere near a PSE. She also did the "spit-in-tissue" thing but tried to keep it non-obvious like when I had my head turned. Tissue spitters is a huge turn off for me plus her kisses were mediocre, she was dry and no A+ offered.

Repeat? No, never. She did a decent enough job but I was hoping to have my mind blown (along with my cock). Need to keep looking, I guess. Maybe Opor at Tulip.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1713457]Just finished with a 2 1/2 hour session with Yok at Mango. I booked for 3 hours but left 30 minutes early. Popped 3 times and there was no way I could manage a 4th in half an hour so I cut it short. Yok and I didn't really click and chemistry was lacking, despite my best efforts. Her kisses were minimally DFK and mostly justflicks of the tongue and she was dry for most of the session. She only got wet when I ate her out (which was due to saliva, not her enjoyment). She 'came' during DATY by tightening up her pussy but pretty sure it was only to tell me to finish.

Yok is tall (170 cm), around 30 years old, pretty face, small tits (B-cups and somewhat deflated from nursing her twins), her tummy is scarred up (pretty badly buteasy to ignore), her pussy is tight and so was her asshole. I probed her anus with finger and tongue but she gave me no indication that it was open for business.

No action in the shower; just a good scrubbing. I told her that I was only interested in fucking and not a massage so she started on the bed with some kissing, a cat bath, BBBJ (which was pretty good. She didn't deepthroat but her suction is quite good), some licking and sucking of my balls (which was nice) and the condom on for cowgirl action. I came pretty quickly as a correct cowgirl fuck (where the only thing you feel is the pussy sliding up and down on your cock) is my favored position for cumming and I abstained from sex for a few days in anticipation of this session.

Yok's English is very good and we chatted in a mix of Thai and English while she gave me a head massage as we waited for my batteries to recharge. She's off home in a couple weeks to take care of her sick grandmother. Guess I'm getting old because it took quite a bit of time and effort before the little guy was up for round two. I took her missionary and doggie but I hate condoms and it's so difficult to cum with them on. So off it went and she tried to get me to cum via BBBJ but we ended up with a HJ while she licked my balls.

The 3rd pop was after I gave her a massage and ate her out for a second time. Another handjob. Then shower up and leave. I could have stayed for the last 30 minutes and gotten a massage but my time is better spent elsewhere.

Overall, I'd say Yok is a hard-worker. She knows her business and tried her best but it was nowhere near a PSE. She also did the "spit-in-tissue" thing but tried to keep it non-obvious like when I had my head turned. Tissue spitters is a huge turn off for me plus her kisses were mediocre, she was dry and no A+ offered.

Repeat? No, never. She did a decent enough job but I was hoping to have my mind blown (along with my cock). Need to keep looking, I guess. Maybe Opor at Tulip.[/QUOTE]Interesting as you kind of described the feeling I always had with Yok. Given her "superstar" status I was always surprised at her lack of enthusiasm. She does have an impressive skill set, but I never really hit it off with here either. Things were always very flat in the 4 sessions I had with her at Tulip and later at Cherry. She did have a great bod pre-kid though. Not at all like some of the stalwarts from Tulip who would try with all their might to get that second and third pop out of you.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1713521]Interesting as you kind of described the feeling I always had with Yok. Given her "superstar" status I was always surprised at her lack of enthusiasm. She does have an impressive skill set, but I never really hit it off with here either. Things were always very flat in the 4 sessions I had with her at Tulip and later at Cherry. She did have a great bod pre-kid though. Not at all like some of the stalwarts from Tulip who would try with all their might to get that second and third pop out of you.[/QUOTE]I guess the chemistry between the girl and the monger is extremely important. I remember back in Tulip's heyday when I went to see Nestle. She was all the rage and everyone wrote amazing things about her. But, with me, she was horrible. Very bad performance. I couldn't figure it out. While Nice (who was much less mentioned) blew me away.

Rare is the girl who reportedly performs well with everyone. Ice is such a girl. She was amazing with me and I never saw a bad thing written about her performance on this or any other forum. The very first time I saw her she was deepthroating my cock before I got my shoes off in the room. Ah. The memories.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1713646]I guess the chemistry between the girl and the monger is extremely important. I remember back in Tulip's heyday when I went to see Nestle. She was all the rage and everyone wrote amazing things about her. But, with me, she was horrible. Very bad performance. I couldn't figure it out. While Nice (who was much less mentioned) blew me away.

Rare is the girl who reportedly performs well with everyone. Ice is such a girl. She was amazing with me and I never saw a bad thing written about her performance on this or any other forum. The very first time I saw her she was deepthroating my cock before I got my shoes off in the room. Ah. The memories.[/QUOTE]I think some gals are just detached and of course we all judge experiences differently. Ice was a performer. Just never appealed to me in the looks dept for some reason. I also can be a bit particular about how a gal's nether regions look. I never thought Ice had a particularly attractive snapper. Aside from "mommy body" which is my #1 turn off, "anal integrity" is another important feature. Can't stand gals with hemorrhoids.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1713457]Just finished with a 2 1/2 hour session with Yok at Mango. I booked for 3 hours but left 30 minutes early. Popped 3 times and there was no way I could manage a 4th in half an hour so I cut it short. Yok and I didn't really click and chemistry was lacking, despite my best efforts. Her kisses were minimally DFK and mostly justflicks of the tongue and she was dry for most of the session. She only got wet when I ate her out (which was due to saliva, not her enjoyment). She 'came' during DATY by tightening up her pussy but pretty sure it was only to tell me to finish.
[/QUOTE]Perhaps you are a little spoilt or jaded. You did not click but she made you cum 3 times in 2 hours! If any girl can make me cum three times in 12 hours, that would be a cause for celebration! Perhaps I am older than you but only certain girls are really able to make me cum twice in the same 2 hour session. I always get hard for the second session but much more difficult to cum, even after a long rest in between.

Many massage girls are dry. A few have clamydia that makes them dry or because they have fucked too many guys. No biggie for me. That is why in the better massage places the girls all have lube.

[QUOTE=Simian;1713932]Perhaps you are a little spoilt or jaded. You did not click but she made you cum 3 times in 2 hours! If any girl can make me cum three times in 12 hours, that would be a cause for celebration! Perhaps I am older than you but only certain girls are really able to make me cum twice in the same 2 hour session. I always get hard for the second session but much more difficult to cum, even after a long rest in between.

Many massage girls are dry. A few have clamydia that makes them dry or because they have fucked too many guys. No biggie for me. That is why in the better massage places the girls all have lube.[/QUOTE]Maybe I am spoiled; though perhaps a big difference is I'm older now and have been out of the game for 5 years. I used to pop 5 times per session regularly with Ice or Bo from Mango back in the day so cumming 3 times in 2 1/2 hours isn't spectacular. I really need to lower my expectations. Perhaps of the girls but definitely with myself.

P.S. I'm 39.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1713934]Maybe I am spoiled; though perhaps a big difference is I'm older now and have been out of the game for 5 years. I used to pop 5 times per session regularly with Ice or Bo from Mango back in the day so cumming 3 times in 2 1/2 hours isn't spectacular. I really need to lower my expectations. Perhaps of the girls but definitely with myself.

P.S. I'm 39.[/QUOTE]39. Still a young buck. Wait till you are 49 like me. And yes, we all need to lower our expectations as things are not what they once were, even in the oilies.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1713934]Maybe I am spoiled; though perhaps a big difference is I'm older now and have been out of the game for 5 years. I used to pop 5 times per session regularly with Ice or Bo from Mango back in the day so cumming 3 times in 2 1/2 hours isn't spectacular. I really need to lower my expectations. Perhaps of the girls but definitely with myself.

P.S. I'm 39.[/QUOTE]At 39 you are a mere child! That explains everything. And I hope that I don't pick one of the Mango girls after you have had a session with her!

When I was 39 I never went to massage places and knew nothing about the scene. Instead picked up a bar girl or freelancer early in the evening for ST just to take the edge off, Then I would go out drinking later and pick up a different lady for LT. Back then, the bars were so much less of a problem, the ladies were cheaper and I was living in sex prison for most of the year.

Now when I visit Bangkok almost 20 years later, I usually go for massage parlours because there is less bullshit, prices are fixed, no "I have a headache" or I don't do BJ or equivalent nonsense that you can get from freelancers or even some bargirls. And I get to pick the time of day when I have not been drinking and I am up for a session. Usually mid afternoon.

I guess that is what I like about Bangkok and what keeps bringing me back. It really has something for everyone as long as you choose carefully.

[QUOTE=Simian;1713938]At 39 you are a mere child! That explains everything. And I hope that I don't pick one of the Mango girls after you have had a session with her!

When I was 39 I never went to massage places and knew nothing about the scene. Instead picked up a bar girl or freelancer early in the evening for ST just to take the edge off, Then I would go out drinking later and pick up a different lady for LT. Back then, the bars were so much less of a problem, the ladies were cheaper and I was living in sex prison for most of the year.

Now when I visit Bangkok almost 20 years later, I usually go for massage parlours because there is less bullshit, prices are fixed, no "I have a headache" or I don't do BJ or equivalent nonsense that you can get from freelancers or even some bargirls. And I get to pick the time of day when I have not been drinking and I am up for a session. Usually mid afternoon.

I guess that is what I like about Bangkok and what keeps bringing me back. It really has something for everyone as long as you choose carefully.[/QUOTE]It's all relative. 'Back in the day' for me was 6 or 7 years ago. I certainly hope to be going strong and enjoying pleasures of the flesh well into my 60's. There's lots to enjoy out there.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1713935]39. Still a young buck. Wait till you are 49 like me. And yes, we all need to lower our expectations as things are not what they once were, even in the oilies.[/QUOTE]I have negotiated with reality for years and lower my expectations.

That makes me happy man in many places such as oilies.

Too much expectations make you no satisfaction.

I always prefer performance over face.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1713457]Popped 3 times and there was no way I could manage a 4th in half an hour so I cut it short. Yok and I didn't really click and chemistry was lacking, despite my best efforts. Her kisses were minimally DFK and mostly just flicks of the tongue and she was dry for most of the session.[/QUOTE]Chemistry is all important. You have to like each other, for the full GFE. Yok was my favourite in old days at Tulip and chemistry was excellent, even for extra extra long time bookings. Her performance blew my mind back then. Unfortunately she retired at the wrong time without taking long enough to be sure it was the right decision. She should be maybe 28 now. I am guy that normally only takes 1 shot per session, but she was one of the very few who could get two shots out of me (in those days and I thought that was fantastic LOL). I am approaching 59, so slowing down a lot these days. Can't even contemplate 5 shots in a day any more, that I would do, not many years back.

I fail to find the same magic as 7 years ago at any Oily, really. Stunners BaiFern and Gaew disappeared, and last favourite June was gone again. Probably a sign of aging for me, or maybe the girls are just too jaded. Always a good idea to find girls that are not getting far too much sex, and to take them early in the day when they are fresh.

I have to consider cutting mongering back to a one per week in the not too distant future, I reckon. Still take girls ranging in age from 20 to 35. Age doesn't worry me provided its not risky LOL.

If I can find any stunning girl in the Oilies, or even just very cute, I will be back. Obviously a bit of leg work is needed to check out the girls, since web pics are very unreliable. I won't lower my expectations. I get more and more fussy with age. If a girl can't compete with my GF for face or body, then why bother? Any old piece of meat is not enough. There has to be superior looks, fun, and GFE. PSE is not important for me. I don't really fuck ass unless the girl really wants it, and very few actually suggest it, over many years, including at PSE shops. June actually suggested it after originally not being into it. That surprised me. Yok was never keen on it.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1714749]Chemistry is all important. You have to like each other, for the full GFE. Yok was my favourite in old days at Tulip and chemistry was excellent, even for extra extra long time bookings. Her performance blew my mind back then. Unfortunately she retired at the wrong time without taking long enough to be sure it was the right decision. She should be maybe 28 now. I am guy that normally only takes 1 shot per session, but she was one of the very few who could get two shots out of me (in those days and I thought that was fantastic LOL). I am approaching 59, so slowing down a lot these days. Can't even contemplate 5 shots in a day any more, that I would do, not many years back.

I fail to find the same magic as 7 years ago at any Oily, really. Stunners BaiFern and Gaew disappeared, and last favourite June was gone again. Probably a sign of aging for me, or maybe the girls are just too jaded. Always a good idea to find girls that are not getting far too much sex, and to take them early in the day when they are fresh.

I have to consider cutting mongering back to a one per week in the not too distant future, I reckon. Still take girls ranging in age from 20 to 35. Age doesn't worry me provided its not risky LOL.

If I can find any stunning girl in the Oilies, or even just very cute, I will be back. Obviously a bit of leg work is needed to check out the girls, since web pics are very unreliable. I won't lower my expectations. I get more and more fussy with age. If a girl can't compete with my GF for face or body, then why bother? Any old piece of meat is not enough. There has to be superior looks, fun, and GFE. PSE is not important for me. I don't really fuck ass unless the girl really wants it, and very few actually suggest it, over many years, including at PSE shops. June actually suggested it after originally not being into it. That surprised me. Yok was never keen on it.[/QUOTE]Over the past 2 years almost all my semi-regular gals, except one, have "retired. " Yesterday the last of the Mohicans told me she was out of the biz in two to three months. Of all the new gals I have tried over the past 24 months, I have failed to find any that live up to the old guard. What was 10 years ago a three to four times a week habit, filled with gal from all areas of the P4 P industry, now is a three to four times a month venture. I think soon it will be even less.

Why? There are just far fewer gals in the biz these days. Far fewer. And hey, I am glad that women in Thailand have more opportunity. Good for them. Damn glad I moved here when I did and did not wait till I was older.

[QUOTE=BigBossMan;1710837]If you have an extra 500 or so baht you are willing to spend over the normal prices, I found this place to be excellent. Maria is a real fun girl with enhanced tits. She does have some stretch marks. The key here is you get to bang an office lady which is a common Japanese porno fantasy. I liked the facilities. I think I paid 3100 baht for the Jacuzzi room.

[URL]http://www.thai-premium.com/gals/profile.php?gal_dir=maria[/URL][/QUOTE]What is the location? Even with google translate, I can't see where it is.

I'm quite ignorant. I've been to Analisa, but I didn't notice Honey Bee. They are on the soi directly opposite the Marvel Hotel on Sukhumvit 22. Just one soi farther as you walk away from Sukhumvit is Hana Fashion Health Massage. I'd never noticed it, either.

My journey for "a last PSE for awhile" began at Soi 7/1. I swang by both Dr. BJ places. I was looking for one girl in particular at both places. One woman I saw was a whale but I got the impression that I would have a whale of a good time with her. Another girl I saw was super cute and bubbly, like a pseudo first time Japanese AV idol. A lot of the other places were showing me the price of oil massage and body to body, or 1,000 baht with a happy ending for 1,500 baht. I passed.

The big shock on 7/1 was that Star Inn and other places had construction going on. The ladyboys who used to be at the pak soi offering special massage were now deep in the soi and petty larceny seemed to be their game. They really wanted me to take a shower and go body to body. The urgency that I get into a shower is why I'm sure that larceny was the goal. And, even if I was into trannies and vice versa, I doubt I'd want to be alone in a room with any of the people who approached me.

I then proceeded to Mango. Three women were out front, I think I recognized one, and I may have done something ot annoy her. She didn't look thrilled to see me. I moved on to Cherry.

Focus was alone in the shop. I wish I hadn't had a session with her before because she's such a sweetheart and I would have gone with her. As it was, I wanted a new face today so I moved on to Snow White. Four girls were on tap, two were A+ and two were not. There was nothing wrong with any of them but nothing really turned my head. I've become quite jaded in my old age, partly the result of living in Bangkok, I'm sure.

I then headed to BongKot and Honey Bee. I passed the former without seeing it and found the latter next to Analisa. And then I stumbled across Hana.

I asked if they were like Akane and they said "a little. " 60 minutes for 1,100 baht (it was 1,000 today). Akane is 1,100 for 50 minutes. Akane asked me to leave everything in a locker. Hana didn't do this. Akane is CBJ, I received BBBJ. Of course, full service is an option at Hana.

An earlier thread mentioned an English problem with the menu. I think they fixed the one about full-service. I got the idea that it included HJ / BJ & a second hole. I don't recall any mention of A+.

I took Nu. She is from Khon Kaen (something else in common with Akane). She is not "New" on the website. This lady was an A-cupper. She was very polite and pleasant. She almost reminded me of Focus from Cherry a little bit.

She gave an actual massage. Like Akane, there was rimming. She did a wonderful job. Sometimes it was like a gossamer kiss, other times she like an oil derrick shoving her tongue up my ass. Tissue came out often. My sphincter may have been springtime fresh and kissing sweet, but flatulence had left it peppered with excess fecal matter. Nu didn't complain.

I had brought some toys, I had an egg up her hole and she removed it and left the room. She came back with her own toy, two eggs, a small one and a larger one like a small cucumber. I shoved the cucumber up her ass and the smaller egg into her other hole and we resumed. What a girl!

I had to tell her to stop the HJ and start the BJ. I also had to ask her to sit on my chest rather than between my legs. Otherwise, she required no direction.

I was very pleased I left a 200 baht tip (20%) but perhaps she deserved more.

Next stop after Hana was fast food take out to explain away my presence on Sukhumvit.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1715014]Over the past 2 years almost all my semi-regular gals, except one, have "retired. " Yesterday the last of the Mohicans told me she was out of the biz in two to three months. Of all the new gals I have tried over the past 24 months, I have failed to find any that live up to the old guard. What was 10 years ago a three to four times a week habit, filled with gal from all areas of the P4 P industry, now is a three to four times a month venture. I think soon it will be even less.

Why? There are just far fewer gals in the biz these days. Far fewer. And hey, I am glad that women in Thailand have more opportunity. Good for them. Damn glad I moved here when I did and did not wait till I was older.[/QUOTE]The thing about you getting older is that the P4P ladies are getting ever younger compared to you. Older P4P ladies leave, and younger women take their place. Which increases the age difference between you and the ladies.

When you become old enough to be the lady's father or even her grandfather, then this makes it hard for her to relate to you in the same way that she would relate to a much younger guy.

I think you need to become better at pleasing the ladies sexually, as you get older. Because in older age, you aren't as physically attractive anymore. Your only saving grace is what you can do with the lady, compared to a younger, less experienced guy.

I've recently read an interview of a young porn-star named Keisha Grey. She said that she prefers to do it with older guys, because they know what they are doing. She meant of course to say that older guys tend to be better in bed with a woman than younger guys are. But she was talking about older, experienced porn-studs in the porn-industry. These guys have far more experience than an average older guy has.

Older age doesn't necessarily make you better in bed with a woman, unless you pay attention to your experience and try learn from it to make it better for the lady every time. This is something older guys need to do to maintain their edge with much younger women. Or else it's not fun anymore, either for you or her.