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I hope that you and your boys are experienced travelers AND fluent in Spanish. If not, you may be in for some big problems in MDE. You say that you have never been here(I am writing this from an Internet cafe in MDE centro) before. This is about my 6th time here in the last two years, and I live in CTG. I still tread very lightly here.
MDE is a great place if you know the area.
For beginners, go to CTG Laguito or Bocagrande.
Tom 33; Your mission is if you chose to accept it, is show me to the land of 40K to 60K Short Time!
Tom as luck would have it my novia will be in town a day after me, she has an appointment she can't break away from of couse I voiced how
disappointed I was and how it would not be the same without her!
Tom I have 200K that says your the man, do not let me down por favor LOL!
yep ... bunch of drunk bachelor party guys in Medellin ... hmmm. Cartagena much better place for that ... easy.
Ricker,please don't send them to Cartagena,Laguito(gringo gulch).It's already got to many gringo's.Let them stay in the Gringo Mansion,they might stand a chance there!Can someone film this?LOL.
You are on.
Fly: read my post in the MDE section. Do not fuck around in MDE.
Tom 33 Cool at 200K that's two for me and two for you and a big bottle of rum to boot! Think UI'll bring a bottle of Cabo Wabo with me introduce some chicas to some fine sipping Tequila!
My flight gets in around 15:30 so I'll give you a call aroun 6 or so!
[QUOTE=Tom 33]You are on.
Fly: read my post in the MDE section. Do not fuck around in MDE.[/QUOTE]
I just returned from my second trip to Cartagena in a few years. The city was my first stop on my first trip to Colombia a few years ago and I recall enjoying myself. Since that time I have come to know Medellin very well, and been spoiled by it, and on this second trip I could not stand Cartagena.
My main beef is with the touts, many of whom I would have shot in the knee caps if I had been armed. They completely ruin daytime activities in the city for me, as there is almost nowhere you can go where some persistent asshole isn't trying to sell you a T-shirt, bracelets, emeralds, fake rolex watches, etc. The taxi drivers also tend towards the shifty side, and even my hotel (San Martin) made a 200,000 peso "mistake" on my bill which I spent 20 minutes fighting with them over.
As for mongering, I did check out LDV and the selection was about as good as I remember it. No need to elaborate more on that place. More interestingly, I met a 19-year-old redhead (with freckled and everything) in the plaza in front of Tu Candela, who has about the best body I have ever seen in my life! Perfect large firm natural breasts, perky round ass, flat tight stomach-- I mean 15 on a scale of 1 to 10. When she quoted my 150,000 for a short time, I didn't even blink and took her right back to the hotel. Service was good, a little pro but friendly.
Also, I went to get a massage at a legitimate salon inside the Hotel Dorado in Bocagrande and was delighted to get a fantastic happy ending with a little BBBJ thrown in. The woman who gave the massage (which was excellent!) was a little older, but her experience showed with the HJ. If you want to check this place out, go to the Hotel Dorado Peluqueria/Salon and ask for Vicky.
Last night I was back in Medellin and a girl I was with left her nice new leather bag in the back of a taxi. Half an hour later the taxi driver showed back up after discovering the bag. My girl was delighted, and so was I. I turned to some guys at the bar and said "This is why I love Medellin, people like this."
Ok dudes,
let me know the 411. I have been to Cart 2 times and had a great time. where in General is the best place for mongering? Cart? Baranquilla? Bogota? or Medellin? where is best for regular girls? best for strip clubs? best for sw's? best for Brothels? thanks to all for any info. feel free to im me.
Al
Nice info on the massage, I may look into this on my next trip to CTG in late March. How much was the massage, and did you have to tip for the happy ending?
Thanks in advance!
Hit CTG last week and hooked up with TOM 33, and the man knows his shit! Not much to report but yes boys and girls you can get todo la noche at LDV for well under $150K! Stopped in there for a quick beer my first night out and the chicas where the hottest that I have ever seen, and I was not drunk yet!
The asking price was $300K, to make a long story short talked her down to $120 in less then 15 minutes then left had my novia waiting for me at the apt!
The ratio was like 3 to 1 so that or the fact that I refuse to pay and arm and a leg for punany might have been the reason for the reasonable price!
Took Tom 33's advice and booked thru Juan Ventura, kick ass APT with a bathtub, that's right boys and girls a f---ing bathtub in Colombia! Apt was $60 a night for me and my novia, it is unit 902 on Juan's web site, the pics do it no justice at all, it has everything except for chicas!
For you new guys coming to CTG and want to know the ins and outs of the city all you have to do is read TOM 33's post, not the most romantic or visual but his info is going to be 99% right on the money and if dude is only paying $40K or $50K for short time you should to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get to CTG have dinner get a call from TOM 33 he tells me he just had dinner 200 yards from where I was at, then he tells me he is in bed with two hot chicas just watching T.V., if I want to drop by, had my girl with me so I took a pass!
The next day I drop by Tom's apt and now he has 3 hot chicas in his APT, watching T.V. his novia and two of her friends!
The five of us go out to lunch, I have no money and Tom pays for us all! Anyhow go back to his APT and one of the chicas a big tit HARD body black chica tells Tom's novia that she wants to hook up with me! Check Please!
So I go back to my APT to get some money so I can pay TOM back for lunch, and invite the chica to walk with me, need I say more? Gave her a 50K tip and she wanted to stay with me all day long, but don't think the Novia would have been to happy with that so I sent her on her way!
One last thing about TOM 33, the cat is I think 57 looks ten years younger tho, really laid back mellow private dude. I've seen his post of chicas on this board and like I told him I was not impressed, then dude shows me TOM 33's private Chica collection, dudes collection can compete with any of the pics posted here 100% HOT! I asked TOM, dude why don't you post these chica's? He tells me LP I live here, enough said!
Again any new guys headed to CTG, just read TOM's post not glaorous because TOM is not out to impress anyone but his post are right on the money!
As I'm leaving CTG I see TOM 33 walking down the street with his Novia and two of her cousins headed to the beach lucky fucker!
[QUOTE=TheShadow2]Nice info on the massage, I may look into this on my next trip to CTG in late March. How much was the massage, and did you have to tip for the happy ending?
Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Shadow,
The massage was 50,000 for an hour and I did tip for the happy ending though I didn't think i needed to. I tell you, half the fun was not knowing whether or not the happy ending was even coming. getting a truly great massage was also fantastic of course.
SL
[QUOTE=Salsero Loco]I just returned from my second trip to Cartagena in a few years. The city was my first stop on my first trip to Colombia a few years ago and I recall enjoying myself. Since that time I have come to know Medellin very well, and been spoiled by it, and on this second trip I could not stand Cartagena.
My main beef is with the touts, many of whom I would have shot in the knee caps if I had been armed. They completely ruin daytime activities in the city for me, as there is almost nowhere you can go where some persistent asshole isn't trying to sell you a T-shirt, bracelets, emeralds, fake rolex watches, etc. The taxi drivers also tend towards the shifty side, and even my hotel (San Martin) made a 200,000 peso "mistake" on my bill which I spent 20 minutes fighting with them over.
As for mongering, I did check out LDV and the selection was about as good as I remember it. No need to elaborate more on that place.[/QUOTE]
Because the touts are so terrible, I try to spend a couple of days in Cartagena, then travel on to Medellin for the rest of the trip. Usually Avianca has a special with the "free stopover" or will give you a cheap ticket if you tell them you want to spend a couple of days in Cartagena with continuation on to Medellin.
After my last three month stay in Cartagena I might have to head to other cities. I agree with you guys, the touts are unreal. Some days I can take it and other days it makes me crazy. How many times can you hear, Amigo! My friend! , cuban cigars! All in a bad english accent. I realize they are just trying to make a living but after they follow you for 2-3 blocks it gets alittle old. Also have you noticed they always seem to have promotions going on? LOL.
The one thing that really gets me is when you are trying to eat and they roll up on you and stick the sunglasses in front of your food and stand there. Thank the monger gods that the country is filled with hot chicas! Sorry for venting here guys, but the post on the Cartagena tout got me going!
[QUOTE=Salsero Loco]I just returned from my second trip to Cartagena in a few years. The city was my first stop on my first trip to Colombia a few years ago and I recall enjoying myself. Since that time I have come to know Medellin very well, and been spoiled by it, and on this second trip I could not stand Cartagena.
My main beef is with the touts, many of whom I would have shot in the knee caps if I had been armed. They completely ruin daytime activities in the city for me, as there is almost nowhere you can go where some persistent asshole isn't trying to sell you a T-shirt, bracelets, emeralds, fake rolex watches, etc. The taxi drivers also tend towards the shifty side, and even my hotel (San Martin) made a 200,000 peso "mistake" on my bill which I spent 20 minutes fighting with them over.
As for mongering, I did check out LDV and the selection was about as good as I remember it. No need to elaborate more on that place. More interestingly, I met a 19-year-old redhead (with freckled and everything) in the plaza in front of Tu Candela, who has about the best body I have ever seen in my life! Perfect large firm natural breasts, perky round ass, flat tight stomach-- I mean 15 on a scale of 1 to 10. When she quoted my 150,000 for a short time, I didn't even blink and took her right back to the hotel. Service was good, a little pro but friendly.
Also, I went to get a massage at a legitimate salon inside the Hotel Dorado in Bocagrande and was delighted to get a fantastic happy ending with a little BBBJ thrown in. The woman who gave the massage (which was excellent!) was a little older, but her experience showed with the HJ. If you want to check this place out, go to the Hotel Dorado Peluqueria/Salon and ask for Vicky.
Last night I was back in Medellin and a girl I was with left her nice new leather bag in the back of a taxi. Half an hour later the taxi driver showed back up after discovering the bag. My girl was delighted, and so was I. I turned to some guys at the bar and said "This is why I love Medellin, people like this."[/QUOTE]
Yes, I have similar experiences with the touts. I wanted to punch Tony the Tout the first time I met him. You have to treat the tout's like little children, kindly discipling them, then ignoring them, NEVER SHOW ANY INTEREST IN ANY OF THE TOUT'S GOODS, ONCE YOU SHOW ANY INTEREST, YOU ARE A MARKED MAN. I also want to kick Alex the husslers ass, he is a real piece of shit. he also works a scam with a smokin hot puta named Kelly. He is a loudmouth punk always bragging that he is friends with John , the owner of the Hotel del rey in Costa Rica, who the hell cares.......
I also always rent an apartment from mery, and I use Alex the taxi driver ( not the same Alex as mentioned above) and have no problems. Alex the taxi driver takes care of a lot of errands and other shit for me, and has always been fair to me.
I've been back from Colombia for a three days now and everything has settled in so I decided to write this report. First off, I want to thank everyone on this board that helped me make the decision to go to Colombia and secondly for giving me all of the good advice and information that made my trip such a success.
I started the trip by securing four things. Number one, a flight on Copa Airlines from LAX to Cartagena and a return from Medellin to LAX. This flight was a decent choice because it left late at night (12:15) and arrived in Cartagena in the afternoon, which was better in my opinion than many flights that landed at night. The only issue was the 5 hour layover in Panama before flying onto Cartagena (but we make the best of it as I explain below). The price was OK at about $600, considering the different departure city than the arrival city. The second thing I secured was an apartment in Cartagena from Juan Ventura using the website CartagenaPenthouse.com site. The third thing was dates at Aussie Greg's mansion. The last thing I got was a flight from Cartagena to Medellin on Avianca airlines. It was less than $100.00. Now I was ready for my first trip to Colombia.
So the trip is myself and a friend, both of us in our upper thirties. We both really enjoy partying and of course chicas so Colombia seemed like the perfect location. The trip was a total of 12 days, 6 in Cartagena and 6 in Medellin.
We start off by flying to Panama and arriving there around 10:00 in the morning. We have 5 hours to blow before the flight to CTG, the airport is very boring so we pay our $5 visa fee and head for Panama City. I had asked on the Panama boards for infomation about a massage place we could go at that time of day for a shower and quicky before we hit the realtime in CTG. A member told me about a place called Oasis Spa that opened at 11:00am and was next to a new, nice casino, so that is where we headed to. We got down there in about 20 minutes from the airport and with a cab fare of about $25. We get to the casino and get dropped off, right next to the casino is Oasis but it is still closed. So we head into the casino to check it out and have a Panamanian beer. We go back out around 11:15 and the place is still closed, even though the sign on the door said open at 11:00am. We hung out until 11:30 and there was no action at all, so we started thinking about heading back to the airport with no shower or morning fix. We walked toward the street and that is when we met Jack. Jack was a funny cab driver who spoke pretty good English and was always talking shit. On the way to the airport my buddy asked him where all of the girls were and he said he would take us to a place if we wanted. It was a bit risky but we said sure, we still had 2.5 hours before the flight and were ready for some action at that point. Jack drives us through a neighborhood and down a long driveway to a message house with a sign on the door that said Royal Elegance, We walked inside and saw there were about 4 girls hanging out that we could choose from. I would rate them between 5 and 6's, nothing too great, but considering the time and the need for a shower we both took a girl and headed to a room. It was a decent session costing about $60.00, it was worth it. We finished and Jack took us back to the airport with still an hour before our flight. This was way better than sitting at the airport for 5 hours!
We landed in CTG at 3:30, and was met at the airport by Alex the cab driver who Juan arranged for me when I rented the Penthouse from him. Alex took us to the penthouse and honked at every cute girl along the way.. We walked into the penthouse and the doorman gave us the keys and we headed up to the thirteenth floor. The place was nice, but was very expensive at $300 a night. It did have three bedrooms but there was only 2 of us so one room went to waste the whole trip. It was still cheaper than both of us renting a room at the Hilton and it did have some perks like a large Jacuzzi and full kitchen. Juan came over later that day and we settled up for the apartment, he seems like a nice guy, he spoke good English and was willing to help with some basic information about the town. We changed clothes and headed out for walk to start exploring. We walked around the concrete jungle of Lagunita and into Boca Grande. We also walked on the beach for while before stopping for something to eat. Along this walk we saw quite a few girls but only a few that seemed like they were working. It was now time to head back to the room, chill out for awhile and get ready to hit LDV for the night.
La Dolce Vita is located right next to a casino and is easy to find plus everyone knows where it is just ask and anyone can tell you. We got there around 10:00pm and they place was starting to fill up with girls. By 11:30 or so there was probably around 40 girls on a Thursday night. The range of talent was anywhere from 5 or 6 all the way up to some 9.5’s with most of the girls being a 7.5 to 8.5. The way LDV works is that most of the girls just stand around, some dance a bit by themselves, but overall ignore people unless they are approached. Some of the girls flirt with you a bit, but they rarely approach you unless you call them over. It was kind of nice not being bothered while you are making your decision and having a few drinks getting ready for your night. The girls would ask for 200,000 to 250,000 per night. A few times I gave them $100 US and they would be happy with that.
All six of the nights we spent in CTG we had a party at the penthouse with multiple girls. None of the girls really stood out as much as a girl named Valentina. She was 20 years old, from Medellin and was always the life of the party. This girl would always have multiple friends that would join us each night and it seemed like every night the party and sex got better. We saw the sun rise every night, sometimes we would party until 9 am. I spent a few of my nights with Valentina but would also do one of her friends at some point during the night. The Jacuzzi came in real handy many nights, we always kept a full bottle of Buchanan’s whiskey on hand, it seemed like every girl wanted to drink whiskey and that was their drink of choice. Tuesday night was out last night in town so we decided to give Pleyboy a shot. We were starting to get too well known at LDV, so it was time for change. We hired a cab that was recommended by our doorman, to wait for us while we were in the club. It cost about $30 for him to wait for us for the whole night while we checked out the talent at Pleyboy. The talent at Pleyboy was good, the club was mostly full of Colombian guys, so we were very welcomed when we got in there. There were about 12 girls there that night with 5 or 6 being in the 9 range and the rest varying between 6 and 8. My friend and myself each grabbed a girl from there and took them back to the penthouse for a final fling before our trip to Medellin. That was a fun night, the two girls we choose we not only beautiful, but we wild as hell, it was a great last night!
The next day we packed up and headed for the airport and our Avianca flight to Medellin. CTG was a huge success but we were ready to step up the program in Medellin. The second half of my report I will post very soon in Aussie Greg’s forum, it only got better from this point forward, and I did not think that was even possible!!