Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Undercoverh;1729947]I am using my cell phone to make this short post. Consider this live on the spot reporting. I am at soi 11 checking out the thai massage places and girls. So far, what I see is small massage places, mat on the floor, and no private room for sex, that is there is some type of divider like cheap plastic curtain. Also, one place I was in had no shower area. Prices are cheap, around 1,000 b. Girls, for my taste, are average to below average. Also, with no shower I doubt if the girls are that clean. Thus, I opt not to have sex. When compare soi 11 to sois 24 thru soi 38, in my opinion, no comparison. One member here gave good reviews here of soi 11, so I am willing to try soi 11 again, if someone can give specific names of massage places to try here on soi 11 that has above average girls, shower area and at least a small room with bed. Overall, this area seems to be for men on a super low sex budget. I see lots of men from the middle east here visiting these girls. This is no way a put down, it is just what I see here. "This is Undercoverh reporting live from Soi11" :-)[/QUOTE]I provided a review of these massage place before. These massage places in the alley of Soi 11-13 are completely unlike the oil massage PSE places like Snow White, Mango etc. Yes, they are much cheaper but are much more 'massage, FS and go" in an hour whereas the multiple pop places are best enjoyed over a 2 hour period.

Your mileage can really vary at these ski 11-13 massage places. You may find a great relatively new young girl at one place and then along will come some big spender and sweep her off her feet and spoil her. There are plenty of starfish, fugues and bored types who do not know about sex. You can get the arguers too. Ladies who think that they can get 2,000 baht plus massage fee for a very quick FS and some lame massage. In those cases, I just take the massage and move on.

There is therefore no point in referring you to any specific place or girl because they and their personnel change so rapidly. I try them all and usually stay away from those that don't have a shower. But I cannot remember which ones that do or do not. I say "usually" because I have done FS in a couple of those places that have no shower but the girl gave me a bed-bath (bucket / basin of water with sponge and towel).

My strategy? I invariably put my head around the door of any place that looks inviting to see if they have any cuties inside, check they have a shower sometimes and go for the massage. If they have a shower, it is a good idea to use it because otherwise you might get refused FS. I check the ladies and if I don't get the vibe or if they are too old, I move on to the next shop. Sometimes I just pass through on my way to somewhere else, like Soi 24.

You have to accept that often you will find that the lady is not really up to much, too rushed, no GFE or really bad at BJ or FS. If I find that, I usually cut the FS short, don't crack a nut and move on to somewhere else, such as the Soi 24 area. Sometimes, if the vibe is not good, I just accept the massage and nothing else.

If I find a lady who has not been spoiled and likes what she does, I frequently either get her to go overnight on the quiet or pay a "barfine" to take her overnight. Usually that barfine has cost me 1,000 plus a fee to the lady but maybe you can bargain further. In one instance where I took the girl back to my hotel, she was really into me and we shagged for hours and the next morning too. Paid her 2,000 for that mix of GFE and PSE which lasted almost 12 hours. Took her several times as she was completely unspoiled and really enjoyed the sex and the nice hotel. A month later, when I went to look for her she was gone.

I have also shagged one of my best "older" ladies in one of those places nearer the Soi 13 end. She was the "manager" and about 35 years old but with a great bod and a fantastic experience.

But don't expect Tulip or Mango experience each time in these places. Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you don't. Good for a late afternoon / early evening experience to take the edge off and then maybe either take the girl to your hotel later or move on somewhere else if the experience was so-so. Not a location for someone who wants a certain standard every time or who gets impatient or deeply annoyed when things don't go your way.

On the subject of mongering economics, you should be able to get single pop on site for 1,000 plus 400 for the massage, or less. I have managed to get single pop plus massage for as low as 1,000 all in but that was unusual. But if you think about it, in Soi 24 or Tulip, you get a 2 hour multiple pop experience with better facilities for 1,500 plus 800 = 2,300. It really depends on your attitude and needs.

[QUOTE=GhamiBoon;1711571]Will be trying out Honey Bee Massage over the weekend. The girls especially Rung looks great on the web page. Anyone has any experience with Honey Bee yet?[/QUOTE]Hi,

Did you try this place and what was your experience.

Cheers

Special starting in June - 2 ladies full service for 1 hour for 3300 baht. I like that all the girls do DFK, which doesn't seem to be the norm for massage parlors. Only 5 ladies to choose from, but I got well taken care of.

Cartman here. During the last 3 days I've been to Analisa twice for their prostate massage. Today on the recommendation of so many positive Board reviews I decided to try Addict.

Pros: Addict is like 30 seconds from the BTS at Prom Phong (sp? Basically right next to the Emporium shopping mall. (Analisa is a good 10 minutes hot, sweaty walk.).

At 2. 30 pm today Saturday there were about 25-30 girls in the line-up. I asked the mamasan to recommend someone, which in retrospect may have been a bad idea -- but there were so many to choose from.

She recommended a 20 year old named, I kid you not, "Ya Ya. " I opted for the Bathtub room (based on Board recs here) and the Nuru gel, which, having seen various episodes of Nuru Massage, I was eager to try.

Things started promisingly in the tub and the Little Admiral stood to attention. But after a half-hearted "just the tip" BBBJ, they went downhill fast. The massage was surprisingly unerotic and took forever. Maybe our young nymphette didn't know how to use the gel. She sort of treated it like massage oil. I was hoping for some decent slip and' slide body on body, maybe even a little pussy slide (with the occasional "oops" moment), but by the time she finally got there I was pretty irritated. She wouldn't even go near my prostate -- even after gentle urging -- whereas the girls at Analisa were basically digging to China down there.

I ended up booting out of there around the 45 minute mark, as my patience wore thin. Frankly there was no seduction, no skills on display. It was a big disappointment for the 2500 Baht price. And clearly "No tip for you!" young lady Ya Ya.

Made an "emergency run" back to Analisa where Ceenah (sp?), just like her 22 year old pal Peachy for the past 2 days, basically resolved my issue with a lot of sensual touching and her insistent digits. Man those girls know their way around down there. All for a more reasonable 1300 Baht plus tip (200 Baht).

Anyway, maybe it's all about the girl you get, but my luck at Addict was Bad-dict (bada bing!

Cartman out. (Hey, my 700th post. Neat).

[QUOTE=Simian;1730402]I provided a review of these massage place before. These massage places in the alley of Soi 11-13 are completely unlike the oil massage PSE places like Snow White, Mango etc. Yes, they are much cheaper but are much more 'massage, FS and go" in an hour whereas the multiple pop places are best enjoyed over a 2 hour period.

Your mileage can really vary at these ski 11-13 massage places. You may find a great relatively new young girl at one place and then along will come some big spender and sweep her off her feet and spoil her. There are plenty of starfish, fugues and bored types who do not know about sex. You can get the arguers too. Ladies who think that they can get 2,000 baht plus massage fee for a very quick FS and some lame massage. In those cases, I just take the massage and move on.

There is therefore no point in referring you to any specific place or girl because they and their personnel change so rapidly. I try them all and usually stay away from those that don't have a shower. But I cannot remember which ones that do or do not. I say "usually" because I have done FS in a couple of those places that have no shower but the girl gave me a bed-bath (bucket / basin of water with sponge and towel).

My strategy? I invariably put my head around the door of any place that looks inviting to see if they have any cuties inside, check they have a shower sometimes and go for the massage. If they have a shower, it is a good idea to use it because otherwise you might get refused FS. I check the ladies and if I don't get the vibe or if they are too old, I move on to the next shop. Sometimes I just pass through on my way to somewhere else, like Soi 24.

You have to accept that often you will find that the lady is not really up to much, too rushed, no GFE or really bad at BJ or FS. If I find that, I usually cut the FS short, don't crack a nut and move on to somewhere else, such as the Soi 24 area. Sometimes, if the vibe is not good, I just accept the massage and nothing else.

If I find a lady who has not been spoiled and likes what she does, I frequently either get her to go overnight on the quiet or pay a "barfine" to take her overnight. Usually that barfine has cost me 1,000 plus a fee to the lady but maybe you can bargain further. In one instance where I took the girl back to my hotel, she was really into me and we shagged for hours and the next morning too. Paid her 2,000 for that mix of GFE and PSE which lasted almost 12 hours. Took her several times as she was completely unspoiled and really enjoyed the sex and the nice hotel. A month later, when I went to look for her she was gone.

I have also shagged one of my best "older" ladies in one of those places nearer the Soi 13 end. She was the "manager" and about 35 years old but with a great bod and a fantastic experience.

But don't expect Tulip or Mango experience each time in these places. Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you don't. Good for a late afternoon / early evening experience to take the edge off and then maybe either take the girl to your hotel later or move on somewhere else if the experience was so-so. Not a location for someone who wants a certain standard every time or who gets impatient or deeply annoyed when things don't go your way.

On the subject of mongering economics, you should be able to get single pop on site for 1,000 plus 400 for the massage, or less. I have managed to get single pop plus massage for as low as 1,000 all in but that was unusual. But if you think about it, in Soi 24 or Tulip, you get a 2 hour multiple pop experience with better facilities for 1,500 plus 800 = 2,300. It really depends on your attitude and needs.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback, excellent information. I now have a better understanding on how to approach soi 11. After being in Bkk for so long, I am always amazed that there is something new to learn about the sex available here. In addition to the millions of Thai women who have sold sex, are selling sex now, and will be selling sex in the future, it adds up to an endless supply of pussy here. I banged an 18 yo fresh new oily girl on soi 24 last week. As she was giving me a BBBJ in the shower, I was thinking that just 3 years ago, she was 15 yo. Was it her hope and dreams ti sell her pussy when she turned 18? She was sweet, cute, smooth skin, and pretty long black hair. In a western country, she would be getting ready for college and never ever look at a guy like me. This is why I will live out my days in Asia banging young fresh women.

[QUOTE=EricCartman;1730775]
Made an "emergency run" back to Analisa where Ceenah (sp?), just like her 22 year old pal Peachy for the past 2 days, basically resolved my issue with a lot of sensual touching and her insistent digits. Man those girls know their way around down there. All for a more reasonable 1300 Baht plus tip (200 Baht).

Anyway, maybe it's all about the girl you get, but my luck at Addict was Bad-dict (bada bing!

(Hey, my 700th post. Neat).[/QUOTE]Cartman, is full service available at Analisa?

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1730779]Cartman, is full service available at Analisa?[/QUOTE]Didn't seem like it. I let them treat me like a cow, so I can't really say.

[QUOTE=Inch15;1730613]Hi,

Did you try this place and what was your experience.

Cheers[/QUOTE]Yes I did. It was a waste of time. I took 2 girls and there was no kissing, very little BJ and bad hygiene. Girls shower you but do not wash themselves.

Maybe I had just bad luck, but will not visit this place again. There are better places.

It seems that snow white has now updated their website and removed all the girls not working.

There seems to be a few new girls working.

Hi,

I guess I have lived in Eastern Asia for too long now, because my sexual desires have somewhat changed. Where in Bangkok can you get a sensual massage and lots of rimming followed by a nice blow job (CIM)? Can anyone recommend a place / girl?

[QUOTE=JackieChino;1731429]It seems that snow white has now updated their website and removed all the girls not working.

There seems to be a few new girls working.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Same style and format as Candy massage's website.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1730779]Cartman, is full service available at Analisa?[/QUOTE]Having been there twice I believe the answer is no FS at Analisa, but their other location appears to be open to it: [URL]http://sensualmassagebangkok.com/[/URL].

SunLover.

[QUOTE=JackieChino;1731429]It seems that snow white has now updated their website and removed all the girls not working.

There seems to be a few new girls working.[/QUOTE]They have also followed the outcall prices of Cherry and Candy to now 3. 000. Most times, it was this amount I paid before, with 500 tip for the lady, but now I suppose it goes to the shop.

[QUOTE=Nongpagba;1731603]They have also followed the outcall prices of Cherry and Candy to now 3. 000. Most times, it was this amount I paid before, with 500 tip for the lady, but now I suppose it goes to the shop.[/QUOTE]No it is not.

3000 baht is 1000 baht (shop) + 1500 baht (girl) + 500 baht (taxi money).

I talked to the owner of shop and girls.

[QUOTE=Nongpagba;1731603]They have also followed the outcall prices of Cherry and Candy to now 3. 000. Most times, it was this amount I paid before, with 500 tip for the lady, but now I suppose it goes to the shop.[/QUOTE]That price has been in effect for at least a year now but they just now updated the site.