Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1260039]Damn, I can't hate on the brotha for locking that down. Sosua will do that to you. I had to go and pull out my Slim Shady Anthem to remind me when I touch down that no matter how outstanding the head and chocha is from a chica:

[i]"I can't be your Superman.

Can't be your Superman.

Can't be your Superman.

Can't be your Superman.

I can't be your Superman.

Can't be your Superman.

Can't be your Superman.

Your Superman, your Superman."[/i]

[b]Superman. Eminem[/b]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRBqJCFTZVM[/url][/QUOTE]Savepro, I'm signing up for Capt-Save-A-Ho / Superman in training program, I'm heading for the nearest thrift store, and buying a Red Velvet Cape and Green tights, plus I'm gunna have several wedding rings stuft in my tights! Plus wearing some old school, bright flourescent, orange chuck taylors converses. Never fear Capt Save-A-Puta is hear. All ISG mongers are invited to a official Puta Saving and New Housewife program. Lmao

Words can not explain SOSUA. Never have I seen so many gorgeous women. Un real Eve

Words can not explain SOSUA. Never have I seen so many gorgeous women. Un real / I am

[QUOTE=Orgasmico;1260011]Yeah there has been a lot of talk about her on the boards, especially about her getting engaged in Clasicos.[/QUOTE]When she was a Spice dancer Jan 2010 pics.

[QUOTE=Orgasmico;1260067]Sorry bro, but you are mad late cause this is the New Sosua where brothas make it rain in Clasicos and turn hoes into housewives.[/QUOTE]I second that, yesterday at Rumba Bar a girl told me, that she usually gets between 120-150 bucks for toda la noche. I told her to get lost and moved on. For a 150 bucks I pull the hottest chick from Passions in Santiago toda la noche, but not a Sosua streetwalker. I will be at Hermans Siempre Sol Bar all day long, in case some boardmembers are in town.

[QUOTE=OldKool;1260108]Words can not explain SOSUA. Never have I seen so many gorgeous women. Un real / I am[/QUOTE]During the weekend it is even better, last Sunday the beach was packed like during Semana Santa.

[QUOTE=Berthold;1260233]I second that, yesterday at Rumba Bar a girl told me, that she usually gets between 120-150 bucks for toda la noche. I told her to get lost and moved on. For a 150 bucks I pull the hottest chick from Passions in Santiago toda la noche, but not a Sosua streetwalker. I will be at Hermans Siempre Sol Bar all day long, in case some boardmembers are in town.[/QUOTE]LMAO, and people still say Sosua hasnt changed. Never heard such a price mentioned in the Old Sosua. But believe me, they are serious about getting these prices nowadays. Most guys arent doing TLN, so the girls now put a premium on it.

Most Sosua veterans only stop in Sosua to have a beer or to see old regulars. Sosua is now newbie heaven. Most newbies don't hold the line because they are glad to be fucking a hot Latina, and they would pay 200usd to bang a hot Latina in sex prison.

Sure there are a few veterans still stuck in Sosua that get cheap pussy, but they are just too lazy to go to other parts of the island for better quality at the same price or cheaper.

But guys please don't limit these over-payers to one race. The newbies come in all colors. Sosua is the new" Brazil light", so guys are just happy to have found the" Next spot". The key to this game is to make the " Next spot" your "Old Spot", but if your game isn't advanced you are just stuck.

[QUOTE=Berthold;1260233]I told her to [b]get lost[/b] and moved on.[/QUOTE]LOL! How does one say "get lost" in Spanish? I'm sure I will need to use that one a lot (if being quoted $150).

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1260256]LOL! How does one say "get lost" in Spanish? I'm sure I will need to use that one a lot (if being quoted $150).[/QUOTE]You can say "Debo Irme" That is you have to go.

Or "Vamos" with bass looking at the chica that means leave / get out of here.

Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1259962]...I take it you do not like FKKs.
BTW, if you are from Italy, care to try writing your next report in Italian? I could learn a few tricks from it! LOL.[/QUOTE]

It’s not that I didn’t enjoy FKKs, I had fun and they are pretty much how I expected them to be, but I guess that my personality tends more towards the open air, slightly raucous, tipsy fun. That said I’ve only done 3 FKKs in my life, so it’s not like I can be definitive about them.

As far as writing a report in Italian, that would be hard work! I only ever wrote about mongering in English, learning here on the ISG, and there are certain abbreviations, sayings, sexual expressions and related stuff in that language which I’m not sure how I could render in Italian, if at all.

[QUOTE=WSJ3; 1260287]You can say "Debo Irme" That is you have to go.

Or "Vamos" with bass looking at the chica that means leave / get out of here.

Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]I think "tengo que irme" means "I have to go".

"Debo" means "I should".

The best remedy would probably be just to say "No gracias. Es demasiado para mi" and then move to the next sexiest chica you see. That's what's so great about the massive amount of chicas in Sosua: options :).

Here is other one that you guys need to have as your slogan: "On to tha next one"

[b]On To The Next One - Jay-Z [/b]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1RChZk1EU[/url]

I just took a look at the picture of some guy on his knees proposing. I can't believe that he went down there and put his superman cape on LOL. I guess she put something tuff on him. I'm waiting for my passport to head down there myself for the first time ever. While I'm waiting, I decided to get educated on how to conduct myself with the chicas down there, because I know me being a noobie could cause me problems. I thank you all for all the good knowledge you provide on this site. Trust me, when I get to sousua, I will not put my damn cape on and get on my knees like this. LOL.

[QUOTE=Coolie High; 1260058]DAMN the jokes! So your telling me that a grown ass man got down on one knee and proposed to a HO errr I mean Honey in Classicos? My DEAR GOD! Have he lost his got damn mind.

Gentlemen I know the power of pussy is strong, hell I even sent some WU money to a honey a time or two (monger Gods please forgive me) but do NOT mix reality with fantasy. I repeat, DO NOT mix REALITY with FANTASY! It's hard, I know. You got a beautiful tenderoni that's pleasing you in every way and you want to lock it down. But you got to snap out of the dream world.

So before you succumb to the power of the pussy please click on that link below provided by Monger Extrodinare SavePro and snap back to reality.

*My name is Coolie High and I endorse this message LOL*[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo; 1260243]LMAO, and people still say Sosua hasnt changed. Never heard such a price mentioned in the Old Sosua. But believe me, they are serious about getting these prices nowadays. Most guys arent doing TLN, so the girls now put a premium on it.

Most Sosua veterans only stop in Sosua to have a beer or to see old regulars. Sosua is now newbie heaven. Most newbies don't hold the line because they are glad to be fucking a hot Latina, and they would pay 200usd to bang a hot Latina in sex prison.

Sure there are a few veterans still stuck in Sosua that get cheap pussy, but they are just too lazy to go to other parts of the island for better quality at the same price or cheaper.

But guys please don't limit these over-payers to one race. The newbies come in all colors. Sosua is the new" Brazil light", so guys are just happy to have found the" Next spot". The key to this game is to make the " Next spot" your "Old Spot", but if your game isn't advanced you are just stuck.[/QUOTE]I agree with you that this should not be concentrated on one race of guys that go above and beyond, or make it fucking rain. Listen, I'm a black guy form america, and I promise that you will not see me in a club making it rain. LOL

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1260407]I think "tengo que irme" means "I have to go".

"Debo" means "I should".

The best remedy would probably be just to say "No gracias. Es demasiado para mi" and then move to the next sexiest chica you see. That's what's so great about the massive amount of chicas in Sosua: options.

Here is other one that you guys need to have as your slogan: "On to tha next one"

[b]On To The Next One. Jay-Z [/b]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1RChZk1EU[/url][/QUOTE]Vayate! Would be more to the point.

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth; 1259508]So excited booked my flight from manchester 19/4/2012 cannot wait, anybody else in sosua on the 19th onwards I would love to meet up and have a drink will have lots of questions for the forum.

In the next month, but I will repay it when I get back with some info of my own.[/QUOTE]I'll be traveling to Sosua on 4/19/2012 as well staying at New Garden. I'm looking forward to the trip with it being my first time there and out of the country for that matter. I'm armed with knowledge and experiences of those who graciously share the do's and don't's on these boards. It's very much appreciated!