Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn.

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.

What! Is this the way you mind your sheep.

Under the haycock fast asleep?

Massage and fuck for 1200. We all have free access to ThaiFriendly wherever we are at in the world. My specks are females, 18-29,50 kg max. Why isn't anyone sending girls my way if they think she's worth a fuck. If you like her, and want Monkeypaw to do a test run and I approve of her looks, you get a free review of the girl. Folks on here are quiet as mice. End of the world, what else is there to do but share?

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2461010]I was bored at around midnight. Hit her up on ThaiFriendly. She was broke. We bumped. It was raining a bit. Drizzling outside while I drizzled inside all over her ass. Rubbed that natural milky lotion all over her skin. She didn't like that. Oh well, 1200 made her pretend pretty well.

It's raining, it's pouring.

The old man is snoring.

He bumped his head and went to bed.

And he couldn't get up in the morning.

P.S. Covid Is just an excuse, so not have to admit dependency on foreign money for survival.[/QUOTE]She's looking so nice. Can you give me her Line or Whasapp? Or Facebook please. I'll share my girls with you if you want. Did you fuck her bareback?

She works at a 5 Star hotel. Tonight she was a porn star. So she talks a lot because she's a guest relations manager. Best thing about her BJ was the 10 minutes of silence.

Twinkle twinkle little star.

How I wonder what you are.

Up above the world so high.

Like a diamond in the sky.

Twinkle twinkle little star.

How I wonder what you are.

[QUOTE=Gilolo;2462113]She's looking so nice. Can you give me her Line or Whasapp? Or Facebook please. I'll share my girls with you if you want. Did you fuck her bareback?[/QUOTE]Not sure. Need to see your cards. So far I have not been impressed, even with my own selections. I come from way much better than this. Pretend I am an alien from outer space, occupying this human body. And people have been showing me what they like to do, eat, and fuck? I just shake my head on this strange body I have taken over.

It rained on the first night the bars opened. So I kept myself busy with a little spinner who goes deep.

Spinning top,

Never stop!

Keep on whirling.

Keep on twirling.

Round, round,

On the ground.

Spinning, spinning, oh!

While you spin around and 'round.

Whirling, twirling, on the ground.

Spinning top,

Never stop!

Spinning, spinning, oh!

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2463038]It rained on the first night the bars opened. So I kept myself busy with a little spinner who goes deep.

Spinning top,

Never stop!

Keep on whirling.

Keep on twirling.

Round, round,

On the ground.

Spinning, spinning, oh!

While you spin around and 'round.

Whirling, twirling, on the ground.

Spinning top,

Never stop!

Spinning, spinning, oh![/QUOTE]Monkey Ass.

You have sunk to a new low covertly filming girls.

A real crass act.

[QUOTE=RobJones;2465264]Monkey Ass.

You have sunk to a new low covertly filming girls.

A real crass act.[/QUOTE]Covert filming is crass, but sharing it on a public forum with the girl's face visible (while you edit out your own face) is way worse.

There I go, joining the moralizing *****monger brigade.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2465545]Covert filming is crass, but sharing it on a public forum with the girl's face visible (while you edit out your own face) is way worse.

There I go, joining the moralizing *****monger brigade.[/QUOTE]Our hobby is not the most savoring but keeping some respect is not that hard. At best this guy hides under a baseball cap with the visor down so obviously his ignominy is far more important then anyone else's.

[QUOTE=RobJones;2465620]Our hobby is not the most savoring but keeping some respect is not that hard. At best this guy hides under a baseball cap with the visor down so obviously his ignominy is far more important then anyone else's.[/QUOTE]Do you mean you prefer to see all the faces hidden?

As far as I know, he is not avoiding anyone. Other board members know him. He already told us how he can be recognized and it is not that hard.

One Last Pattaya Round Up.

LK Metro: Most bars are opened, but the only GoGo bars are Lady Love and Crystal Club. Plenty of girls not a lot of customers. Girls still meh in terms of looks. Nothing for me here. 555.

Walking Street: 70% of businesses still closed. Ibar is okay, but Insomnia is closed. 808 is full (but I don't like) and Lucifer is empty. The only GoGo bars open are Doll House, Windmill, Coco, Glass House, Pacha, Annabel, Bliss, Palace, Tantra, Pin Up, Moon Club. The two best and the only ones worth a damn are Palace and Pin Up. Drink prices are up at both (and all bars), but barfines have dropped 600/1500 coyote / model at Palace with only 40-50 girls showing up for work. Pin Up is 1000/1500 coyote / model, but has 100-120 girls working. But there is only a handful of new GoGo bar model girls that I am willing to bang.

Soi 6: 80% of bars are opened with Dolls as only GoGo bar. Only few bars girls wear the sexy revealing outfits anymore. Too much hiding of the bodies going on with them dressing like they hitting up the mall. That shit scares me. Still lots of girls, not sure if I want to play the guess what's beneath these clothes game with them.

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2465141]Thank you for giving us a little hope in all these gloomy perspectives. We really need it.

But may I ask you a question? Who is this mysterious MonkeyPaw you talk about all the time?[/QUOTE]Do a quick Google search of "Monkeypaw" and you come up with Monkeypaw Productions. The media company is known for producing the horror films "Get Out (2017)" and "Us (2019). " I chose this handle and joined ISG way way back before these movies came out. But you asked, "who is the mysterious Monkeypaw?" There is your first clue, plus I will point out some more that's on ISG. See if you can figure it out with Google. 555.

1. Get Out and Us.

2. My favorite color is blue (I say this over and over).

3. In the Bangkok Reports, the screen name MichaelSamael (split the names and you will get the names of two different what?

4. #48263 Bangkok Report is titled "Star of Light".

5. ACRONYM left behind with my posts.

The Magic Number 555.

Crazy thing is back in April of 2019, Monkeypaw posted on social media, a photo of the oil painting called "Triumph of Death" by Pieter Bruegel the Elder with the below captions, "The end is near. " Historians believe the painting to be a moral statement about the spread of disease, death, and chaos due to the great plagues that had swept through Europe during that era. For awhile now and even way before the first case of COIVID-19, I told many of the folks around me including a few ISG members to travel and do what's left on the bucket list before all this. Is Monkeypaw able to speak the future or is the future spoken through me?

I told them all to come to Thailand for the end of the world. Anybody figure out why Thailand and Pattaya is so COVID-19 free? There is no social distancing, partying continues, masks are unworn, social gatherings everywhere, and rules are constantly being broken. But yet, hospitalizations and infection numbers are null. Nobody is sick. Is it because Monkeypaw is here? Is it that "aura" that follows me wherever I go? I may be home and safe, where I wait patiently and enjoy the rest of time banging girls and getting massages before it kicks off. It's just too bad there is no competition or weekend warriors to mess with. This is too easy.

The infamous number 555 and what it actually means. You see this all the time in Thailand and hahaha comes to mind. However, a quick Google search of the terms "meaning of 555" comes up with, "number 5 is a powerful number in many forms of divine reading. 5 represents freedom, exploration, travel, (which I have been doing the last 5 years as a nomad) and change. *555* is a triple of the number 5 indicating which amplifies power 555 indicates that a change is coming. " Take heed the previous sentence that an even "bigger" change is coming, more so than the change that is already taken place with COVID-19. And don't think of it as the end. It's better you just see it as a new beginning. But even I can't guarantee you a spot in this future.

555 is where it ends.

P.S. Can't fake the enjoyment that only Monkeylove can give you.

Haha, that's a great photo series. My favorite yet. You have really got the angle down and the screen grabs perfect on the O face. Personally I always thought that was one of the best porn angles, the expression on the girl's face while getting it doggy. Some extra occasional tits for balance and who can ask for me. I miss the mirrors around the rooms in Bangkok rooms, but giving it to her spoon you can normally get the same expression and be able to see it without the mirror.

Keep up the good photo work, I see real promise in that work.

BTW, the reference for my name was actually from the character in the La Femme Nikita movies and films. And it also worked as a name I could in real life when needing anonymity.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2466313]One Last Pattaya Round Up.

LK Metro: Most bars are opened, but the only GoGo bars are Lady Love and Crystal Club. Plenty of girls not a lot of customers. Girls still meh in terms of looks. Nothing for me here. 555.

Walking Street: 70% of businesses still closed. Ibar is okay, but Insomnia is closed. 808 is full (but I don't like) and Lucifer is empty. The only GoGo bars open are Doll House, Windmill, Coco, Glass House, Pacha, Annabel, Bliss, Palace, Tantra, Pin Up, Moon Club. The two best and the only ones worth a damn are Palace and Pin Up. Drink prices are up at both (and all bars), but barfines have dropped 600/1500 coyote / model at Palace with only 40-50 girls showing up for work. Pin Up is 1000/1500 coyote / model, but has 100-120 girls working. But there is only a handful of new GoGo bar model girls that I am willing to bang.

Soi 6: 80% of bars are opened with Dolls as only GoGo bar. Only few bars girls wear the sexy revealing outfits anymore. Too much hiding of the bodies going on with them dressing like they hitting up the mall. That shit scares me. Still lots of girls, not sure if I want to play the guess what's beneath these clothes game with them.

Do a quick Google search of "Monkeypaw" and you come up with Monkeypaw Productions. The media company is known for producing the horror films "Get Out (2017)" and "Us (2019). " I chose this handle and joined ISG way way back before these movies came out. But you asked, "who is the mysterious Monkeypaw?" There is your first clue, plus I will point out some more that's on ISG. See if you can figure it out with Google. 555.

1. Get Out and Us.

2. My favorite color is blue (I say this over and over).

3. In the Bangkok Reports, the screen name MichaelSamael (split the names and you will get the names of two different what?

4. #48263 Bangkok Report is titled "Star of Light".

5. ACRONYM left behind with my posts.

The Magic Number 555.

Crazy thing is back in April of 2019, Monkeypaw posted on social media, a photo of the oil painting called "Triumph of Death" by Pieter Bruegel the Elder with the below captions, "The end is near. " Historians believe the painting to be a moral statement about the spread of disease, death, and chaos due to the great plagues that had swept through Europe during that era. For awhile now and even way before the first case of COIVID-19, I told many of the folks around me including a few ISG members to travel and do what's left on the bucket list before all this. Is Monkeypaw able to speak the future or is the future spoken through me?

I told them all to come to Thailand for the end of the world. Anybody figure out why Thailand and Pattaya is so COVID-19 free? There is no social distancing, partying continues, masks are unworn, social gatherings everywhere, and rules are constantly being broken. But yet, hospitalizations and infection numbers are null. Nobody is sick. Is it because Monkeypaw is here? Is it that "aura" that follows me wherever I go? I may be home and safe, where I wait patiently and enjoy the rest of time banging girls and getting massages before it kicks off. It's just too bad there is no competition or weekend warriors to mess with. This is too easy.

The infamous number 555 and what it actually means. You see this all the time in Thailand and hahaha comes to mind. However, a quick Google search of the terms "meaning of 555" comes up with, "number 5 is a powerful number in many forms of divine reading. 5 represents freedom, exploration, travel, (which I have been doing the last 5 years as a nomad) and change. *555* is a triple of the number 5 indicating which amplifies power 555 indicates that a change is coming. " Take heed the previous sentence that an even "bigger" change is coming, more so than the change that is already taken place with COVID-19. And don't think of it as the end. It's better you just see it as a new beginning. But even I can't guarantee you a spot in this future.

555 is where it ends.

P.S. Can't fake the enjoyment that only Monkeylove can give you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2466313]Do a quick Google search of "Monkeypaw" and you come up with Monkeypaw Productions. The media company is known for producing the horror films "Get Out (2017)" and "Us (2019). " I chose this handle and joined ISG way way back before these movies came out.[/QUOTE]I always thought of the W. W. Jacobs story "The Monkey's Paw" that I had to read in high school.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2466313]Drink prices are up at both (and all bars), but barfines have dropped 600/1500 coyote / model at Palace with only 40-50 girls showing up for work. Pin Up is 1000/1500 coyote / model, but has 100-120 girls working. [/QUOTE]I find it surprising that barfines have dropped. That certainly goes against Thai norm.

Do you still have to wear a mask in Thailand? If so, are masks abolished inside gogo bars? Can't DFK with a mask on!

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2466605]Do you still have to wear a mask in Thailand? If so, are masks abolished inside gogo bars? Can't DFK with a mask on![/QUOTE]You only really have to wear a mask like inside of the grocery store. Most other places that they check you at the door you can just take the mask off once you get inside. You still are supposed to scan or sign in to everywhere though, except bars I guess.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2466313]
I told them all to come to Thailand for the end of the world. Anybody figure out why Thailand and Pattaya is so COVID-19 free? There is no social distancing, partying continues, masks are unworn, social gatherings everywhere, and rules are constantly being broken. But yet, hospitalizations and infection numbers are null. Nobody is sick. Is it because Monkeypaw is here? Is it that "aura" that follows me wherever I go? [/QUOTE]Go to Florida and join in the partying, no social distancing, no mask, social gatherings everywhere and see if that aura follows you there too.