Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Went there twice with Paul Kausch, have to say the place is amazing, huge interior and some very good food. A girl caught my eye the first visit but was taken before we had the chance to finish our meal. So we went back on a slow Monday and luckily she was there. Unfortunately the mamasan ruined the visit, she came over and asked who we liked so I pointed out the girl I liked. Before I could stop her she had the girl sitting next to us, well before our huge meal came out. The plan was to relax, eat dinner and enjoy the atmosphere and then partake, I'm guessing the mamasan wanted another sales in her book. The girl was smoking hot and could speak some english, which Paul said is an uncommon occurrence. Mamasan said I had 15 minutes to chat with the girl, then when the 15 minutues passed she extended it to 20 since we still had tons of food. It was then she tried pushing the booking, confrontation arose and she's saying how valuable the girls time is even though there was only a handful of guys browsing. So she grabs the girls arm, pulls her off the couch and as the girl starts walking, gives the girl a push.

I like my fantasy that the girls are treated well, don't like it ruined by a pushy mamasan. I'm a pretty calm guy but when my buttons are pushed, I can let the anger simmer. I'm also a pretty big guy and enjoy a good dinner, which I didn't even bother to finish. If it wasn't for Paul calming things down I might have said a few choice words to the biatch. There were some really really hot girls in the lineups we saw both days but I'm not about to give that mamasan any of my money. The staff in charge of the food and drinks were fantastic, the mamasan that we talked too let down the entire experience.

Breadman, I feel your pain. I hate interfering Mamasans too:

The old hag in Crazy House ruined it for me one night. There I was chatting and getting acquainted with a very attractive young girl in CH. Now let it be said that I am a paying customer who has barfined many girls out of CH and the Mamasan knew it. She knew me! So the girl and I are getting along. I had bought us a round of drinks. She was sitting on my lap massaging my dick with her ass and my hands were wrapped underneath her bath robe around her beautiful round breasts. Then the Mamasan came by and abruptly asked if I was going to barfine the girl. I said something like, I am thinking about it, but I want to take my time. Let me talk to her (the girl) alone. The mamasan suddenly shouted out a sharp command and the girl obediently got up and walked away without even a look back at me. I was astonished and at a loss at first. Then I WAS PISSED OFF! and said "What the Fuck" a couple of times out loud so the mamasan could hear me, but I kept my cool after that. I could see the girl was now sitting quietly alone by herself over in the corner. She was too embarrassed to look my way for more than a second or two. I asked for my tab, paid it and walked over to Baccara. What BS.

I did not go back to CH for over a week and I only went back because my regular girl there had Line chatted me asking me where I was and also that she missed me. I was beginning to miss her too, so I went back that night to hook up with Apple. I saw the young cutie I had been romancing the week before and gave her a forlorn "What Happened" look. She acknowledged it plaintively. She was dancing topless on stage and I reconfirmed to myself that She was HOT! Oh well. I never got around to talking to her again on this trip because Apple took up most of my CH time. Apple is a great gal and she loves to party. The mamasan saw me playing around with Apple on several of these subsequent occasions, drinking Tequila shots, licking lime off Apple's nipples, ect... and barfining her. I always gave the mamasan a cold look and she kept her distance. We have a truce in effect and she won't be getting any drink tips from me in the foreseeable future. LOL. But at the same time, I am not going to go to war with her either because I do like the CH girls and plan to go back. I still think CH is a very good Go Go. My advice here is to have as little as possible to do with the mamasan there. She is a bad one.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1721286]I got Ice (from Candy massage)'s contact info and LINE during our last session.

Last night, just before I headed to bed, she LINEd me with messages such as "No customers today", "I want you", and other nasty things. Despite being ready for bed and working this morning, I could not resist this siren's call and gave her directions to my apartment.

A passionate fuck followed after she settled in. I woke her up around 4 am For another shag and then a last one around 7. 30 before we got up. Need to do this overnight stuff more often (with girls I have good chemistry with, of course). It's a different dynamic than in the shops. Ice was much less PSE than normal but more GFE. Good times.[/QUOTE]What were the damages Bro.

BR.

LD.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1723022]Breadman, I feel your pain. I hate interfering Mamasans too:

The old hag in Crazy House ruined it for me one night. [/QUOTE]The Mamasan in Crazy House is well known for her over the top bitchy attitude. I have even witnessed some of her BS myself and I have only been to that bar few times. One of the girls there told she is leaving CH and switching to another bar on Soi Cowboy because of the Mamasan.

[QUOTE=Breadman;1723003]Went there twice with Paul Kausch, have to say the place is amazing, huge interior and some very good food. A girl caught my eye the first visit but was taken before we had the chance to finish our meal. So we went back on a slow Monday and luckily she was there. Unfortunately the mamasan ruined the visit, she came over and asked who we liked so I pointed out the girl I liked. Before I could stop her she had the girl sitting next to us, well before our huge meal came out. The plan was to relax, eat dinner and enjoy the atmosphere and then partake, I'm guessing the mamasan wanted another sales in her book. The girl was smoking hot and could speak some english, which Paul said is an uncommon occurrence. Mamasan said I had 15 minutes to chat with the girl, then when the 15 minutues passed she extended it to 20 since we still had tons of food. It was then she tried pushing the booking, confrontation arose and she's saying how valuable the girls time is even though there was only a handful of guys browsing. So she grabs the girls arm, pulls her off the couch and as the girl starts walking, gives the girl a push.

I like my fantasy that the girls are treated well, don't like it ruined by a pushy mamasan. I'm a pretty calm guy but when my buttons are pushed, I can let the anger simmer. I'm also a pretty big guy and enjoy a good dinner, which I didn't even bother to finish. If it wasn't for Paul calming things down I might have said a few choice words to the biatch. There were some really really hot girls in the lineups we saw both days but I'm not about to give that mamasan any of my money. The staff in charge of the food and drinks were fantastic, the mamasan that we talked too let down the entire experience.[/QUOTE]I only visited soapies in the daytime. Is it common that you can buy food at those places during the evening?

[QUOTE=LambuDada;1723040]What were the damages Bro.

BR.

LD.[/QUOTE]She left it up to me. I gave her 3000 cash for the night and paid for her transportation both ways and food and drinks from 7/11.

No idea if I underpaid or overpaid as I don't do the overnight thing.

[QUOTE=MerZues;1723115]The Mamasan in Crazy House is well known for her over the top bitchy attitude. I have even witnessed some of her BS myself and I have only been to that bar few times. One of the girls there told she is leaving CH and switching to another bar on Soi Cowboy because of the Mamasan.[/QUOTE]I agree, its not unusual for her to ask newbies (I wonder how she spots them) to pay the bar tab, bar fine (which are fine) and the girls portion of the ST / LT in advance of leaving the bar. First time I went there I was taken aback by the order to pay up first (the attitude was definitely not endearing). Thankfully, I had decided to bar fine and well let's say I did not have enough to cash to pay for everything in advance (always carry limited cash around). I could pay for only the drinks and the bar fine, after several minutes of brain storming she agreed to let me go with the girl and the girl was instructed in Thai to collect the funds upon entry into the room and I was made to give an oral undertaking that I will handover the funds to the girls as soon as we get to the room, seemed like we were in the final stages of negotiating a contract.

The girl was Lao and she was a nice girl who didn't really heed the mama's advice once we came back to the room, that earned her a tip.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1721286]I got Ice (from Candy massage)'s contact info and LINE during our last session.

Last night, just before I headed to bed, she LINEd me with messages such as "No customers today", "I want you", and other nasty things. Despite being ready for bed and working this morning, I could not resist this siren's call and gave her directions to my apartment.

A passionate fuck followed after she settled in. I woke her up around 4 am For another shag and then a last one around 7. 30 before we got up. Need to do this overnight stuff more often (with girls I have good chemistry with, of course). It's a different dynamic than in the shops. Ice was much less PSE than normal but more GFE. Good times.[/QUOTE]Hi Kuratia,

I am a regular customer of Ice / Lisa for a long time. Is it possible to message me her LINE ID? (you can take permission from her first if you feel uncomfortable doing so, tell her that I am Jackie from Nepal).

Thanks

[QUOTE=Undercoverh;1722493]Sad to say Nataree is a hit and miss with the sideliners. I only take a sideliner after I have sat for awhile had a soft drink and watched the girls. I only pick girls that look at me and smile, then I talk to them. I tell papa to explain to her I want good GFE service and can she do that. If no or she has an attitude about it, I keep looking. Also, sad to write that most soapies. Do not have hot girls. The soapies are older women but not hot and young. Hot and young girls will be sideliners who get paid more and do less work. Hot girls know they are hot and like most hot girls, have an attitude. Annies still give good soapie service, but the girls are not hot and they are older. Another sad point, Thai guys get better service then the sex tourist at MP. A few times, many years ago, I went with Thai guys to the MP, to select sideliners, they sad with the girls, talked to them, played with them, and told them I was a good business associate and to treat me good, and the girl did. But I almost never get the same service since. I will give Victoria secret a try they had hot girls doing soapy many years ago, do not know if it is still the same. MP in Bangkok are changing, higher prices and less service, unless you arr Thai or high roller Korean or Japaneses. Western men are no longer the Thai girl dream guy. Thus service is not that good from young hot girls like it was 10 years ago. Of course, this just my thoughts on the subject and another may have a different experience at a MP. Also, i notice i get a little bit better service when i go to MP from work, wearing a pinstripe pants and dress shirt, nice wingtip shoes, etc compared to when i go in shorts and flip flops. Thus, it is better to look like a business man with money then a sex tourist on a budget. The MP girls are not dump, they know the tip will be bigger from a well to do business man compared to a sex tourist on a budget. They make this determination based on how the customer dress. It is all about the first impression and the girl decides the level of service she will provide. This is just my observation after being in Thailand for 17 years. I actually like sideliner girls and not fishbowl because i can see the sideliner up close and she can see me and we can talk. The last time i was in Nataree, i had fairly good service from a sideliner, but she was not the most hot girl there. However she was pretty and she smiled alot with me and she told me she would be good with me. In return, i told her if thus was true, i would tip her. She performed good and i tipped her 300b. It is all about money with these young sideline hookers. The old idea of mp girls giving good service because they like you or they think it is their job duty is a thing of the past in BKK.[/QUOTE]This issue of good service when well dressed applies to everywhere in thailand whether you go to a restaurant, nightclub, bar, retailer, etc. I am lucky in the sense that I always like to be always dressed in a fitting shirt, dress pants and loafers whether I go to a Louis Vuitton or Soi Cowboy. (unless I am at the beach of course! My advice is too always dress like you are successful!

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1723208]I agree, its not unusual for her to ask newbies (I wonder how she spots them) to pay the bar tab, bar fine (which are fine) and the girls portion of the ST / LT in advance of leaving the bar. First time I went there I was taken aback by the order to pay up first (the attitude was definitely not endearing). Thankfully, I had decided to bar fine and well let's say I did not have enough to cash to pay for everything in advance (always carry limited cash around). I could pay for only the drinks and the bar fine, after several minutes of brain storming she agreed to let me go with the girl and the girl was instructed in Thai to collect the funds upon entry into the room and I was made to give an oral undertaking that I will handover the funds to the girls as soon as we get to the room, seemed like we were in the final stages of negotiating a contract.

The girl was Lao and she was a nice girl who didn't really heed the mama's advice once we came back to the room, that earned her a tip.[/QUOTE]There is more than one mamasan, so try to avoid the bitchy one. She tried it on me once when I was unknown at the bar, but I refused to pay in advance. The girl still decided to go with me anyway. Since being well known there, I have no further problems. Mostly girls don't even discuss the price with me anymore. So reputation of being okay Is enough.

Newbie girls can occasionally be very adamant that guy should pay first, as well. There are reasons, like some guys believe they do not have to pay if they did not like the service, or decide to reduce the amount, or just decide they don't have enough money to pay. Cheating customers exist, with certain nationalities being typecast in this role, perhaps unfairly.

On the other hand, its a bad idea to give the girl the money first, since then she could make a run for it at the slightest opportunity. One CH girl told me that girls making a run for it after getting the money too early, has been known to happen. E. g. Guy takes to out to eat first and she disappears when he is in the toilet. LOL.

Anyway I recommend CH for good looking girls but not necessarily for barfining them. Only a small percentage really perform great so you have to really try to guess which ones they are. Hint: No. 57 (or was it 58? Noi) and 91 are very good on the bed for me. Some of the most pretty are not that great. Some I did not try yet. I would like to try No. 4 (very small tits but sexy)

I have become a big fan of Analisa massage over the past year or so, even though most girls don't do sex, the service I've received there is always top notch. The girls always give you the allotted time and are well trained and very skilled at getting you to that point were you about to cum then keeping you there for some time.

Typically when I go I opt for the prostate massage, which is a very sensual massage followed by a handjob with a finger up your ass. Considering I've always had an anal fetish, love getting rimmed etc, this usually really excites me.

So today I decided to try something I've never done before, toys. I choose Meena as I've always had a good history with her. She is small and petite, always smiling and joking and delightful to be around. The massage went as usual very sensual with a lot of attention paid to my balls and asshole. Again these girls really get you to that special place and hold you there without sending you over. There was one point where I was on all fours with her behind me stroking my well oiled cock while playing with my balls and ass, perfect.

Now came the big event, the dildo. First she started with one finger to loosen me up, then two, then three. Finally she tried with the dildo, wow pain pain pain, totally not how I imagined it. I tried to relax and let her try a few more times but my body was not having it, it just hurt. At that point I really had no desire to keep trying. So she just went one finger and stroked me till I released a fountain of cum.

All in all not bad, glad I could say I tried it but probably never again. Damage was 2200 for 90 minutes, which is a little steep considering no sex but I chalked it up to it being a specialty service, one time thing, that you can't get in most places.

If anything I have a new found respect for girls who do A+ and won't feel annoyed or put off if they are not in the mood for it on a particular day / session.

Does anyone know where I can get a bareback Cameltoe slide?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Egb5811;1723408]I have become a big fan of Analisa massage over the past year or so, even though most girls don't do sex, the service I've received there is always top notch. The girls always give you the allotted time and are well trained and very skilled at getting you to that point were you about to cum then keeping you there for some time.

Typically when I go I opt for the prostate massage, which is a very sensual massage followed by a handjob with a finger up your ass. Considering I've always had an anal fetish, love getting rimmed etc, this usually really excites me.

So today I decided to try something I've never done before, toys. I choose Meena as I've always had a good history with her. She is small and petite, always smiling and joking and delightful to be around. The massage went as usual very sensual with a lot of attention paid to my balls and asshole. Again these girls really get you to that special place and hold you there without sending you over. There was one point where I was on all fours with her behind me stroking my well oiled cock while playing with my balls and ass, perfect.

Now came the big event, the dildo...[/QUOTE]This is my kind of pleasure dome, repeatedly taking you to the limit and then easing back. Don't get me wrong I enjoy my orgasms but after I pop that's it for at least 2 or three hours and so a slow sensual build, the longer the better can be as if not more satisfying. Been reading about prostate massage and the internal orgasm, intend next trip checking out whether it exists or not. Analisa seems like a good place to start.

Other than myself yesterday, I was told that Candy Massage has gotten no customers at all for the last three or four days.

So just a shout out for that establishment that the girls there are nice and horny and will sure to be well appreciative to forthcoming customers.

[QUOTE=Kuratla;1723947]Other than myself yesterday, I was told that Candy Massage has gotten no customers at all for the last three or four days.

So just a shout out for that establishment that the girls there are nice and horny and will sure to be well appreciative to forthcoming customers.[/QUOTE]Where is that place? Is there anything special about it (like multiple pops or A+ like in Tulip / Snow White), or is it just another run of the mill one-shot "massage" parlor? How was your experience, what are the price levels?