First Time Bogota. Looking for fellow mongerers April to May
Hey guys,
First time poster here. I've got a trip booked to Bogota from all of April to all of May. I've been to Medellin before but that was to go see one girl and be with her so I didn't see anyone else in that time. This time, I'm going to go meet several girls I've been talking to with the expectations of sex (Threesomes and more), some with the expectations of being my guide and showing me around (which I hope ends with sex. Building rapport now), and I'm also interested in getting prepagos / escorts. I'll be doing sight seeing and meeting people too since I won't spend two months of just straight fucking, LOL.
I've got an Airbnb in Chapinero Central on a really high floor that allows guests. Apparently it's near everything so good spot. I specifically read one of the reviews mentioned that guests were not a problem at all so I hit the host up and he was a relatively young dude (more open to allowing visitors for guests as opposed to older hosts or women hosts. At least that's my thought process. So many Airbnb's are antiguest and it's really to ward off anyone from having sex with normal girls and escorts). I emphasized that first and foremost, I needed guests / visitors to my apartment to be okay and he said no problem at all, just take care of the apartment. So I think I'm in the clear to bring back girls, escorts or not, to my place.
Anyways, I'm in my 20's, Hispanic and look it, speak Spanish pretty well which allows me to talk to these girls very easily, college graduate, and am decently attractive. Slightly overweight but you wouldn't know it from just seeing me. I'm in the process of losing weight for this trip anyways. I'm down to meetup with any of you, talk, shoot the shit, and am overall, looking for someone to show me how to navigate prepagos and all that good stuff and have a good time. We can go out and hang out and do mongering together or whatever. Just looking to make these two months extremely memorable with some Colombian and Venezuelan beauties. I don't give a fuck about your age or anything, just be cool and normal and we'll get along just fine.
A Week in Santa Fe Part 2 (conclusion)
This is the concluding chapter in my two part post detailing my week in Santa Fe.
[B] To restate, the main goal here was to determine the viability of Santa Fe for uncovered options specifically and as a location worth considering generally. [/B]
During week (s) long sex benders many things become a blur but I will try to retrieve some more relevant details from the fog of war. First I should state I've been somewhat sidetracked in my investigations (as often occurs) by the 18 yr old spinner Vennie who I've been seeing daily in addition to my other field work. It turns out she lives with her family (mother and younger brothers) literally a block away from me and so the convenience and established standard of service has been hard to refuse. At this point we've established a 1. 5 hour session with BBFS and CIM (finally) for 150 mil pesos. I get the feeling the mother sends her over when they need grocery money.
An unfortunate rato in one of the south end hotels ended after five minutes once I determined the girl had a terrible attitude- something I should've sensed on the street but was too eager to get my wad out. The deal was for 40 mil + 40 mil uncovered BJ. I offered her a kill fee of 40 which she refused saying it was my fault, not hers, as she was willing to continue, threatening to involve the police if she was not paid in full. It's hard to say exactly what's fair in a situation like this but I ended up giving her 70 mil and got out of there.
Bad experiences like this are often useful because they temper your decision making in the heat of the moment. Santa Fe may be full of a variety of tempting ladies, but you should keep in mind that not all of them are going to be positive experiences no matter how they look, and sometimes the best thing to do is refrain from pulling the trigger. I feel like if nothing else, it's fun to just circle the block a few times and soak it all in. Be very aware of the vibes the girl is giving off- but ultimately it's only in the room where you will really know what she will be like. As another poster has stated, start small with 15-20 minute transactions in order to mitigate this risk. Sometimes the most enthusiastic girl is a dud who just wanted to get paid, and the quiet shy ones are total freaks- there's really no way to know until you try.
A consensus seems to be building here that the best two clubs are Troya and Fiebre- these are also the two cubs most often full inside, and without annoying touts trying to herd you in- surely there is a correlation. Of the remaining, Atunes and Paisa are sometimes passable, Venus and California are pathetic. I'm sure there are a couple I'm forgetting. One of the primary differences I've noticed is that where you can find vernal spinners and flaca Vennies quite easily on the streets, the club girls are generally much thicker with fake body parts. If you like this sort of thing, that should be a draw- personally this is not my jam. Another distinction is uncovered service and pricing. Club girls seem less likely to agree to anything uncovered, and seem to have a higher standard rato of 60 mil or 70 mil to start. To summarize, if you like big fake tits and don't mind covered sex- you will love the clubs- the quality is easily what you would find at Gustos in Medellin at a mere fraction of the price and none of the terrible attitude.
Given this, my club experiences were not fantastic and not terribly memorable. One girl at Troya offered me a 40 mil rato plus 40 mil for uncovered service and actually gave a quite enthusiastic performance but I realized in the room that she was just too thick for me to get excited. I really admire you guys that can get rock hard every time the wind blows- as I get older I get pickier and more fussy and everything needs to be perfectly aligned. She had fantastic tits, however, and it was great sucking on those and making out with her.
Another stacked Paisa beauty at Fiebre (best looking girls are at this club IMO), offered a 60 mil rato plus 60 mil uncovered BJ, COF. This experience was much better- this girl's face was beautiful, and it was a joy dumping a load on her cheek- but still there was something lacking, no real connection and a mechanical feel.
So what are my thoughts after a week in SF? I think there are a few categories to consider.
[B] Cost: [/B]
This has hands down been the cheapest sex vacation I've ever had, getting CIM for approx $25, and BBFS for $50 is hard to do outside of Asia. If you're looking for an inexpensive location- I think it's hard to beat SF in the Western Hemisphere. Centro in Medellin might be comparable, but I think SF has it bested by a narrow margin.
[B] Service: [/B]
Unlike previous trips, I successfully cracked the "uncovered" service code and was able to find what I needed. Mostly this just involved more extensive canvasing of the area, which after you lose the timidity and initial fear becomes easier. That being said- these short impersonal ratos are not always the best time. The 15-20 minute window feels so rushed, and it's hard to get excited about being guy number 5 out of 10 for the night. Once the initial thrill of the first few days, it becomes a bit dreary. If you are regular dude, and not a priapic pornstar with a 4 girl a day pro forma appetite, it can be hard to stay excited by this scene. Mongers familiar with Brazilian levels of service will ultimately be disappointed. Club girls are a notch higher than street girls in terms of service, but if you are looking for GFE, good luck. Not happening in SF. I will however repeat- SF clubs are amazing if you like cheap, quick covered sex with sometimes pretty girls with big fake tits, but really not great for mongers with other tastes or needs.
[B] Ambiance: [/B]
The place is a shit-hole. After a week of slinking around on the potholed, chaotic and filthy streets, I have little desire to return knowing that beautiful locations like Copacabana exist. Add to that Bogota is cold and wet and there isn't really much else to do- the overall ambience is lacking. As previously mentioned, one of the main hazards of the area are the unemployed and shiftless Venezuelan boys and young men who mill around SF making trouble. Staying in an Airbnb close by was convenient in a sense, but I needed to walk a bit to Downtown or Carrera 7 before anything resembled civilization.
[B] Summary: [/B]
Santa Fe is a one of a kind experience that is probably best in small doses of 3 days. Land on a Thursday, and exit on a Sunday and you should be fine. Longer stay mongers could create a balanced sex diet in Bogota by rotating between Santa Fe, Chapinero casas, upscale Chico area clubs, SA and Tinder. Since I'm not a huge fan of any of the latter options, I'm coming to the conclusion that I am not a huge fan of Bogota generally. The best luck here seems to be had by mongers willing to do the hard work of establishing SA connections- but even that seems hit and miss from what I can gather. Basic Spanish is a must.
I'm not sure I will return anytime soon- but hopefully these two trip reports have been somewhat illuminating to those of you sitting on the fence. It's always fun doing this kind of research, looking forward to more field work this summer in SEA.
