I Hate Good-Hearted Gringos(as) Too
[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]In the blessed name of my own father, "Gawd save me from all the people in the world who wanna save me."
Gawd I detest those people. Was in a restaurant yesterday, unfortunately had a table next to a gringa scum, OMG she was a disgrace, the memory of her voice takes days off my life. Here to save the Nicas.[/QUOTE]I dislike these sucker a&s Gringos that come to Nicaragua to "save the Nica" from thier chosen existence of poverty!
Worse yet, are those Gingos that come to teach them Christianinty; or save them from poverty if they sell their soul to Christianity. In Jinotega, you will meet one such Gringo who employees hundreds of Nicas and saves thousands.
Fortunately, these good-herted Gringos are truly only present in droves in the sucker a*s town of Granada. The Gringos in SJDS are of a different breed.
Also, these Gringos don't last long, usually 1. 3 days or maybe 1-month on their volunteer mission.
Diamond Club and Star Mart
You can meet and arrange with the Diamond girls dates etc., at the Star Mart as they come and go there a lot before they work and it is pretty obvious who they are. It is next door as is the new McDonalds.
Decent action at a cheap house
Recently stayed at the Crowne Plaza near the monument.
I called a cab at 7 PM and asked for a strip club. I had the name of a few from the forum here. Speaking Spanish I was able to determine that these are not the best places. The driver offered to take me to a place where you can pick any girl of your choosing and have sex with her until you pop in a side room for 300 cordobas. At 21 cordobas to the dollar, that's around $14.25 Quite a deal. He offered to drop me off and then return after 1 hour to pick me up. He said I could pay when he dropped me back off at the hotel. We negotiated 200 cordobas for the whole trip.
We arrived at the place, which looked a lot like a funky club, after a short ride. I tried many times to get a name for the place, but neither the cab or anyone inside was able to produce one. The most I could get was the house of prostitution near the Jesus rotunda. With a lack of street signs and cab drivers who have no idea what the name of many of the streets they drive on are, this basic thing proved difficult. One customer told me the place was called "Jenny's", but no one else could or would verify that.
Anyway, to the place. I expected to get patted down by the guy working the door, but it didn't happen. Inside I found what is a pretty nice lobby (complete with a nice small bar and a flat screen TV showing hard core porn). To the left things aren't so nice, as it looks like a construction site.
I bought a beer (50 cordobas) and sat down in one of the chairs. The walls were lined with couches filled with woman of many shapes and sizes. There were quite a few chubby girls, but also some tall (for Nicaraguan standard) and thin girls and everything in between. More than a few pretty women. The view alone was worth the trip. The women walk around in thongs, nighties and high heels. Many come back from the rooms after sex half naked, putting their clothes back on in full view.
On top of the 20 or so women in the chairs, couches and at the bar, there was a constant stream of women arriving through the front door and coming back from the room in the "construction zone."
After talking to one of the bartenders I found that the place is open 24 hours, but most full of women in the early to late evenings, Tue-Sat.
There were plenty of guys inside, from young dudes to older gentlemen. There were no hard stairs or bad feelings directed toward this rather light skinned outsider. I felt comfortable and welcome.
I waited about 20 minutes for a girl to approach me with no such luck. Finally I decided to simply walk over to a good looking woman and talk to her. It turns out the women there don't like to approach men. Not because they are cold, but because they are deathly afraid of public rejection.
After some chit chat with a 23 year old woman with one daughter, I told her I wanted to go to the room with her. She directed me to the center of the bar where I gave the 300 cordoba fee to a rather large woman who appeared to run the place.
I was guided by the hand through the construction zone, over the broken concrete, up some uneven stairs, and down a hallway to a room in the back. The sounds of other people fucking echoed through the corridor.
For what it was, the room wasn't terrible. The girl showered. I declined, as I don't like ice cold water running on my body prior to sex. She had no problem with that. I brought my own condoms, as I don't like standard thick rubbers normally used in these kind of places.
She came out of the shower nude, stripped off my clothes, and gentle rubbed my cock to erection. I sucked and fondled her breasts. She opened the condom and put it on with her mouth, giving a CBJ that rivaled the best I'd ever had.
Then she climbed on and rode. After a few minutes she hopped off, laid on her back and spread her legs. I pumped her missionary for a good while. She was very flexible and eager. Finally she got up and turned around for doggie. It was almost like she sensed I was ready to blow. I grabbed her waist and pumped away at her round brown ass until I blew. She kept humping back at me until she milked out every last drop. Then she took off the condom and cleaned me up while we laid down and recovered.
I asked for her phone number or email. She whispered that it was fine but that it wasn't allowed. I had paper but no pen. She said they weren't allowed to carry either.
She kissed me on the cheek and I returned to the main room. I walked outside and my cab was waiting.
I returned several times in a one week period. Every cab I called knew the place. If you want to go, just tell the driver "Quiero la casa de citas cerca de el monumento de jesuscristo." They should know it. If you bring a pen and paper you can probably get contact info for an outside hookup that is possibly even cheaper.
Decent action at a cheap house
Rick Rock
You were at the world renown ... Fenix. I have also known it to be called Jenny's, but pretty much only by the locals.
