[QUOTE=Snow1998;1304150]And if anybody had been in your way they would be dead now! That cop should be arrested for letting you go.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I second that that's serious stuff.
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[QUOTE=Snow1998;1304150]And if anybody had been in your way they would be dead now! That cop should be arrested for letting you go.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I second that that's serious stuff.
Mt
[quote=corn holio;1304033]where is your "slice and dice"? why do you care so much about humanity and saving the human race? let everyone assume responsibility for the actions he makes.[/quote]slice 'and dice? what was to slice 'and dice? i defend freedom of speech; i don't defend idiots. as trink would say "'nuff said".
humanity, not so much. i care about my ass. i had you pegged correctly from the get-go. you're one of those types i so detest, so common in this part of the world. the center-of-the-universe-ers. you think you're the center of the universe:[list][*]you're contemptuous of the "droolers", horrified they're talking with "your" girls. (no need to cite individual posts, they're so many.)
[*]even more horrified that they're pulling them, leaving you to whine.
[i]quote=corn holio: i have to admit once i liked one non-stunner wg over few nights and i was about to approach her and take her, but once i saw one drooling guy being a customer for her, i passed on the next times i went there and she is out of my mind. [/i]
"the horror, the horror."
[*]you berate the wg's who won't talk to you. how dare they refuse you at your price? their insolence must boggle your mind, given the copious amounts of drivel posted here.
[*]bottom line: it's your world, everyone else should get out of your way.[/list]and that's where my ass comes in. driving in dubai bad enough without the impairment of alcohol. and given you're not george bush so that the roads are cleared just for you, there are other drivers on them. i'm selfish. you wrap yourself around a light pole, i don't care (well, a little bit, because i'm stuck in the traffic jam). granted, i would feel sorry for your female company, but given your success record, having a passenger is an improbable event. but my ass? i'm rather fond of it, and i don't want some drunk plowing into me because he was "such a good driver even when drunk" [b]not[/b].
i understand personal responsibility, that my actions not only effect me, but also others. the concept of "sharing" must be so difficult for you to comprehend: in girls, in driving, in life.
[quote=corn holio;1304033]just one question mate[/quote]point of fact, we're not mates. just like a wg once told me, when i asked if she knew the wg who had gone with 3 "regionals" to a hotel, then had to jump out a 3-story window to escape when they started to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] her: "you think i have such stupid mates?" she didn't; i don't.
[quote=corn holio;1304033]have you tried before to convince a working a wg girl to stop what she is doing and go back to the straight way[/quote]short answer, no. i understand why they're here; same as me. like i posted,"come dxb, make money, go home." i will say that my standard departure goodbye was "for me, i'm sad, because i'll miss you; but for you, i'm happy, as you're going home. have a good life."
[quote=corn holio;1304033]as i have seen many not happy with what they are doing and lost feelings and warm communications with men.[/quote]agree with the former, not the latter, at least with me. i thought i made that clear here:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?926-general-info&p=1301225&viewfull=1#post1301225[/url]
weren't you paying attention?
of course, your experience obviously different on that latter part.
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[b]for the general readers[/b]: this [b]is[/b] a big deal.
[quote=corn holio;1303699]when they signed to me to stop i thought my life here in dubai is over, driving so drunk like that, the penalty as i know is immediate departure.[/quote]unlike what ch states, it's not immediate departure. they don't wave a magic wand and poof, you're gone.
at least 1 night in jail. 2 if it's the weekend, minimum, to have charges read. at least a month in jail if found guilty. which means you won't be at work. possible you will be waving goodbye to dubai, banned stamp in your passport. visitor: that short stopover might not be so short. if you're a resident, bad for you, and not good for your company. because they'll have to replace you, if only temporarily. now, if you're easily replaced, won't be missed for a month, then they'll probably realize they don't need you. even if you're not easily replaced, to use the old cliche, they might need your expertise, but they don't need you. replacing someone not cheap. not good for their bottom line, which does not reflect well on you. brings disrepute to the company, and not exactly the character they like to see in their overseas employees. might not be the only place you'll be banned.
while your hotel might check you out, your landlord won't be waiving the rent because you're not there.
that's the good scenario. the poor scenario? you injury someone. like the pedestrian who runs across the road in front of you, not being that familiar with vehicular traffic, misjudging speeds. his fault. but alcohol involved? your fault. for sure, you will be calling jailers by name. i'm guessing you'll be liable for medical costs, dubai not exactly known for govt largesse for non-natives. you hit an emirati, don't see much sympathy from anyone, even if you do speak the language. and that car insurance you have that covers such things? capitalist system. they won't cover the costs.
even that is better than the worse case scenario. pedestrian vs car never ends well. if it's fatal, prison time for sure. and uae has the [i]quaint[/i] concept of blood money, known as diyyah, islamic compensation for causing someone's death. it's not an amount you'll be pulling out of your wallet, say around 50k usd. and, that is not "family" compensation, what you owe the deceased's family for their loss. that's extra. and as in the above, your insurance will cover, unless you've been drinking. then you're on your own.
another [i]quaint[/i] custom: you stay in prison until you can pay, even if your judicial sentence is over. unless you can convince the family to wave the fee, or until some charity takes pity on you and pays it for you. now maybe your embassy will pay; i know mine won't.
can you get away with it? obviously. but it just takes once. for me, anyway, the risk analysis really is a no-brainer.
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references (google is your friend because i intentionally don't have any personal experience with dui)
[url]http://ezinearticles.com/?dubais-criminal-justice-system&id=4688766[/url]
[i]"accused can be questioned for days or even weeks without the assistance of legal counsel because a defendant can only avail of the services of a lawyer after police investigation has been terminated. acquittal is based on "without the slightest doubt of guilt" in other jurisdiction, conviction is based on "guilt beyond reasonable doubt."[/i]
recent statement (emphasis added) :
[url]http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/beware-of-drink-driving-1.1033766[/url]
[i]uae the traffic law stipulates that a drunk driver will face a jail term between one month and three years and / or a fine varying between dh20, 000 and dh30, 000. the offender also faces 24 black points on his or her driving licence, confirep001ion of the vehicle for two months, confirep001ion of the driving licence for three months, and possible deportation [for expatriates]. offenders have to take a road safety course before being allowed back on the road. [b]if the drunk driver is involved in an accident, the insurance will be null and void (even if he or she did not cause the accident) , because the circumstances leading to the accident are irrelevant if a drunk driver is involved. [/b][/i]
and i don't think that rental car company will be waiving the rental costs if their car is impounded.
shame that not all cops have got the message:
[url]http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/traffic-transport/police-to-combat-drink-driving-1.998620[/url]
no injuries:
[url]http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/drunk-driver-faces-three-months-in-jail-and-fine-1.743127[/url]
the soddi* defense, but still found guilty:
[url]http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/expatriate-caught-for-drunk-driving-faces-deportation-1.225748[/url]
* (some other dude did it)
fatality:
[url]http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/traffic-transport/drunk-driver-jailed-for-killing-pedestrian-1.224385[/url]
blood money / compensation:
[url]http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-news/top-judges-urge-equal-blood-money[/url]
nationality no protection: not a dui, but take a look at the nationalities:
[url]http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/plastic-surgeon-hospital-director-ordered-to-pay-blood-money-1.945170[/url]
[QUOTE=Corn Holio; 1303699]- just on the corner an Police guy stopped me showing his I'd on the air while I was driving.
It seems that they have been followed me or spotting me since I got with the girl in my car from the Hotel, it couldn't be a coinsidence. I was so drunk, I drank over than 5 beers that night after I forgot I was driving, actually I used to do that last 2 months as I used to drive safely back to my home late nights and no one was in my way before. And I am a good driver even when drunk[/QUOTE]The main problem of drinking and driving is the overestimation of self-esteem and confidence. Nobody, with common sense and sober, can make the statement you made. I can only assume sometime you are not drunk, but most of the time, maybe when typing on ISG, you are under alcohol influence.
Years ago, I remember a punter on the Buenos Aires board, who by virtue of his postings, was obviously a total fool. Corn Holio has that Idiot beat hands down. Wish that f*cking fool would quit wasting space on this board, and whereever he manages to plant his four legs. Idiot. Really, enough is enough.
[QUOTE=Bukudala;1304325]Corn Holio has that Idiot beat hands down. Wish that f*cking fool would quit wasting space on this board, and whereever he manages to plant his four legs. Idiot. Really, enough is enough.[/QUOTE]There's a simple solution. Don't feed the troll.
LOL I guess this is the answer I deserve for being so lazy. Thanks 11Bravo.
[QUOTE=11Bravo; 1303942]Point of view:
Wow, what happens during Ramadan? Damn, that subject has never come up before. 1 word suffices: UTFSE.
[url]http://uae.adultsearch.com/dubai/erotic-massage-parlor/al-maha-gents-spa-club/60[/url]
The map is way off.
Go to the Sarhaf Metro Station, it is one stop south of the Mall of the Emeritus.
With your back to SZR look right, there is a restaurant called the Golden Fork, The spa is right beside it.
Had the Moroccan 2 hour scrub and massage. If you have never had a Moroccan scrub you should try one. The lady scrubs you down then you sit in the steam room and afterwards she scrubs you with a rough pad that removes all dead skin. Not very sensual but feels nice afterwards.
The massage after the scrap was great, mostly Thai style with a lot of oil.
Finish was a nice HJ. However the lady would not take off her top. There must have been some sort of crackdown as only in the last couple of times in Dubai has getting the HG from a topless lady been an issue and I have not been able to get one the last two tries, including at a place where I had them before.
[quote=11bravo; 1304254]slice 'and dice? what was to slice 'and dice? i defend freedom of speech; i don't defend idiots. as trink would say "'nuff said".[/quote]great rant there 11 bravo.
i have too many dead friends because of drunk drivers. i have a high school classmate in a wheelchair because of a drunk driver and another acquaintance who committed suicide because he killed a kid while drunk.
taxis are cheap and plentiful in most cities. dubai is especially well served.
if you drink don't drive, it is simply not worth it.
Please CH do not pay attention to those posters who are clearly jealous of your driving skills, I for one encourage you to drink and drive. We need more people like you in Dubai. Given the concentration of idiots in this region the most likely effect of you crashing against someone is a double positive in terms of average IQ for survivors.
Regarding this
[QUOTE=11Bravo;1304254]
Another [i]quaint[/i] custom: you stay in prison until you can pay, even if your judicial sentence is over. Unless you can convince the family to wave the fee, or until some charity takes pity on you and pays it for you. Now maybe your embassy will pay; I know mine won't.
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I am sure if that unlikely event ever happened all your admirers, specially at this forum will gladly chip in.
Oh and 11B (the ignoramus!) forgot to add that once you get arrested you have no access to your bank accounts in Dxb, but being a visitor as seems to be your case I am sure they will gladly provide you with a VSAT connection to your bank of choice so you can pay for your lawyer.
I know I should not be feeding the trolls, but honestly maybe we can get you moved to a special thread if there is enough noise.
In the meantime, I visited Imperial suites, Mariner's (Seaview) and Jockeys. Short version, plenty of African girls, sweet luscious young bodies, sweet, inviting voices.
I met a North Korean and a tipsy chinese, but got distracted with a charming American chap (estás ahí Alberto?) and eventually grabbed Sha Sha.
Back in Dubai for work staying in Media City again. Not really feeling the club scene, Turkmen girl is back home in Ashgabat. Don't feel like meeting someone else from clubs. Looking for a decent AMP close by. Marina, Jumeirah. Searched the forum and saw posting but no names of any places. If anyone can help out it'd be greatly appreciated.
At a loose end last Friday afternoon, the Shooter decided on a nostalgic trip to the TGIT bar. Surprised to find that it says open all day, I. E. No 4-6pm closure.
Very small selection of girls, all Chinese but surprisingly a few South Asian chicks (Pakistani?) also. There was one hot Chinese chick but she left early. The rest were heffalumps, clearly geared to the Arab / Indian market where the aesthetics of a few extra pounds are more generally accepted.
Eventually a curvy Chinese entered with just the right amount of "junk in her trunk", well-presented in tight jeans. Unusual facial features with quite a long nose. The Shooter quickly struck the deal at dh300, then back to Mimi's place behind the 4 Points Sheraton.
The trouble with the TGIT girls is that they are geared for the fast turnaround. They can't help rushing, which the Shooter detests. Unless they are like the lovely Malay-Chinese Anna, also a TGIT pick-up, who had tirelessly attacked the Shooter's cock with vigorous oral and vaginal suction until all fluids had been emitted.
In this case Mimi did her best but could not escape the stereotype, so the sesh was just about satisfactory, saved by the sight of that round butt in doggy position and the unusual face in BJ position. 2 shots had been agreed, but once the first flush of lust had been lost, he had no urge to continue. Instead he took the opportunity to visit a favourite legit MP nearby. The plan was to recharge the batteries and hit Jockeys thereafter.
Upon arrival he found that the MP was shut, a victim of a "new rule" that all MP's must be on the ground floor. Oddly enough there were 2 other MP's in the same building, both still open and neither on the ground floor. The Shooter chose the one on the 6th floor, ostensibly legit, and dispensed 130 chips for a 1-hour session.
The masseuse was Chinese, and to the Shooter's delight she was pretty and well-endowed. On entering the room she surprised him again with a hug and a kiss on the cheek. She left and the Shooter disrobed and donned the paper shorts that are de rigueur in these establishments.
10 minutes later the shorts were around his ankles as she worked on his butt. After the turnover the negotiations began and the shorts moved again to the ankle position. Off came her top, revealing a splendid set of mammaries, just the right combination of soft skin over firm boobies.
What followed was a very pleasant HJ and titty-fuck. The hands moved asynchronously over the Shooter's equipment. Not too hard, not too soft. The boobs were big enough for her to comfortably encompass the Shooter's cock without burying it. She was sufficiently athletic to get a decent movement up and down without stopping.
The friction was delicious and much to the Shooter's surprise he was able to shoot his load between the boobies without enormous effort. 2 shots in 1 hour is very much the exception now, whereas in the good old days it was the rule.
Dh200 was the masseuse's tip. Well worth it. It may seem an inconsequence, but the massage was pretty good too!
[QUOTE=Cons68;1304385]Oh and 11B (the ignoramus!) forgot to add that once you get arrested you have no access to your bank accounts in Dxb, but being a visitor as seems to be your case I am sure they will gladly provide you with a VSAT connection to your bank of choice so you can pay for your lawyer.[/QUOTE]Cons (the ignoramus!) also forgot to mention that while in jail you may have all the sex you ever wanted, every day and maybe multiple times a day (and / or partners). So that would certainly cure your "losing streaK" and bad luck regarding that area. Don't worry about men drooling. As this time it could be at you (aren't you the lucky one!). LOL.
Good to see you are alive and kicking Cons.
NG99. I agre with your comment but it is fun at the same time :)
[QUOTE=Kabul Guy;1304208]Plan is an AMP for the afternoon and then back to Julies for tonight's fun.[/QUOTE]Informative, short FR, if only to show success still possible. Appreciated. Unfortunately, these short FR's can get lost in the on-going [i]discussions[/i].
[QUOTE=Cons68;1304385]Given the concentration of idiots in this region the most likely effect of you crashing against someone is a double positive in terms of average IQ for survivors.[/QUOTE]Sadly, so much truth in that. Driving quality absolutely abysmal. Friends would ask me if I was afraid of terrorists. I'd tell them no big deal; see them everyday."Really?" The guy in the SUV, 1 meter behind your rear bumper, both of you doing 130 kph. He's NOT a terrorist. It's the guy in the SUV [u]RAPIDLY[/u] closing in at 170 kph to your 100, flashing his lights for you to move over, even when there is NO room to do so, expecting the traffic to part like the Red Sea for him. Terrorist bombs, no. Rear-end car-BQ, yes.
I wasn't feeding trolls. My strident response was for visitors and newly arrived residents. Long term residents understand dxb can lull you into a sense of safeness. You live in a western neighborhood, surrounded by Jumeriah Johns & Janes, your work colleagues are western, Spinney's delivers all that western food, sat. Tv delivers western programs, home privacy to do what you want. You begin to think it's like home with the thermostat turned up 30 degrees. But fall afoul of the system, the law, and QUICKLY clear you're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Just read the Gulf News crime page. Ever wonder why so many criminals confess their crimes to the police?
And Cons68 shows things still functioning, even with Ramadan fast approaching.
Don't worry, Kabul Guy, keep posting. Things will get back to normal.
[QUOTE=11Bravo;1304535]But fall afoul of the system, the law, and QUICKLY clear you're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Just read the Gulf News crime page. Ever wonder why so many criminals confess their crimes to the police?[/QUOTE]A sobering thought.
Are there any around? Location would be useful.