Jennifer at Termas Monte Carlo
First of all, thanks to the members of this forum for some great tips and tricks on mongering in Brazil!
So I got to Rio on a Friday but decided not to go out that night figured I'd hit some of the termas on Saturday instead. Little did I know that Saturday was some national Catholic holiday in Brazil and all of the termas were closed! Apparently the working girls in Brazil are devout Catholics? LOL whatever.
They're closed on Sundays also so I didn't get to check any out until Monday night 10/14/13 by which time I was really excited to finally check out these Brazilian termas I had read so much about!
Ok so anyway, I've been with a ton of working girls mostly outside the US while traveling on business. I've done the escort thing, the red light district thing, the brothels, the massage places, etc. What I've never done is a sauna type club like the mega famous FKK places in Germany. I've always wanted to but the last time I was close to one was back when I didn't have much money to hobby!
So when I read about Termas I was pumped up about it! I've been to Brazil before and had an amazing few nights with an escort while I was in Recife. So I have a fondness for Brazilian girls!
I get to the Monte Carlo and it's a bizarre experience changing into a robe and flipflops with nothing underneath and then going up to a bar where there's maybe 30 gorgeous girls and like 5 guys. It was only around 7pm so its early at this point. I was a bit nervous just from the surreal nature of the whole thing so I go to the bar and get a caipirinha which was reasonably priced at around $6. My initial plan was just to relax for awhile and scope out the situation. Most importantly I was going to be very selective about what girl I decided to take up to a room! I was armed with lots of information about how to interview and maximize the chances of getting a very enthusiastic girl who would do exactly what I wanted. I had learned a bunch of portuguese words in case they didn't speak english so I could establish a bit of chemistry and get some basic communication going. I had a gameplan, it was a good one, and I was going to stick to it damnit!
Um. Yeah. That didn't happen, at all. LOL Turns out of the 40ish girls there like 90% of them were what I would consider 8-10s. I've never seen so many completely fuckable women in one spot outside a strip club where you know maybe only a handful will do anything extra and even then it will probably suck.
I was thinking to myself, here I am a king! Just a really surreal experience and one that I heartily encourage anyone to have.
So I spot this girl walking in, I don't know if she was just arriving or if she had been upstairs in a room with a customer but she was fucking smoking hot. She was young around 20, tight little body, around 5' 2" 100 lbs spinner with black hair, small titties, and not an ounce of fat on her. She looked like she had both italian and some native indian in her somewhere. One of those jaw dropping exotic women that just can't be ignored.
I had only been there around 15 minutes but already my plan was starting to go to shit. I HAD to fuck this girl! I waved her over and she didn't speak any english at all. Doesn't matter I'm not looking for deep conversation here. I started asking all the interview questions and discover that she doesn't do anal (bummer but not a deal breaker) , she does BBBJ (super important) , and she says I can come in her mouth! (this has become more and more important to me lately I don't know why but I just think its fucking hot and the orgasm feels so much better to me)
At this point I'm thinking ok cool man got all the screening out of the way lets do this! I had bought her a drink while we were talking and so I figured we'd chill out, make out a bit, and then head upstairs. I was so enamored with her that I failed to follow part 2 of the plan which entails hanging out before going upstairs to make sure they are super friendly and motivated! I didn't notice that she barely kissed me or touched me or that once I said I wanted to go upstairs in a little while she sucked down her drink in like. 5 seconds and grabbed my hand to leave!
Those things would have been big red flags that she wasn't really into it and that the experience wouldn't likely be very fulfilling. But, like I said, the plan went to shit. I didn't care I just wanted to fuck this ridiculously hot girl regardless. Seems reasonable in normal circumstances but when you think about the fact that the place was full of 8-10s it didn't make sense to prematurely pull the trigger. But whatever, what's done is done!
So at Monte Carlo at least there are 2 room sizes one small with no bathroom and a larger room with a bigger bed, bathroom, and jacuzzi. You can do 40 minutes or an hour (or more if you want but that's the minimum). Its again a bizarre experience because you go up the stairs to the hotel floor and there are cleaning ladies scurrying around turning the rooms over for the next clients and security walking around. I could see an area where some girls were eating food at a little cafe type thing. Its a cool operation really. Anyway, I chose to do the regular room for 40 minutes. I didn't check out the rooms beforehand but if I had I would have gotten the big room!
I'm a big dude, like 6' 5" 300ish pounds and this room we went to was like half the size of the closet at my house with a regular twin bed and like 2 feet of space to one side one end. I mean really tiny. Wall to wall mirrors similar to red light district Amsterdam and similar places means a good view from any angle which is nice. The room was clean but kind of old and grungy feeling like the whole place really. Not an upscale experience like I've read the sauna clubs in Germany and elsewhere can be.
So we get to the room and Jennifer takes her clothes off, I take mine off, then even before we can make out she pulls out the wet wipes and sits down to clean my cock and balls. Now ordinarily this is fine and I get the reasoning. But, we're at a freaking sauna club where they ask you to take a shower before you even go up to the bar area. Also, there was no warm up or anything just kind of mechanical and cold.
Anyway, after the swabbing, she proceeds to give what I will describe as an adequate but not exciting or memorable BBBJ. If she wasn't so smoking hot I probably would have just stopped her to be honest. As is, I had a good time because of the mirrors and because she was hot as hell.
After like maybe 2 minutes we switched to me lying on the bed and her going down on me which wasn't as fun because of the lack of viewing angles etc but whatever. I tried to get her to 69 but she didn't want to. She didn't make a sound the whole time and when I tried to make out with her it was very halfhearted and lame. She stopped BBBJ on her own without instruction and proceeded to put on the cover and lube up. I tried to FIV but she resisted. Whatever. So she put the cover on and we did some cowgirl, k9, and mish with her basically being a dead fish lay.
I was probably over excited about the whole termas experience and so I didn't last very long, we had probably been naked for a total of 15 minutes tops when I wanted to come. So I told her I wanted to come in her mouth. She tried to say that no I should come while inside her in mish but I insisted. She pouted a bit but went down on me like a good girl. Problem is, as soon as I shot the first squirt in her mouth the ***** pulled out, spit on the mattress, and proceeded to HJ me the rest of the way! I fucking hate that shit man don't tell me you're going to do something then not do it! After I was finished she wiped me off with wet wipes, got up and started putting her clothes on! No offer to MSOG, no cuddle, no relaxing, no nothing.
All in all, it was a disappointment for my first terma girl experience especially since I had read so many good things. Don't get me wrong, I had an ok time because she was basically flawless in looks but it was like some of my worst Amsterdam red light experiences where it's basically blow, fuck, get the fuck out whether that's 5 minutes or 40 no touching no passion just lackluster.
Oh well it was my fault for not following my plan, but damn that she was still hot! I ended up hanging around for round two with another girl later on that evening which was much better and I'll write that review when I can!
Sorry for the long-winded review but thanks for reading!
Andressa Soares / Mulher Melancia
Regulars on the Rio board may already be very familiar with her, but I just stumbled across the "Watermelon Woman" and her amazing ass. The boys at Vice magazine did a mini-documentary about her that shows off her best assets, including during a nice long butt massage.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYA9twQXBq8[/url]
Takes a lot of hard work to defy gravity like that!
